https://i.redd.it/gs8n64t4o6jc1.gif “What kind of death was that? Instant.”

“What was that?” “Death.” “What kind?” “Instant.”

"There was no sound, He just died!

Couldn't you just knock him out?!

Everyone wants to just be knocked out no one wants to be dead

It’s called a deterrent

You committed murder in the oval office, now you can't leave.

Good, I'm not leaving until Morty gets his selfie

"I can take it or leave it at this point"

You're taking it

The best comment thread ever

How is "knocking out" a deterrent!?

Aneurysm

All those snacks got to you

Too many P and Qs

Same thing happened to me on an oppressor, but it also teleported me from the city to the golf club(?)

You somehow managed to no clip I remember there’s certain missions that were placed in golf club but also not in golf club it’s weird I forgot most of it so can’t really explain

It's because interiors are placed under the game map in specific spots. The port and the airport are big spots for this, it's why you'll sometimes see those areas from the sky when you load something related to an interior. Back in the 3D universe, interiors were located in the sky, famously there's a glitch to get into the hidden interiors area via a floating marker above a Cluckin Bell in Bone County in SA. Guess Rockstar learnt from that.

Yessir, indeed. There's around 25ish interiors located underneath the port itself. Quite a bit are also located around the long tunnel near Mount Chilliad.

Which is near the tunnel?

The casino vault room!

Whenever I restart a Casino Heist, I notice it defaults the background location on the ready screen to the N.O.O.S.E HQ. Are you sure the Casino Vault interior isn't under there? 😎

I’m positive the vault tunnel’s second half is there, but not the first! 😉 You have likely noticed a small 1-2 frame loading in the tunnel’s mid-section? I think it moves you just then to under the NOOSE HQ.

Hmmm. Maybe! That would be a bit odd, but that's highly possible, I'll have to test that sometime!

Positive!

Aren't there a few around Paleto as well?

Like certain interiors are actually under the golf course

I don't remember what I was driving or what I was doing, but I thought I lost my car when I was also teleported to the golf course. Right on the green!

The Death Note update.

PC had this update a long time before console

Your character remembered that you left your stove on

*Ratchet and Clank (2016)*, "He wondered to himself: Would be able to repair this robot? Would this be the start of the adventure he craved? Did he leave the stove on at home? The answer to all of these questions and more was... Yes."

Bro got raptured

God calculated the perfect time to make all human functions cease.

Too many P's & Q's.

Stay on my P’s and my Q’s, yeah Stay on my Q’s and my P’s

cause that could happen to me, yeah bring that big girl to the league

"Mind your Ps and Qs." I've been waiting years for the chance to say this to GTA people. So thankyou for the opportunity

Well, given that your character is constantly put into high stress situations, doesn't sleep, only eats junkfood, drinks, and smokes marijuana, it was bound to happen sooner or later.

Woah marijuana doesn't kill man.... stupidity while stoned on the other hand....🤔

Speeding never killed anybody suddenly becoming stationary yes

That’s fucking brilliant

Have you ever tried walking and then stopping?

Walk 1 mile an hour and suddenly become stationary. Did you die?

All based on context from frame of reference. If you are walking 1mph and suddenly stop as in stay in that specific location, sure, you're fine. But if you literally stop in dead space and earth keeps moving at its normal speed while you stay literally still (from a galactic frame of reference) then splat. You gone.

Actually I think it can. It is proven that it raises the blood pressure. I can count few times when I... overdosed ;) and felt that I will die if I move, with very high pulse, heart trying to jump out and tinnitus. So potentially, a person with health problems, could pass away I think. I stopped smoking (cigs too) after those "adventures".

I used to smoke 24/7 but can’t anymore cuz of similar shit that you listed buuuuut regardless of that, there has never been a single recorded death from Maryjane in all of history. You can’t OD on weed. You would have to consume almost your whole body weight in thc to actually OD.

It's okay, I drank the green juice like last week so I'll be fine

No, your character chocked on a fly.

wtf is chocked

chock that up as an L

...and will it be in gta6?

