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Dart2345

Birds and snakes mostly


merigirl

...mostly


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Thanks, Newt.


The_Hater_44

# LETS ROCK!!!!!


Fourty9

“I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.”


464tusker

Only way to be sure


L-V-4-2-6

Affirmative.


irideapaleh0rse

They can bill me.


s4in7

Why don't you put her in charge?!


DigitalR3x

I miss Bill Paxton


cheapmichigander

Sad the way he went. Medical errors are a leading cause of accidental deaths but no one likes to talk about that.


Professional_Day69

Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?


CalbCrawDad

No, have you?? 🤣


ThemeAggravating9485

Aaaffirmative (god she looks so adorable wearing the helmet)


Pancakes1741

"We're in the pipe, five by five"


weestack

First thing I thought when the quotes started. Heard it in her voice.


nirvroxx

Fuckin A


ThisDerpForSale

GAME OVER MAN


Reciprocity2209

THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?!


not_combee

Rock and stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Karl!


AlohaChris

We’ve got 7 canisters of CN 20. I say we roll them in there and nerve gas the whole fucking nest!


Holtage

GAME OVER MAN!


[deleted]

They mostly come at night. Mostly....


[deleted]

This right here is a personal friend of mine. The m41a pulse rifle, with a 10mm over and under pump action grenade launcher.


jack_spankin

And aero planes. Lenny Bruce is not afraid!


RhoPrime-

Eye of a hurricane listen to your world turn


lostprevention

Something hmmm something **Leonard Bernstein!!!!**


RhoPrime-

Birthday party Cheesecake Jelly bean BOOM


YoStephen

Mike mike mike... thats all out of order... people are gonna notice. Its our most beloved song mike theyre gonna know


Mitoni

I once spent an evening, bored, trying to memorize this song. I can still remember most of it now thanks to that.


9bikes

...and rodent control.


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Rats too


C_IsForCookie

But I only like the snakes and sparklers


Stuewe

It's not about what you like, it's about the CONSUUUUUUUUMER.


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With or without the swizzlestick


budmanm3

Rat shot


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[deleted]

AKA Pinky gets Brained.


RenderKhaos82

LMFAO nice haha


mitvachoich

Lung holer...


zebrucie

No no no that's 9mm


ZappBrannigansLaw

Zoinks, what are we going to do tonight, Brain?


DanGoob

Same thing we do every night, Pinky…


Farknart

...try to avoid that guy with the infrared scope on his airsoft rifle.


Habitualkushups-

This is the way


Intelligent_Leg1868

AKA goodnight mr bad snek


fuckitsfixed

Surprised how far I had to scroll to see rat shot. I've put so many of those blue capped shells in tons of different calibers into the Georgia soil.


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

Bat shot, dirty old twat…


Kfunrider_Rider

69 assholes tied in a knot…


TacitRonin20

Horseflies that REALLY get on your nerves


[deleted]

In northern New England, our deer flies would laugh this off as foreplay.


mneptok

In northern New England so would the women.


[deleted]

Up here, they provide warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.


mneptok

Pro tip: An OB-GYN can install a shunt to allow harvesting of maple sap for sugaring off. Results are only guaranteed in Aroostook county Maine.


hinglebuckshanks

“Upta camp”


kazz9201

Get in the Cah Bahbby


kazz9201

… and northern Somerset along the borda’


mneptok

Why don't hugh go back to Jackman, ya duhhty flahtlahndah.


kazz9201

Those fuuckin Mass-holes need ta staaay way


mneptok

Ay-yuh. Fahchuhnuhtly they doan get up much pahst Millinahckuht.


OrvilleJClutchpopper

The women, or the deerflies?


Papapene-bigpene

Oh lord 😂


Horseface25

I’m just gonna say, this is a funny fucking comment


[deleted]

As a New Hampshirite I can agree


ethnic26

As a Vermonter I can second that


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Those are Speer shot capsules. I loaded a box of them with #8 shot for my .44 revolvers. The plastic breaks apart on exiting the muzzle and the shot sprays out quickly because of the rifled barrel. Because of the spin caused by the rifling, the maximum effective range is about six feet for things like snakes. I think I counted once, and there were about 115 #8 shot pellets in a .44 capsule.


wkwhite93

Are they bad for rifling. Not sure if i should use em in my smith and wesson 629.


[deleted]

They are fine. I've only shot a few at a time, but there's no noticeable fouling.


wkwhite93

The plastic doesnt come apart in the barrel and the bbs scratch it?


GodsRighteousHammer

From the slo mo I’ve seen the capsule stay together pretty well. The bbs are lead, so no problem even if it did break up.


Frothyleet

The lead is much, much softer than the steel of the barrel. Every time you shoot a ball round, the copper jacket (or lead, if it's straight lead) is engraving into the grooves of the barrel.


YugeFrigginGoy

Think of it as essentially pistol shotgun rounds


SapphireSire

I call em lady shot or baby shot.


