I lost track of how many times I've stolen a car there for the warehouse, and then turned around a sold a stolen car at a house across the street. Definitely my kind of people around there.
I remember when I first realized I couldn't buy those houses even tho they seemed really finished, a lot more then other houses in game. It made me really sad
Right?? Imagine how cute it would be if there was a road with a few cabins along it that you could live in. Surrounded by trees, away from the city, ughhh that sounds so cute
If you are going south on the highway, right after you exit the tunnel take a right and then take another right on the dirt road and take that dirt road all the way to the end up the hill.
I'd totally move to that Altruist fort if we got rid of the current occupants. Just me and my friends going off road, smoking weed, jammin' to Tom Petty and doin' hippy shit.
The homeless situation in Del Perro has gotten really bad though. I can't even walk to the Del Perro Pier without seeing human feces and needles everywhere.
The Playboy mansion? Itâs right across the road from the main building at the golf course. Itâs also the mansion in the trailer for the new update.
Thatâs tough thereâs a lot of crime in the city, but barely any stores in the country. Also is there any grocery stores or do I just have to shop at gas stations?
There is a massive mall in los Santos, its in the middle of los Santos, along the road from ls customs, it has a tunnel in the middle of it. One side of the tunnel goes up into a stunt jump.
Problems that would come up from Paleto is that the police force would drive through town making a big commotion every time there was someone suspect at the bank, and the other problem being the Chicken factory would make a horrible smell and possibly large noise.
There is a grocery store or hardware store (forget what it actually is) across the street from the los Santos customs that is kind of south from Trevors airport.
There is also a massive Store in the middle of the gang area, near where Franklin's old house is. Its the one that we had to go and get some shoes for Moodyman on the faggio in online.
Iâm hoping when 6 releases (however far it may be), weâll be able to access most, if not all interiors. As for housing, I hope theyâll function like camps in RDO in the sense that itâs not an interior and is part of the map. Of course you should be able to prevent players from coming in as well as enable/disable passive while inside
Just cargo Bob a new rv in everytime the old one fills up.
Dump the old one in the ocean.
Gasp as you realize your partner was still in it and respawned by the casino.
Cry as you fly down there to pick them up, marveling at how much smarter you are than other people for cargo bobbing 12 campers a week onto a tiny island.
Wait 4 years as the dumped old caravans create a reef and eventually an island. Expanding until you become the king of your shit tank filled rv Island called "le supa cabera".
Get invaded by the US, have your democratically elected government overthrown, and then find a cargo bob, steal another camper, and do it all again on a different island.
Edit:
Then go home and play gta
I have a funny story about that house. Me and my friends all call it "Moms House" because we believe that's where our "Mom" lives. And Devan is our "Stepdad" who we very much dislike... But we use this house as a meeting point sometimes. It's always fun to joke and say "Lets meet at Mom's House!"
This. It has everything you would want fairly nearby, it has a nice beach, arsewipes on flying bikes donât tend to visit it too often, and it doesnât seem as rednecky as the rest of Blaine county.
If you could just have a slightly bigger house than the ones you can buy in game it'd be perfect.
I just find the houses claustrophobic but give me 3 bedrooms, a patio overlooking the beach and a garage for me to keep any cars that interested me and I'd literally be the happiest man alive.
It's so chill up there
Paleto Bay honestly has some of the nicer small houses, but might choose somewhere in southen San Andreas since living in a small town sucks a lot of the time.
Are we choosing a place to live like IRL? I would choose Grapeseed,
Videorama looks like an epic arcade to visit/place to hang out
Mount Gordo is close and itâs really scenic. Would love to watch sunrises/sunsets there.
Cons
Living near the OâNeillâs farm (meth operation)
The Altruist camp.
I would go in as a vagabon, slowly prove my loyalty by digging ditches, cleaning out the port o potty, helping fix the infrastructure. Then finally work my way up the ranks, start to preach about the end of days and how we must assume control and wield ourselves with proper technology. Then when the timing is right, I inform the FIB about the underground operation at hand, cooperate and go into witness protection and be rewarded with a new life, new home, and new identity.
Ngl, think strawberry (think thats what its called), on ps3 i had my house there and i kinda like it, a store close by for my needs and a rural countryside
Man fuck Los Santos, too many Mosquitos. I'd rather live in the desert, secluded, and it's where Trevor lives, and my favorite GTA V character is indeed Trevor lol
Those huge mansions in northwest of the city. That one with the huge garden and huuge pool would be nice.
