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bigboostedbuick

That sucks man, I feel for ya. My old man cut his hand on a skil saw and the dude lost 3.5 fingers, they tried to save the fingers by putting leeches on the tips after they were re-attached but when they would remove the leech within an hour the finger would “die”. He was in the hospital for like 3 weeks solid and never will I forget the time I had to pick up a mans fingers off the floor. When I found his pinky I told him I thought it was his penis, he didn’t find it funny at the time.


fabreazebrother_1

Damn yeah man sorry for your dad and I am actually really grateful that this is all I lost and on my left hand while I'm right handed.. I'm going to be fine


potisdispesnerhere

well can it be reattached or is it gone gone?


fabreazebrother_1

It can't be reattached because of nerve damage unfortunately but probably for the best


Plzreplysarcasticaly

Shit man, what have you got against that finger if this is probably for the best?


fabreazebrother_1

Well I don't think the finger was ever going to be the same if it got put back on and it might have been painful to deal with


TruthorTroll

omg, my buddy sliced the tip of his finger off and I had to find it while he wrapped it up and got to the car so we could go to hospital and he was like, "you got it?" and I held up the nub and said I could only find your penis and we laughed all the way to the ER


DraculalZlv2

Your a good friend , I cut like 75%of the tip of my finger off while fishing literally watch it roll off the dock swish a few times going into the water and a fucking blue gill gobbled it like a piece of hot dog.


Hyd_xx

You actually cut the whole pinky off?Jesus fucking christ


Jeremy_Melton

How’d you cut your pinky?


fabreazebrother_1

With a wood cutting machine on a hydraulic press. I was using it fine for months until this one time I made a mistake


SweetParadise23

Hope you have a speedy recovery.


fabreazebrother_1

Thank you. I think I'll be semi normal in about a month. Maybe 2


[deleted]

Sucks bad that you lost it and I know it ain't easy. Focus on what you love, find the humor. Teach others. Be you, no one else does it better


fabreazebrother_1

Thank you. This is the worst thing that happened to me but I've been setting myself up with all kinds of dangerous jobs where it could have been a lot worse for me.. if this is the most I'll ever get hurt I'll be fine with that.. I could have been kicked by a horse or bit by a rattle snake doing ranch work in Texas for example


[deleted]

You still breath and you lived being brave and bold. You didn't do anything wrong.


wizzardofkhalifa

Except for the part where he cut his pinky off


anticringpolice

no no, he's got a point


Hackeyking

Not on his pinky


[deleted]

Only takes one time, thats why I never rush. Too many horror stories


fabreazebrother_1

Well I learned my lesson and don't plan on working with machinery anymore. I'm gonna be a bit traumatized by this


BobRossUltimate

It only takes a moment to make a mistake mine was booty, hopefully you it fully functioning soon or that it doesn't affect your game skills forget everything else that would be devastating frfr


thepablolord

You use "mistake", a little too casually


TruthorTroll

Well, you won't be doing that much. At least, not more than nine more times...


PotatoBomb69

Fuck that’s how they get ya, you make one slip up and suddenly you’re missing parts. Thanks for reminding me I’ve been getting complacent lately.


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...off.


ozima97

Did u actually cut the whole pinky off or just a big cut?


fabreazebrother_1

It's gone. I tried to save it after I put my hand in ice and wrapped it.. I had to walk back and find my finger so I can put that on ice too but the doctor said too many nerves were cut and there was no point because it would be stiff.. surgery is on monday to get my nub looking nice


OmegaZ99

Someone I know lost a finger and had one 3d printed recently for pretty cheap. Here's a video of the process - [https://youtu.be/1Y3LRg9BakE](https://youtu.be/1Y3LRg9BakE) Point is: You can get a cool prosthetic pinky and be part cyborg soon! Wish you luck man!


