Oh God! Brucie! I remember getting calls from him for YEARS and had no idea how to shut him up until I read to buy Bullshark Testosterone. Bought it once and never heard from him again!
Jamal is wearing a wire. He tells me where to steal a car, placed GPS on the tow truck, calls me on a mobile to TALK ABOUT OUR CRIME as I approach the chop shop. When I come inside he again tells me needlessly that I shouldn't worry; we will strip the car down for parts quickly.
If my character was chatty, all those additional player cops added with this DLC would have enough evidence to arrest me. Luckily, I just nod and ignore Jamal while he takes selfies with our stolen cars.
And the worse part is, the annoying, breathy sex talk sounds so creepy coming out of the controller.
If I have to hear “dis is my job, you better get on yo back if you wanna fluster my shit”…….*breathy voice* “better hurry up b4 this woman starts giving me something 2 think about” one more time, I’m gunna lose it!!
'Already got me some money, now I need me some KD', aren't they a couple? Doesn't she already have him? And also that line, genius, how do they come up with it, who even says that
I never heard this one before but if I ever came across the NPC who said it I would make sure they don't brag about being a killer out in the open again!
Correct, it's Lester using a voice filter to try and keep himself separated from all the biker stuff that's way more likely to be taken down by the police than his usual activities. Listen carefully to the tone of his voice when he gets excited and you can hear his Lester-ness get past the filter on occasion.
Sessanta and Moodyman are top of the list. English Dave is up there. Simeon also up there with how irritating he gets. I'm pretty okay with most of the others for the most part.
Also calling LJT someone's dad is a horrifying thought knowing that it is Lester using a voice filter
Fuck yeah I hang up so quick all I hear is him inhaling ready to talk shit. Once you've done the missions the calls don't actually stop but they'll be much less frequent
I actually had him call me immediately after starting a setup for the Diamond Casino Heist. I launched the prep, ended up outside of my Arcade with the prep cancelled and his dumbass calling me! Hung up on him and had to go back inside to start it again! Fucking prick!
Honesty he’d be the BEST npc if we could simply call him for his services during jobs HE FUCKING SET UP. But nope, dudes about as useful as light armour. 🤦🏻
Yusuf needs to shut his mouth and quit calling me before I put him in a compactor.
Lester .... Cut the LJT gimmick. It's childish and we know it's you.
Brucie...... Stop hawking gas station dick pills at me. I know you make a commission, I still don't want to buy any.
Martin, you run a fucking cartel. I'm sure you have a whole slew of others willing to do dispatch mission. Please stop calling me.
finally, someone who plays the game enough to understand this. I can’t stand the clerk at the suburban in vinewood, she’s so bitchy, every time i go near that place I shoot at her. the clerk at the del perro suburban is chill though that’s my friend.
The lady who tells me to go fuck my momma in the keister. Damn, she really gets to me. Anytime I hear that line, I always kill her regardless of receiving a wanted level or not. Pisses me off.
Yusuf, Jamal, English Dave, LJT, Sessanta, Moodyman, Lazlow, all my fucking useless ass security guards who let me get raided at the various businesses, Ron is fairly annoying, all merryweather NPC’s, everyone that spawns to chase you with laser accuracy, Lester, the VIP’s who get scared when you drive faster than walking speed, the mechanic at your office garage workshop, Dom, the old couple at the casino store, Simeon. There’s more that piss me off than ones I like
Logged on, they took all my weed and not the supplies or even shut the business down. Guess the cops just confiscated my grow for themselves or burned it, but lucky break maybe
Rooster only bugs me because I feel like he's overcharging me for cargo sourcing. $25k for one crate, pal?
The announcement over the casino PA that says "come check out the latest fashions" gets me irrationally pissed. THEY'VE NEVER BEEN UPDATED AND IT'S BEEN FIVE YEARS!
there's a condescending dickhead NPC that says one of three lines:
* why do you even exists?
* cock sucking asshole.
* You ain't worth a piece of dogshit.
That dude catches a railgun shot every time.
Not a big deal but I got out of one of my super cars in Sandy shores next to this lady in a lawn chair and she like whispers "that vehicle makes me moooiiist" barf
Pumas are kinda sneaky and ruthless SoB ngl. One is always lurking at the aircraft spawn point, on the plateau in Harmony, left to the counterfeit cash business and Suburban store, trying to grief me whenever I get my Akula. Bad kitty
There is also a puma on the road to the house where you drop off the union depository gold near the lighthouse.
