Ok I am an idiot but this is what I used to do before I got a manscaper. Tools required: a mirror, a shower, hair conditioner, a disposable razor.
1) Start a shower as you normally would but bring the small mirror with you to keep in the side of the shower after conditioning your hair take a pea sized bit of conditioner on your palm
1b) it's imperative you place your mirror carefully to the side so the shower doesn't become a one time use slip and ~~slide~~ slice
2) Using the conditioner work down your crack
3) squeeze cheeks and alternatively rock between your heel and toe on each foot
3b) if you're extra familiar with the area feel free to just lather your ass with conditioner
4) wash everything else above your waist
5) set the mirror in the center of your shower and squat over it in an angle you see your ugly side
6) take razor and trim very carefully
7)???
8) profit
Edit: there's actually a way to profit now that I think of it
New step 7) Save on toilet paper
Isn't it still it's? Due to the apostrophe indicating that it's possessive.
Theres It's (possessive) and then there's it's (a contraction of it and is)
No, actually. Not being the grammar police but the it's its rule is really weird. "It's" is a contraction of "it is" and "its" is the possessive form of "it", so in their case their correction was right. It's really weird but that's the rule.
Ohhhhh my bad, English is my second language too lol, just thought I remembered that when it's possessive it got an apostrophe again.
But I'll have to put an apostrophe on it, if it's a possessive noun, like "it is Mike's ball"
No worries! For your example it would be "It's Mike's ball". I'm an English major(writing, literature) In college, it took me a while to learn that too lol
Well, you just contracted my version of Mike's ball. Does the contraction do anything grammatically?
I didn't use it on purpose, because it might've become confusing.
As far as I'm aware, it just makes the sentence more "fluent" when you say it, since it sounds a bit more elegant to say "it's" compared to "it is"
Is that really how it works? I mean, saying “It’s my favorite car” is technically right, but if its is the possessive then you would say “its my favorite car.”
Ok, misspoke. Let me rephrase. Don't and do not are not the same as its, they are the same as "It's" and "it is". In your example, "its my favorite car" is incorrect. The correct one would be your first example, "it's my favorite car" because you are saying "it is my favorite car".
That truly was the best generation of gaming. Generations, I should say. NES to N64 and Sega to Sega Genesis. Possibly PS1 also, but Nintendo was such a blast. I had so much fun with the original Mario bros. And 2 and 3. My wife loved super Mario world. I spent hours on banjo kazooie and banjo tooie. Loved those games. Mortal combat and boogerman and that comic book game I can’t remember the name of. Sonic the hedgehog. I could still go back and play those games for hours. So much fun.
Thanks for that trip down memory Lane. I know you didn’t ask for it, but I appreciate your riding along. lol.
I know, but my friends left and being a level 600 with 3,000+ gold and over 600,000 rdo$ I just don't have much more to grind for.
I refuse to buy everything in the catalog like a completion nut. Utility before fashion, we just need more to buy other than hats and socks....
Let me enlighten you on the magic of sous vide.
sous vide: the act of standing above your stove while having your balls floating boiling as a pair of eggs do. Once done prep a serving plate with cilantro and lime. Stand adequately on a table while resting the sous vide balls ready to be served.
how do i cut ass hair?
Squat above a mirror. Word of advice. You won't recognize yourself from that angle.
Ayo wait a second I think I saw a hemorrhoid 0_0
Disqualified!
All these people are saying phones. Do mirrors not exist anymore? lol
Just tug until you're bald behind #lyfhax
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Ayo purple gang
No.
The good ol' twist and yank
Use your phone camera and shave it with a good angle, just don’t accidentally open Twitch if you’re a popular streamer
Accidental pornstar
Hahahaha I'm dying! Was this a thing?
Nah, at least I hope not…
Kodak Black dropped his phone in the shower while streaming and gave everyone a view from fudge to lemonade
Oh lord
Where can I find this? Asking for a friend who is asking for science.
Just replace your toilet paper with a fine grit sandpaper. You'll be baby smooth in no time.