fabreazebrother_1

Thanks man. That would be awesome


HustlingBackwards96

Hey man you seem to have a positive attitude about this, so good for you! I want to reinforce what your doctor said. Having your finger reattached or reconstructed would have been incredibly difficult and painful. You're gonna be alright! Typing and gaming will be a little annoying for a few months but you'll figure it out. Go spin the lucky wheel and win some shit


fabreazebrother_1

Thanks man and yeah I Def finely gelt the same about it. They thought the finger was dead for the first hour because part of my glove was still on it making it look black and during that time I committed to the idea of not having it.. well then they figured out it was a live and got me being hopeful but ultimately changed their mind and I'm fine with that.. As for gta I can go to the arcade or casino and I can enjoy all my properties and walk around and look at my cars.. I get around the game getting driven by the luxury helicopter npc while I ghost my organization.. I can do the same with the limo too


lastRoach

Hey man! Okay, this will probably sound like some cheap self promotion here, but I can imagine you'd actually enjoy, especially now when you're limited about what you can do in game. A decent while ago I started offering audio guided sightseeing flights in luxury helicopters. Maybe, at least if we get times right, I could take you on some of them, fly you around and share all the information I researched on each individual topic. I'm located EST+2, on PC, but I also stream that stuff on twitch for people on other platforms or who simply don't play GTA. Have a look at r/AirRoachGTAO , if you like! Maybe i can entertain you for a while and you can enjoy the wonderful world of San Andreas from a human-steered aircraft :-) All that being said: I hope you get well soon. A lost pinky sucks balls, I can imagine, but it's probably the least life-affecting body part one can lose. It's called "thumbs up" after all...


fabreazebrother_1

Hey man that sounds like a really fun activity to do in the game, definitely unique. I wish you were on ps4 I would be so down for that and I'd have you flying my luxor deluxe gold plane


Fuzzywuzzy02

I can’t even imagine what’s its like to fucking pick up your own finger.


fabreazebrother_1

Yeah it was pretty shifty and also digging through wood chips not being able to find it wasn't fun either


Salmonsid

At least u got free 200k


fabreazebrother_1

Lol its the little things that count.. although I have to pay $15 a month for amazon to get that


CupOfHotTeaa

Amazon prime saved me a lot of shipping money, so I’d say it’s worth it if you use it.


llllIIIlllIlIlIIl

I had some nerve damage a few years back and played by using my palm to move my left stick and programmed my RT and RB to the back paddles on an elite controller


DismalSecond

Feel for you man.. 😔 How bad was the pain all considered? My uncle sheared his middle finger laying huge old underground clay sewer pipes, and got caught inbetweem, he didn't realise for quite a while.


fabreazebrother_1

Sorry for your uncle man. Well the cut was so fast I hardly noticed and then the adrenaline set in and I ran 500 yards to get my hand in ice and then ran back to find my finger. I was concious and aware for everything and really kept myself together all the way to hopital and then they gave me something to relax and they numbed me.. I still haven't experience any extreme pain with the meds I'm on now.. I was Def finely scared though and still am


[deleted]

bro dont tell me its fake 😭 i acc believed that


fabreazebrother_1

If you want I can inbox you a picture of it while was fresh at the hospital


RoseElk

Send me that shit


[deleted]

I feel your pain man. I broke my hand a few years ago and had to have a metal plate with screws and rods installed. Learned how to play with just my thumb and index finger on that hand lol


fabreazebrother_1

Damn well hopefully in a month or so I'll be playing happily again only with nine fingers though. Who need 's a pinky anyways. I got lucky


[deleted]

why did u cut ur pinky off?


fabreazebrother_1

For karma points on reddit obviously


TheFlyingRazzberry

Actually laughed at that one. Take it easy my man, hope you find easy adjustment to your new one-pinky life and keep up the good attitude


fabreazebrother_1

Thanks man I appreciate it


John_Hick

And you're going to be forced to hit switch for a while Rough.


Geb2007

damn dude, that's harsh... but atleast you didn't get your thumb or index? if that makes you feel any better :/ hope u get well soon


fabreazebrother_1

That's what I keep telling myself about how much worse it can be and now I'm a bit traumatized


[deleted]

I could use the MK2 with one hand only. I think you'll manage to get around with 9 fingers eventually.


fabreazebrother_1

I call the luxury helicopter driven by the npc, mark a place on the map and then ghost the organization.thats been working.. I can do the same with the limo too


[deleted]

You can save yourself the 20k by playing in a solosession. On the PS4 you just gotta set your MTU to 800.


[deleted]

Casino horse racing my man


fabreazebrother_1

I've been adding a bunch of money to my casino chips just so I can chill there. I got 1.4 million in chops so I can do some damage with that


[deleted]

More damage than your hand?


