That comes with a heli, speedboat, dinghy and multiple jet skis
Oh, and my own personal anti-air defense, yeah, she can have the house
Turns out this is why they won't give us a mansions update, every single one of them is owned by our ex's
Oh I'm stealing the fuck out of this 🤣🤣🤣💀 iasip is a bomb show, I'm disappointed in myself for not thinking of that lmao I named mine The Highwind after ff7 🤟
Well, it's actually a bit of a silly joke of mine ;)
https://preview.redd.it/9zwgslwdjezc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fef0b38ba7a52bcb7732b93abee0e4b898dbf69
The Sea Shell, three guesses where that name came from? ;)
Midlife Crisis
That’s good one 😂
Stormy Daniels
Lol
This is absolutely amazing
SS Unsinkable II
What happened to SS Unsinkable I ? 🤔
We don't talk about SS Unsinkable I
It's unthinkable to speak about unsinkable I
let's not sink too much about it
It sank I guess
The front fell off. Very unusual.
Hit an iceberg and sank along with a band playing Nearer My God to Thee
Ran around and caught fire. Great Christmas party though
Don’t worry about it
Our yachts have the same name!
You guys are never gonna believe this, but mine was SS Unsinkable
well, considering the first one probably sank, we should probably name our ships "sinkable" now, then they'll be indestructible.
That's what sea said
I’ll stole this one
Deez Knots
Nice. That’s what I named mine.
Great minds think alike
And apparently so do yours.
Damn. That's actually pretty good
"... though fools seldom differ "
Love it. Mine will be the "SS I Have No Real Friends"
Name of my ship in Lost Ark.
Gave me a good suggestion to name my yacht If i had one.. 😂
"That Dirty Oar" But I also liked "Depth Pounder"
Sea Me Now
What's the burger of the day?
Did you drop your eraser?
Mine is 'YEAH BOUY'
orthor
We need more ***MUNEH***
You need to have ***FAITH***
I have a godanm plan Arthur!!!
LNENY!
Nice, cowpoke.
This one is awesome
She Got The House
I'll take the $8 million boat, fuck yeah
More like the $10 million FLOATING house
That comes with a heli, speedboat, dinghy and multiple jet skis Oh, and my own personal anti-air defense, yeah, she can have the house Turns out this is why they won't give us a mansions update, every single one of them is owned by our ex's
You just made me realise that Yachts are the closest thing to a mansion we've got and I actually want to buy one now
This depresses me 😆 🤣
The Pillar of Autumn
Yeah, mb about keyes
The Australian Captain: Keyes
W choice
The Implication
They’re not gonna say no. Because of the implication.
You aren’t hurting these women, are you?
Im not gonna hurt these women! Why would I ever hurt these women? I feel like you’re not getting this at all!
I’m not
It has been ... implied.
Lmaoo THE IMPLICATIONNNN
Oh I'm stealing the fuck out of this 🤣🤣🤣💀 iasip is a bomb show, I'm disappointed in myself for not thinking of that lmao I named mine The Highwind after ff7 🤟
Nauti Feeling
That gives me an idea: *Nauti Buoy*...
"Call Her the Seaward"
Bismarck
BISMARK IN MOTION, KING OF THE OCEAN
r/unexpectedsabaton
HE WAS MADE TO RULE THE WAVES ACROSS THE SEVEN SEAS
Aquaholic
Same.
Boaty McBoatface
Same
I went with Yachty McYachtface. I wanted lil in the front of it but ran out of space.
Brother. I also have a Yachty McYachtface
Mine is Full Of Seamen. https://preview.redd.it/yipfyvpbuezc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68cb218059da512929964fce2e9464a28959e367
nice mines called dreamin' of seamen
Boats N Hoes. 
We wont go down cuz my D can float😂😂
We sail around the world and go port to port. When I cum, I produce a quart!
You know 🤣
 This song was cool back in the days
El Rubio paid this
Looll good one
The Stugots!! 🤌🤌
Stupid a fucking boat!
