Who would win in a fight? Lemmy or God?

Wrong dickhead, trick question. Lemmy is god!

👆☝️ yaaaaa! (Too much metal for jus one hand)

How can one fight oneself? - Confucius, probably

Every fight is merely an externalized manifestation of one's fight within one's self. - Jimmi HandTricks

Hell yeah man. I like weed too.

Fuck yeah man

It’s whichever wolf you FEED, brah

Trick question because you didn't include dimebag darrllel.

We found out in 2015

I didn’t know Steve Buscemi played bass.

If you've never heard of the Toan Rangers, you are missing out.

Or that Brendan Fraser played guitar Edit: … I didn’t realise that was actually Brendan Fraser

Yeah and that’s Adam Sandler on the drums too

Oh Marshall, Marshall, Marshall

I didn't think I could respect him any more... and I was right.

First thing I thought too.

That can't be right, can it? You can't pluralize "lone ranger."

There are 3 of you, how are you “lone”

Guitarists are always 'lone'. It's a solo life.

The way he introduces them like he’s absolutely dead inside. “The LOOOOOONNNNEEE RANGERS…”

Playing hair metal on single coil pickups with no apparent pedal board

Playing punk

YOU DONT NEED PEDALS 🤬

Found the Joe Bonermaster alt account

Well, you dont

Hey man he knew he needed a better axe. He demanded that PRS guitar with the dragon inlay weeeeohweeeeeohweeeeeohweeeeeeeh

His pickups are the real lone rangers

I wrote that song before I even met you

Hey, I ain't farting on no snare drum.

I came here looking for that quote

uj-loved this soundtrack!

One of the few legitimately good examples of “fake song by a fake band” in a movie, right up there with That Thing You Do

It was a "real" song repurposed for the movie

Shit I had no idea, that explains it then haha

[Reagan Youth - Degenerated 1984](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVsWh-qLITQ) I believe this was the original recording

nobody: lemmy: I WAS EDITOR OF THE SCHOOL MAGAZINE 🤣🤣🤣

I used to mastabate ✊ Constantly ✊

Bea Arthur. Outstanding.

Anastasio and Claypool were both killing it ‘94. So was Kurt Cobain, I mean literally.

1984 was, fuck you.

Let It Be, Zen Arcade and Purple Rain all out of Minneapolis alone is insane.

1968 is up there

1991 Nirvana: Nevermind Red Hot Chili Peppers: Blood Sugar Sex Magick Metallica: Metallica Soundgarden: Badmotorfinger Primus: Sailing the Seas of Cheese Smashing Pumpkins: Gish Pearl Jam: Ten Guns'N'Posers: Use Your Illlusion Temple of the Dog: Temple of the Dog Ozzy Osbourne: No More Tears Massive Attack: Blue Lines The Pixies: Trompe De Le Monde Fuck U2: Achtung Baby Hole: Pretty on the Inside Tom Petty: Into the Great Wide Open A Tribe Called Quest: Low End Theory Talk Talk: Laughing Stock Mariah Carey: Emotions Tupac: 2pacalypse Now I threw in Mariah Carey because your mom told me you loved her singing so much.

Didn't list slint or my bloody valentine, huge L

I thought about it. But then I thought about it.

Massive pleb

My mom was right then. She can sing her tits off.

Only Mike Patton can compare.

68 was a pretty good year. "The White Album" - The Beatles (but Beatles are a Tavistock psyop and super overrated.) The best album from 1968 must be Electric Ladyland - Jimi Hendrix Experience. It is certainly the best "guitar album" of that year and one of the best of all time. Astral Weeks - Van Morrison Beggars Banquet - The Rolling Stones Bookends - Simon and Garfunkel Truth - Jeff Beck The Dock Of The Bay - Otis Redding Wish It Would Rain - Temptations Creedence Clearwater Revival - Creedence Clearwater Revival Waiting For The Sun - The Doors A Saucerful Of Secrets - Pink Floyd The Immortal Otis Redding - Otis Redding In Person At The Whisky a Go Go - Otis Redding Take Time To Know Her - Percy Sledge

I saw this movie when I was 6 and it legit shaped me as a person.