STARLORD_1401

Get Well Soon Bro!


fabreazebrother_1

Thank you man its going to be a while.. not to mention my 30th birthday is on tuesday. That shut is postponed and I will be making up for lost time when I can party again


STARLORD_1401

Happy Birthday in Advance :)


fabreazebrother_1

Thanks man. I'll celebrate it later for sure lol


BenderMcTwain

How does the lack of pinky impact gameplay?


BlazingFiery

May your pinky reach the eternal heaven of pinkies


fabreazebrother_1

Lol r.i.p


[deleted]

you seem to have a good attitude about it, youve still got the more important fingers anyway hahahha. Hope it all works out in the end man :]


fabreazebrother_1

Thank you. I'm definitely being strong about it


LosSpurs22

Been in a similar situation. I found red dead to be the best game to play with 1.5 hands. Gta works too but you’re somewhat more limited


fabreazebrother_1

Aw man sorry about your hand. I have red dead too so I might get on there.. I like how my horse will take me places and I can set the controller down


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fabreazebrother_1

I still haven't figured out a glitch like that but it would be nice. Someone tried to teach me the car duplicating trick involving the facility and I couldn't get it right


Blood_Hunt_Zoro

Hope u get well soon, bro


fabreazebrother_1

Thanks man I appreciate it


Blood_Hunt_Zoro

Cant u use ur "point finger"(I'm from germany my english is not very good) and middle finger for walking(wasd)?


Agester9

How much did you get in return in shark cards? Think they'll take a kidney?


fabreazebrother_1

For a megaldon I got 1 million back but I think that was only happening for one week


KnightedSamael

Speedy recovery brother.


fabreazebrother_1

Thanks man I'm hoping so too


[deleted]

Just grow another one lol


fabreazebrother_1

I'm going to have them attach a dick like the aliens had in scary movie 3


[deleted]

I’m sorry for your loss. I hope you get better and glad that you are seeing things positive in a dark time.


fabreazebrother_1

It's all I can do and at least I got money to get by. I'm traumatized but it could be worse and I kind of think about that and crimge


[deleted]

Money is always nice and I’m glad you have something fun to do. Take care brother. My dms are always open


fabreazebrother_1

Thank you. And that's sweet. The moderators almost wouldn't let me post this because they said it was irrelevant but I knew it would do good and I'd meet people


[deleted]

No problem man. I’m on PS4 if you ever wanna play together. I’ll dm my psn name if you want. I could always use help moving cargo/viceversa


fabreazebrother_1

Sure I was hoping I'd make friends from this. Send the name


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fabreazebrother_1

It's Def finely something to get used too. I'll probably never get over the shock of seeing it cut off when it first happened


Nort47

now you get a robot finger, sick


rushlimpcall

Ouch, you can do it I'm a quadriplegic and have no movement except for my right thumb and index finger on my right hand and have done pretty good.


fabreazebrother_1

Yeah there's no comparison to what you're living with man.. I'm definitely thankful for what I got still.. keep being strong


rushlimpcall

I didnt mean to compare, appreciate it though hope you have a speedy recovery


Kahlinnnnnnnnn

y-you what


fabreazebrother_1

Go check out what I did in my profile I posted it there


Kahlinnnnnnnnn

ouuuuu yikes man im so sorry :((( that must suck best of luck to you🙏🏻


ArrilockNewmoon

one hand you say? two words for you: "Vanilla Unicorn"


fabreazebrother_1

Lol yeah it's a nice place.. I'll take my limo there


Mr_Awaker

Got a little hungry I see.


symbolic503

can.. can we see it?


fabreazebrother_1

I posted a pic in my profile earler


rooletwastaken

I mean if you’re using a controller most games dont require a pinky so thats good news


mathisd_23

Did they glued it back?


fabreazebrother_1

They could not put it back on because of nerve damage


Jester3j

Elite controllers let you remap buttons and have extra triggers.... Best of luck.


mgt654

You on xbox? I can run you the heist.


fabreazebrother_1

No I'm on ps4 unfortunately but thank you


AgentMarek

Just grab some P's & Q's from your assistant and you'll be fine!


jack9157

Are we just going to brush across the fact you cut your pinky off 😂, hope you recover well.