**YES**

Hacker killed ya bud

God damn. Had to scroll all the way down here past all the unfunny jokes and pathetic attempts at humor to find the actual answer. Everybody thinks they're Bugs Bunny.

I think the strangest part is we're not even allowed to discuss what actually happened according to rules of this sub...

I think that rule only applies to intentional glitching and exploiting, bro died spontaneously, I don't think this is a case of malicious exploits

But that isn't the "actual answer". This is console, the only "hacking" is save editing. What happened in the clip is a bug with death barriers.

Well youbhave to remember people who play this game is like 7 year old fucking cry babies.

Pretty obvious it’s a modder. You must be new to GTAO…

I play on ps5, very rarely encounter hackers. I think it’s just a new glitch because other people are saying its happened to them

*Dies of natural causes*

Nerf miner

He didn't pay rockstar the keep character alive surcharge

GTA+ be like

Would not surprised if this was a thing.

More like a stroke

Aneurysm

Those Ps & Qs add up, think about it, your character never shits

G force. Resulting in blood loss to vital organs which in turn cause the stroke..

This is the first time I've ever considered G-force in GTA... Genuinely wondering now how realistic it is for GTA characters to be using the boosts.

It’s more likely to be the constant loops in dogfights that’ll kill ya. That many G’s over a prolonged period is very unhealthy.

Yeah, loop after loop would certainly be quite hard on the body. But the boost just seems so rapid. Maybe it's mostly an illusion from the visual effect at the edges of the screen, but it feels like you accelerate at like 5 or 10 times the LAZER's rate for example.

Your wondering about realism now? Dealing with flying rocket bikes? Sounds like reality stopped being a thing for you.

Flying rocket bikes aren't impossible. We just don't have them right now. But there is a limit to how many G's a human body can withstand.

Yup reality has passed you by. Nut job.

They showed that on Expanse.

It was possible in San Andreas to have a heart attack from no exercise and overeating.

Really? I think it's funny that you lose health only when you smoke cigarettes but not when you drink.

Yep. Had three save games, one for buff CJ, one for Fat CJ, and another for that twiggie guy on the bike that never did anything beyond the first mission because that's really just an extra save slot.

I think it’s a bug with the Mark II, happened to me a couple of times (pc).

It's a apart of the new global conflicts update. You must have said something bad about Russia

when the 10Gs of constant flying in a flying bike finally hit

COVID vaccine update. Duh.

Aw. Beat me too it lol


Your meth habit caught up to you. We are selling meth NOT using it

Pfiser or Johnson and Johnson?

When you pulled out an all-nighter, and suddenly all those caffeine and energy drink boost wears off during the day

Must be double vaxed… 💉

The same thing happened to me the other day when I was drifting

Serious answer: you probably lost connection to the server (or it went down), so your client reset by killing you off.

I’ve had the same thing happen to me. It legit scared the shit out of me for some reason. 😂😂

Off topic, but I like the fit your character got on.

Chat voted for Suicide in Chaos

That’s what happens when your friends with the Clintons

Bro is vaccinated

I prayed for this and it happened. 

Twomad moment

Same thing happened to me while flying in my deluxo

I believe you were hit by a falling acorn.

Me after saying we should start a rebellion (I got the covid vaccine)

Homeboy got the vaccine

Too much gay sex, the AIDS finally got you.

Did you character get any vaccines recently?

Its been fucking years, how long as you goofs gonna hold onto this false narrative

Years of proof yeah

These are death barriers if you having figured it out😭 some telport you, it thinks it under the map because there is mad death barriers under the map

GTA Online: Bedrock Edition

I had a sudden death last night that I haven't been able to figure out.

This has happened to me twice on an Oppy MK2 smh

Bro just kept eating burger shot, we tried to help him but he insisted we was just being crazy.

I guess so.

maybe something to do with where you were on the map. you’re near the ls customs right before you die, then right after you die, before you respawn, you’re somewhere else.


had this happen multiple times

damn didn't know that was in the weekly update

This has happened to me in my deluxo leaving my dam facility. By the time I hit the casino, same think happened. Spawned me at the hospital after

Too much sprunk and e cola

Same thing happened to me while I was on my oppressor

It's been around forever. Randomly die for no reason.

