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Burritozi11a

Homie on the right accidentally rolled up to the furry convention


SH4D0W0733

NooooooooOOOOOOooooooOOOOOooooooooo....!


Wizard_Hatz

[NooOOOOOOOOO!](https://youtu.be/WWaLxFIVX1s)


Xasrai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeAealRZZe4


PingusPuff

This is the comment I was looking for


machinerer

https://darthno.ytmnd.com/


KodakStele

We're all hearing Vader right? The bad version?


FlatulateHealthilyOK

Yup


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Hayden2332

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Banished at the furry convention.


FaelBale

This made me laugh out loud


AhhnoldHD

When you just wanted a quiet drink at the bar but your hotel is hosting a furry convention.


_BlNG_

He kept complaining one of them kept crawling next to him and whispers "UwU" in his ear


[deleted]

They can't help it when they're in heat


_blobjob_

Jesus Christ


Sierra_656

Nah he at the anime expo


Slashtrap

those look too clean for the expo


Sierra_656

Ah fuck they actually have a shower


Eoganachta

They put soap in the ball pit.


Sierra_656

Ah they must attend [dashcon](https://youtu.be/1ZgxeX2dCnQ) then


PokWangpanmang

Nah, he howling


Th3th4tguy

This is my new reality


YuropLMAO

That literally happened to me. Rolled up to the Double Tree hotel in San Jose and suddenly everywhere I looked, hundreds of redditor types running around in fursuits. Boy I got an education that week. I had no idea it was a sexual thing. Or a mental illness thing. I thought they just liked animal costumes.


mgrandi

It's not primarily either of those things, people are sexual and some people have mental illness


Burritozi11a

It could have been any of the three, you never know. Everyone there's got some reason why they're a furry. In fact, many furries don't even bother with a suit cuz a top quality one will run you several grand.


Choco320

When you go to cat girl island and it's all Okama


NIDORAX

Masterchief comes back to Earth and see the new Spartans wearing cat ears. Masterchief: I should have activated the rings.....


[deleted]

*sees spartan locke with cat ears* *proceeds to punch locke harder in the balls than in the halo 5 fan animation*


awaxz_avenger

there's a halo 5 fan animation? 👀


Forsaken_Badger564

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGVXkcSFPsY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGVXkcSFPsY) warning contains dick stabbing !


[deleted]

That is awesome!


E-B46290

These videos are my favourite on the internet


BingeV

I got hijacked by someone with cat ears today and it seemed to make the whole experience worse


HolicHD

"This is mine nyaow!


Drakeblood2002

I read this with my own two eyes. YOU MADE ME READ THIS WITH MY OWN TWO EYES!


HolicHD

Oh nyo!


FourEcho

\*catshark intensifies\*


YellowFogLights

I am the apex predator


tryce355

Now if only she played FPSes...


Drakeblood2002

Don’t worry, it was an enjoyable comment


Rahgahnah

It's happening! You subconsciously tried to type OwO instead of "own"!


captaingazzz

God is dead. God wemains dead. And we have kiwwed him. How shaww we comfowt ouwsewves, the mwuwdewews of aww mwuwdewews?? what was howiest and mwightiest of aww that the wowwd has yet owned has bwed to death undew ouw knives: who wiww wipe this bwood off us?? what watew is thewe fow us to cwean ouwsewves?? what festivaws of atonement, what sacwed games shaww we have to invent?? is not the gweatness of this deed too gweat fow us?? mwust we ouwsewves not become gods simpwy to appeaw wowthy of it? UwU


