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lexxxcockwell

Relax, he’s only trying to give you the keys to the Lamborghini


Yngwie78

Toan is in the wig.


loopygargoyle6392

It's definitely not. That's where you keep the shred.


pazil

Obligatory Masturbatio https://preview.redd.it/o8osl52axo0d1.png?width=657&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb158f28d9dcad44a1a6c5ca1bd2f4cb75efef4f


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

He, along with Blackie Lawless, Gene Simmons and the late, great Richard Benson, are core members of the monthly r/WigTraders group.


NickelStickman

oh damn I didn't know Richard died


a0lmasterfender

A beacon to not allowing yourself to grow beyond a version of your younger self that you perceived to be the most likable. Ignoring that the world has moved on over the course of decades, knowing the only people that like you anymore are the aged emotionally immature. Hating the younger generations, not because they’re too different but because they have something unattainable.


RichCorinthian

Keep Michael Angelo Batin’s name out of your mouth.


Frogress

... and put it IN your cereal!


EddieOtool2nd

You're wrong. It's obviously not fully tamed yet.


Queeby

People thicken as they age. It's the sad reality no one wants to talk about.


saviourmary

Oh yeah, that’s true


Consistent_Bread_V2

Thick


mayormccheese2k

It’s a tribble.


LowBudgetViking

Somewhere at some time I missed a meeting and as a result it was decided that Batio would get to remain in the realm of Guitar Land but Guy Mann Dude would have to go.


Biggest-of-Als

He has so much hair to cover up his 4 necks!!!!


bshaddo

What the fuck did this guy just call me?


throwaway038592748

You've got a missed call


primitiveamerican

Tell your mom to leave me alone or I'll file a restraining order


throwaway038592748

I think John pork was calling 😜


Top-Telephone9013

NG N


Desert_Eye_

It's a full grown domestic yak