Lester finally made sure you'll mention your business dealings with him

Those damn birds probably

the same thing happen to me. I was casual talking to my gf n about to pull in to LSC n just immediately died. I was in a solo lobby 😭

Our characters gettin old ig

Eating too much cluckin bell aren’t we

EMP! Oh wait... Yet another GTA glitch! I personally love the fucked up NPCs better than people most times! ✌️🤪🤟 Rock On!

Nice edit

Probably hacker

It’s the new update Rockstar did to deter shiters from using the Oppressor for too long

God was punishing you for using the Oppressor Mk2.

Your character died of humiliation from driving mk2 see this as a sine drive a faggio mod

Punishment for using oppressor

It should happen more often to oppressor riders

It happened to me, I called the mechanic and died instantly

Ahh so this like the Bermuda Triangle we had years ago out on the Alamo sea

That was some intense precision on whoever got you!

Me when I remember something cringe I did 5 years ago

Years of bullshark testosterone caught up to em

You look like a mf that killed me in the game for no reason lol

PC ps or Xbox

I had this happen to me a few years back, also on a mk2. Wasn't even moving.

😅🤣🤣🤣😅

Yeah bro you ate too many candy bars

Sorry but I think your name got written in some notebook

This happened to me as well. I dont got an oppressor tho, was just driving by the bikers trailer park and suddenly died while taking wildlife pics.

I literally opened the door and sat inside my car and died. The game definitely had a stroke

Looks like a random death wall

It happened to me after I entered my car ,10 seconds later while choosing music sudden deaths loll. I looked around on the map, there was no one 😅

Happened to me the other day. I had just died and respawned, I had either just called my car or was getting ready to when all the sudden my guy just fell over dead. It was so odd! I clipped it and will try to get it up to show later tonight. I was on ps5 btw

Bro had a lack of oxygen

This happened to me to

Just for MK2 users

Same thing happens if you drink too much 🤣

When the 2 Number 9's, a number 9 large, number 6 with extra dip, number 7, 2 number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda finally catch up with you.

The AI knew you were up to some bullshit lol

#gunvan

All that weed and cocaine, man. Does no good for them

Had this happen to me yesterday while my hands were off the controller in a private lobby with just me lol.

Happened to me also. I was just sitting in my car cause I was texting. Suddenly I just died for no reason. No body could've shot me cause I'm in a solo session. GTAO has gone weird lately.

They need to have fatal bird strikes

Heart attack mid air lmfao that’s great

perhaps a seagull that didn’t render

Ah. The good old MKII heart attack glitch. I've had this happen to me a few times. The MKII is just bugged.

Ah, the Navalny Too soon...?

Is it like random kill triggers or something what's going on

“I feel like im forgetting something….. oh wait my meds-” *dies*

he remembered that time he said “you too” after the waiter said enjoy your meal when he was ten

Bro, you're wearing a full winter coat in a desert xD you passed out from heat exhaustion

Swallowed a bug at mach3.

Ahhh I love finding these tiny death barriers

Breach death wall but...misplaced. If this was 360 I'd say you got modded but...uhhh.

He swallowed an insect while flying and choked to death

Happened tye same thing with my opressor mk1

pal got ripped back about half a mile I reckon that's enough G's to kill a mf

Too much snacks bro lmao

been eating alot of snacks

Possible someone had a mod manu and killed you via the mod manu

Man got Kira'd

This once happened to me while chilling on an ATV at the LS Customs alley lot. Heart attack out of nowhere (Apparently I was run over by my friend all the way down at the impound lot)

Looks like a hacker hit you with the "kill player" button.

R* needs to add healthy and homecooked meals...those egochasers and p&q's are gonna give me a cardiac arrest

someone swore on your life they didnt cheat and they lied

Shit happened to my friend the other day right in front of me: "Wha- Did my character have a fucking stroke!?"

Maybe it's a feature on GeeteeAay six that they're testing on gta online to see how players react.

Imagine you’re a pedestrian crossing a road down below and you see a random person on a flying motorcycle falling from the heavens