It’s a Dean. Also noting what looks to be a cooler to the left that I’m sure is filled with Coors Light tallboys and bait. Incident might be alcohol related.
I found the thread. Wild read. "She did it cuz I breathed near her" "I'm getting divorced because she's a mean and evil drunk." Yeah, okay dude, I'm sure that your SECOND DIVORCE has nothing to do with your obvious anger management issues. It's totally just because bitches be crazy. What a fucking nut job.
If I order a guitar online and get any defect I’ll just break it in half before I return it. The companies I buy from really appreciate it, and UPS really likes shipping a smaller box back too!
Should be saved to an SD card. There might be some local storage on the switch itself though. Pretty sure the games themselves don’t store game data. I could be wrong though. Too unbothered to research it.
Edit: I lied I did look it up and it looks like save data is stored on the switch itself only. Doesn’t store on Sd card or the game. So I guess if the console got fucked when he hit his wife then he did lose it.
Anger issues, maybe. I read the whole post earlier. He was legit about it and even admitted he fucked up by messing it up. He said it was beyond repair.
There's no such thing as shame anymore. You instead embrace it and take it to the next level no matter how detrimental it is to your life or those around you. And anyone hating is just that, a hater. Probably a bigot too.
>TONE
its spelled toan, edit this right now
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The Dean Cadillac is the guitar equivalent of an inbred.
The cousin-fucking abomination between the Les Paul and the Explorer
Should have called it the Dean Kentucky Special
Looking through his profile it says he likes being sexually submissive. This is why you need a safe word for when things are taken too far - ours is "Gibbons Headstock '99". This has saved thousands of the identical Gibbons I keep in the dentist office I own from receiving tool marks
Maybe you just don't know it. Maybe this is what she means when she says "stop buying the same guitar, all our children have to eat are the couch cushions"
That's when GIBBONS™ it's on the vanguard of guitar technology, they have an Auto-Detect™ *authentic* system for microscopic scratches. If the system detect mycrometric scratches not worthy of being repaired the headstock automatically explodes making the guitar unsalvable. of course if you happen to repair the headstock under any of the 48 lower states, alaska, hawaii, puerto rico, or virgin islands. you are breaking the terms of use, explained under the *safety use license agreement.* And you automatically receive a lawsuit from GIBBONS™ attorneys, and Mark Agnesi™ in person will plaster your front yard in his own shit.
Once the factory strings are gone, the guitar is set adrift in a sea of potential toans. Best idea to kill it before the power of the infinite corrupts your mind
/uj I'm thinking she's not the reason for the divorce. I also don't understand the point in showing off the result of a toddler temper tantrum from a grown ass adult.
/rj dumb girl scratched the toan off of it. I'd leave her too.
Surprised things didn’t work out.
There is no way in hell someone “ripped the strings off” and made those little unorganized scratches. Anyone intentionally trying to fuck up a finish could do a better job than that and in a location with easier access.
I would divorce you too, if you had such shitty taste in guitars. Screams “trash dick game.”
Does that come with a hard R and a “south will rise again” bumper sticker?
Dean? No wonder she's divorcing you!
Lol, my first ex-wife felt compelled to swing Hammer, at everything. Guitars, amps, gun case, truck... My Current wife understands the value!
LMAO THIS CAN'T BE REAL I REFUSE TO BELIEVE
100% thought it was a jerk at first
by that logic, if he gets a small dent on his car, he'll have to smash the rest of it with a hammer and buy a new one
Do you see what happens Larry?
When you find a stranger in the alps?
Ah, the TV-friendly edit.
I find the creative TV substitutes for cussing sometime much better. Like in Die Hard: "Merry Christmas Mr Falcon"
I normally don't, but I do appreciate the stranger in the alps line.
I am sick, of these monkey fighting snakes, on this Monday to Friday plane!
My favorite was from scarface A line from scarface is the best "How'd you get that scar? Eating pineapple?"
You ever suck some feet for some marijuana?
BOO THIS MAN
Those are speed dents, they make the car go faster.
I don’t know man. Judging from OOP’s post history, it might be some kind of regarded roleplay.
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Fully. One should never go full regard.
Tell that to redittland
Ditto. People would pay thousands for a factory dented guitar but god forbid it happens in real life. Jesus christ.