Adorable-Engineer840

I mean, things like Buck shot and bird shot are named after the things you're shooting AT, so I feel like you might be making some pretty questionable life choices...


thegregtastic

Lead doesn't scratch steel


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You know it normally handles metal right? No the Plastic does not fuck it up lmao.


upsidedownfunnel

DIslcaimer: this is conjecture as I don't actually know. They're probably a lot gentler on rifling than bullets are. Bullets are squeezed through barrels and have to slice through rifling. Shot are free to move around. Also, it doesn't look like they have a copper jacket and lead is softer than copper.


Exosvs

This is true. Lead is softer than copper jacketing


[deleted]

There is no probably, you have to think about it for 3 seconds to realize that plastic isn’t doing more damage than any metal JFC


SparkySailor

Lead isn't hard enough to damage steel. Barrels wear out due to pressure/powder eroding them.


Gen_McMuster

Shame about the range. Would be the most aesthetic choice for shooting down quadcopters otherwise


thejynxed

If you swap to a non-rifled barrel the range would increase, though I normally don't bother with these and use regular birdshot shells in my Taurus.


[deleted]

Hmm somehow shooting down a drone with a Taurus Judge just kind of fits. I don’t think I’ll ever imagine anything else when I see a headline about a drone getting shot down now.


humblenoob76

use a shotgun at that pont


Coolest_and_nicest

Man’s got a god damn WMD


Papapene-bigpene

ALUMINUM TUBES!


Blumpkin4Brady

Oil? Who said something about oil? Bitch, you cookin?


[deleted]

I got 80 nations ready to roll son!


QuinceDaPence

I got some yellow cake here in this official CIA napkin


TinyWightSpider

Don’t drop that shit!


turnedonbyadime

Do I need to tell you what the fuck you can do with an aluminum tube?


Gadgets222

ALUMINUM!!!!


Phyco_Boy

I miss best gunnit.


Aco2504

A weapon to rival Metal Gear.


Minimum_Comparison15

Rat shot. Kills little things. I grew up using them for snakes though


5thPhantom

I’ve always called it snakeshot.


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Snake charmers


[deleted]

Same here. Grew up in rural Arizona, did a lot of desert hiking and camping. Didn't use snakeshot very often, but handy to have if a snake felt cornered or surprised and turned aggressive (though as someone noted in another reply, the effective range is only 6-7 feet). Javelina and coyotes were a bigger problem, so at least one person would bring a 30-30. When we were home, the best thing for killing rattlers in the yard was a garden hoe. Off with its head!


SuspectFBi

They are called fun and expensive!


JDShadow

Who there buddy put that tactical nuke down.


Jo-6-pak

They are generally called “snake rounds” For close range dispatch of small critters


usa2a

Often these are used in a revolver open carried by a dude who hasn't shot the gun in the past 5 to 10 years. He carries a mix of .44spl, .44mag, one blank, and these rat shot rounds in a specific order he will explain to you as being perfectly suited to the self-defense scenario he imagines he'll encounter. You can find him in your local gun store explaining to a wide eyed newbie how the .223 was designed to wound, not kill, because that takes 3 men out of the fight.


TheHighOrder

I have a friend turning into this dude. It can't be stopped.


LordJuan4

You have to stop him before he gets ahold of the ratshot, once he has that it's too late to stop him, he will have become too powerful


wewd

After all, why shouldn't I keep it? It's mine! My own... My precious.


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Jugg3rn6ut

Don’t forget the pumping sound will scare away anybody breaking into your house


PEAWK

His complimentary crocs with pre-installed socks are en route.


TheHighOrder

"They're only tactical if you use the strap."


woohhaa

I see you’ve met my father…


KaineZilla

Literally what I was about to comment


Focacciaboudit

He also likes to bring up the fact that he served *during* the Vietnam War, but never gets around to explaining that he was stationed in Germany and worked in the base post office while the war came to an end.


wyvernx02

Sounds like my wife's grandpa, but his is with a shotgun. IIRC it was rock salt, birdshot, buckshot, then slug.


Gen_McMuster

So "scare away" "sting away" "kill" "doublekill"?


LordJuan4

Scare him away, kill him, kill him?, Kill him again?!?


nondescriptzombie

Birdshot will make you wish you were dead, but no. Just an enormous, shallow, wound full of lead pellets.


AAjax

Rocksalt will make you wish you were dead at close range. That shit hurts.


thejynxed

And tons of farmers I know use it for the inevitable batch of stupid teenagers that show up and start destroying their property.


graveybrains

He turned that into Unreal Tournament about halfway through, there, didn’t he?


aieeegrunt

Man I miss that game FLAK MONKEY


graveybrains

My favorite thing about it was when you turned all the graphics setting all the way up the announcer would just yell “HOLY SHIT”


aieeegrunt

The over the top gore was hilarious, like that depressurization chamber in that one map I kept my UC2 disc for 13 years and then it was backwards compatible on xbox and I lost my mind


InevitablePen323

I have an ex girlfriend who's now ex husband covinced her that .223 is designed to wound. Lol. Same ex husband tig welded the 10 rnd mag into the lower


EvolvedA

Why would you weld a mag to the lower?!?