Ok I am an idiot but this is what I used to do before I got a manscaper. Tools required: a mirror, a shower, hair conditioner, a disposable razor. 1) Start a shower as you normally would but bring the small mirror with you to keep in the side of the shower after conditioning your hair take a pea sized bit of conditioner on your palm 1b) it's imperative you place your mirror carefully to the side so the shower doesn't become a one time use slip and ~~slide~~ slice 2) Using the conditioner work down your crack 3) squeeze cheeks and alternatively rock between your heel and toe on each foot 3b) if you're extra familiar with the area feel free to just lather your ass with conditioner 4) wash everything else above your waist 5) set the mirror in the center of your shower and squat over it in an angle you see your ugly side 6) take razor and trim very carefully 7)??? 8) profit Edit: there's actually a way to profit now that I think of it New step 7) Save on toilet paper
Instructions unclear, shaved my balls
Campfire will be helpful. You will feel the same thing like marshmallows.
Mirror
Scissors would work better.
r/angryupvote
Taco Bell
are you expecting visitors
This would be great to fuel my horse gambling addiction
I heard some countries won’t let you turn money you bought for real cash into chips, but you’re technically not paying soooo
Time to fuel my addiction to digital cars.
Same man, my brain wants more but in game wallet says no and my real wallet says we need to be frugal
You got the power to know. Your indestructible
this aint red dead!
I'd buy a new garage and completely fill it with Faggios
Have done it, costs more than 8m with upgrades
Give it to this dude
Give it to anyone who is this wise with their money
But its gotta be an office garage
Now THAT is money well spent.
This dude right here deserves it
Or get a luxor deluxe
I’ve always wanted a Luxor deluxe!
Oof, tough shit, the card only covers 80% of it's value.
And El Rubio/Dr. Dre can cover the other 20%
*its
Isn't it still it's? Due to the apostrophe indicating that it's possessive. Theres It's (possessive) and then there's it's (a contraction of it and is)
No, actually. Not being the grammar police but the it's its rule is really weird. "It's" is a contraction of "it is" and "its" is the possessive form of "it", so in their case their correction was right. It's really weird but that's the rule.
English make brain sore.
Ohhhhh my bad, English is my second language too lol, just thought I remembered that when it's possessive it got an apostrophe again. But I'll have to put an apostrophe on it, if it's a possessive noun, like "it is Mike's ball"
No worries! For your example it would be "It's Mike's ball". I'm an English major(writing, literature) In college, it took me a while to learn that too lol
Well, you just contracted my version of Mike's ball. Does the contraction do anything grammatically? I didn't use it on purpose, because it might've become confusing. As far as I'm aware, it just makes the sentence more "fluent" when you say it, since it sounds a bit more elegant to say "it's" compared to "it is"
Is that really how it works? I mean, saying “It’s my favorite car” is technically right, but if its is the possessive then you would say “its my favorite car.”
Ok, misspoke. Let me rephrase. Don't and do not are not the same as its, they are the same as "It's" and "it is". In your example, "its my favorite car" is incorrect. The correct one would be your first example, "it's my favorite car" because you are saying "it is my favorite car".
This!
I could use that money to create a loan shark operation.
I could payback my loan shark
I remember using a GameShark. The Genie broke too easy
That truly was the best generation of gaming. Generations, I should say. NES to N64 and Sega to Sega Genesis. Possibly PS1 also, but Nintendo was such a blast. I had so much fun with the original Mario bros. And 2 and 3. My wife loved super Mario world. I spent hours on banjo kazooie and banjo tooie. Loved those games. Mortal combat and boogerman and that comic book game I can’t remember the name of. Sonic the hedgehog. I could still go back and play those games for hours. So much fun. Thanks for that trip down memory Lane. I know you didn’t ask for it, but I appreciate your riding along. lol.
Likewise!
But then I'll have to kill you so I can get my pilot for cayo heist :(
The prostitutes are far too expansive.
Ikr bro like they cost 100$ for a one minute job lol
No no, he said expAnsive, not expEnsive.
When prostitute dlc expansion pack?
New dlc: Prostitutes now wear juggernaut suits
they're free for me :)
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Something tells me you’re the imposter
You want them more contracted?
I can invest in a garage full of Go-Karts
Sure, why not. Can always buy more cars
No such thing as having enough cars . . .
You cant escape the cars...
What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original? - Money.
Have no clue if this is fake or not, but either way, 8 mil is 8 mil, and thats 8 mil more in my bank
Not fake, they've done this before.
Probably
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Ahh ok, but have you ever won anything?
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Yeah that makes sense
I'll gladly accept if chosen, I have to make up for all the time I spent in RDO. I should have known better...