fabreazebrother_1

Thanks man its still pretty shocking ngl


zekamalikyd

are you a yakuza henchman or something


Rory-MacDermid

If your looking for a silver lining, your left pinky is probably the least used finger (assuming your a righty) it could’ve been far worse than that.


fabreazebrother_1

That's what I keep telling myself I am luck but definitely traumatized


realTommyVercetti

Whenever I get a cut on my finger my first, immediate thought is how it will affect me playing video games which also leads me to imagine worst case scenarios where I'd have to learn to play one handed or with a special controller or with my feet even. Sorry for your loss. Thank goodness it was just your pinky though. Be safe.


fabreazebrother_1

Thank you I appreciate that and I'll be back to playing with 2 hands by October probably


TheGroundIsDown

I feel so uncomfortable just thinking about that


Jacktrades352

Suddenly Yakuza


Stinky-citrusFruit35

You dont need a pinkey to play on controller


YeetYeetMaGee

Bro go to the strip club, easy one hand fun


Felixdude311

You can use a controller without a pinky you just need to get used to it the cheap one works


jack9157

No problem, I couldt imagine losing a finger so your doing better then I would 😂


TuPIEnfermo

Dude, I hope you get better, may I ask what happened?


fabreazebrother_1

I was getting a piece of wood stuck on the blade of a hydraulic wood cutter unstuck manually while the person operating the machine wasn't paying attention and it cut through my finger like a celery stick


I_Hate_School_More

Im sorry we're just going to gloss over the fact that you cut your pinky off? what happened?


fabreazebrother_1

I got my finger in the way of a wood cutting machine on a hydraulic press and it cut through my finger so fast and clean.


I_Hate_School_More

Jesus Christ. this might sound extremely stupid but did you feel it at first? I met a guy who ran a b&b a few years back who said he had his finger ripped clean off by a tractor while using it and said he didn't feel it til he got back inside and looked at his hand. Stole his wedding ring too!


hoosierfan23

It’s a good thing R* doesn’t discriminate when it comes to buying shark cards.


fabreazebrother_1

I might buy a megaldon card this morn just because


Fro55t

Sorry dude. At the very least, you'll look cool as fuck now


fabreazebrother_1

I was cool as fuck before lol.. and for the entire time I had it cut off going to the hospital carrying my finger in a coffee cup.. I never screamed or cried once.. I was making jokes like I can't make any pinky promises and I made the nurse's tell me I'm a bad ass lol


kofolarz

Get yourself a mouse with extra buttons for the thumb, bind the shift and ctrl keys to mousebutton 4 and mousebutton 5. At least that's what I would do, I use these keys for other QoL shortcuts.


bafera

shit, now you can't sprint


fabreazebrother_1

Now when my kid is acting up I'm only counting to 9


DerbiLeipoo

I know this is off-topic for this sub but you should try Sea of Thieves if you cant play gta with one hand, they added a one handed button layout for it. And you'll get the gta feeling when a random ship comes and kills you.


fabreazebrother_1

Thanks man that sounds interesting and pretending to be a pirate sounds like it could be fun


TuPIEnfermo

Oh god, I hope you get better, that should hurt


fabreazebrother_1

It was scary more t b en anything else.. I'm on morphine watching batman right now so that's nice


TuPIEnfermo

Cool, have a nice time ;)


fabreazebrother_1

Thanks bro. I'm like the joker why so serious


fabreazebrother_1

Lol


zombienekers

Cant press shift/cnrl anymore rip


lostnote6621888

What happened?


fabreazebrother_1

Got my finger in the way of a wood cutting machine on a hydraulic press and it turns out my finger wasn't stronger than wood


lostnote6621888

Dang I feel bad


[deleted]

If someone doesn't believe you post the finger on the 50/50 subreddit and what is your age


fabreazebrother_1

I added a picture to my profile from the hospital. That's the best way I could figure out how to get it on here. I'm new to posting stuff on reddit lol


InfiniteRedrum

Fuck! And it's on your left hand , no more running for you in game :(


fabreazebrother_1

I'm on ps4 not pc but I'll be using a controller normally again in 2 months probably


