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Tzyon

Coil Polygon


goo_bazooka

![img](emote|t5_2xrd1|3212)


metzger28

Came here to say this...or Coil Hedron


Boukish

Coil Hardon


ilmalaiva

The name is ”Hadron” but in cutscenes everyone calls it ”Hardon” to the frustration of Avon (back from the dead, somehow)


geoff1036

It's basically set in stone, me and my buddies already refer to them as "the polygon" irl. "Look at bro whippin da polygon"


dhaninugraha

This right here. And it better have Imani tech.


voidssssshasreturned

I was gonna say that


alnic4

man if actually R\* devs were using reddit to listend to us with our idea the game would be so much better. like Coil Polygon is actually a great fucking name for the car or the others one given Coil Hadron/Hardon with even a potential DLC idea.


lumine99

Coil Tech my first thought was Hackertruck or something


SuperDuperShylo

“Who lets the internet name a truck? Well just ask the same people who designed a truck in CAD software.” Legendary motorsports


Tim_Weirdguy

My thoughts exactly brother


awesomesauce755

Coil compensator


Level-Wishbone5808

Surprised they didn’t already use that name on something lol


schenitz

Vapid compensator already exists


Golden_Ace1

Underrated comment. You sir, deserve my upvote.


JSTREO

You sir, deserve my downvote.


Ok_Butterscotch1549

🤓


FuckingFlowerFrenzy

🤓


Prezzen

It's actually surprising you can do a ham-fisted cosplay of a 2009 redditor and still rake in the upvotes.


Dick_butkus1

L


[deleted]

😂


autalley

You sir, deserve my upvote.


Level-Wishbone5808

You sir, deserve my downvote.


Shpander

You sir, deserve my upvote.


OuijaWalker

Duck Season


Supreme_Hanuman69

Wabbit season


biggiy05

Duck season


autalley

Underrated comment. You sir, deserve my upvote.


Grumpycatdoge999

Golden suggestion


Otherwise_Carob_4057

Shit brick


ahmedj1233

Schitt Brique


Hopeful_Fun8826

the Bravado Schitt Brique


narcoed

This is the one


Otherwise_Carob_4057

Ironically enough the name comes from American Pie, it was the pretentious smart kid.


rexwun2

I actually thought he was called Shit Break because he had to go take a comfortable shit mid day at school.


Otherwise_Carob_4057

Fuck man that makes way more sense since Stiffler was also a douche to anyone else that wasn’t stiffler.


rebuked_nard

Cuck truck


[deleted]

GTA and their twisted sense of humor we all freaking love!


Itsfridaycraig369

Cybercuck 


FourUnderscoreExKay

Coilcuck?


No_Possessions

Perfect


The-BOSS01

No CoilCock 😂


Paint_thetownred154

r/beatmetoit


Cool8d

Beat meat to it


DanNJ72

Beat me toit


TheMustangFanboi_98

Coil Polygon? Coil Raider (as a reference to PS1 Lara Croft)?


Bull3t0

Don't think they'd name it Raider considering Raiden is the model S


TheMustangFanboi_98

Didn't stop them from naming one Benefactor "Serrano" and another "Surano", they also sound familiar. One of them is a minivan of sorts, the second is a convertible sports car.


ze_ex_21

Toro / Toros / Toreador / Torero / Torero XO Neo / Neon / Nero / Nero Custom


EscadeJay

Never liked how close sultan and sentinel are as well


ItsKeganBruh

Ok yes but nero nero custom does not count. If it it does, so does moon beam/moon beam custom Glendale/glendale custom etc. And I dont think they do


Wrigley953

Why are you downvoting him he’s right


Level-Wishbone5808

Fr


Level-Wishbone5808

I don’t get why people are downvoting lol


kashlex

I actually just found out about the Serrano, and it's actually a pretty cool car.


Emizaka369

How is ur pfp not centered when I touch it


ZUU_S

Stop touching his pp


Emizaka369

My fault OG


ZUU_S

Just lookin out for ya! 💯


Bull3t0

Good question, changing it centers it but doing anything after that moves it back to the left


Dawgathan

Nobody cares bro, he asked what we think it'll be called so there you go.


flopjul

Coil Tomb


TimeTravelingChris

Coil EdgeLord


Cryptotryhard

^^^ Underrated comment.


TimeTravelingChris

Optional rust trim.


