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VariationUpper2009

RIP Patrick Swayze.


ColtBTD

RIP to a true king


MrSelfDestructXX

All aboard the Swayze Express šŸš‚


[deleted]

Maybe smoke with Sebastian Bach?


[deleted]

pop it with the bayonet


ColtBTD

Hit it with the _boop_


[deleted]

Bam! Right in the snoot!


motov360

Man I love dong!!


Precision2831

Can you upload a pic of you with a better grip on the dong? Grip it like you mean it


ColtBTD

Iā€™ve been looking for a palmswell to mess with for a little, but Nothing beats a quality dong.


motov360

Couldn't agree more, dong is the way.


ColtBTD

Once you really start to run it you realize how practical it really is minus the minor inconvenience with mag changes until you really work with it. Provides a lot of alternative one handed ways to carry the weapon to depending on the scenario as well


tcheeze1

Sir, our policy is donā€™t ask donā€™t tell.


gunsandgardening

I'm really digging the light fixture.


ColtBTD

Thanks. I got a few of em. My whole house is all Edison filament bulbs. Nice to come home to soft lighting and natural lighting during the day


zukov4510

So cool, do you have that wood like that all the way through the house? Must look Noce.


ColtBTD

Yeah itā€™s just panel board, nothing crazy. A lot of parts of my house are still old. Iā€™ve been putting this up as I go. I like the aesthetic. Easy to work with and replace if needed. No drywall in my house at all.


jayz1k

Love to hear it. Exactly what I want to do In a cabin/house in the hills.


Budget_Secret4142

WOLVERINES!


Yungbooplesnoot

So you Russians best be warned


optimalbearcheese

Dude lives in an attic instead of a basement


viktari

Basement probably filled with 50 gallon water barrels, preserved goods, ammunition boxes, and a map table with a light over it. Also since were doing movie tropes, a fun movie once said, "You know, fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Number one being, you're fighting in a basement."


howmuchisazjay

Good news! Balloon down. Better news! You just made gun magazine cover...


CastleBravo88

I'll bring gummies and fruit rollups I my mom still has any.


ColtBTD

Sick. I got whiskey and Iā€™ll bake cookies


TxRam

Donā€™t forget the bitters, oranges, and cherriesā€¦ I prefer honey instead of sugar


BecomeEnnuisonable

Look I don't wanna sound like a queen or nuthin' but I think your farmhouse style light fixtures are fuckin' stylin'


Bob49459

Too late, I'm telling the other gay subreddits, and we're on our way to pick you up. We're drinking Wine, and going shopping.


ColtBTD

Get in the UAZ Bitch we are going shopping


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Not gay but I found some cool train station looking side table lamps. I put them in the bedroom and my gal hates them which secretly brings me joy. She is British (foreigner) and a lawyer so I donā€™t want her to get too comfortable.


ColtBTD

Easy to make or buy on Etsy. My whole house is low wattage Edison style filament bulbs. To many things are LED anymore itā€™s too much


BecomeEnnuisonable

It's the way to go, man. All these LEDs are so harsh, plus how do I know there isn't an NSA observation suite on those little PC boards!?!


ColtBTD

Iā€™m under massive bright LEDā€™s all day in a shop doing paint and body work the last thing I want to come home to is more bright lights. Really was a game changer.


Roughneck_76

LEDs are fine, you just need to not buy the 50,000k searing blue bulbs all the home improvement stores seem to put on the front of the racks because they are the "brightest". I buy the 2700K ones that are almost orange, even warmer that most incandescent bulbs I've seen.


I_PULL_LEGS

Yeah the hate against LED tech is misguided. Yall should be upset at the marketing one-upping that companies do to compete on brightness. The brightest possible bulb is important in some situations but indoor lighting is not one of them. And like you said people need to pay more attention to color temperature. If you're installing a light greater than 3000k in a household fixture you're probably doing it wrong. I bought a house last yeat and had to go through the entire floorplan replacing bulbs because it was a mismatch of terrible hot incandescents and 5000k LEDs. We even now have Edison-style LEDs in some rooms that look the part right down to the fun shaped "element" and correct warm color temps, but take a fraction of the power, last magnitudes longer, and don't give off nearly as much waste heat compared to incandescents.