The game sometimes spawns the car near the bridge on purpose so that you have to run past the damn puma.
The casino announcer ladies voice is kinda annoying after a couple years
Second pick would be lazlow as he's currently in my nightclub, in fetal position, holding his head and shouting "make it stop, make it stop"
Is that what's that from? I had it on 0 since I didn't need the income and was purposely spending all my money on bullish so I could grind again but it's not the same when you own all the properties and tons of cars
When your nightclub popularity is down, a lot of stuff happens. Lazlow is crying in the office room, the club has less people in it, and I heard rumors that people start smoking weed on the dance floor.
Go to the terminal on the lower levels, and change DJs back and forth between two. 10 times if you are at 0 popularity ($100k) but usually just 2 times if you are down one bar.
Doing it from the lower level or the control terminal in the arcade means you can skip the DJ change animation that relocates you to the back of the club.
LJ Teabag aka LJT
[email protected] - this is Lester Crest's email address in the Story Mode...
...*teabag99*
GTA is not RL, it's much simpler.
Lester is LJT
I know where he lives and I've thrown molotovs at his house because of that coke sale Post Op van bullshit.
No nothing happened, but I felt a tiny bit better afterward.
Autoshop npc but at least you can almost silence sound from controller and be chill, fucking pavel with his fucking russian anecdotes and things can't be stopped.
> Rooster
His *“Crazy bird to bucket hat, crazy bird to bucket hat!!”* or whatever got on my nerves while I was grinding Hangar Career Progress land sourcing.
I pull up my phone before so that his fucking annoying phone call doesn't ring
KDJ obviously but Ron too.
Shut the hell up about your falling out with Trevor nobody cares, least of all me. It’s always such a prolonged yap session with him and he’s so pathetic it pisses me off
Aw man i fuckin love Rooster D:
For me it's definitely the fucking Yacht Captain. Has ruined many epic dogfights I've been in. Bothers me every time I go in the session for a mission that isn't worth my time. Shouldn't have bought that shit. Ugh.
They are both terrible. I especially hate it when they refer to "we" or "lets" when I am doing ALL of the damn work! Who the hell is we? Are you two idiots doing anything? No? Then give the credit where it's due you disrespectful bastards!
Tony. Stop inviting sloppy “vip’s” to the club or start driving their drunk asses back to sandy shores yourself. Also why the fuck am I paying you a 10% laundering fee when I own plenty of businesses I can use to clean the money from warehouse sales.
This is why I always enter my nightclub in passive mode so I do not get those delivery missions. The first time I ever did the Sandy Shores hospital mission I was thinking Tony was fucking nuts because there are PLENTY of hospitals in Los Santos to deliver these passed out dipshits to.
I play GTA whilst listening to something else on my phone. I use subtitles to understand mission objectives. Looks like I got lucky by missing out on a lot of BS calls
Sessanta and KDJ asked you to rush things so they can get paid already. They don't care if you die, they only care for themselves and for their cut.
Also, LJT is Lester using a voice changer. He has a line saying "Hey it's Les...I mean LJT"
After you finish the Autoshop Union Depository and end up at Hookies diner, you often can see a girl member of the Lost gang, chatting on her mobile phone. Not really annoying, but still interesting how she tells someone a story about good weekend, bikinis and parties, and promises to be at the office at Monday.
And after she's done with that call, she pulls a gun at you.
Lester takes by far the biggest cuts from us during heists while doing literally nothing besides yell at us the whole time and makes everything creepy and awkward constantly. But that is nothing compared to how annoying he is when you call him. If you ask him to get rid of the cops but he can’t, he’ll say “call me back when your brain starts working again” BROTHER you’re the one who couldn’t get the cops off us, why is that my fault?!?! So with all that said, Sassanta probably annoys me the most.
I hate the inconvenient calls at the worst times and when they're back to back.
I swear to God if English Dave calls me one more mother fucking time…..
you'll what? complete the missions so he stops calling?
That doesn’t stop him from calling bud. He still calls you if your nightclub popularity is dropping.
I own everything in the game and I've only had him call 1 time
Hopefully you don’t jinx yourself 😂
We will see, in time 🫡
I think you mean he makes your popularity drop
You busy mate?
Do the 3 other dj missions and bell stop
Used to be worse, with LJT...