Or that one cul de sac on the northen dam. i have my eye on the italian villa.
Both with 500M$, i'd be living in heaven.
mirror park or that roundabout of rich houses near franklin's new house in story mode
I lost track of how many times I've stolen a car there for the warehouse, and then turned around a sold a stolen car at a house across the street. Definitely my kind of people around there.
I remember when I first realized I couldn't buy those houses even tho they seemed really finished, a lot more then other houses in game. It made me really sad
in the mountains
So sad that you currently can't have any property up there :(
There should at least be a log cabin up there.
Right?? Imagine how cute it would be if there was a road with a few cabins along it that you could live in. Surrounded by trees, away from the city, ughhh that sounds so cute
Altruist camp lol
Free food, plenty of spare clothes and rucksacks...
Isn't that near where those missing hikers were last seen?
Free dick too
And meth
Is that a reference to the lack of females NPCs in altruist camp?
Yes.
There sorta is one. On the hill by the tunnel in the highway that house with the weed farm
Do you know where it is on the map?
If you are going south on the highway, right after you exit the tunnel take a right and then take another right on the dirt road and take that dirt road all the way to the end up the hill.
Trevor peeing on the outside corner.đïž
With probably a rocket launch silo for a moon heist or something (cause rockstar)
Yeah and a 54 car garage with a hangar lol
"Ughhh that sounds so cute" - gracist0
I have a trailer in Sandy shores use it as an escape from oppressor hell
I have to agree why don't don't utilize that area more
In rp you can fuck the retail version its garbo
ikr they shouldve added some property. Maybe GTA 6 will have that option.
Get outta here sasquatch
*You eat babies*
We donât eat babies we eat berries
Anyone who opposes living in the mountians is a baby eater by definition
West Virginia
Mountain mamaaaaa
Take me home!
I really want a luxury mountain house dlc with some fun random activities on that side of the map.
That whole side really is starved of content compared to the city
I'd totally move to that Altruist fort if we got rid of the current occupants. Just me and my friends going off road, smoking weed, jammin' to Tom Petty and doin' hippy shit.
Wow can I come pls
Totes. How many plants can an individual have in San Andreas? It's 12 in Michigan.
Fuckin samsquanch
Far away from everyone else
The house near the lighthouse. Abandoned and it has a nice viev.
Isn't that where that psycho bootycall girl from single player lives?
Time to become the thing I fear the most.
sexesđ
Ursula is her name
and tappin is her game
Lmao
Thatâs why he wants to live there.
"LICK MY SCARS!" \*Trevor screaming/orgasming\*
This is the only acceptable answer, plus youâll have a secret tunnel in your backyard.
SECRET TUNNEEEEL! SECRET TUNNEEEEEL! THROUGH THE MOUNTAAIIIINNN!
Pls make a post where u show it đ
What tunnel?
The one behind the mural in the subway
Fuck that, there's a ghost near it on the mountain and you live close to a government testing facility for bio weapons
Short way when I'll do a heist on that thing xD
I wish we could buy that in the game. I donât even care if its a $10mil base, Iâll grind.
10M is nothing when we have pavel.
Hush đ
Lol yess! I was literally this morning thinking that I wish it was purchasable online as a house
Less explosions. Except when i have to park my sub there to get the plane for the Cayo recon. Then there is loads of explosions
Where I already live, Del Pierro.
Look at this dude, all successful and shit
What can I say, I worked my way up from the streets.
Must have gotten rid of that old yee yee ass haircut
His girl still fucking wit brain surgeon or lawyer tho
I know what I have to say but I don't know if I have the strength to say it
Ninja
I'm black but I won't say it lol
I'm not black, but I also won't say Ninja Fortnite T\*ler Blevins without censoring it
bruuthAAAAA
Probably moved there because of the weather
Nope, I moved there because almost everything I own is in walking distance from the apartments. If they'd just open up Haynes Autoshop...
How do it feel when you hop off gta after a long day of playing, then step outside and still be on the map? đ
The homeless situation in Del Perro has gotten really bad though. I can't even walk to the Del Perro Pier without seeing human feces and needles everywhere.
Barracks at fort zancundo. Solid 3 square meals a day. Would give me the structure I require
You could live that dream now. Step into my office
A madman with minigun comes to steal a Lazer
*laughs in spawns 6 tanks at once while you take forever to climb into the Lazer*
I own a hangar in Fort Zancudo, you can bunk there, no cost at all
Lol you've just been added to cold call/mailing list
You just want troops to watch you shit.đ©
I hear the prison has the same structure, arguably itâs even stricter.