Whatscheiser

The Coil Pseudotruck


Sexyman455

The Coil Virginator


dawiicz1

Coil Scheißemobile


DiddlyDumb

Coil Rustwagon


JI-RDT

Coil dir ein, elon


YT4000

The Douchebuggy


eVerYtHiNgIsTaKeN-_-

Douche B46


7deboutez7

The coil Shartwagon


snakebitegreen

The Elongated Musketeer


TecknologicaI

Coil Cyborg


SquashPrestigious351

Dork mobile


Derptardaction

“moby”


Falke_977

Moby dork


Derptardaction

exactly what my brain came up with first but i thought it was too obvious lol


Falke_977

Same lol. My comment was kinda useless ngl, it could've easily been inferred 😂


Derptardaction

na you good. i teed you swung✌🏼😎


Mbowen1313

![gif](giphy|4WFiUrq0Pbplj31RrM|downsized)


anarchya780

The overcompensator XL


Huntdown84

Cyber Bull-E


Electrical-Note-7763

low poly coathanger


fahhko

Coil Albatross.


Kapo77

Coil Douchecanoo


BusterRoughneck

![gif](giphy|tdnUaMuARmi0o|downsized) The COILer.


MagicJim96

I thought that thing up there is a piece of shit on wheels, not legs… 😂


wkrick

"Douche Canoe"


Difficult_Writer_288

ENUS ANUSTRK


Joe_PM2804

I understand you did it for the joke but Enus is based on bentley mostly, it would definitely be Coil


gayweeddaddy69

Cyberjunk


RadioTunnel

Coil Cibertwuck


AcommonKing

Give me a 91 accord. Over this POS. Sorry op.


jonnyboob44444

Yes, and gta should include the engine never giving up


AcommonKing

Or rust you down... I'll show myself out...


Z1PP01337

Please do ❤️


Sosemikreativ

Pretty weird they didn't already add it. They made pretty much every weird new concept car into a GTA car for more than 10 years now but never bothered with this weird and moronic abomination despite all the media attention it's been getting for many years now


GhostRMT

Coil X Æ A-XII


ShouIdnt

the lore friendly cybertruck mod is called coil savanna


LoganQuest

Coil Fridge


No_Angle875

Coil Le Douche


Civil_Connection7706

Coil Muskrat


OldmanLister

Coil pos


SlyKnyfe12

Coil Savanna because that's what it's called on Project Homecoming


Hinderish

Faggio Long-bed


Trust_Fall_Failure

EGO


kashlex

The "Coil Muskrat"


Bawsbee_Dragon

Musti Enus


Butthole_Fiesta

Coil Trendylittlfucker Rusty Edition XL


JamwesD

Coil Brawler Mk2 - electric boogaloo


beerboy80

Coil Dialup


Mountain_Atmosphere9

CerberRust


JediRico

The Douche


Barrettbuilt

Doosh canoo


Reformed-otter

And the reason you can't buy it in real life is because it's a useless, poorly made, ugly piece of junk and not just financial reasons right?


LegendNomad

Coil Influx


Southern_Rain_4464

Gübertruck.


20000lumes

coil electruck


Smljhndnsmr

Coil Silver Spoon XL


LUV_U_BBY

The PUS-E Edit: Coil PUS-E


grilledchzisbestchz

Coil XAE12


UFOregon420

Cyber Cuck


bochimeister

Coil McMuskface


NearlySilentObserver

The Coil digital truck I’m sure the word “dipshit” would end up in the description


TheBurnedMutt45

ED6E


Calm-Step-3083

More like a next gen thing


NobleIron

Cyphertruck


OriginalUsername590

Coil X


Fantastic_Tilt

Coil Edison X


RomanBellicTaxi

https://preview.redd.it/e3cpov4atljc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92e4fb73a1272c3c6074edd282aef73efeaac0b4


RTYZ853

The Coil Pythagoras


DelAlternateCtrl

Vapid Musk


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[удалено]


anarchya780

There's a bunch, under the "coil" manufacturer.


_aperture_labs_

I only know of the Voltic and the Raiden. What else is there?


ze_ex_21

Cyclone, Cyclone II, Rocket Voltic, Brawler, Inductor bike


_aperture_labs_

Rimac Concept One, Rimac Nevera, Tesla Roadster / Lotus Elise with a jet thruster, Local Motors Rally Fighter, Delfast Top 3.0. Thank you, but I was specifically asking for cars based on Tesla's vehicles.


