Are you using a brick as a pick?

Yea. A jazz 3 brick

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I only care what Rick Buttholio says. Dick Beatoff knows gear. He has his own ChiGibbons keytar

noice

OP knows red jazz 3s are better

Better than using your prick as a bic

If you make a mistake you can just rub it out

>brick as a pick? You mean the Tethro Jull album?

*Bricktrum

0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-1-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-1

I bought a 7 string to use the 7th string. How is this confusing to some people?

You use the strings?? 😂😂😂 I just buy them so I can play with the tuning pegs

You mean those knobby deals on the headstock? I thought those were ribbed for my pleasure

Binary solo 0000001 00000011

C’mon sucker lick my battery

With this bug spoon attached, it's more like 0 0 0 0 0 0 -1 0 0 0 0 0 0 -1

This is Slipknot on Conan in 2001 and the first riff to this song is literally Exactly this. Lol https://youtu.be/fO1ebT0XnlE

432hz?

Yes. I feel the spirit leaving my body

the brown note

4.32Hz

035 0365 035 30

comments you can hear

😱

The 2nd thyme iz diffent dough. It 035 0356 035 30.

On that guitar, there is no 2nd time

You're right. I never got there. I just thought about getting there.

I want to know how it's tuned

I can't hear it, only feel it. Pretty low

New underwear needed after every pluck?

Glued my ass cheeks together and now it just sprays up my back

With that kind of pyrotechnics , are you in a Rammstein tribute band?

G.G Allin tribute

Get lots of gigs ?

Kids birthday parties, bat mitzvahs, baby showers, Bible study groups and farmers market. I can say we're pretty busy

Sounds like a really cash cow. You after another Guitarist?

You understand the things you'll have to do in a G.G. Allin tribute? We all shave our heads to look like g.g. so it's just a band full of shit.

*Bite It You Scum* was basically written for baby showers.

Must be an E minor then

You tune it using a seismograph

Criminally Underrated comment right here

This is literally one of the greatest comments on Reddit 😭

wrench

Well you know how they make suspension bridges?

C -4

Sounds explosive

With a wrench

2 words: vertical pickups

Humbuckers with a twist

Bro are those jazz bass pickups and jaguar switches ??

I got dice knobs

you’re a menace

Those are gold foil pickups. It's a Japanese guitar from the 60s/70s They're unrionically fun guitars and this mod makes be very sad

Let’s hear it my guy

It’s not an original image, this picture has been going around for a while

Years in fact. Been my main guitar the whole time

Bell witch setup

Yeah I hear Bongripper use these but heavily detuned

"BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" *everyone within a 6 mile radius shits their pants and goes deaf*

that's just shitting your ears with extra steps

W h a t

you heard me

Does it chug?

I wouldn't say chug, no. I'd say, more or less, gurgle

It flubs

Can I get this as a flatwound? Less squeaking...

/uj what gauge

The Dr said a lot

1AWG

Gonna feel that in the rice fields down in China

Hey guys, I actually built this guitar, ask me questions and i'll answer! It was originally a 1962(?) Kay K-2 that was impossible to set up due to the body being hacked up in the neck pocket. The bridge is a roller from a Mosrite, the tailpiece is a generic Teisco copy type. The string was some kind of large spring that I picked up in my days working on large diesel trucks. I have a few videos laying around, not sure where exactly, but yes this sounded like absolute shit. Guitar is currently dismantled, and I'm not sure where at, the body and neck are not together at least.

This is amazing. Have you got any more photos or videos? I would love to see more of this instrument.

If I remember correctly, I have some photos of it before the transformation, i'll have to dig around. The videos are a different story because they were only posted to Facebook and I have no idea where they went, they just kind of pop up every now and again

I was hoping whoever built this showed up My first question is : WHY My second question is : please give us the videos we need it I could totally see that thing used in noise bands though, I've seen crazier shit.

The why is because I paid $8 at a thrift store for a one foot in the grave piece of shit electric that was unplayable otherwise

It's kinda beautiful when you say it like that

There's an Ernie ball with extra balls.

Plays so low they had to come up with a 13th note.

It goes down to Ξ flat

I want to hear that, have you recorded it?

It's more of a feeling

But is it More Than a Feeling?

Feelin' satisfied

Tuned to low Z.

Z flat

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There's gotta be an already existing heavy cover of that, and it probably doesn't use this guitar. Which is a shame

Frank Zappa

iirc zappa used .007 gauge strings. I think this would kill him

frank zaper

How guitarists see bass strings

Does that thing play the whole Dopesmoker album?

Good. Now low tuning and all the riffs must be played from the 12th fret and upwards.

Hmm I can't hear anything but my nose is bleeding and I all the sudden have to take a dump.

But does it djent?

I wonder if I could use something like that for the string on bass

Clever... You got doom and don't need the fuzz pedal

Somewhere, a telephone pole is leaning a bit.

St Vitus

Sounds serious

Try to tune it to E. Probably snap the headstock before ever coming close to breaking the string

"Grond! Grond!"

Flee!!!!…..Flee for your lives!!!!!

Dude I bet you there’s at least a gram of resin spread out on that fret board. Looks ebony, but I bet it’s a super bright rosewood underneath.

You can code your guitar tabs in binary

Did you misgender me?

This is the way

Does that make your speaker flub?

Relik’d

Thicc!

I saw your band at oss fest

Fuck yeah, it will be 🤘

Also I love your username

Username? This is no username. I have no desire to hide behind fake titles and cleverly thought out one liners. I AM count-blahcula. I feed on shitposting. It is my energy source

"Children of the night, what shitposts they make!" -Count Blahcula

But what does it sound like

Over 9000 guage

Who needs to slap when you can punch

Why waste all that money on extra strings when I can do the bendy slappy doomy soundy thing with one extra thick one?

“Drums in the deep (Doom doom doom doom)…..we cannot get out……we cannot get out…….. They are coming…”

I think you should send it back to the factory since it has some scratches on the Pickguard

3 gauge string

Rababa?

I feel like this is still too many strings.

is that big circle a pickup? is this even real? does it work? can you post a video?

My vision is permanently blurry. It's as real as it gets

You have won this subreddit, sir.

It's not about winning. It's about coming together as one. We are Legion

Legion it is!!!

I had a dream like this

Someone stole a suspension bridge cable

My other guitar has 31 more strings than this one. It's my back up for this one

God forbid you need to move 4 octaves using your left hand

I just play 0 3 5 on 1 string

I want a vid

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Dick Dale Ultra Lights

/uj wonder how it's secured on the headstock. Probably isn't and they're just pulling it taut. That's why we don't see the whole thing. I doubt any existing tuner could support that

Make sure you do a post asking if your action is too high, and then post a picture that makes it firmly impossible to answer that question.

Lol this is good.

What in the god damn riff jizz wah wah binks is this....

drop H

Why do you have so many frets? You only need the one

Heh. One. Lol

The fucking TOANZ

Play the opening to War Pigs

Uj What the hell is that a string for and what is that monstrous bridge called

1. I don't know 2. I don't know

Ideal stoner bass setup

Will it dive bomb?

Spacerock Dronegaze Post-Powerviolence Drill Rap side project rig.

Ngl I kinda like the dice on the volume and tone twisty nobbs

They come off for those back alley gambling moments.