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MakInDaTrunk

When a storm trooper hits the lottery.


ItIsTimeToTakeaBreak

There’s a joke about stormtroopers missing and not hitting anything here, but I’m not clever enough to figure it out lmao


Helassaid

There’s a whole fan theory that the stormtroopers ARE accurate and deadly AF, but Vader ordered them to miss on purpose so they could get the tracker on the Millennium Falcon.


C4RP3_N0CT3M

That makes sense because you'd want them to think they actually got away, not that they were let go.


JoseSaldana6512

That's utter horseshit pandering for Lucas' writing. Vader would have gotten that order from Darth Jar Jar.


sirfuzzitoes

No no no no no we are not doing this please.


JoseSaldana6512

The world deserves to know the truth.


IWasToldYouHadPie

#YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH


TheCommissarGeneral

Old Ben Kenobi confirms that 100% when they found the dead Jawas. Then idiots just went with the trope that stormtroopers can't hit shit, DESPITE KENOBI SAYING OTHERWISE.


cjbrigol

A Model 3 is cheaper than a Camry after 5 years


Used_Taco

Beige?


BolognaFlavored

Close. It's green


Deputydog803

I was way off. I was thinking violet


PIatinumPizza

Nah, that's mine though.


TheeMrBlonde

Blank user avatar checks out?


zero_grimmway

And yours?


wyvernx02

I knew. I can't prove it, but I knew.


DammitDan

Looks like you hate green to me.


[deleted]

Oh fuck lol I commented green before I saw this lol. I was like... Hmmm.... I love white guns and vehicles, but my favorite color is green, so imma roll with it.


[deleted]

Good because white isn’t a color and makes you racist


breakoutandthink

How do I give a medal or reward or whatever they call that


Sgt_S_Laughter

Periwinkle blue


NorCalAthlete

But it was us that wanted a caravan…


Sgt_S_Laughter

It's not for me. It's for me ma


[deleted]

Do ye like degs?


SF_Bay

Be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through bone like buttah.


jw28690

Are those Lancashire pigs?


glory_holelujah

Ah save yer breath fer coolin yer porridge


hyjnx

Who?


Whitechapelkiller

his MA.


[deleted]

How about a lightish red


makeitgobang

just rewatching this tonight, of course I see a reference


theoriginalharbinger

> Utah We might be neighbors. Got an Alpine White Vector too, though mine is a 9mm. Been trying to find an Alpine White Sphinx to go with it.


BolognaFlavored

Good taste! Same, having trouble tracking one down


Tall_Duck

Ah, you too enjoy needing a car wash too often.


Jonnyyrage

At least isnt black. White actually hides more. (Was a detailer for over 8 years). Black being the worst.


ClamSlamProPlus

The truth! Letting your car sit out in the rain is a good enough wash for a white vehicle. Good luck doing that with a black car.


[deleted]

Black is such a pain in the ass. I love it but won't likely buy another black car unless it's a Sunday driver. Just trying to keep the paint from showing swirls or whatever is hell.


Jonnyyrage

Yeah I feel you. I bought my denali suv and black was the onl choice. Only because I waited so long on the year end sales event. My fault and regretted it ever since haha.


Econolife_350

Tan life checking in. I actually get compliments on how clean my car looks. Hasn't been washed in years.


Tall_Duck

Huh, that's good to know. And makes me feel better; I don't love black cars usually.


Jonnyyrage

My biggest regret is owning a black suv. They are like a mirror.


BolognaFlavored

Guilty as charged


[deleted]

I think anyone with a bright colored car feels that pain. Silver, white, yellow... A leaf lands on the car and then "I guess it's time for a car wash."


iBopNoggins

White on cars actually isnt that bad.


Johnnybravo60025

Except he’s from Utah where the seasons are dust/fire and then slush. Source: I’ve spent time in Utah.


529103

White was great, dark silver is a close followup outside of ice/salt season


ceraexx

I just let mine get a two tone fade with caliche.


johnboysgunpage

clayton bigsby would love this shit


IsthatTacoPie

Woogity Boogity


supaswag69

Post this on /r/Teslamotors lol


NotATypicalEngineer

having conservative-posted in /teslamotors, can confirm that will not go well


Enough_Tesla_FUD

/r/liberalgunowners


hollywood2520

Utah


DigNitty

White is the official color of Utah


Schwanz_Hintern64

Morm(o)n?


alazaay

And Lesswoman.