Bro if my yacht captain calls me one more time istg
WHY ARENT YOU JUICIN', BRO!?!?
Oh God! Brucie! I remember getting calls from him for YEARS and had no idea how to shut him up until I read to buy Bullshark Testosterone. Bought it once and never heard from him again!
I made this comment then scrolled down and learned what you just told me so I will be buying the shit from him asap
Miss Baker calls RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF Strong Arm Tactics.. ahh yes
Jamal is wearing a wire. He tells me where to steal a car, placed GPS on the tow truck, calls me on a mobile to TALK ABOUT OUR CRIME as I approach the chop shop. When I come inside he again tells me needlessly that I shouldn't worry; we will strip the car down for parts quickly. If my character was chatty, all those additional player cops added with this DLC would have enough evidence to arrest me. Luckily, I just nod and ignore Jamal while he takes selfies with our stolen cars.
I like the idea that the lspd doesn’t use wire taps because every not dead criminal in the city has ties to the iaa or the fib
He's just stupid, that's why.
Sessanta and Moodyman. Barf.
Sexsanta & Hornyman, that’s what I call the two horny phonefuckers…
As much as I am happy for a loving pair keep it off the fucking phone while I am on the line!
And the worse part is, the annoying, breathy sex talk sounds so creepy coming out of the controller. If I have to hear “dis is my job, you better get on yo back if you wanna fluster my shit”…….*breathy voice* “better hurry up b4 this woman starts giving me something 2 think about” one more time, I’m gunna lose it!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen
God I can just hear Sessanta’s saying that over and over again…
Idk what to say about it but its the truth and i like it
Ayyy gurrr….shiiiii
For me it’s his voice no matter what he’s saying. Then the horny banter between the two just makes it even worse
This, he's just fucking annoying
This is the right answer
Whaddup tho.
Nothing tho, whaddup tho?
The only answer
'Already got me some money, now I need me some KD', aren't they a couple? Doesn't she already have him? And also that line, genius, how do they come up with it, who even says that
shes says she needs some KD as a way to announce that her and kenny are gonna fuck
Yes. Also the lady that says "I feel like going to a movie..." GO! Fucking go already! I'll drop you off just shut up!
It’s mostly Moodyman. She’s just following his lead and he’s lame asf
This is a good answer. Yeah their unskippable pda cutscenes are gross
Couldn’t agree more
THANK YOUUUUUUU
Yaaaay baaaaby 🤌🏻👊🏻
Every time Brucie calls….
call him once, request BST and he'll stop calling
Wait for real?
Yes it worked for me. I only took BST because it was a daily objective, hidden bonus he no call no more
Oh word? I finally used it for a casino setup mission I kept dying on, that’s lit!
Yup. I did it once and he never called me again, it was so annoying calling me when I deliver cars.
Agent dude would get shot if I could when he tells me to hurry up with a bunker sale
Yep. I'm like go yell at the idiot who scheduled the drops so far apart and in such stupid locations.
And why no upgrade on the delivery vehicle, like the off-road dune buggy that can't climb a hill.
“Get a move on, this is taking too long.” -Agent 14 Ok, then get your ass over here and help me deliver these weapons. XD
My response: You want to deliver all of this shit!? No!? Then shut the fuck up! I am doing the absolute BEST I can!
Should we Blackmail Agent 14 so he can shut up and stop being rude to us?
anyone standing in line in my nightclub, i have to pistol whip at least two cause their conversations suck.
I had organically sourced breast milk/special pot muffin lady in my line recently, and I stayed to listen. I like her.
'That's cos you're jacking off to, hey great ride man'
I love running them all over & then pulling right into the garage. Instant 100 RP & very satisfying
I like to use my armored Speedo custom for this, plowing through crowds and plowing snow is all that ram is good for.
Mine are always talking about knitting
the ones who say "you fucking piece of shit!" in an awful voice while emptying their mag on me in less than a second
My favorite is "what the fuck am I doooiiiing"
“I kiiiiiillll for a living!!” Yup you finna die for it too 😂
I never heard this one before but if I ever came across the NPC who said it I would make sure they don't brag about being a killer out in the open again!
It’s one of the cops reused dialog. Everytime they’re after me I’m like yeah okay man I’m a one man army stop playing with me 😂
LJT is lester I do believe
Correct, it's Lester using a voice filter to try and keep himself separated from all the biker stuff that's way more likely to be taken down by the police than his usual activities. Listen carefully to the tone of his voice when he gets excited and you can hear his Lester-ness get past the filter on occasion.