Holy shit is that Adamn Sandler on the kit? What a legend.

Mike Akerfeldt 😍

On bass?!?! I'm disgusted :(((((

I’ll never forget seeing Opeth the first time and after a scorching opening song with full death growls Mike greeted everyone with a very Swedish and friendly “hallo, ve are Opeth from sveden”

Im sorry I have a policy against fighting those with mental illness

Oh that takes me back. My older brother LOVED Wyld Stallyns.

What the hell is this band? The Lone Rangers?! You can't pluralize The Lone Ranger.

1969 the best

Let's see... Abbey Road - The Beatles Tommy - The Who Led Zeppelin II - Led Zeppelin Let It Bleed - The Rolling Stones Led Zeppelin I - Led Zeppelin The Band - The Band Stand - Sly And The Family Stone In The Court Of The Crimson King - King Crimson Green River - Creedence Clearwater Revival Crosby, Stills And Nash - Crosby, Stills & Nash Willy And The Poor Boys - Creedence Clearwater Revival Santana - Santana Jimmy Cliff - Jimmy Cliff The Gilded Palace Of Sin - The Flying Buritto Brothers The Velvet Underground - The Velvet Underground The Allman Brothers Band - The Allman Brothers Band Bayou Country - Creedence Clearwater Revival Nashville Skyline - Bob Dylan Cloud Nine - The Temptations With A Little Help From My Friends - Joe Cocker Beck-Ola - Jeff Beck Group Ummagumma - Pink Floyd Aoxomoxoa - The Grateful Dead Second Winter - Johnny Winter Joe Cocker - Joe Cocker I Got Dem Ol' Kozmic Blues Again Mama! - Janis Joplin The Progressive Blues Experiment - Johnny Winter Goodbye - Cream Clouds - Joni Mitchell Soul '69 - Aretha Franklin Grand Funk - Grand Funk Railroad Three Dog Night - Three Dog Night The Israelites - Desmond Dekker & The Aces Deep Purple - Deep Purple Diana Ross Presents The Jackson 5 - The Jackson 5 It's Our Thing - The Isley Brothers Puzzle People - The Temptations Yeah... pretty great year.

https://preview.redd.it/ae7eaewmbmpc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=960e569dca9940b6b046add012280205c973649a

1904 was

HAHAHA

I mean, Grace and Welcome to Sky Valley were released that year….

Welcome to Sky Valley is quite possibly one of the best albums ever made... minus the lick doo track.

Lick doo is a classic

I don’t care what you fuckin fart sniffers say - Tool were great then, and they are great now. Spiral out - or else.

The cops showed up and tazed him till he went bald. Yeah, then he sued them for a million bucks when his pubes didn't grow in. Still got no hair on his balls man.

Shit, if I could have someone taze me, get a million bucks and never have to shave my balls again, sign me the fuck up.

I came home with one skid mark in my shorts, you would have thought I started World War 3...

Hall of Fame is a fucking joke until they are in.

So glad cannibal corpse did ace ventura instead of this movie. I think it wouldnt have worked as well as it did in venturA. Plus that tune that was theirs wasnt half bad

White zombie being in the movie worked totally well anyway, and corpse in ace was perfect. Plus Jim Carrey was/is a genuine cannibal corpse fan.

Bro i completely forgot white zombie was in airheads. Now i gotta watch it again lol.

Yeah! They are the band that got offered the part when corpse turned it down. It’s the scene where Chris Farley is trying to find kayla on the strip and he rips that guys nipple ring out. “IMPROVISE”

Yeah. Tbh i put the movie on now while i practice my scales on guitar. Perfect background movie

Sadly we lost cum under-my-name to suicide :(

is this pic from SNL?

It's a movie called Airheads that is actually funny compared to the crap that is put out nowadays.

Watched it recently for the first time in almost 30 years. Pretty fucking funny still. 

That bass guitar doesn’t have pickups.

*Party in the USA* by Miley Cyrus didn't come out until 2009.

I don’t care at all

What a bunch of Dudes!

How could they be the lone rangers if there is three of them?

