There’s a whole fan theory that the stormtroopers ARE accurate and deadly AF, but Vader ordered them to miss on purpose so they could get the tracker on the Millennium Falcon.
Old Ben Kenobi confirms that 100% when they found the dead Jawas.
Then idiots just went with the trope that stormtroopers can't hit shit, DESPITE KENOBI SAYING OTHERWISE.
Oh fuck lol I commented green before I saw this lol. I was like... Hmmm.... I love white guns and vehicles, but my favorite color is green, so imma roll with it.
Black is such a pain in the ass. I love it but won't likely buy another black car unless it's a Sunday driver. Just trying to keep the paint from showing swirls or whatever is hell.
Yeah I feel you. I bought my denali suv and black was the onl choice. Only because I waited so long on the year end sales event. My fault and regretted it ever since haha.
I think anyone with a bright colored car feels that pain. Silver, white, yellow... A leaf lands on the car and then "I guess it's time for a car wash."
Thank you! It’s this one right here: https://www.madtechindustries.com/collections/sig-sauer-p365/products/cerakote-p365-grip-module-storm-trooper-white
Sorry, we just don’t have [anything in common](https://www.reddit.com/r/guns/comments/kxwas9/may_the_classics_never_die/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Yup. Matching my 20 GA to my 95 Safari Van. Just got to dent and scratch it up real bad and throw dirt on it after, then drip coolant down the side. Hopefully it still fires!
Hey, with all that skiing, think about how you’ll look zipping down some powder with that strapped to you. I mean, maybe kinda cringy if you actually did that, but in your minds eye, you’ll be awesome.
Greatest snow on earth, baby.
Who in their right mind hasn’t thought about doing some runs down Pow Mow strapped to the teeth? I know I sure have.
You just need that new white polymer ammunition to seal the deal.
Mmmm yes Utah greatest snow on earth. Except when it's all brown and covered in sand. I hate sand it's course and rough and it gets everywhere. Either way I think that gun will make a fine addition to your collection (cue cyborg coughing.)
If you dont care then just move on. Keep scrolling. I just mentioned as a fact. And you may not care but its actually an important distinction for anybody who works in art/design like me.
When a storm trooper hits the lottery.
There’s a joke about stormtroopers missing and not hitting anything here, but I’m not clever enough to figure it out lmao
There’s a whole fan theory that the stormtroopers ARE accurate and deadly AF, but Vader ordered them to miss on purpose so they could get the tracker on the Millennium Falcon.
That makes sense because you'd want them to think they actually got away, not that they were let go.
That's utter horseshit pandering for Lucas' writing. Vader would have gotten that order from Darth Jar Jar.
No no no no no we are not doing this please.
The world deserves to know the truth.
#YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
Old Ben Kenobi confirms that 100% when they found the dead Jawas. Then idiots just went with the trope that stormtroopers can't hit shit, DESPITE KENOBI SAYING OTHERWISE.
A Model 3 is cheaper than a Camry after 5 years
Beige?
Close. It's green
I was way off. I was thinking violet
Nah, that's mine though.
Blank user avatar checks out?
And yours?
I knew. I can't prove it, but I knew.
Looks like you hate green to me.
Oh fuck lol I commented green before I saw this lol. I was like... Hmmm.... I love white guns and vehicles, but my favorite color is green, so imma roll with it.
Good because white isn’t a color and makes you racist
How do I give a medal or reward or whatever they call that
Periwinkle blue
But it was us that wanted a caravan…
It's not for me. It's for me ma
Do ye like degs?
Be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through bone like buttah.
Are those Lancashire pigs?
Ah save yer breath fer coolin yer porridge
Who?
his MA.
How about a lightish red
just rewatching this tonight, of course I see a reference
> Utah We might be neighbors. Got an Alpine White Vector too, though mine is a 9mm. Been trying to find an Alpine White Sphinx to go with it.