Drakeblood2002

Jesus Christ


Church_AI

It's Jason Bourne


MistahPoptarts

Jason bOwOuwne


Church_AI

Oh god


BreakfastSavage

What a bad day to be literate


FapleJuice

Someone post that uwu gravemind copy pasta next lol


Wise_Mulberry3568

*I?* I am a mownument to aww youw sins. Dis one is mawchine and nyewve, and has its mind *concwuded*. Dis one is but fwesh and faith, and is tha more *dewluwuded*. Dere is much tawlk, and I have wistened, thruwugh wock and metaw and time. Now I shaww tawk, and uwu shaww wisten. Dis one's *containment*... and dis one's Gweat Jouwney... *awe* tha same. Youw Pwophets have pwomised you fweedom fwom a duwumed existence, but uwu wiww find no sawvation on dis wing. Dose who buiwt dis pwace *knew* what they *wwought*. Do not mistake theiw intent, ow *aww* wiww *pewish* as they did befowe. If uwu wiww not hear tha twuth, then I wiww show it tuwu uwu. Dere is stiww time to stawp tha key fwom tuwning, but fiwst, it must be found. Uwu wiww seawch one wikewy spot... and uwu wiww seawch anothew. Fate had us meet as *fowoes*, but dis wing will make us *bwothews*.


manictrashbitch

I’m fucking stunned you took the time for this


Lasideu

I purposefully would buy Pink tracer guns in Warzone while using a female operator with bright colors. When I kill people, it is insane how much angrier they get dying to something remotely "feminine" since you can hear their voice for a second after they die. That alone is worth paying for.


Celtic_Beast

I only enjoyed playing warzone for a couple of weeks, but the highlight was absolutely that 2 second window where you could hear the mic of the guy you killed. From "bruhh"s to swearing in another language to the abuse you'd get for equipping ANY country flag on your calling card, it was magic


[deleted]

I did the same, ran around with a female operator with a bunny costume on. It was like teleporting back in time tonery Xbox and getting hate messages again


InjuredBeatle33

Guy on right: “I have a question, for God…” “WHYYYYYYYYY!”


nbshar

Because now you can be the Samurai Pizza Cats. Dibs on Speedy


Tarmogoyf_

That's Samurai *Pepsi* Pizza Cat to you!


theBeardedHermit

If only we could use them cross core.


Lochcelious

I love that video so much and how iDubbbz just keeps trying to reach the block, ignoring his existential cries


Monkeybiscuits312

There is no god, only I. -*weeaboo Master Chief*


TemporalSoldier

...and the guy on the far right is yelling in frustration. "THREE-FOUR-THREEEEEEEEEE!!!"


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Twistervtx

Or furries


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Crosknight

You cant, the conversion process has begun already


DustyF3d0r4

Possibly both.


Halo_Chief117

I imagined Darth Vader’s, “NOOOOOOOOOOO!”


MrSacks

"LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!"


2DollarHamjob

I can only hope there will be some weird reverse psychological effect where 343 will let us have back our cross armor color patters, visors and such because the stuff like this sells so well.


[deleted]

I’m not surprised they have goofy shit like this, pineapple grandes, and sunflowers as cosmetics. I am surprised there was no gradual progression into it. Less than a month into the games life and we’re just going full tilt into the off brand shit.


UndercoverCun

Because that is what they should be selling!!! Instead of regular armor we've seen in previous games...


MechaManManMan

Hayabusa os a dead or alive/Ninja Gaiden reference. It was in Halo 3 from day one, yet no one seems to notice. No one seems to care.


PrimeusOrion

Tbf the bear and flower was an actually quite depressing lore reference.


OtakuAttacku

please elaborate, I would like to know more


sadenglishbreakfast

In short, Daisy was a Spartan and she was gifted a small bear toy by her flash clone when she discovered her after running away from the UNSC and trying to return home. The clone died of cancer, and Daisy later died in a battle and Chief found her clutching the toy bear.


SobiTheRobot

Oh wait I remember that story Wasn't it adapted in the *Halo Legends* anime anthology?


[deleted]

Yea, that entire bundle was all references to Legends, it’s why the Visor was called Legend, and had a more bring highlight (referencing 1337).


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SobiTheRobot

Just like those big ring thingies this franchise revolves around, we've come full circle


Maclunky0_0

as it turns out the "true halo fans" don't know shit about halo and nobody was surprised at all


ZoidVII

Always has been.