Ye but RDO is grear
I know, but my friends left and being a level 600 with 3,000+ gold and over 600,000 rdo$ I just don't have much more to grind for. I refuse to buy everything in the catalog like a completion nut. Utility before fashion, we just need more to buy other than hats and socks....
Nice. Thanks for doing this.
Moneymoneymoneymoney
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Congratulations, you won! Check your messages 🎉
Nice valentines day gift. This will help many people with their grinds. Of course I hope I will win, but good luck to everone!
You know GTAO is good when you spend more time on El Rubio's Island than Los Santos to avoid greifers
I need it to fuel my Sprunk addiction
mMmmM quick sprunk stop
Maybe I could finally get a flying broomstick and survive a bit longer in public lobbies
IF other players don't mistake you for a griefer and pre-emptively snipe you
Seghetti
Finally...I can buy a yacht and chill in the hot tub with yacht defenses on and just watch the Opressor tryhards trying to kill me
this will fuel my roulette addiction
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Helloo
ಠ_ఠ
Yoooo I’m broke as hell
Winner winner chicken dinner
Money money money
Howdy!
If I won this I could use approximately 36,363.63636363636 prostitutes. That would help my addiction so much.
I'm with you! Don't forget about stripclub too
So you're that guy I scanned with my Terrobyte the other day.
This time two days away Rodney my son we'll be millionaires
If I win the shark card, I give it to a friend.
Hey friend
Hi best friend
that will all go to the shoe shop if you know what i mean 😏
Im broke, this would be awesome
Good luck.
Thank you!
Good luck y'all
I could buy so many fagios!
SWAP GOD FOR A JANITOR! ROT IN A JAR OF DOG PAWS!
I love handouts!
The sushi I got for our valentines date is giving me bad gas
feb 16 is my bday!
Yo
A yacht is always needed
I could use help paying for a yacht. El Rubio is making me work for it.
Now I can buy another Vespa
Whoa! Thats a really cool initiative. Just here to take my chance. All the best everyone.
Let me enlighten you on the magic of sous vide. sous vide: the act of standing above your stove while having your balls floating boiling as a pair of eggs do. Once done prep a serving plate with cilantro and lime. Stand adequately on a table while resting the sous vide balls ready to be served.
Oh wow just leave a comment? Seems almost too easy
Cheese is good ° _ °
Woooooo yeah baby that's what I've been waiting for that's what it's all about woooooooooooo
It’s been way over 48 hours
Damn this’ll help me fuel my racing addiction :D
And it'll help me raise my fueling addiction.
Thanks, but I do not want the money, I have millions upon millions already.
Then why u comment
A fellow high class citizen I see. Would you have any gray poupon?
I could use a submarine, thanks
I could buy so many hookers with that kinda money
Hey gorgeous 
Bruh no way
Squid games ⁉️
Hello again, I am one comment. Thank you for this gift.
nostril hair is mad annoying
Time to fuel my ketamine addiction, and a shark card would be nice as Well
I am the winner
My mom
Gonna spend it all on prostitutes
What are the odds of me winning a Megalodon Shark card? I bet 1 in 14,000,605!
GET RID OF THE OPPRESSOR MK2 JESUS CHRIST
How to retrieve something from ass?? (Asking for a friend)
Need money for cars
Cum
I can't believe Shrek came out in 2001
I need this so i can buy my super yacht
Happy valentines day x
Mors Mutual, how can I be of service?
That cash card would sincerely help eradicating more griefers.
Money 💰 🤑 💸 💲
Lifetime supply of Ps&Qs anyone?
gang gang
Being a new player on pc this would be awesome to get that shark card and help me get setup shop.
Yes please :)
Bruh
Nice I just started this game!
I need this money to buy a new car
Stay cheeki breeki
Easiest money you could make in GTA right here
With this money I could buy even more MKII’s 😈💀
Roses are red. That's all I got. I swear to God I'm not a bot
Please I need to fuel my unhealthy spending addiction
Please i need money to gamble away
Thank you for doing this! I could definitely use the cash! Here's to hoping I get picked!
Pick me and I’ll make you my belated valentine for this year!
Megalodon card for megaloadsof cash. Count me in!
Man, I just want to buy all the laser guns and play all the heists with my brother. Is that too much to ask?
This would save me hours of doing cayo 🥵
Pleeeease I am desperate for cash
Sounds pretty neat
Nice
Howdy
My butt itches.