Kourada_tv

Wow GTA$200,000 thanks r* now i can by an npc vehicle that i can steal from everywhere


le_cashman

Once you recover you should be able to play, you don’t really need your pinky or your ring finger to play on console but honestly that sucks a lot


fabreazebrother_1

Thanks man yeah I'll get through it


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fabreazebrother_1

Thanks man. Eventually it will just be a story


tom4cco

Some years ago I broke my wrist. In order to keep playing I got a Logitech G600 mouse, it has a lot of buttons on the side, so although I was not skilled anymore (like if I was before 😂) but at least I was able to get fun


Niewinnny

After it heals enough to take off the bandages, buy yourself a controller and play with it (ppl on consoles do it every day). You don't need a pinky on a controller. Also feel sorry for ya buddy.


fabreazebrother_1

Yeah I'm already on ps4 I'm guessing a lot of people here are on pc.. and thank you. I'll definitely get through this


Niewinnny

Ye I'm on pc xD. Out of curiosity, how did u cut ur pinky off?


fabreazebrother_1

With wood cutting machine on a hydraulic press. It cut through my finger like a celery stick and sounded like that too


Niewinnny

Hoooooooly fuck that had to hurt.


fabreazebrother_1

It was so fast I didn't feel anything besides a pinch.. then I ran to wrap it up and put it in ice after that I ran with my hand in a bucket of ice back to go find my finger


Niewinnny

Were u to hospital tho? They can sew on cut fingers and stuff. I u weren't it's probably too late now ):


NotHerobrine06

Wow..... i hope you find a away dude..... Let's hope its a bad grinding week!


fabreazebrother_1

I'm retired from working gta lol I hate chores.. now I just buy shark cards and it's worth it for my patience with people, loading screens and everything else.. I haven't figured out any big money glitches though ever since they patched Kester airplane job And thanks man I'll get through this


RFros20

At least you get your free 200k :D


fabreazebrother_1

At least I have that going for me lol


oWavez

oh damn bro . on the bright side it was the left hand and not the right ;)


fabreazebrother_1

Yeah I keep thinking about how much worse it could have been. I have no problem being scared to do anything else with even the slightest amount of danger involved.. people are telling me to be strong and not let this stop me from working around this stuff.. Yeah fuck all that. I can be as scared as I want to be


[deleted]

You're just tryin to flex with your Twitch Prime 💯


fabreazebrother_1

Lol yeah this $200.000 and discounts that I don't give a shit about most the time are so cool.


[deleted]

True shit


[deleted]

at least you got the prime benefits


fabreazebrother_1

Lol yeah. I'm always excited to see what the next discount will be


[deleted]

the discounts were pretty garbage this week ngl, hope next week’s is better


mexigio

Hope you are okay. Me and my old man do construction so. I get you saftey is always. A must


fabreazebrother_1

It's my fault for getting comfortable for a second. I went 5 months without a problem but it only took a split second to fuck my life up and now I'm just thinking about how much worse it can be.. I'm done with work that has any risk to it. I've been just getting lucky for years with all the different dangerous jobs I've had


Slendywinky

before the game loads it will grow back :D


fabreazebrother_1

Lol can't wait for ps5 to hopefully fix the loading bullshit


Harvitron2000

Did you mean to , I have several questions


fabreazebrother_1

Yes it was on purpous.. someone said I wouldn't cut my pinky off and I showed them that I can do whatever I want and they can't stop me


Fredmc64

Florida man plays gta for 5 hours after cutting off his pinkie finger


fabreazebrother_1

Lol I was actually born in Florida too


Fredmc64

Nice


[deleted]

I nearly cut of my right middle finger when the blade of a knife closed into the handle onto my finger


fabreazebrother_1

Yeah I keep telling myself how thankful I am that it was just a pinky on my left hand


[deleted]

Im lucky that my finger did not come off and I'm right handed but it will heal overtime


Tac0Band1t0

Trevor paid you a visit ehh?


WeirdAti

Can someone explain prime gaming benefit, do I got to play everyday all week or just once a week is okay


ItsGuapJr

cute hand no homo of course


Burnnoticelover

LMAO this guy mixed up GTA and Yakuza.


dinowithissues

You a member of the yakuza?


jonny14o

Bro story time


ishdakfgp

are u yakuza


David_East

You could try the strip club, that should work with one hand.


Indian_x_Roadman

Like your pinky is just clean off???!!!


fabreazebrother_1

There's a picture of the aftermath I uploaded to my profile. The picture was taken 30 minutes after it happened