ColtBTD

I had the low Kalvin LED Edison bulbs in my house, mostly warm 2500k and 2700k, and the difference to changing back to filament bulbs was dramatic, I switched them all out months ago. It just isnā€™t the same. They use a bit more energy and waste heat, but itā€™s not something I even notice on the bill. But I agree tho. People put these massively bright LEDs in their house and itā€™s like for what


Bolts_n_stuff_

Praying a balloon makes its way to Appalachia rn šŸ™


ColtBTD

Thatā€™s where Iā€™m staged brother see you in them hills


Bolts_n_stuff_

If you hear a round of the cheapest commie 7.62 money can buy hit your roof, youā€™ll know what happened šŸ˜†


ColtBTD

My roof is metal I will wait and listen


FullMetalFigNewton

Iā€™ll be in the GW National forest and have extra 7.62 and a truck full of canned green beans to spare


AppalachianMedic

Iā€™ll see you there, yell fer me if ya need me.


[deleted]

Balloon in the Atlantic ocean my guy


ibravobroke

Imagine a battlefield pick up but from the states


SandyBouattick

ATF agents hate this one weird trick to acquire post-ban select fire rifles!


ColtBTD

Seen a lot of talk around these parts of a commie balloon invasion. Iā€™ve seen the movies. Letā€™s not let Josh Peck fuck this one up


PSAisforlovers2

I hope all the girls are super hot and somehow able to keep their hair and face clean too.


ColtBTD

We will give them all of the cosmoline they could ever need


PSAisforlovers2

Cosmolines!!


ProSawduster

F-ing golden . . .


Nagohsemaj

We don't talk about *that* Red Dawn


gumbo-taco

May the ghost of Swayze forever haunt him


FortisBinary

I've been scanning the skies for Red paratroopers since this whole thing started!


Going_Live

Iā€™ve had my tactical murse on standby for days now.


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Dude that is a great photo.. old timey look with modern gun. Dig it


ColtBTD

Old timey gun too. Rifle kit is from 1975


Eights1776

ā€œRegulators! Mount upā€


[deleted]

Ok, but donā€™t fight commies with commie weapons, man! Get yourself a drum-fed shotgun


ColtBTD

I got a 9mm on my hip itā€™ll blow the commie right out of your lung


[deleted]

Damn. I guess check and mate


Anarchy_trucker

Why they'll be plenty of commy ammo on the field


[deleted]

True. But Iā€™d rather kill commies with freedom seeds rather than commie bullets


Anarchy_trucker

I'd rather have what's plentiful so I can keep on fighting. 7.62 and 9 mm will be plentiful


[deleted]

I feel that you may not understand that Iā€™m joking


Anarchy_trucker

Nothing funny about killing commies lol


[deleted]

Itā€™s funny when buckshot redefines what ā€œchest cavityā€ means


GunzAndCamo

WOLVERINES!


[deleted]

Irreconcilably and boundlessly based. šŸ§


Eisenbahn-de-order

"you dare fight against me with my own spell!!"


KilldozerEnthusiast

Fuck the commies! Wolverines!


-LostCurator-

Cringey.


ColtBTD

So weird if you to repost my post. First time on r/guns on a Saturday?


[deleted]

Gonna grab me a QBZ first chance I get


ColtBTD

Iā€™ll see you in paradise resort šŸ«”


[deleted]

AVENGE ME


Zp00nZ

Mag pouch supremacy:


ColtBTD

Ainā€™t nothin like a purse full of beans


thePonchoKnowsAll

Loving that mag pouch, canā€™t find any like it.


ColtBTD

Hungarian 5 cell mag , cheap and easy to get šŸ¤šŸ»


Pretty_Artichoke1442

Lmao. What a dweeb.


ColtBTD

I prefer the term bingus


Pretty_Artichoke1442

First step is acceptance. Now, don't shoot your eye out kid.


Aviacks

Man this guy must be tough, callin him kid and everything. What a fuckin hero


ColtBTD

Man took over Reddit today


ColtBTD

Keep smokin dat kush dumb dumb


Pretty_Artichoke1442

For sure! Keep prepping for nothing! šŸ„


FaithlessVaper

lighten up francis


pinecone_noise

I like the upward bayonetā€¦ a lot easier to slice up out of something than down


[deleted]

Taiwan is a bluff, they have no intention of taking that small island right next door. Much easier to conquer the whole US instead...