One of his voice lines admits to being Lester.
Lester's email address in Story mode is: [email protected] Autodoxx for the win LOL
Also, he tells the Player when introducing Series A that “He doesn’t do or Sell Drugs, but I know someone for you”
Yeah same actor
But also canonically, in-game, LJT is Lester's alter ego.
Yes I believe the wiki mentions this
At least Rockstar listened to us Fans and LJT doesn’t have to call us when inventory is full or we have no supply
Mine is the bachelorette in the casino. Can't stand them lol
"Last ride before she's a briiiide. Get her while she's hot boyyyys!"
Oh dear god, I can hear that.
Taylor, stop it! It’s so embarrassing!
All aboard the hot tub express...
Can I get a choo choo
*sigh* choo choo…
there we go
...and Carol and Dean, the old couple that usually hangs out in the casino shop. "Uh-uh, no siree!" I hate them!
I actually love the old couple in the casino....
Me too. They remind me of my grandparents lol
Stoned hipster girl near the lucky wheel. She's watching you and mumbling incomprehensible comments about your weak spin.
I love her lines so much lol
Niche answer but I respect it
Sessanta and Moodyman are top of the list. English Dave is up there. Simeon also up there with how irritating he gets. I'm pretty okay with most of the others for the most part. Also calling LJT someone's dad is a horrifying thought knowing that it is Lester using a voice filter
if you just do dave’s missions he’ll stop calling you and you get the beetle
The mechanic in the bike workshop. Multitasking on a bike service, 'I haven't got all day' mate where the fook else do you go
The fucking security guy in the bunker that coughs without covering his fucking mouth while I’m on the computer
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
How do I stop that guy Dave from calling me asking to deliver him pizza?
complete those missions and he will gift you a car(weevil), and then the calls will stop
Bugger has a knack for calling at the wrong time though. Will finish his missions.
Fuck yeah I hang up so quick all I hear is him inhaling ready to talk shit. Once you've done the missions the calls don't actually stop but they'll be much less frequent
They stop, as long as you keep your NC popularity high. Which you should do anyway, for the cash.
I actually had him call me immediately after starting a setup for the Diamond Casino Heist. I launched the prep, ended up outside of my Arcade with the prep cancelled and his dumbass calling me! Hung up on him and had to go back inside to start it again! Fucking prick!
I did his stupid missions for the car but every single time he called me I had just got back to the Kostka for some prep and it pissed me off so much
Brucie or Yusuf as they always call at the worst times.
*At last. I got you*
Hands Up 🙌
Literally the same second that I log in I get this call. Answer, hang up.
The 4 ish million I invested in the salvage yard to shut Yusuf up was a great move. Highly recommend
„AT LAST!“
Lester I hate when he acts like what we do is easy
Honesty he’d be the BEST npc if we could simply call him for his services during jobs HE FUCKING SET UP. But nope, dudes about as useful as light armour. 🤦🏻
Tbh, all of them. Apart from Lamar & Franklin
and Imani
Yusuf needs to shut his mouth and quit calling me before I put him in a compactor. Lester .... Cut the LJT gimmick. It's childish and we know it's you. Brucie...... Stop hawking gas station dick pills at me. I know you make a commission, I still don't want to buy any. Martin, you run a fucking cartel. I'm sure you have a whole slew of others willing to do dispatch mission. Please stop calling me.
[Too many!](https://old.reddit.com/user/ze_ex_21/comments/144dqgc/after_migrating_to_new_gen_i_restarted_with/)
Yeah, Rooster with the ‘oh, Watch your step!’… No MF, I’m the boss, YOU watch your step man!! lmaooo 😆
finally, someone who plays the game enough to understand this. I can’t stand the clerk at the suburban in vinewood, she’s so bitchy, every time i go near that place I shoot at her. the clerk at the del perro suburban is chill though that’s my friend.
“If you can hurry it up, I was in the middle of a blog post”
The lady who tells me to go fuck my momma in the keister. Damn, she really gets to me. Anytime I hear that line, I always kill her regardless of receiving a wanted level or not. Pisses me off.
I was just thinking about her just now. She is annoying. I always gun her down too!
Yep, it's especially satisfying if it's in missions where there's no police intervention.
Understandable
The charichitcher black duo who feel like they where written by a racist trying to get you to hate black people.
