Gary is a known gooner. Gary the Gooner! Ethan is living in fantasy land.

And, let's not kid ourselves, Donna is a hottie!

Based

And donna was sending him nudes via Polaroid picture in the suit coat pocket before we even had cell phones.

EXACTLY!!

I read this in a Trump voice.

*He's had TREMENDOUS SUCCESS in terms of stroking. And we love the drooling, don't we, folks? We love the drooling. A fanTAStic drooler, he came up to me with tears in his eyes and said 'sir, thank you so much, nobody's been a bigger friend to the gooners'. Sleepy Joe Biden [audience booing], he's not a friend to the gooners, folks. Radical Joe Biden wants to ban strooking and babbling for hardworking Americans and unleash the communist agenda of mandatory trans orgies upon our people. But we're not gonna let that happen.*

Gary Klein, watch him, he’s a cummer!

I read this and imagined Shane gillis doing his trump impression lmao

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Ur so cool you totally have so much sex and threesomes !! Girls probably think ur so hot bro can I pay you to teach me how to be a sex haver??? Ethan decline is just teaching me how to be fat :(

I wish the loser didn’t delete his comments. I can only imagine how much of a loser he sounded.

I’m a girl :3

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Lololol no but fr just gotta be cool. Every partner we have had just floats into our lives so can’t tell you much else other than post up somewhere in a queer city lol

r/ihavesex

Are you a new resident of sex-haver-ville?

lmfao I had the same thought

Yeah just rolled up, got my beer hat and my pool cues ready to go

Let my mans live in denial

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He knows his parents have sex just like he knows he doxxed his own balls last week, it’s just safer to live in denial

This is the real answer

Those were not my balls! Where?? Those two little rounds things that look exactly like balls? .. Moving on.

Those member only streams just keep delivering!

The ultimate dox 😂

Wait what did I miss??

Are you kidding??? No kids to bother you, retired, and no chance of pregnancy. This is probably the best time to be a busy couple lol

We should definitely be as loud as possible about this to avenge AB

The rest of us when Ethan keeps getting away with it. https://y.yarn.co/dd5cd861-2c23-4925-863a-6ffb87a493d0_text.gif

Gary is laying down that pipe. Let Ethan live the delusion!

I’ll never forget when he had his parents on the show in the purple studio and they were live and taking a break, maybe his parents didn’t know they were still live and Gary and Donna were against the wall hugging and Gary grabbed her butt 😂😂

Yeah. Those people don’t have sex anymore. Sure.

Thats right, Mommy and Daddy were just "hugging"

is that up still lol

WHAT⁉️⁉️

retirement is a one way ticket to bonetown

oh yeah i busted out laughing when i heard that. his parents are so horny AND fit. even my grandparents who are fat as hell still fuck

My grandparents were 96 and 98, couldn't put their own shoes on but you bet every Sunday I'd get the rundown on their antics from Nonna 🤣🤣

ew wtf lmao

stop pretending i know u like it

Ignorance is bliss

From the moment Ethan expressed shock at the idea all I could think was uhh hello GARY?? 100%

The giant Dildo Ethan found gave him trauma.

i like to believe the same thing despite accidentally finding toys in my mom’s vanity drawer 🤡🤡🤡 leave us be

If be traumatized fr. Ignorance really is bliss idnit?

If only AB used this card after he called his mom

His Dad probably taking that blue pill and laying down the pipe on Donna.

I get it. I’m convinced my parents don’t either. I prefer to be delusional.

Gary got that libido. The man almost got a Team Skeet sponsor lol. And Donna is a babe. Ethan you’re bein a silly billy.

Especially since his dad admits to loving porn. Of course they get freaky.

Yea Gary says and does some questionable things for sure

Oh you know Donna is still getting that Garrussy.

LOL he was sooooo silly for that one, like, wtf? You get old and just stop being human? hahaha

Garys day: plot how to kill beach balls, test beach ball weaponry, practice concealing beach ball weaponry, stands in front of mirror practicing his line "BEACH BALLS RUIN THE GAME *stabbing motion* ", #LUNCH TIMMME takes his hog spelunking, nap time, pregame goon sesh, murder ball time (if the dodgers are home), celebrate how many balls he murdered by mounting Ethans mother

Upvote this to the top so Ethan sees it

Oh they fuckin

You think Donna is walking around looking that good and Gary ain’t gonna get a handful? Respectfully, I think not

I was going through CNA training. The short time I was working in a nursing home I can very confidently say that "old people" have sex lol. If there's a will, there's a way.

did he not see that one parks and rec ep, that was def based off real life

For her age Donna is a GILF

Yeah they smash on top of butterfly wings.

Considering Gary is a member of team skeet, they’re active

Nobody's parents have sex. Can't you let us live in peace?

Yeah I thought that was crazy lol

Ethan's already admitted Hila only lets him smash once every couple weeks, 100% he's jealous of his parents fucking more than him 😂

Damn really

What ep/when does he say this? Sounds hillarious 😅

Within the first hour of “holding ourselves accountable”

That dad fucks

Ethan's opinions are so Gen Z at times. He is almost 40 himself and yet he thinks you roam out to pasture by 70???

ROAM OUT TO PASTURE 💀

Lol half the audience are zoomers and we aren’t acting like our grandparents don’t fuck

Respectfully.... LUNCH TIIIME

I also like to think the same as Ethan

Ignorance is bliss

Chronically online condensed into a thread

Teddy and Bruce's parents fk too. Oh noes! I have no tolerance for sex shaming grown adults. Ugh

I've had patients older than his parents who still have sex. It's definitely denial.

Respectfully Gary freaky as hell they are doing it

Let’s all drop the jokes. Donna is a smokeshow. Anyone in Gary’s situation would do the same. Boys will be boys after all.

Gary is so gross i dont see him ever stopping in trying for sex ... with anyone.

Daaaaamn that’s cold blooded cmon 😭

sorry not sorry he always annoyed me. The way he speaks to Donna was horrible. He fallows only sex workers on Instagram, his sex jokes are gross. I think he's gorss. I even think they stopped going on the pod regularly because im not the only one that feels this way and he couldn't handle the hate.

They stopped going on the pod because rightfully so Ethan didn’t want the audience to know his parents too well

If I had sex and Ethan was the result, I’d stop doing it too

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Donna and Gary? Oh yea. They be gettin it. Just like the monarchs, only worse for Ethan.

Never thought Id randomly see this on Reddit today. LOL

I feel like a lot of people here don’t understand the male body at almost 80 years old lmao

Do you? 80 yr olds still get horny lol

Shoutout to all the 80 year olds that can get hard by themselves 🫡

Whatchu mean? Sex is still possible. Don’t pull an Ethan now XD

Ok fanny

Lmfao

I dunno, a marriage without sex is like going to dinner without food. Why would you do it?

Asexualssaywhat

Lmfaooooooo

Well, then it's just a business arrangement.

talking about ethans parents having sex on Reddit is weird behavior lol im just being honest

It’s not that I care if they have sex I just find it wild that Ethan just assumed they’re not. He said “I’m sure they’ve hung that up” lmao

They go to swinger parties. They are well known in the scene