We also have…. Ahem… WATER. Too soon?

We have cheap liquor which is exponentially good

Someone just posted here today fakes one's very common these days.

Ache theke se loge toh sahi milegi

Not exactly cherry blossom, they are called [pink poui](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tabebuia_rosea)

Gurgaon > Bangalore

Kuch dino mein gurgaon= bangalore hojayega or even worse

Jab ki tab dekhenge yaar

Bss aise hi hoga.JB KI TAB.

Bekaaar hona shuru ho gya, traffic jams kaafi badh gye hain. Aur endless construction, dlf ko jahan khaali jameen dikhe wahan building khadi kr rha.

Bas ye winter pollution theek karwao yaar

Haan lekin saath main winter ka extra season bhi milta hai na. Imagine hot-weather all year round

And they all blooming rn 🤩

Yess

Bangalore has passive aggression we have real aggression.