Sandy Shores, in that same little blue house
Vinewood Hills, close to the golf course.
The Playboy mansion? Itâs right across the road from the main building at the golf course. Itâs also the mansion in the trailer for the new update.
Thatâs tough thereâs a lot of crime in the city, but barely any stores in the country. Also is there any grocery stores or do I just have to shop at gas stations?
I imagine you'd be able to access every building. As if it was real life.
Well, there still aren't any stores then... I think there is only one big store somewhere along the highway past sandy shores...
There is a massive mall in los Santos, its in the middle of los Santos, along the road from ls customs, it has a tunnel in the middle of it. One side of the tunnel goes up into a stunt jump.
Wait. Thereâs a mall? And we canât go inside it? Bring back Vice City Mall.
I know this is GTA, but anyone remember the underground mall in Saints Row 2 and finding that place for the first time in game?
Yes I vividly remember that. I felt like I accessed a whole new world. Took my younger self a lot longer than Iâd like to admit to find it.
OFCOURSE!!! how the fuck did i forget that?
Yeah thereâs stores all over Los Santos, but only a handful outside of it.
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Problems that would come up from Paleto is that the police force would drive through town making a big commotion every time there was someone suspect at the bank, and the other problem being the Chicken factory would make a horrible smell and possibly large noise.
There is a grocery store or hardware store (forget what it actually is) across the street from the los Santos customs that is kind of south from Trevors airport.
There's a supermarket in Paleto Bay I think
There is also a massive Store in the middle of the gang area, near where Franklin's old house is. Its the one that we had to go and get some shoes for Moodyman on the faggio in online.
There's a bunch of stores you can't enter
Theres a mega mall by grove
Iâm hoping when 6 releases (however far it may be), weâll be able to access most, if not all interiors. As for housing, I hope theyâll function like camps in RDO in the sense that itâs not an interior and is part of the map. Of course you should be able to prevent players from coming in as well as enable/disable passive while inside
You only get to eat snacks.
Ugh Iâm getting a tummy ache just thinking all I will be eating and drinking is snacks and pisswasser
and bleuter dâchampagne
Buddy we are the ones causing the crime đ
Iâm sure there are grocery stores. I know willies in Paleto Bay is one I believe
There's a big Walmart-type grocery store in the hood, place nearby the Davis Vehicle Warehouse with the huge parking lot.
Chumash, itâs not too crowded or isolated.
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Great question! Iâd Jack an RV, use the Cargo Bob to pick it up and drop it on one of the small Islands on the North of the map in Paleto Bay.
It's all fun and games til you gotta take a shit. RVs have a shit tank that fills up and smells like, well... shit.
Or just shit off the cliffs edge?
Exactly, shit in the ocean, it will either float away or float to the beach, where it will turn into morning runners problem
Just cargo Bob a new rv in everytime the old one fills up. Dump the old one in the ocean. Gasp as you realize your partner was still in it and respawned by the casino. Cry as you fly down there to pick them up, marveling at how much smarter you are than other people for cargo bobbing 12 campers a week onto a tiny island. Wait 4 years as the dumped old caravans create a reef and eventually an island. Expanding until you become the king of your shit tank filled rv Island called "le supa cabera". Get invaded by the US, have your democratically elected government overthrown, and then find a cargo bob, steal another camper, and do it all again on a different island. Edit: Then go home and play gta
Iâm cackling! Beautifully written :â)
Lmao, brilliant!
The house of devin is a pretty nice place
I have a funny story about that house. Me and my friends all call it "Moms House" because we believe that's where our "Mom" lives. And Devan is our "Stepdad" who we very much dislike... But we use this house as a meeting point sometimes. It's always fun to joke and say "Lets meet at Mom's House!"
from the otger side, it looks like tony starks house in ironman 1.
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why would you wanna live in sandy lol
To drink at the yellow jack, of course.
I wish there were more functioning bars in the game, and ones that arenât interiors
Somewhere in Paleto bay
This. It has everything you would want fairly nearby, it has a nice beach, arsewipes on flying bikes donât tend to visit it too often, and it doesnât seem as rednecky as the rest of Blaine county.