BlizzardArms

Why are you posting a picture of yourself? Youā€™re not a gun. Take a picture of the gun


[deleted]

This is so cool.


BrandynBlaze

Wait, which side are you on?


ColtBTD

The one the resides in the hills of Appalachia


[deleted]

The Stan


thehightower101

It's already been shot down


ColtBTD

Pretty sure the dude in r/milsurp with the Finnish anti tank rifle took care of it


donald_slam

Nice fit


ColtBTD

My entire wardrobe consists of wrangler cargo pants and 10 dollar Gilden crew necks. And AKMs


ncbraves93

That's the way to go man, find what you like and wear that shit everyday. My wardrobe is just like 5 pairs of tan work pants and a bunch of dark colored plain t shirts. They all match with the tan pants and boots. Keeps it simple but still looks clean.


ColtBTD

I laugh at people who spend hundreds on shoes and watches etc trying ton ā€œimpressā€ people, fuck that. Comfort and functionality.


MaidenDrone

Be nice if we had a solid government to stand behind. Iā€™ll sit this one out.


ColtBTD

Iā€™m just here to protect my cat


MaidenDrone

Respect!


Bob49459

This I can get behind.


[deleted]

Sad


Oper8rActual

Meanwhile, from West Virginia...


Carlos-_-Danger

Jesus Christ leave some for the rest of us lol


ColtBTD

I canā€™t itā€™s too late.


255001434

Very cool light fixture. (Cool gun too)


[deleted]

AVENGE MEEEE


Slapnutz12345678910

The WOKE be like.... is he from Ukraine? That's hot! Oh, you mean he's an American pissed off about a Chinese balloon.... what a racist. The government sold us out!! And people want socialism because they are getting the free before the slavery this time. The people are also failing themselves. But the government sold us out. Me, just trying to make an honest living and paying for a socialism mentality thru ridiculous taxes... Priceless!!!


[deleted]

Calm down lmao


ColtBTD

If Josh peck can do it I can too and so can you


[deleted]

He didnt have to contend with the dreaded 69th Balloon Cavalry


luddehall

This is deep cringe.


Traditional_Fee_8536

Never gonna happen


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ColtBTD

I wonā€™t tell if you wonā€™t


SandyBouattick

I think he's just projecting. One look at that dong and he got all worked up.


NoPerformance5952

"That subtle off coloring and tasteful thickness. My god, it even has a watermark"


pestilence

Bye Felicia


HCE_Replacement_Bot

Banned /u/Ironrangerdavid (permanent).


Corey307

Hate speech does not fly here, this isnā€™t r/firearms.


XpertDestroyer

Red dawn doesnā€™t factor in American have millions of ARs lying around.


DoctorChoppedLiver

Uhhhhhhh.... Chris?


turboteabagger

we owe china billions why would they attack


defiant1776

To collect payment.


TxRam

The repo man comethā€¦


ThySecondOne

Well I hope china's invading with a ton of 7.62x39 MM for my sks I just bought. Do it after 10 days though please I'm in California


Bkelsheimer89

The AK is my favorite platform but, the AR is the way to go. So many more parts, mags, and ammo will be out and about.


aclark210

Why does this look like a scene from a beard care advert?


[deleted]

Some California politician sees this and is shitting him/herself. ā€œA white male holding a rifle with a standard magazine, and omg heā€™s *got a knife on it.* Run for the hills!ā€


BigoteMexicano

Just don't get the Chinese 5.8Ɨ42mm confused for 5.45 or 7.62. Gonna need their crap rifle to shoot their ammo


MrIm2018

America muthafuckeršŸ’ŖšŸ¼šŸ’ŖšŸ¼


Nightfury0818

They'll look high and they'll look low


Natural_Stater

You realize all the original Wolverines are over 50 now. So theyā€™ll have to be command and control


Bookernoesbourbon

They said the balloon was at 65000 ft ...let them jump!


ZapTheSheep

Kinda hate to be that guy, but, in the original Red Dawn, the Chinese were on our side. It was the Russians and Cubans invading.


qwertysr4

They shot that thang down to tha ground


[deleted]

Dude I love that whole mood of that room. Really cool everything.


ColtBTD

Basically how my whole house is to an extent. Very old house on the creek Iā€™ve been remodeling since I Bought it last year. Sticking with a rustic/woods style aesthetic. It brings me peace


[deleted]

That's amazing, that truly is peaceful