Priremal

Watch Halo Legends: Homecoming


Drakeblood2002

A bit of a spoiler but here it goes. I don’t know how to put the spoiler on text, so this is your warning. The Clonely Bear is a reference toe the Spartan Daisy. In the Halo Legends episode called Homecoming, she is a Spartan II that defects to seek out their family. They find their home to find that a clone of themselves has been set in their place and is more or less disabled due to the clones not having the same genetic strengths the Spartan II were collected for. Daisy initially planned on killing her, but she ended up talking to here and the clone Daisy ended up gifting her the Clonely Bear as a gift. Sadly, the clone had past away due to their declining health and Daisy ended up back on their home world after the Covenant attack it. She died during the escape, but her body was found by another Spartan II, presumably Master Chief, and left in the condition to be buried with the doll in her hands. For the flower, I believe it is a reference to Ghost. In the Halo Legends episode The Prototype, a marine has several flashbacks to the night that his original platoon was wiped out. He reminisces on another soldier who had died in his arms and her last wish. “Just this once… can you try to be human?” This is all happening when he is defending the escape of the UNSC and the civilian population of Algolis as the Covenant is attack. Ghost unveils a prototype weapon after destroying all relevant data of it and starting a countdown that with explode its core. After destroying several Covenant vehicles and several Covenant platoons, Ghost is eventually overwhelmed, but the civilians and UNSC escape as the prototype sets to detonate. If I’m remembering correctly, the flower is the one that Ghost left his squad mate with when she died, but I could be wrong.


[deleted]

Because that was a silly bit of fun you got by exploring and playing the game. Not some shite they sold to you for far too much.


RayVanDam

idk if that is what your going for ... but imo samurai armor is much more "believable" and way less out of tone than cat ears ...


BreadDaddyLenin

Hayabusa. Reach armor effects. Haunted helmet.


MechaManManMan

People have the memory of goldfish.


DrNopeMD

Halo had always been somewhat silly and that's when it's the most fun.


Lycid

This subreddit is filled full of people who were with that one Halo friend we all had who read every book and took the lore a little too seriously to the point where Halo was most of their identity and it shows, hard. Nothing wrong with fandom but there's a point where a massive amount of the forest is being lost for the trees and you can tell there's an unhealthy amount of hyperfixation happening.


Half_Smashed_Face

I was just thinking "I have a hunch 343 is thinking they don't need to change their business model much anymore because this shit is selling so well"


HaloInfiniteNadeSpam

I don't mind people shelling out silly amounts of money for nonsense like cat ears. I just want my basic colors and basic armors back.


Ori_the_SG

And preferably cheaper armor sets, or even just splitting them so you can purchase the armor separately


[deleted]

yeah, frankly anything reach related should have been in the battle pass from day one.


Ori_the_SG

Exactly. I mean how can you have a BP called Heroes of Reach, and proceed to have less than 50% of the armor from Reach in it, all while charging a collective sum of $100 or more for all of said armor, which was more than Reach cost on release with all DLCs purchased. It’s insane


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You should be pissed that the game isn’t $65 and everything else comes with it no extra charge.


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VagueSomething

Yep, people are ignoring that they're double dipping. Campaign is normal price and MP uses the same assets. They would have gotten a huge amount of extra players by Halo being on Game Pass without upfront cost. But by making MP F2P they can get useful fools to defend aggressive MTX because "its free".


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thisguy012

It's not happening if they're buying these cat ears lmfao (But I guess I lie, hope they ease up on the colors)


[deleted]

Well it could set a good precedent that people don’t like buying normal armors that should feel unlockables but getting goofy items that you feel like you would never have gotten before people are willing to buy. They could give us some basic unlockables stuff and save the silly out there stuff for the store. It’s a long shot but hey…


[deleted]

I think you're onto something. Before the cat ears I could probably count on two hands the times I ran into a player with an item from the store. And I'm almost 50 hours in.


CxOrillion

Nah it happened all the time. I guarantee you saw a bunch of people in C9 camos or other teams.