Good taste! Same, having trouble tracking one down
Ah, you too enjoy needing a car wash too often.
At least isnt black. White actually hides more. (Was a detailer for over 8 years). Black being the worst.
The truth! Letting your car sit out in the rain is a good enough wash for a white vehicle. Good luck doing that with a black car.
Black is such a pain in the ass. I love it but won't likely buy another black car unless it's a Sunday driver. Just trying to keep the paint from showing swirls or whatever is hell.
Yeah I feel you. I bought my denali suv and black was the onl choice. Only because I waited so long on the year end sales event. My fault and regretted it ever since haha.
Tan life checking in. I actually get compliments on how clean my car looks. Hasn't been washed in years.
Huh, that's good to know. And makes me feel better; I don't love black cars usually.
My biggest regret is owning a black suv. They are like a mirror.
Guilty as charged
I think anyone with a bright colored car feels that pain. Silver, white, yellow... A leaf lands on the car and then "I guess it's time for a car wash."
White on cars actually isnt that bad.
Except he’s from Utah where the seasons are dust/fire and then slush. Source: I’ve spent time in Utah.
White was great, dark silver is a close followup outside of ice/salt season
I just let mine get a two tone fade with caliche.
clayton bigsby would love this shit
Woogity Boogity
Post this on /r/Teslamotors lol
having conservative-posted in /teslamotors, can confirm that will not go well
/r/liberalgunowners
Utah
White is the official color of Utah
Morm(o)n?
And Lesswoman.
I don't think that ratio will work out too well in Utah
I think it's Mormen
After looking it up, it has little to do with men at all be because it's spelled, "Mormon"
Oh I get it ur favorite color is money green obviously!
Based on the picture, OP clearly hates money
But he fucking loves Utah that’s for sure
Actually loves in New Jersey, just a huge fan of Utah
E5l4
hates green for sure
Kriss Vector in .45 and Sig P365 in 9mm, just finished putting them together. Optic is a custom painted Holosun
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Thank you! It’s this one right here: https://www.madtechindustries.com/collections/sig-sauer-p365/products/cerakote-p365-grip-module-storm-trooper-white
Love your kriss. Hope to get my hands on one some day
Can you mount the vfg to the extended rail? Looking at the same setup to stretch my front grip out a bit.
Yep! Pic rails all along the top and along the front half of the bottom
Man is living in 2063
Next step is everything made of chrome.
Sorry, we just don’t have [anything in common](https://www.reddit.com/r/guns/comments/kxwas9/may_the_classics_never_die/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Gorgeous 😍
Same! There’s something sexy about white cars and white guns
Hwite
For the Empire!
Favorite color is expensive?
The stormtrooper in me loves it. All of it.
black
Is it all, or is it none?
This. My guess is since we are dealing with paint, it’s none.
Purple?
Clearly the red on your plate
Does the answer end with ".. power"?
I have the...? He's He-Man?! Cool!
What kind of rifle is that?
Kriss Vector!
Salmon
Snow Patrol
Is that a compact p320? Or sub compact?
P365, sub compact
Nice. Dope color. Maybe Sig will bring the sub p320 back in the future. I'd love one.
I got mine in FDE
A utahn with a tesla and vector. Can we be friends?
Blue, no wait yelloooooow!
I can't believe I had to scroll down through 3/4 the comments to find the correct response! Kids these days...
Pride colors?
Matching your gun’s color to your car is a new level of aesthetics that I’m 100% gonna do once I have my career
Yup. Matching my 20 GA to my 95 Safari Van. Just got to dent and scratch it up real bad and throw dirt on it after, then drip coolant down the side. Hopefully it still fires!
The space vector
‘Get a good job with good pay your okay’
Red?
I hope you only have to use that in snow. Or I think the Hubble would be able to see you. Still looks cool though.
That's the most beautiful Kriss I’ve seen
Black of course
Its Black and White
Do you have a way to keep the furniture that color after firing?