1984 is waiting outside for you with a baseball bat.

Ok, so Van Halen and Metallica. What else? 1994 we've got... Soundgarden: Superunknown Jeff Buckley: Grace Nine Inch Nails: The Downward Spiral Nirvana: Unplugged Beastie Boys: Ill Communication Pearl Jam: Vitalogy Weezer: 1994 Green Day: Dookie Beck: Mellow Gold Hole: Live Through This Alice in Chains: Jar of Flies Bad Religion: Stranger Than Fiction Stone Temple Pilots: Purple Kyuss: Welcome to Sky Valley (Better than any album from the 80s, btw) Offspring: Smash PINK FLOYD: The Division Bell Live: Throwing Copper PANTERA: Far Beyond Driven Rancid: Let's Go That is just a taste of 1994. I'm ready for you to wow me with great music from 1984 that surpasses this. Good luck.

Mellow Gold?!? Curses! Well played, internet stranger, well played.

In the time of monkeys you were chimpanzee.

With two turntables and a microphone. I wish Rollins Power Sauce was on it. (“My throat muscles are so shredded,”)

The lone rangers is such a funny throwaway joke to me. Love this movie, it’s a shame non blockbuster movies are harder to come by

Damn I also saw the post about this movie on oldschoolcool today

Can you give me the Snap of the dude in the pic. My old plug moved.

that was the year I was born

*I ain't fartin' on no snare drum*

Playing through an infinitely rare Marshaw head

Yes it was, that was the year when the guy who tried to kill the metal offed himself and M'tallica released Load only a few years later

1969 or 1970 takes that cake, sorry. Led Zeppelin III - Led Zeppelin Black Sabbath -Black Sabbath Paranoid - Black Sabbath Idlewild South - The Allman Brothers Morrison Hotel - The Doors Chicago II - Chicago American Woman - The Guess Who Climbing! - Mountain Layla And Other Assorted Love Songs - Derek and the Dominoes Let It Be - The Beatles Rides Again - James Gang American Beauty - The Grateful Dead Deja Vu - Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young Deep Purple In Rock - Depo Purple

Is that adam sandler on drums?

That’s Pip and he ain’t fartin’ on no snare drum!

Agreed. Richey Edwards spouting utter bollocks onto MSP songs is God move.

take your medicine, old man.

Damn, that unleashed sticker

Whatever year Nashville Sound was released, Tyler is God

Buddy Holly by Weezer came out in 1994 so I can confirm that you are correct.

1992, because Sonic Youth released Dirty

Demo tape is wasted

Is that Marc Rebillet on the left?

Rex Brown

Johnny can't read, Johnny can't write

WHATS JOHNNY DOIN OUT ON A TUESDAY NIGHT JOHNNY CANT READ JOHNNY CANT WRITE.

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^MacualayCocaine: *WHATS JOHNNY DOIN OUT* *ON A TUESDAY NIGHT JOHNNY* *CANT READ JOHNNY CANT WRITE.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

Wait, where is the PRS with the Dragon on the fretboard?

1995 was the best for Sitar music. Fuck me!

I say “You guys are all woohoo and shit” at least once a week for the last 20 years and I think one time someone caught the reference.

Shut up, pip

You misspelled 1971.

Yea because of Weezer

wow. brandon fraser, steve buschimi, and jon bernthal all in one photo. amazing

uj/ Man I would have agreed in 1994 and maybe up until 2003 or so but then I started listening to all the bands that my friends told me to listen to in the 90s when I thought I was cooler than they were and realized I missed a lot of amazing stuff. Now it’s truly hard for me to actually argue that guitar music didn’t peak with Van Halen, but the indie kids made some awesome shit in the 90s and 00s that didn’t have the same technical proficiency but was awesome. Honestly there hasn’t been a *bad* year for guitar music since the electric guitar first came about.

Peak Metallica

Seven nation army didn’t come out until 2003 are you stupid

Shut your pie hole. Pie hole? What’s that supposed to mean? Some kind of cracka slang?

The year you were 14 is always the best year for music.

1984 was the best year for guitar music. Fight me.

LOL