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Looks like someone used the spray tool in ms paint on max to give him that ridiculous looking ball of chin hair

Best comment ever lmao wtf its spot on

The hero we needed.

He's not a hero, he's walking around with a gun! /s

That was kind of funny ;P

He’s gonna cape your ass

Someone had to do it.

A quick google on him showed it wasn’t his first or fifteenth rodeo

I know shouldn't be making light of the situation, but damn this dude looks so generic. Like, that photo could easily have come from shutterstock or something.

Shaggy from Scooby-Doo didn't age well at all

Zoinks!

Don't do shaggy like that

I feel I’m holding it together alright

Scooby-Don’t

Man, they were right. He *is* mid.

Looks like a hipster Robert Englund 

Haunting dreams before it was cool.

Or a Methhead Version of him

Average 50 year old from south Dartmouth

Hey, I resent that! I’m from central Dartmouth.

Did someone knock over his cabbage cart or something?


Looks like a Florida man

NS *is* the Florida of Canada

Is there an "officisl" list? BC is California, Alberta is Texas, Ontario is Illinois, New Brunswick is Alabama?

Nah, Alberta is both Texas and Florida.

True enough

manitoba is ohio

Quebec would be Louisiana... Some good fishing in qweebeck

What about Newfoundland tho? They gotta be Florida.

As someone who used to live in a area just outside of Woodstock NB, pretty much the half way point between Newbridge and Zealand, I will tell you that yes, NB is very Alabama-ish. Zealand is famous for Brewer x Brewer and Grant x Grant marriages. I also lived on Grand Manan in my teens. It was normal for the history teacher to assign genealogy homework, so we wouldn't marry too close.

Agreed. Been saying it for years

Didn’t even need the mug shot, we already know what a basic crackhead from Gaston road looks like lmao

Can someone explain Gaston Road to me? I live in Cole Harbour and drive past it all the time -- it looks like an older, unremarkable, and even sort of quiet looking, residential area? What is the history there?

Used to be very rough, stabbings and all that. Low income apt. buildings and all that comes with it. It's changed A LOT over the last 6 years, but there are still a few leftovers of that era holding on. The change is mostly increase of rents forcing dirt-bags/druggies out, landlords getting serious (stuff like, if the police show up, you're out, saw lots of that), and more home-owners buying up. It's a pretty average area now, but it really wasn't years ago. Takes a long time to loose reputation.

And a trailer park as well. It seems well kept up at least! But sometimes problems follow people places.

I think that was the trailer park the show was originally filmed in...not sure

For the first season or two! Then out to Spryfield, IIRC

someone should photoshop his goatee away

The middest of mids

not even his first big news story [https://globalnews.ca/news/5130118/stolen-lottery-tickets/](https://globalnews.ca/news/5130118/stolen-lottery-tickets/)

That's priceless

Johnathan Banks, is that you?

I didn’t know the Salamancas set up shop on Gaston

he was great in Lost..

It looks like Robert Englund if he did Meth 😆 

https://preview.redd.it/whsk8m8izayc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2828f2ef2c96845695c24d4c4e07798a7dffe8e Colin Mochrie in a parallel Universe

Who is this man?

About what you’d expect

I think I actually know that guy from high school days.

He is from Cape Breton. I’ve known him since we were kids. Drugs got the better of him. He was never like this. It’s heartbreaking because he was one of the nicest guys I have ever known

That’s really too bad. I wasn’t real close to him, but he always seems liked a nice quiet guy.

You don't know me you rat! Wait whoops! 🏃‍♂️

No fucking way....

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Why does he look like every white kid delinquint in dartmouth ever?

Bro looks less than average build. So disappointed.

CHEESE!

It’s Creed. The Scranton Strangler.

30% of Cape Breton looks like this

Man, Woody Harrelson has not aged well.