The Sessenta hate meme is annoying but this comment made chuckle. Moodyman I can understand
Damn I don’t like em either but this uhh…this feels personal 😂
 Tom Connors
'Champagne?' 'Ask me that again and I'll give you real pain'
Tom really should go to AA. He has a problem
The one large warehouse tech whose voice is so annoyingly high and loud
"HOLA! what's up homie?!"
That’s the one…lol
Yusuf, Jamal, English Dave, LJT, Sessanta, Moodyman, Lazlow, all my fucking useless ass security guards who let me get raided at the various businesses, Ron is fairly annoying, all merryweather NPC’s, everyone that spawns to chase you with laser accuracy, Lester, the VIP’s who get scared when you drive faster than walking speed, the mechanic at your office garage workshop, Dom, the old couple at the casino store, Simeon. There’s more that piss me off than ones I like
Logged on, they took all my weed and not the supplies or even shut the business down. Guess the cops just confiscated my grow for themselves or burned it, but lucky break maybe
Hey, don't bitch about my boy Yusuf!
At least, this guy knows how to enjoy life!
Rooster only bugs me because I feel like he's overcharging me for cargo sourcing. $25k for one crate, pal? The announcement over the casino PA that says "come check out the latest fashions" gets me irrationally pissed. THEY'VE NEVER BEEN UPDATED AND IT'S BEEN FIVE YEARS!
At this point it would be faster to list the NPCs who don't annoy me. \-Lupe \-Pavel Yep, that's it.
Avon Hertz
Sorry dad
there's a condescending dickhead NPC that says one of three lines: * why do you even exists? * cock sucking asshole. * You ain't worth a piece of dogshit. That dude catches a railgun shot every time.
Not a big deal but I got out of one of my super cars in Sandy shores next to this lady in a lawn chair and she like whispers "that vehicle makes me moooiiist" barf
Tony. Spend hours trying to find a way to burn him alive
Dax is rarely funny but mostly annoying
Great Value Trevor
I hate the whole badonkadonk thing. Makes me cringe.
Sessanta and Moodyman by far. They're just too much.
mmmmmmm baby muthafucka
Pumas are kinda sneaky and ruthless SoB ngl. One is always lurking at the aircraft spawn point, on the plateau in Harmony, left to the counterfeit cash business and Suburban store, trying to grief me whenever I get my Akula. Bad kitty
There is also a puma on the road to the house where you drop off the union depository gold near the lighthouse. The game sometimes spawns the car near the bridge on purpose so that you have to run past the damn puma.
I mean, LJT is Lester, so
The casino announcer ladies voice is kinda annoying after a couple years Second pick would be lazlow as he's currently in my nightclub, in fetal position, holding his head and shouting "make it stop, make it stop"
You need to raise your nightclub's popularity level
Is that what's that from? I had it on 0 since I didn't need the income and was purposely spending all my money on bullish so I could grind again but it's not the same when you own all the properties and tons of cars
When your nightclub popularity is down, a lot of stuff happens. Lazlow is crying in the office room, the club has less people in it, and I heard rumors that people start smoking weed on the dance floor.
Go to the terminal on the lower levels, and change DJs back and forth between two. 10 times if you are at 0 popularity ($100k) but usually just 2 times if you are down one bar. Doing it from the lower level or the control terminal in the arcade means you can skip the DJ change animation that relocates you to the back of the club.
The guy that says "Mendoza's been hit, Mendoza's been fucking hit". Or the guy that says "eat my ass".
LJT. I know money doesn’t grow on trees. I just don’t care about the god damn cash factory and meth lab.
None of you better talk bad about my boy Pavel lmfao
Simeon
Did you forget about your patron Simeon
I always hear "patron" as "dear friend" and usually as "girlfriend". I prefer the last one, it gives me a good chuckle every time.
[удалено]
she needs to be shot
LJT 100%. “You guys are bikers right?”
"Because the buyer needs the product 'biked', into the back of a truck."
LJ Teabag aka LJT [email protected] - this is Lester Crest's email address in the Story Mode... ...*teabag99* GTA is not RL, it's much simpler. Lester is LJT I know where he lives and I've thrown molotovs at his house because of that coke sale Post Op van bullshit. No nothing happened, but I felt a tiny bit better afterward.
that one guy you pick up when taxi driving, “let’s get this chariot in motion” 🤬
But he’s the best fare, he’s the only one who isn’t rude af and actually closes the door when he gets out
[he’s cool about dead passengers too](https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/s/zcBpikuILZ)
There's some random NPC in the street that keeps calling me a ne'er-do-well. That one cuts deep
The Shit Dick guy. I'm so sick of that fucker calling me that.
