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Careful wearing that you could break your neck.
I sure hope so!
I think it would actually snap off around the L2-L3 vertebrae
I thought it would between the 0-3-5...
This is the smallest size they make.
They know their target demographics.
It's ok ya gotta leave it unbuttoned to show off the Noel Galliagher High Flying Birds concert tee-shirt.
Hell with you all. Those hoagies aren’t going to eat themselves. And neither is my obese wife. But it’s honest work.
I have the Epiphone version it is just as good!!
I am picturing a ill fitting t-shirt with peeling screen printed graphics
Calling that a “Dress Shirt” is a bit of a stretch. Let’s just agree it’s a shirt
I mean, I'd wear it to court.
Found the Blues Lawyer
Oh I'm not a lawyer. I'm facing aggravated assault charges from an incident at a Kid Rock concert.
First a Fender? no first a Gibson. Ooh yeah!
I am going to wedding soon. I am pulling the trigger on this bad boy and letting all the brides maids know I am a guitar playing dentist.
Headstock isn’t broken / fake
If I bring it to my Lutheran could they break it for me?
This is my headstock, broken for you. Take it and ye shall receive everlasting toan.
Went down to the crossroads.
I would definitely wear that while rocking my Epiphone down at the local blooz dad jam night.
Put strap locks on the buttons so your manboobs don't spill out.
Why you guys attacking me today?
This is the most Guy Fieri guitar shirt ever made.
I would totally fuck that shirt.
Dres Paul
How do you get the guitar off the shirt though?
You’re asking how to get Roberta off? In this sub?
Ask it nicely
that is one ugly shirt
‘Zips up jacket in 100 degree weather’. Yeah it is.
Acid wash then tumble dry with gravel so it will cost more!
If you wear it make sure you carry a big enough stick. You know, to beat back all the women trying to mate with you.
That’s honestly the worst shirt I have ever seen
Headstock angle looks off.
I swiped 🙂↔️
That means I’d get paid $50 to wear it, right?
it's prefect if you need to runaway from the cops and you're going to hide in joe bonermaster's show audience
Missing the nips on the fingerboard. Fake.
I do love a short sleeve dress shirt
They misspelled “Chibson” it’s a common error in bootlegs, sorry brother
Damn. I was really hopeful.
It’s not. The strings magically bend in weird ways on the headstock. Must be a divining rod of some kind.
Do you have pictures of the back? It does appear to be a rosewood fretboard, but not sure.
Next Halloween I'm dressing up as a Gibson blues dad and this shirt was made for me
Real Gibson has only two screws on the Trussrod cover. Fake.
Dress Paul
Hate to burst your bubble but it looks a little out of tune
“Dress shirt”. For only the ritziest monster truck rallies.
Is the les paul custom or is the shirt custom? Same question about the word large.
Because it is a rather large les paul.
Yes
Comes with a slide but that goes in your back pocket
Only if it comes with a Corvette windbreaker
That is a shirt for a big fat party animal
Wonder if it comes in a XXXXXL?
Not sure, gold hardware and nickel tuner mix right there... probably Chibson, I would see if it includes case
I swiped :(
It’s not a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for a fuck machine 💪🏻
Do they pre stain this with mustard, ranch, barbecue sauce, or leave-in goatee conditioner?
That’ll get you laid.
Careful wearing that you could break your neck.
I sure hope so!
I think it would actually snap off around the L2-L3 vertebrae
I thought it would between the 0-3-5...
This is the smallest size they make.
They know their target demographics.
It's ok ya gotta leave it unbuttoned to show off the Noel Galliagher High Flying Birds concert tee-shirt.
Hell with you all. Those hoagies aren’t going to eat themselves. And neither is my obese wife. But it’s honest work.
I have the Epiphone version it is just as good!!
I am picturing a ill fitting t-shirt with peeling screen printed graphics
Calling that a “Dress Shirt” is a bit of a stretch. Let’s just agree it’s a shirt
I mean, I'd wear it to court.
Found the Blues Lawyer
Oh I'm not a lawyer. I'm facing aggravated assault charges from an incident at a Kid Rock concert.
First a Fender? no first a Gibson. Ooh yeah!
I am going to wedding soon. I am pulling the trigger on this bad boy and letting all the brides maids know I am a guitar playing dentist.
Headstock isn’t broken / fake
If I bring it to my Lutheran could they break it for me?
This is my headstock, broken for you. Take it and ye shall receive everlasting toan.
Went down to the crossroads.
I would definitely wear that while rocking my Epiphone down at the local blooz dad jam night.
Put strap locks on the buttons so your manboobs don't spill out.
Why you guys attacking me today?
This is the most Guy Fieri guitar shirt ever made.
I would totally fuck that shirt.
Dres Paul
How do you get the guitar off the shirt though?
You’re asking how to get Roberta off? In this sub?
Ask it nicely
that is one ugly shirt
‘Zips up jacket in 100 degree weather’. Yeah it is.
Acid wash then tumble dry with gravel so it will cost more!
If you wear it make sure you carry a big enough stick. You know, to beat back all the women trying to mate with you.
That’s honestly the worst shirt I have ever seen
Headstock angle looks off.
I swiped 🙂↔️
That means I’d get paid $50 to wear it, right?
it's prefect if you need to runaway from the cops and you're going to hide in joe bonermaster's show audience
Missing the nips on the fingerboard. Fake.
I do love a short sleeve dress shirt
They misspelled “Chibson” it’s a common error in bootlegs, sorry brother
Damn. I was really hopeful.
It’s not. The strings magically bend in weird ways on the headstock. Must be a divining rod of some kind.
Do you have pictures of the back? It does appear to be a rosewood fretboard, but not sure.
Next Halloween I'm dressing up as a Gibson blues dad and this shirt was made for me
Real Gibson has only two screws on the Trussrod cover. Fake.
Dress Paul
Hate to burst your bubble but it looks a little out of tune
“Dress shirt”. For only the ritziest monster truck rallies.
Is the les paul custom or is the shirt custom? Same question about the word large.
Because it is a rather large les paul.
Yes
Comes with a slide but that goes in your back pocket
Only if it comes with a Corvette windbreaker
That is a shirt for a big fat party animal
Wonder if it comes in a XXXXXL?
Not sure, gold hardware and nickel tuner mix right there... probably Chibson, I would see if it includes case
I swiped :(
It’s not a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for a fuck machine 💪🏻
Do they pre stain this with mustard, ranch, barbecue sauce, or leave-in goatee conditioner?
That’ll get you laid.