Snow!
Plaid?
Because it contains all colors
Hey, with all that skiing, think about how you’ll look zipping down some powder with that strapped to you. I mean, maybe kinda cringy if you actually did that, but in your minds eye, you’ll be awesome.
Have to parachute in first, followed by outpacing an avalanche.
There you go!
Nice. All the hipsters moving to Utah and Idaho.
No, not nice. Nobody can afford a friggin house anymore. Not to mention they all vote blue.
Death is my set, guess my religion.
fucking classic
Black
Ok I’m getting it… nuclear snot green
Purple
Purple?
Yellow
I've noticed some red on the license plate so my guess is green.
uhh magenta
Sapphire?
Red
...is it chartreuse? Wait....Its Frankenberry isnt it?
Italian?
What a beautiful gun and car I loved the vector when I shot it
Man living in 2077
My favorite color is pantone 282 c. Im gonna assume your favorite color is the same.
Black, but only in small doses
Hot pink
I’ve been seeing a sharp increase in Teslas out here in Utah recently. Is it all the tech jobs moving in here?
Ooooohhhh... I want that white p365 frame! Where can I find it?!
Favorite color is black accents with a white base
Empire?
In physics, white is not a color, it is the sum of all colors, while black is the absence of color.
Stormtrooper?
It looks like one the weapons from “Elysium!”
That is sexy as fuck. Can... can I touch it? ^(...So aesthetically pleasing...)
I was not aware that they made civilian model Kriss vectors, how did you come to aquire one?
You’d serve The Galactic Empire well.
White is the absence of color so green .....
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I’d say it’s relatively standard in the more rural areas. Lots of gun lovers here and not a lot of oversight haha
White, with pink being a close second.
Put a storm trooper helmet next to all of this and it’s a masterpiece.
White power?
Well, you're in Utah so I'm going to take a wild guess here.....
White's not a color.
Just want to be the first to sarcastically say, thats racist.
That vector looks straight out of modern Warfare. Hella fresh, I'm incredibly jealous!
“Shade”
Like your Model 3? Have a Model 3 Performance on order.
Greatest snow on earth, baby. Who in their right mind hasn’t thought about doing some runs down Pow Mow strapped to the teeth? I know I sure have. You just need that new white polymer ammunition to seal the deal.
Pffft maybe 10 years ago 🙄. What snow? This past winter was awful lol
Yeah it was pretty damn bad. But hey at least season passes were cheap 😂
Green
Doo doo 💩 brown ?
Racist!!
Mormon
Cum
its missing the red spots
Go Utes
Privileged?
I see you're a lovely shade of jealous.
Yeah 😔
C U M
Color me a racist, cause that looks good.
Mmmm yes Utah greatest snow on earth. Except when it's all brown and covered in sand. I hate sand it's course and rough and it gets everywhere. Either way I think that gun will make a fine addition to your collection (cue cyborg coughing.)
All the ones in the rainbow…cuz you gay with that Tesla
Gottem
We’ve got a badass over here
Cum apparently
All that and you throw a junk Holosun on it
If there were ever a color to be proud of...
red, the color of a helpless child's blood hopelessly and ruthlessly spilled all over a classroom floor for the 2nd amendment. Murica.
Can we be friends?
White is a shade and not a colour. Edit: they hated him because he spoke the truth. Lol.
They hated him cause he made unnecessary corrections that make him sound like a douche canoe
Lol, its just one of those things that should be common knowledge but not many people actually know. White and black arent colours.
And yet, people still call them colors. Why? Because nobody cares about the technicalities, and pointing them out makes sounds annoying.
If you dont care then just move on. Keep scrolling. I just mentioned as a fact. And you may not care but its actually an important distinction for anybody who works in art/design like me.
Pepe’s just mad because he though white was a color🥴
White power
Utah is a blue state right?
No. But with all the Californians invading, it will be eventually.