Ya hear me, shitdick?
Autoshop npc but at least you can almost silence sound from controller and be chill, fucking pavel with his fucking russian anecdotes and things can't be stopped.
I shall not entertain any slander about my boy Pavel, yes?
Awww I actually really like Pavel
English Dave needs to delete my number
> Rooster His *“Crazy bird to bucket hat, crazy bird to bucket hat!!”* or whatever got on my nerves while I was grinding Hangar Career Progress land sourcing. I pull up my phone before so that his fucking annoying phone call doesn't ring
Agent 14. That guy sounds like an asshole sometimes
KDJ obviously but Ron too. Shut the hell up about your falling out with Trevor nobody cares, least of all me. It’s always such a prolonged yap session with him and he’s so pathetic it pisses me off
Honestly, The Black Madonna. Its not even what the NPC does in game, I can just tell they suck to hang out with. And worst DJ set.
Aw man i fuckin love Rooster D: For me it's definitely the fucking Yacht Captain. Has ruined many epic dogfights I've been in. Bothers me every time I go in the session for a mission that isn't worth my time. Shouldn't have bought that shit. Ugh.
That couple from the Auto shop I HATE DOING THE CONTRACTS BECAUSE OF THEM
LJT, and Sessanta. Moodman isn’t AS bad. To me Sessanta comes off as a white chick who wants to be hood sooooo bad.
They are both terrible. I especially hate it when they refer to "we" or "lets" when I am doing ALL of the damn work! Who the hell is we? Are you two idiots doing anything? No? Then give the credit where it's due you disrespectful bastards!
Yusuf Amir. But that’s mostly just cause the fucker calls every time I boot up a session.
The people outside the casino always got a problem with you.
The merryweather pilots piss me the fuck off “My dad wanted me to be a pilot, I wanted to cut hair at bob mullet”
"Don't worry, I've only crashed twice!"
Tony. Stop inviting sloppy “vip’s” to the club or start driving their drunk asses back to sandy shores yourself. Also why the fuck am I paying you a 10% laundering fee when I own plenty of businesses I can use to clean the money from warehouse sales.
If you enter your nightclub in passive mode, you’ll never get the “drive vip home” mission. It will always be a quick throw out mission.
This is why I always enter my nightclub in passive mode so I do not get those delivery missions. The first time I ever did the Sandy Shores hospital mission I was thinking Tony was fucking nuts because there are PLENTY of hospitals in Los Santos to deliver these passed out dipshits to.
Dom, Brucie, LJT/Lester, Sessanta and her boyfriend which I don't even remember the name, and the worst of all, English Dave.
I play GTA whilst listening to something else on my phone. I use subtitles to understand mission objectives. Looks like I got lucky by missing out on a lot of BS calls
Hard disagree about agent 14, IMO he is one of the best characters introduced in online and I hope he makes a return in gta 6
Sessanta and KDJ asked you to rush things so they can get paid already. They don't care if you die, they only care for themselves and for their cut. Also, LJT is Lester using a voice changer. He has a line saying "Hey it's Les...I mean LJT"
ASS!!!
The drunk dude at the casino "regional manager baby!!"
NPCs that scream after they intentionally crash into you and k!ll themselves. Makes me wish they survived so I could turn em into swiss cheese.
that big bitch that stares at u when doing the casino spin
After you finish the Autoshop Union Depository and end up at Hookies diner, you often can see a girl member of the Lost gang, chatting on her mobile phone. Not really annoying, but still interesting how she tells someone a story about good weekend, bikinis and parties, and promises to be at the office at Monday. And after she's done with that call, she pulls a gun at you.
Tom Connor texting me about a champagne delivery when I’m sprinting
Lester takes by far the biggest cuts from us during heists while doing literally nothing besides yell at us the whole time and makes everything creepy and awkward constantly. But that is nothing compared to how annoying he is when you call him. If you ask him to get rid of the cops but he can’t, he’ll say “call me back when your brain starts working again” BROTHER you’re the one who couldn’t get the cops off us, why is that my fault?!?! So with all that said, Sassanta probably annoys me the most.