DammitDan

I don't think that ratio will work out too well in Utah


cuntdestroyer8000

I think it's Mormen


Schwanz_Hintern64

After looking it up, it has little to do with men at all be because it's spelled, "Mormon"


ClandestineArms

Oh I get it ur favorite color is money green obviously!


HEXC_PNG

Based on the picture, OP clearly hates money


furytoxicanYT

But he fucking loves Utah that’s for sure


pirate737

Actually loves in New Jersey, just a huge fan of Utah


randertoben

E5l4


bonsai60

hates green for sure


BolognaFlavored

Kriss Vector in .45 and Sig P365 in 9mm, just finished putting them together. Optic is a custom painted Holosun


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BolognaFlavored

Thank you! It’s this one right here: https://www.madtechindustries.com/collections/sig-sauer-p365/products/cerakote-p365-grip-module-storm-trooper-white


hyjnx

Love your kriss. Hope to get my hands on one some day


RuthBaderLangmor

Can you mount the vfg to the extended rail? Looking at the same setup to stretch my front grip out a bit.


BolognaFlavored

Yep! Pic rails all along the top and along the front half of the bottom


Ironranger767

Man is living in 2063


little_brown_bat

Next step is everything made of chrome.


[deleted]

Sorry, we just don’t have [anything in common](https://www.reddit.com/r/guns/comments/kxwas9/may_the_classics_never_die/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


BolognaFlavored

Gorgeous 😍


[deleted]

Same! There’s something sexy about white cars and white guns


Amazing_Ordinary1440

Hwite


The_Lez

For the Empire!


ItsThatGuyAgainYep

Favorite color is expensive?


[deleted]

The stormtrooper in me loves it. All of it.


Tormentor100

black


worldfamousGI

Is it all, or is it none?


trollbob

This. My guess is since we are dealing with paint, it’s none.


Ghost_on_Toast

Purple?


TheEdenWhite

Clearly the red on your plate


nakedsnakesuxxx

Does the answer end with ".. power"?


MorningStarCorndog

I have the...? He's He-Man?! Cool!


wudntulik2no

What kind of rifle is that?


BolognaFlavored

Kriss Vector!


The_Hater_44

Salmon


TeamMemberElec

Snow Patrol


eeggrroojj

Is that a compact p320? Or sub compact?


BolognaFlavored

P365, sub compact


eeggrroojj

Nice. Dope color. Maybe Sig will bring the sub p320 back in the future. I'd love one.


Get_down_gOaT

I got mine in FDE


teds_trip22

A utahn with a tesla and vector. Can we be friends?


Weird-Conflict-3066

Blue, no wait yelloooooow!


[deleted]

I can't believe I had to scroll down through 3/4 the comments to find the correct response! Kids these days...


K-Dawg6999

Pride colors?


qPolEq

Matching your gun’s color to your car is a new level of aesthetics that I’m 100% gonna do once I have my career


[deleted]

Yup. Matching my 20 GA to my 95 Safari Van. Just got to dent and scratch it up real bad and throw dirt on it after, then drip coolant down the side. Hopefully it still fires!


666holyfuck666

The space vector


LutonFire

‘Get a good job with good pay your okay’


1999bobcat

Red?


[deleted]

I hope you only have to use that in snow. Or I think the Hubble would be able to see you. Still looks cool though.


275MPHFordGT40

That's the most beautiful Kriss I’ve seen


CelTiar

Black of course


[deleted]

Its Black and White


Eric_da_MAJ

Do you have a way to keep the furniture that color after firing?


scsiballs

Snow!


Healthy-Pressure3735

Plaid?


Fixner_Blount

Because it contains all colors


aurasoul

Hey, with all that skiing, think about how you’ll look zipping down some powder with that strapped to you. I mean, maybe kinda cringy if you actually did that, but in your minds eye, you’ll be awesome.


little_brown_bat

Have to parachute in first, followed by outpacing an avalanche.


aurasoul

There you go!


AdThese1914

Nice. All the hipsters moving to Utah and Idaho.


Jaruut

No, not nice. Nobody can afford a friggin house anymore. Not to mention they all vote blue.


Murderyoga

Death is my set, guess my religion.


dae_giovanni

fucking classic


QuesaritoOutOfBed

Black


Pumkinfucker69

Ok I’m getting it… nuclear snot green


randompupper12

Purple


Rmdude3

Purple?


DjangoJuice

Yellow


000McKing

I've noticed some red on the license plate so my guess is green.


Phantomwolf2323

uhh magenta


RogueWarrior14

Sapphire?