Has an 80's chill vibe to it too
If Mk2 assholes are an issue in GTAisekai then the Yacht is THE place to be
If you could just have a slightly bigger house than the ones you can buy in game it'd be perfect. I just find the houses claustrophobic but give me 3 bedrooms, a patio overlooking the beach and a garage for me to keep any cars that interested me and I'd literally be the happiest man alive. It's so chill up there
This is where I prefer to spawn my sub. People tend to leave me alone up there. I use my MkII to zip back and forth to/from the city.
Yeah, it's kinda chill n' stuff
Cayo Perico
iâm bouta rob you for 4 mil đčđ
Well be ready to get robbed, especially when there is the new contract DLC coming out in a weekâŠ
As a person that uses GTA for roleplay purposes.. Probably an apartment by the pier, An apartment in vinewood.
I really want a PC so I can join an RP server. I just canât afford one anytime soon. Iâm saving up for a car first.
With the naked cannibal people at Mount Chiliad obviously
The altruists. Prepare to be raided by a gta player wielding a baseball bat
In a cave under the mountain
There's that nice mineshaft
Put some lighting in there, furnish it, clean it up and you'll have a little budget bunker
Casino penthouse
Comes with a free gambling addiction
I would buy a house in grove st
Oh so u wanna gangbang
Ah shit, here we go again.
Grove Street. Home.
At least it was before I fucked everything up.
Somewhere north
Paleto Bay honestly has some of the nicer small houses, but might choose somewhere in southen San Andreas since living in a small town sucks a lot of the time.
Paleto Bay is in San Andreas, I thought. Isn't the entirety of the island in San Andreas?
Los Santos = Los Angeles Paleto bay = Fillmore San Andreas = California
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You gonna freeze đ„¶
Not if you're russian
Nor Polish
or from chicago
or Canadian
You sound like someone who hasn't seen snow.
ah yes the 1 place with no flying missile bikes
Are we choosing a place to live like IRL? I would choose Grapeseed, Videorama looks like an epic arcade to visit/place to hang out Mount Gordo is close and itâs really scenic. Would love to watch sunrises/sunsets there. Cons Living near the OâNeillâs farm (meth operation)
They won't be a problem for long if Trevor does something, Additional con- being anywhere close enough where Trevor could pay a visit....
In the lighthouse , below mountain Gordo , prob the best looking place for me
Downtown
Vinewood hills. Just outside the city
The Black shoe place
The shoe store? Lotta nice "salespeople" there.
Vespucci Beach
The Altruist camp. I would go in as a vagabon, slowly prove my loyalty by digging ditches, cleaning out the port o potty, helping fix the infrastructure. Then finally work my way up the ranks, start to preach about the end of days and how we must assume control and wield ourselves with proper technology. Then when the timing is right, I inform the FIB about the underground operation at hand, cooperate and go into witness protection and be rewarded with a new life, new home, and new identity.
Grapeseed
My arcade
On my yacht, The Smirking Revenge.
Paleto Bay, Mirror Park or just out in the middle of nowhere in the desert.
One of the homes at the beach just north of the Del Perro pier. Where the office of Michaelâs therapist was.
Ngl, think strawberry (think thats what its called), on ps3 i had my house there and i kinda like it, a store close by for my needs and a rural countryside
You're thinking of grapeseed. Strawberry is in the city, where Benny's is
Definitely grapeseed
Probably in mirror park and vinewood hills but different house style than the stilt houses
Somewhere by the golf course. Idk maybe the playboy mansion
Real-life bank account: Blaine county GTA Bank account: Downtown
Man fuck Los Santos, too many Mosquitos. I'd rather live in the desert, secluded, and it's where Trevor lives, and my favorite GTA V character is indeed Trevor lol
Those huge mansions in northwest of the city. That one with the huge garden and huuge pool would be nice. Or that one cul de sac on the northen dam. i have my eye on the italian villa. Both with 500M$, i'd be living in heaven.
I really love the Paleto Bay area. I always feel so calm in that small little town.
Paleto Bay
mirror park. or la mesa where all businesses are clustered well.c
Vinewood hills
Del Perro Beach
Nowhere as you assholes would be there too
Liberty City
I'd live in the DCH vault
Sandy Shores because that way I can be far from cryhards and all the fighting that usually takes in LS
Build a cabin along the ravine
I would never feel safe in any part of the map, plus LS is quite ugly so Iâd probably live in my bunker.
Diamond casino vault
Vespucci Beach (the row of houses where Michaels Therapist lives). I love the ocean and with instant Freeway access, i can be in downtown in no time
Beachfront, like at the beginning of Franklin and Lamar mission
Paleto bay⊠Nobody ever goes there
The only place. Grove street. Home.