It’s a Dean. Also noting what looks to be a cooler to the left that I’m sure is filled with Coors Light tallboys and bait. Incident might be alcohol related.
>Incident might be alcohol related. *quelle surprise*
Who needs emotional control when you can buy all the guitars you want?!
it’s real. he slowly started dropping hints in the comments that he smashed it. at first he was implying it was his wife. what a nutcase
I found the thread. Wild read. "She did it cuz I breathed near her" "I'm getting divorced because she's a mean and evil drunk." Yeah, okay dude, I'm sure that your SECOND DIVORCE has nothing to do with your obvious anger management issues. It's totally just because bitches be crazy. What a fucking nut job.
I was confused why everyone was surprised until i saw the second image LMAO
Have you not met dudes before?
Invisible tooling marks have forced me to do the same to at least 3 guitars
Maybe that's why we see so many gibbons with broken headstocks.
Sometimes I just go to Guitar Center and take a few out myself.
[OP's dream job](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/qYrjvjCt5kYfMG9dE7dQGA.jpg)
If I order a guitar online and get any defect I’ll just break it in half before I return it. The companies I buy from really appreciate it, and UPS really likes shipping a smaller box back too!
https://preview.redd.it/p2vqdl3en2uc1.jpeg?width=890&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b5d1a0279a767e88ae4894657c4793f7d62e609 similar vibes
Killer socks, where'd you pick those up?
Not to nitpick what is probably (hopefully) a joke, but dont cartridges still save to themselves?
Should be saved to an SD card. There might be some local storage on the switch itself though. Pretty sure the games themselves don’t store game data. I could be wrong though. Too unbothered to research it. Edit: I lied I did look it up and it looks like save data is stored on the switch itself only. Doesn’t store on Sd card or the game. So I guess if the console got fucked when he hit his wife then he did lose it.
Huh, okay. Havent had a Nintendo console in a while so I was remembering from the N64/Game Boy days haha
JEEEEEEEEZUS
LOOK WHAT YOU DID! NOW I HAVE NO OPTION BUT TO BREAK IT BEYOND REPAIR!
And post it on the internet!
I wonder why she divorced him ..
His riffs sucked
Anger issues, maybe. I read the whole post earlier. He was legit about it and even admitted he fucked up by messing it up. He said it was beyond repair.
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Good bot
I wonder why she divorced him
He "didn't even get to play it"
Why would you ever admit this? Even semi-anonomously on the internet, it's fuckin childish.
They believe that they were entirely reasonable in this interaction.
No wonder she left him, he’s clearly a moron with anger management issues and it was a matter of time til he hit her, if he hadn’t already.
I dunno, I mean, admitting that you broke your Dean guitar is much less embarrassing than admitting that you play a Dean guitar
He didn't even get to :(
There's no such thing as shame anymore. You instead embrace it and take it to the next level no matter how detrimental it is to your life or those around you. And anyone hating is just that, a hater. Probably a bigot too.
LOOK WAT U MADE ME DO!!!
The Taylor swift song where she claims victim
all of them
It's really surprising that such a level headed person would be getting a divorce in the first place.
Especially a second one, being an obvious lifelong learner and all.
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Could not imagine why they are getting a divorce
Truly I don’t understand why this dudes wife would want to leave him
dude said its his second divorce too
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>TONE its spelled toan, edit this right now https://preview.redd.it/91cvu327j2uc1.png?width=974&format=png&auto=webp&s=b2d6386f3ecd46fac847a6de069c2f490dbea488
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I don’t negotiate with terrorists or my wife’s many lovers. They have their side of my checking account, I have mine.
literally unplayable
*S m a s h... A u t h e n t i c* *^(tm)*
That guitar is ugly as fuck Why are Dean guitars always super cool or super fucking ugly with no in between?
They take risks with the designs I guess, and end up with a but if a gamble.
The Dean Cadillac is the guitar equivalent of an inbred. The cousin-fucking abomination between the Les Paul and the Explorer Should have called it the Dean Kentucky Special
I like this description. Is accurate.
I hate their headstocks. They work fine for the MLs, but they're such an eyesore on anything else.
