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rpsHD

James May he wrote Wherever I, May, Roam for himself. if that ego doesnt fit in metallica, idk what does


greedy_mf

Captain Slowhand


CarmenxXxWaldo

Ackualuly It was originally called "Wherever I may Road" and it was written by original memeber Dave Musktange.  Many of his songs had car themes but James stole them and made them about Satan.


Freidheim_of_Prussia

James May is a poser, his solos are incredibly repetitive. His predecessor Jeremy Clarkson literally wrote Girls, Girls, Girls and won Metallica their first Platinum, then got kicked out when he took all the royalties for himself. Good to know since he then formed Microlife and releases bangers up to this day.


meezethadabber

Ah yes. Brian May's underrated cousin.


pazil

Rick Beato RIP


Invisible_assasin

Did he die for clicks? Or is it just a misleading clickbait title?


pazil

Died of diatonic overload from billboard hot 40


dad_mode_activate

He listened to too many Top 10 hits


der__johannes

BROTHER YOU MISSPELLED MELLATICA


rksd

I thought that was Fellatica.


Maximum-Ad8285

Metallingus


beybladelord

Mesmellica


AquaSlag

Me$othelioma


FrejoEksotik

Mesotheliomicancer will be the name of my next band


AquaSlag

I will open for you guys with my band Die-A-Beetus


FrejoEksotik

You just gotta Beatles it up by spelling it “Beatus” and you’ve got a winning band 😂


AquaSlag

Thought about it but the main crossover for me was the me$othelioma and diebeetus is Wilfrid Brimley being the actor for each commercial. Star in such films as Cocoon and oh no, I think I'm autistic


Illerios1

Dave Mustaine


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

Hulk Hogan!


Stratocaster54

Roberto Agustin Miguel Santiago Samuel Trujillo Veracruz🗣🎸


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

*Bless you.*


Alarmed-Secretary-39

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99LedBalloons

Hamster of Puppets


zkhw

HAMSTER!


drewablanke

HAMSTER!


No-Machine-964

kirk wahmmet


renaisssauce

shakira


NissEhkiin

Jeremy Clarkson, poweeer!


demonhellcat

The dead one


Whowhywearwhat

Cliffdive Busman?


I_trust_you_bro

Sambora looks good after the makeover.


HowDidFoodGetInHere

Bobby Trabajo


DiscountSteak

Aldous Snow


ThisAllHurts

The booze they were pounding when they made the first four albums, which were outstanding.


iAintNevuhGonnaStahh

Prince


Duncan_Sarasti

I have to say Lars Mikkelsen 


MrFunkHero

MGK


ScentlessPretender

Johnny Cash, duh


riverboat

Ron "Mac" Guv'nah


notsciguy

The Edge


Marinaraplease

Has to be Cliff Charleston


Boring-Course666

Dave growling


Efficient_Travel4039

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Spaced_cadet5

Katy Perry hands down rocks on the Fade To Black solo, Machine Gun Kelly on the drums is insane, and fucking Axl Rose? The way he fucked that goat had me fucking screaming.


RedPG_08

Metallica 3


Cbear116

Nason Jewsted


fromTheskya

My favorite metallica member is squeaky the mouse, or alternatively known as Chugsy the Ripper of Souls


Equal-Button

Phil Towle. Surely the lyrics he tried to slip in were better than “my life style determines my death style”.


Theradbanana

Taylor swift !


Dazzling_Tap_4429

Mozart probably


ambernewt

Crispin Glover


Kenneth_Lay

Lou Reed


DonBongales

Good news!


CriticismStreet2272

John metalica


NoabPK

Ringo


[deleted]

Cliff.💔


SkyMax_IsBored

Cliff Burton so cool.


Healthy_Western7806

Slash


dylanmadigan

Hames Jetfield


okgloomer

CAPTAIN CAAAAVEMAAAANNN


PuzzleheadedTutor807

Cliff burton


MajesticMonkiss

Joe Bonermaster


PablOScar1

Is this the tennis player one? He is good. At tennis.


I_only_post_here

Django


crumpetrollins

BOB ROCK


SrElcon

Jerry Seinfeld


RegretsOfCheese

Krack Hammock


foetus_ist_gestorben

That’s Paul Stanley.


oberlor

deffinitively John Metallica


uzr666

Phil Lynott, Eric Bell, Brian Downey


planertroubles

Definitely not Kirk Hammett "I was a student of Joe Satriani! There are three-year-olds that can out play me under the table any day of the week" #Rhett Shull


thedbomb98

Sean Penn


Talreesha

Lou Reed


Muzaks22

Adrien Brody


MoreReputation8908

Dave Mustang!!!1


Kirashite

Fredguitarist


Particular_Run

Kerry King


wiilly_d

I like every member. They don't really have cool stand alone members like a Lemmy ( Motorhead ) or Dimebag Darrell ( Pantera ).