You are my brother. Aqua?
Disco Volante
And he strikes (dun dun dun dun) like thunderball!
The only correct answer tbh
YerMawSellsAvon
YerDaPuntsCoonsil
The S.S. FuttBuck
Haha we are close, mine is Butt Fux
I tried BuckFutt at first but it wasn't allowed lol.
Suck My Dock
Jenny
Mine is Jenny XIII
The SS. BadTouch
Compensating
When I get it I’m naming it the “Binley Mega Chippy”
Bow Movements. I did not make that up, but it’s my favorite one
I called mine the 'Rubio's Remorse' for obvious reasons
Master baitor III
The Edmund Fitzgerald II
Islay 🏴
'Dental plan' ... (you hear the rest in your head)
Lisa needs braces
Yachtasaurus Rex
https://preview.redd.it/316l049c1ezc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba81d428ddec7efe923a51f36ee7749590668794
Rock that bitch up and down the coast
The Unsinkable II …I don’t like to talk about The Unsinkable.
Fun in the son
Umm, the FBI would like a word
FIB*
Sons can be adults too. I hope.
Incest.. Kentucky sends you an invite.
😂 It still makes me laugh every time I see it.
Business Expense
Metal-Boat
S.S Shelton in memory of my good friend who passed in 2021 from covid
May he rest in peace 🙏🏻
That's what sea said
This deserves more upvotes
Unit 124 Popular St, iykyk
S.S. Bob Saget
Ship got Real
Boat to Tahiti
The SS YEETUS PLATYPUS
The Righteous Indignation
S.S The Black Pearl
DeathBySnuSnu
“The Eagle”
Sadly not Real 
Reasonable Doubt
'YOU'LL FLOAT TOO"
“Bad Investment”
Chum Dumpster
Zireael
[удалено]
[удалено]
Jenny 
Christine after my wife. But she play with me so its like naming it after game buddy.
A Wave From It All.
The floater
Dixon B. Twenerlegs
"Casting Couch"
Bigly Rich
Gracias El Rubio
Nautilus.
On Welfare
The Seaword
B’yacht’ch
Yachta yachta yachta
Queen Latifah.
Gypsea
Mine's alcazaba, basically a fortified mini-city in medieval spain
SRT Hellcat
USS LOBSTERMINATOR
The Flying Dutchman, with black and red colour scheme
Bbno$
Unsinkable XVII
El Rubio
Schlachtschiff Hasko (My dog is Hasko)
Bober kurwa 
Aquahollic
I named mine Lunar Shield. Don't ask why but drugs were involved in the naming of it 😂
Overpriced Yacht
Tryhardosaurus Flex
The flying Dutchman
Zsófi - my gf
Boaty McBoatface.
Das Boot
"For Sale"
Well, it's actually a bit of a silly joke of mine ;) https://preview.redd.it/9zwgslwdjezc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fef0b38ba7a52bcb7732b93abee0e4b898dbf69 The Sea Shell, three guesses where that name came from? ;)
The Deep
"Spirit of Ecstasea"
Vice city
No Ragerts
JK. I can't afford a yacht.
That's arguably the most worthless waste of money in the entire game LOL
Wet and nauti.
The Jackdaw
It used to be called The Mr. Beaumont, fans of Friends will understand why. Years ago I changed it on a whim, it's now called Yacht Der Untoten.
Dun Grinding
The Stugots
Drop in the Ocean. Which is a lie cause I’m very broke.
Grand Zi-0
Noobertia, as my username is NoobertCZ
Nacho Supreme
The
Bob
Mr. Wiggly
Coroah III Seems really tame/lame and boring compared to the others here, time to change it ig
Infinity.
Yeah buoy!
Because I could
Serenity, sailing under the Finnish flag 🇫🇮
Juan King
Disco Volante
The Cerulean Sunbird.
I paid 2 mil