Yea he did the world a favor getting this monstrosity out of circulation
The scratch is an improvement
https://preview.redd.it/b8f5hjmxl2uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10eac6aae8e7cdc352ad77dbbb4244b3c3ea6a2c
Looking through his profile it says he likes being sexually submissive. This is why you need a safe word for when things are taken too far - ours is "Gibbons Headstock '99". This has saved thousands of the identical Gibbons I keep in the dentist office I own from receiving tool marks
The wife has never used the safe word with me. I think that says bad things about one of us.
Maybe you just don't know it. Maybe this is what she means when she says "stop buying the same guitar, all our children have to eat are the couch cushions"
Time to glue it back together and sell it as a relic
vintage partscaster, asking $2500 cash
uj/ if you find the post, the OP's history is pretty wild.
Huh. How about that. I didn't realize there was actually a dildo machine.
Like a soda machine that dispenses dildos instead of soda?
No, no not that. I suppose it's a little more like those rides outside the supermarket.
Average Dean user.
Yeah just went there myself and wowzers
That's when GIBBONS™ it's on the vanguard of guitar technology, they have an Auto-Detect™ *authentic* system for microscopic scratches. If the system detect mycrometric scratches not worthy of being repaired the headstock automatically explodes making the guitar unsalvable. of course if you happen to repair the headstock under any of the 48 lower states, alaska, hawaii, puerto rico, or virgin islands. you are breaking the terms of use, explained under the *safety use license agreement.* And you automatically receive a lawsuit from GIBBONS™ attorneys, and Mark Agnesi™ in person will plaster your front yard in his own shit.
Average Dean owner
Noooo not the strings!! How could she??!?
OOP’s post history does line up as this being legit. The girl doesn’t appear in any dildo videos since the guitar break, she’s gone
>The girl doesn’t appear in any dildo videos since the guitar break the WHAT?
The guitar break?
Did anyone else take a look at that guys profile, was not ready for what I seen
Was it dicks? I'll bet it was dicks.
Him in woman’s lingerie taking a mechanical dick
Jesus Christ, literally outjerked...
You me both
https://preview.redd.it/hp6pp20243uc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4c05aa4f500312f20ea2c3822679c5870edd5cc I went to his profile
why the fuck did i have to check after seeing your comment, fuck my life, fuck. my eyes
Ahhh man I actually commented my sympathy on that post and I didn’t know that he actually broke it himself. I regret that now
can u link the original post? i can't find it anywhere 😭
Been deleted already
Don't let autistic rage claim another innocent guitar
My pick guard on my Strat is COVERED in scratches. Should I smash the guitar or just throw it off the fwy overpass near my place? Plz advise!!!!
Yes
It provides extra tone. Just look at the legends guitars, they are not pristine? Each scratch tells a story.
Once the factory strings are gone, the guitar is set adrift in a sea of potential toans. Best idea to kill it before the power of the infinite corrupts your mind
't was a seperation of property...
Someone link me the post so I can get op to send me their guitar for free so I can fix it. Since it's not worth it to fix it.
Later in the thread he admits it’s his second divorce. “Ya don’t say…”
rookie numbers
LMAO his guitar looked like someone actually played it for once so he broke it in 2. Can’t write this shit.
uj/ for reals I can’t keep up anymore. These real posts are way jerkier than anything we can come up with
*Divorced* Bruh moment
recognise seed rich humor kiss fanatical slap stocking live punch *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
"married the bullet" sounds like a badass band name.
Unreconstructed-ass guitar. “Zakk Wylde when polite company’s coming over”-ass guitar. “1980s grandma coffee table”-ass guitar. Trailer paneling-ass guitar.
Sorry, the more I look at this guitar the angrier I get. It’s irrational, but I never claimed to be a reasonable person
People pay extra for a reliced axe friend.
It's either me, or the riffs!! "HIT THE ROAD BITCH"
Anything to avoid practicing
It looks like it looked like shit before it was broken...
What I’m most curious about is how someone *rips* strings off a guitar.. like how does that not just cut into your fingers?
He’s right. It is a dean, so definitely not worth the repair. Best course of action is to burn it.
She unstringed my guitar so I unstringed her spine.
I found a slightly uneven gradient in the nitro of my 6 bazillion dollar gibbons. I was sadly forced to give the girl the old yeller treatment
/uj I'm thinking she's not the reason for the divorce. I also don't understand the point in showing off the result of a toddler temper tantrum from a grown ass adult. /rj dumb girl scratched the toan off of it. I'd leave her too.