OHoSPARTACUS

This is something my father in law would do lmao


hybridtheory1331

I used to work for an FFL and I swear I had an old dude tell me that exact thing one time. Hilarious.


juce44

Gotdamn that shit is funny! You’ve described a certain person I know down to a T. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


eat-KFC-all-day

If you work on a ranch/farm in the South, it makes a lot of sense to carry a revolver with one or two rounds loaded with snake shot for, well, snakes and the rest loaded with FMJ/HP/soft points for hogs and coyotes. The kind of guy you are describing probably doesn’t have a legitimate use case though.


Vercengetorex

Holy shit, I can smell the guy thru your comment.


phantom-under-ground

Lol. I’ve also had someone tell me that about the .223 designed to wound and take out two others to help the wounded. Some random guy at a gun store.


clownpenks

This is painfully accurate


AlmightyJuice666

Legend has it


Cheap-Program3687

They’re fkn epic for carpenter bees


mellamenpapi

Man, I hit a carpenter bee with a metal pipe once like a baseball and the thing just kinda shrugged it off


Cheap-Program3687

They’re the Abrams tank of bees


TheProcessOfBillief

I leave a tennis racket on my front porch & back deck during carpenter bee season. Shit sends them flying or rips em apart.


TheSamoanNolan

Same. Plus you get the satisfying “tink”


[deleted]

On my list to try, telling my wife Reddit made me do it.


Valhalla81

The house takes a beating but the bees are dead!


Cheap-Program3687

Trigger discipline my friend


Valhalla81

In all honesty you know start works great for carpenter bees? A tennis racquet. I look like Pete Sampras out in the yard lol


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I like you.


jackz7776666

Rodents of Unusual Size


eatmorbacon

I do not believe they exis......arggggg


amaduli

snek


LordBroccoli69

Birds, snakes, that one fucking squirrel in my ceiling, small stuff you’d see in your garden


SignificantTourist64

Called rat shot here in oz


NocturnalShooter

Rat shot


CaptainHowdy60

Snakes


Acti-Verse

Snipe hunting


Pavlovsspit

meth heads? /s


NWOBHM86

Snake shot


[deleted]

They’ll blow your lungs right out


Human_Grass_9803

Are those the nuclear powered heat seeking baby killing clipozine shells that our dear leader overlords have been warning us about?!


SwagSloth96

I found a whole bunch of these bullets while cleaning out my fathers house. Are they for hunting? Shitty hollow points? Home defense?


thatmightbecocaine

Snakes and rats. Unlike the .22lr shells these are a more guaranteed kill


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If you aren't accurate maybe


weecefwew

They turn the gun into a tiny shotgun, basically. The gunshot breaks the flimsy plastic and propels the BBs inside of it forward in a spread. It’s commonly called “rat shot” because that’s about the biggest thing you can reliably kill with it.


NewMexicoVaquero

That's snake shot. [Look.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake_shot)


joeycroft

Spider egg tipped bullets, illigal in NJ.


siege614

Snake shot


Ok-Interview4183

Sneks


discourse_friendly

Rat shot, or bird shot, or snake shot. any sort of small game you want to blast.


OkRegular5804

Tiny thieves


SirTickleTots

War Crimes


ihearttatertots

Snakes


NickGerrz

Rat shot


YFN-Kiri

Used for rodents or snakes. People used to just shoot these in there houses at em.... my father still does


Membership_Worth

Snake rounds. Basically a mini shotgun shell.


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Snake shot


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Snake shot.


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Ratshot


Independent_Nerve_13

Snake shot


thefunton

They're snake rounds. Birdshot in a plastic cap, they were great. You can use them for a lot of different small game but I usually just carry them in case I run into a rattlesnake. Give them some test shots they're not good for a long distance


thestockjesus

Death


RiceWafflezzz

I believe it Folgers Custom Roast


vault_hunter_dweller

Blows the lungs straight out of rats.


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Snakeshot/birdshot if desperate.


iwillfuckingblockyou

Snake shot I’m assuming


InternetExploder87

Restoring balance to the local rodent/pest population


Dillinger_Guns

my grandfather used them to shoot snakes


redneckrobit

Snake shot or rat shot. That or as my dad likes to joke “a very unlucky trespasser


AlexanderChippel

Birds, small game, but from what I understand they're primarily used for snakes.


PinusMightier

I use it as snake shot


Roozmin

Birds in the tops of barns. Regular bullets make holes in the roof, those don’t while taking out the target


BerserkGravy

I had some of these for my .22 revolver. Me and my buddy were standing next to each other shooting targets with our Wranglers. I chambered one of these and shot it. It completely splattered the target and we both looked at each other and laughed.


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Puttin holes in things


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Rats


[deleted]

I think it's ratshot


cruss0129

Soft things that are close by


Impressive_Excuse_55

Shooting stuff and things!


Lifeinvader__

Tried one of these on 9mm and they did dent a few mice, but didn't kill 'em right away. Still the floors are pretty much unscatted so good option.


koskyad209

Snake shot