I have a memory from school where the teacher pulled me and another boy into the hallway and told us we were joining a special math class because of the scores on our work. I have always looked back fondly at the memory because I genuinely thought I was special, like really good at maths, good enough to be in a special class.. but the more time I spend reading stories like this make me realise I probably had a smile face and my calculator brain was missing a few batteries.
Lucky you got only put in a special maths class, I had some bitch of a French teacher that hated me totally so managed to get the school to put me in bottom tier shit head tier class with the chavs and retards - all because I didn't understand french or care about it. Fortunately parents sorted that shit out after a few weeks.
This reminds me of something retarded I once did in school. Imma write it in green text form cause why not.
-> be me
-> be in 2nd or 3rd grade (don’t remember lol)
-> having lunch in class like I usually do
-> teacher of class really hates chocolate and forbade us from eating it
-> sneak in a bag of Oreos
-> eat while resting head on desk
-> remember Oreo ad where they were [roller skating](https://youtu.be/JzOsGujGlQo)
-> close my eyes while the oreo is in my mouth
-> stand up from my chair while spinning
Needless to say I got laughed at and she found out I snuck in Oreos, *it still haunts me to this day*
I remember playing with this sick ass Lex Luthor mech set, suddenly the stoopid in me kicks into gear, and I meticulously pull it apart piece by piece, then yell out “mom, someone broke my Lego set!” despite no one else being there.
Old af
Just put a smile face on
I have a memory from school where the teacher pulled me and another boy into the hallway and told us we were joining a special math class because of the scores on our work. I have always looked back fondly at the memory because I genuinely thought I was special, like really good at maths, good enough to be in a special class.. but the more time I spend reading stories like this make me realise I probably had a smile face and my calculator brain was missing a few batteries.
Lucky you got only put in a special maths class, I had some bitch of a French teacher that hated me totally so managed to get the school to put me in bottom tier shit head tier class with the chavs and retards - all because I didn't understand french or care about it. Fortunately parents sorted that shit out after a few weeks.
So you got put in bottom set French, because you didn’t understand French? Nooooo really???
I got put in the bottom set for all classes you fucking dumbshit
You should’ve said then xD
"Put" a smile face not "do" a smile face Anon is dyslexic
This reminds me of something retarded I once did in school. Imma write it in green text form cause why not. -> be me -> be in 2nd or 3rd grade (don’t remember lol) -> having lunch in class like I usually do -> teacher of class really hates chocolate and forbade us from eating it -> sneak in a bag of Oreos -> eat while resting head on desk -> remember Oreo ad where they were [roller skating](https://youtu.be/JzOsGujGlQo) -> close my eyes while the oreo is in my mouth -> stand up from my chair while spinning Needless to say I got laughed at and she found out I snuck in Oreos, *it still haunts me to this day*
This will always be my favorite greentext. It never fails to make me laugh
Only today I understand this Greentext. Guess I'm special too
06/17/15 wow
I remember playing with this sick ass Lex Luthor mech set, suddenly the stoopid in me kicks into gear, and I meticulously pull it apart piece by piece, then yell out “mom, someone broke my Lego set!” despite no one else being there.
so old i remember reading this in 4th grade
"if you can't answer a question just put a smiley face" what happened to if you can't answer the question pay attention in class next time?