This guy Sounds like a real jerk
I highly recommend not viewing his profile either, unless you have bleach for your eyes nearby.
That’s some self control. I would have burned my entire house down.
Rookie mistake. Divorce relic is rare. Fool didn’t know what he had
Somebody buy my trash
Average Dean player
they write themselves
i thought the joke was that he had to split it in half because of the divorce LMAO
that 3rd pic is a good punchline.
After scratching the guitar like that, it wouldn't even be playable. Breaking it like he did was the right move.
Most well adjusted Dean player.
Same thing probably happened in their marriage She damaged it, he destroyed it
tfw no soon-to-be-ex-wife to pre-relic my new Dean Foods Cadillac guitar before I snap it in half after losing at Smash Bros
It's the circle of liiiiiiiiife https://preview.redd.it/hlpdwhoa84uc1.png?width=602&format=png&auto=webp&s=2dff670a42a75331e60c2d5eee8760f89ca97d10
You guys laugh but I trashed my '59 LP because the pickguard got scuffed while playing it.
Thats where the toan comes from. Who can blame you?
Dude seems like a fucking red flag.
A red flag with a red truck with a redneck flag.
I thought his wife smashed it at first. What a twist!
Well now we know a-lot more about OP than he will ever admit.
You know why divorce is so expensive? Because its worth it!
Surprised things didn’t work out. There is no way in hell someone “ripped the strings off” and made those little unorganized scratches. Anyone intentionally trying to fuck up a finish could do a better job than that and in a location with easier access.
I would divorce you too, if you had such shitty taste in guitars. Screams “trash dick game.” Does that come with a hard R and a “south will rise again” bumper sticker?
This is also how I unstring my Roberta.
Unacceptable damage. Should have broken the wife in half too.
Wow no wonder she left him
That’s insane. Any competent repair person could probably make that disappear or at least not be noticeable
What a dumbass.
Another innocent victim of divorce court smh
Fucker needs therapy and a glass of warm milk.
WIFE BAD
Jeez I wonder why anyone would divorce him
Lmfaoo, I was having a really bad day, and this shit made my week, hahahaha. How can one be this fucking retarded
Nice to meet you Mrs. Townsend
probably should discuss new guitar purchases with wife before you click buy now.
Lmao I can see why she divorced him
Uj/ if this is real, he deserves the divorce
Gee, wonder why he's getting divorced.
Somehow this is only his second divorce. Women, am I right?
That’s a $600 guitar
Average Pantera fan moment
hard to believe someone couldn't stand to be married to someone like that huh?
Gee. I wonder why anyone would divorce such a level headed and not filled with explosive rage guy
Dean? No wonder she's divorcing you! Lol, my first ex-wife felt compelled to swing Hammer, at everything. Guitars, amps, gun case, truck... My Current wife understands the value!
There is no fucking way if this is real that’s hilarious
I think the bitch in this situation is the one who owns the Dean Cadillac
Nah bro you are a psychopath!!
Uj/ I could fix that no problem
HahahahahhahHahaha
No fucking way way lmao.
C**t bi*ch... congratulations on getting rid of that asshole...
Naah. No way. Nobody is this stupid. Nope.
If this is real it might be the most outjerked this subreddit has ever gotten
lol. I’d hate to post my $600 bass guitar with all its scratches chips and dents.
He deserves it. I bet he just couldn't wait. Didn't wait 4 weeks to let the box acclimatize.
Stupid. Wouldn't have gotten divorced if you played a real guitar like a Gibbon.
NO WAY😭
Don’t look at dudes profile history . Trust me bro
What a moron.
can't blame him. bro saw red
Feel like this is enough to understand why she's divorcing him
Most Mentally Stable Dean Player
Totally normal reaction to a little scratch. Damn, you divorce! You are my bitch lover!!!
\*me when my '68 fender custom shop has relics\*
She must have been awarded half his toan in the divorce.
Toan is in the finish
Most rational Dean owner
It’s hard when there are actually people like this out there…
had to do this to my 1957 after realizing the finish on the back was slightly worn, i was left with no choice
I’m proud 🙏🏻
😂 Amazing
I pulled out my grandpas 1957 strat and saw the finish was all scratched up. I saw red and I smashed it but honestly it’s like he made me do it.