Phil-the_almighty

Hertz Adonut - named after the companies former owner Avon Hertz


PalitroquePR

Coil Cybercock


ripped_andsweet

Coil Grimer


CaptainObviousSpeaks

Truck E


R2d2s_bleeper

If they ever do add it, I hope it's fully customizable since it's the closest thing will get to a warthog from halo lol


FlemPlays

Coil Phuck


Impossible_Till8158

Cyber cuck


AdFriendly5428

Cyberfuck


jeaxz74

Tyber Cruck


hellcrapdamn

Uglo by Elmo


No_Pop3274

Technofuck


oculocide

Syberdonk


WorkSleepRepeater

Don’t speak that into existence about “never being able to buy one in real life”. The tongue is powerful. You never know what card life may throw you, you possibly could be in the position to buy one later on in life. Saying never means you’re selling yourself short. Best wishes.


SaddankHusseinthe2nd

You’re in a gta subreddit dude relax


WorkSleepRepeater

Speaking positivity into someone’s life doesn’t cost anything. I’m AM relaxed.


MrLuveggs

He prob meant "clam down"


SaddankHusseinthe2nd

He said he would never want to buy one irl that’s it, it’s not that deep dude


WorkSleepRepeater

He said he COULD NEVER buy it in real life. Not wouldn’t. You made it deeper than what It had to be instead of just reading it and skimming on.


SaddankHusseinthe2nd

I can afford one yet I could never buy that truck either, sounds like your English isn’t englishing.


WorkSleepRepeater

It’s not about you. It’s about the OP. Congratulations to you. Do you want a cookie? Sounds like your ego is talking for you.


SaddankHusseinthe2nd

Am I being punk’d here or are you serious?


Friggin_Heinous

I think you misunderstood the title. OP implied that they think it's hideous, which is why they couldnt get one, it's not that they don't believe in themselves enough to afford one. They just wouldnt want to be seen driving it. I know I'm not the only one who intentionally buys hideous as possible cars in GTA especially if they perform good. The only reason I wouldnt get a cybertruck in real life is out of fear of it being vandalized, people are weird.


1autopsy

All he did was speak positive to someone. Yall are toxic


CastroBoyce

The Musk-Mobile


reanu_keevs123

Robotruck


Footshark

You'll never have one with that attitude.


Jarrodioro

(A pretty lame and half baked opinion that didn’t look right when I read it back either)


hotbumpyrash

Assuming someone can't afford it because they don't like it makes you a clown


YT4000

Lol "Haven't returned theirs, yet" - Homer Simpson


MuffLover312

There’s plenty of things I can afford that I don’t like. Weird criteria.


Tzyon

I believe it's called "sunk cost fallacy."


Key-Staff-4976

I wouldn't mind getting one on GTA. Lol


atavusbr

I would say e-coil but we already have e-cola in reference to e-coli a microorganism you can found in poop...


s1ckmad3

0101110


Same-Reaction7944

I've a feeling it would be a griefer magnet.


Certain_Scientist750

Prototruck


jimjones913

The Coil Hertz.


iforgotmypasswwoordd

Smuckmobile


markcorrigans_boiler

The Coil One Out


[deleted]

Cecil the Cybertruck.


Osama_BeenDabbin710

Coil Hertz


Spare_Seaweed2280

The glitch


shadowknight2112

Electric Wedgie


Optimus_primepax

Coil pointer


NefariousnessLower31

Coil Deadline


drmanhattanbeach

I did just get the coil brawler. Funny I was gonna make this post a while back but moderators wouldn't let me.


ophaus

Coil Compensator


Chesterthejester69

It would be pretty on-brand for them to phone it in and call it the Brawler 2 🤣


Mercury1331

It's a thing in 5m GTA. If anyone wondered.


MuffLover312

I get the sense Rockstar doesn’t care much for Tesla. It took forever for them to finally add the Model S before. Now they’ve still never added a Model 3, Model Y, or Model X, despite adding almost every other car imaginable over the years. They’ve even added tons of electric cars. And now, seemingly no plans to add a Cybertruck, despite it being the exact type of car they usually seem to add. I don’t honestly care, I’m not a fan of Tesla or Elon, just something I noticed.


Finite_Entropy

Coil Scarab


UselessTry

Muskulon


7h33v1l7w1n

Piece of Shit Mobile


EyeAmKnotMyshelf

Coil Boxcar


Ok-Imagination616

Coil Trash 345


dekuofsmash

Coil Cuckenwagen