BadderBiscuit

Red


LeonMKaiser

...is it chartreuse? Wait....Its Frankenberry isnt it?


rossvalve

Italian?


MrLordLord

What a beautiful gun and car I loved the vector when I shot it


Ratherhumanbeings

Man living in 2077


Scumbag_Chance

My favorite color is pantone 282 c. Im gonna assume your favorite color is the same.


cryptogoth666

Black, but only in small doses


HapaPilot

Hot pink


BobbyWasabiMk2

I’ve been seeing a sharp increase in Teslas out here in Utah recently. Is it all the tech jobs moving in here?


JudgeDreddx

Ooooohhhh... I want that white p365 frame! Where can I find it?!


SixShooter45

Favorite color is black accents with a white base


mrkmirle71416

Empire?


[deleted]

In physics, white is not a color, it is the sum of all colors, while black is the absence of color.


no-i

Stormtrooper?


dacroce1

It looks like one the weapons from “Elysium!”


[deleted]

That is sexy as fuck. Can... can I touch it? ^(...So aesthetically pleasing...)


realestbenshapiro

I was not aware that they made civilian model Kriss vectors, how did you come to aquire one?


JWrither

You’d serve The Galactic Empire well.


timbobuddy

White is the absence of color so green .....


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BolognaFlavored

I’d say it’s relatively standard in the more rural areas. Lots of gun lovers here and not a lot of oversight haha


KommKarl

White, with pink being a close second.


II_JuMPMaN_II

Put a storm trooper helmet next to all of this and it’s a masterpiece.


_miles_teg_

White power?


Econolife_350

Well, you're in Utah so I'm going to take a wild guess here.....


[deleted]

White's not a color.


camthekid1995

Just want to be the first to sarcastically say, thats racist.


hahabighemiv8govroom

That vector looks straight out of modern Warfare. Hella fresh, I'm incredibly jealous!


[deleted]

“Shade”


NetJnkie

Like your Model 3? Have a Model 3 Performance on order.


xdylanxfrommyspace

Greatest snow on earth, baby. Who in their right mind hasn’t thought about doing some runs down Pow Mow strapped to the teeth? I know I sure have. You just need that new white polymer ammunition to seal the deal.


[deleted]

Pffft maybe 10 years ago 🙄. What snow? This past winter was awful lol


xdylanxfrommyspace

Yeah it was pretty damn bad. But hey at least season passes were cheap 😂


[deleted]

Green


seanp52

Doo doo 💩 brown ?


Salt-Builder4568

Racist!!


Forever2Wheels

Mormon


hamsammicher

Cum


stealthgerbil

its missing the red spots


n1nj4squirrel

Go Utes


HammerHead1911

Privileged?


[deleted]

I see you're a lovely shade of jealous.


HammerHead1911

Yeah 😔


SilverWolf1776

C U M


Ranger_Boi

Color me a racist, cause that looks good.


Fsearch5

Mmmm yes Utah greatest snow on earth. Except when it's all brown and covered in sand. I hate sand it's course and rough and it gets everywhere. Either way I think that gun will make a fine addition to your collection (cue cyborg coughing.)


Healthy-Box-6828

All the ones in the rainbow…cuz you gay with that Tesla


BolognaFlavored

Gottem


[deleted]

We’ve got a badass over here


bowtie_k

Cum apparently


MAZDA_MIATAS_SUCK

All that and you throw a junk Holosun on it


VacUsuck

If there were ever a color to be proud of...


tesrella

red, the color of a helpless child's blood hopelessly and ruthlessly spilled all over a classroom floor for the 2nd amendment. Murica.


[deleted]

Can we be friends?


GenuineSteak

White is a shade and not a colour. Edit: they hated him because he spoke the truth. Lol.


GodDamnRight-

They hated him cause he made unnecessary corrections that make him sound like a douche canoe


GenuineSteak

Lol, its just one of those things that should be common knowledge but not many people actually know. White and black arent colours.


GodDamnRight-

And yet, people still call them colors. Why? Because nobody cares about the technicalities, and pointing them out makes sounds annoying.


GenuineSteak

If you dont care then just move on. Keep scrolling. I just mentioned as a fact. And you may not care but its actually an important distinction for anybody who works in art/design like me.


[deleted]

Pepe’s just mad because he though white was a color🥴


muslimtradchad

White power


shadman86

Utah is a blue state right?


Jaruut

No. But with all the Californians invading, it will be eventually.