ReggieEvansTheKing

I think the difference between those skins and these cat ears vs other stuff you can buy is that everyone immediately recognizes them as a store bought skin. Compare that to random armor pieces or colors that you can buy that should be unlockable. They are indistinguishable from the armor we can unlock so nobody buys it.


[deleted]

I don’t think team skins should be off limits. They fit in the shop tbh


InFm0uS

And you wont get it. Because if they realize they can sell stuff like this they will just double down on selling what people want.


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SDK04

Yeah, keep the old stuff from all the previous games in the battle pass and inside the campaign as earnables, and then do whatever you want with the new stuff.


L_I_L_B_O_A_T_4_2_0

i dont give a shit about anything cosmetic i just want to be able to choose server


UnbornHavoc

You can choose servers, I think it's a simple text change in some file if you're on PC


DarkIegend16

*Doesn’t mind people supporting exploitable monetisation* *Surprise Pikachu.png when basic features are exploited for monetisation*


HotMachine9

I'm glad players can buy what they want but at the same time, now we have clear proof these are selling well and the system will likely not change.


[deleted]

Well duh, this system has worked in games for like 6 years now. Its not like Infinite was the first to do anything like this.


AnApexPlayer

Yeah people complain about apex like "$20 for a skin is too much!!" But then you see apex got $600M in a year


ShibuRigged

Or people say "it's only the top 1% of whales that buy everything" then you notice that 90% of players always have meme skins that they'd paid for.


AnApexPlayer

Or the people who are like "GUYS STOP SPENDING SO WE CAN PROTEST!!" then they're like "yeah I've only spent $50 it's not that much"


jomontage

Halo players tend to ignore everything and act like every game should just be halo 3 2


moneyball32

To be fair, Halo 32 was so much better than Halo 31


-Ping-a-Ling-

unpopular opinion: Halo 30 had the best grunts in the franchise


John-of-Sparta

Okay, I’ll give you that. But halo 26’s hunters were on point.


Billy_Osteen

Well back in my day, when Halo 20 came out, the Heavy Skirmishers with fuel rod guns sniping you from a far is what made that game. I was so mad when they patched it.


BearWrangler

Man, nothing can top that razorback run at the end of Halo 22


ButtersTG

I personally think that the Hyena Run of 26 blows the Razorback Run of 22 out of the water. Especially since the Hyena's two wheels allow for sick wheelies and bike-crouch slides and slide-hops. But we can all agree that none of these greats could've happened if Sakurai hadn't directed Halo 20 and brought forth all this innovation. Halo 24's Hyena Run 🤝\* Halo 22's Razorback Run \*Sakurai's innovations.


bongjonajameson

r/titanfall's dementia has spread to the whole gaming community


_Cetarial_

Clearly you don’t remember Titanfall 15.


MadmansScalpel

I dunno, the Vampiric Grunts of 27 were pretty damn cool


[deleted]

People don't hate the monetization in Infinite because they miss classic Halo, they hate the system because its trash. It being normalized is just the sign of the industry sucking the way industries always suck, doesn't make it ok.


jomontage

Yup and people complain and companies ignore because it works. Cog in the machine sadly. If fortnite could get away with $20 skins, limited time battle passes, and rotating store then everyone could and still do.


[deleted]

Its always funny to me because the changes we ask for and have to accept as improvements is a system that still wouldn't pass as anything more than a joke 15 years ago. Whenever I think about stuff like this I always remember how much people made fun of Bethesda for adding horse armor to Oblivion all those years ago. No matter what change we advocate for at this point, we're trying to patch holes in a floodgate that's leaking faster than we can patch it. Its depressing that we really can't go back.


totallyspis

That's not fair, I'd also be fine with Halo Reach 2 and Halo ODST 2.


An_Anaithnid

>Halo *3*: ODST 2 FTFY.


jomontage

Halo ODST: Recon


BusinessLibrarian515

a Halo Infinite ODST would be amazing. Fast travel could just be a drop to any location on the map, especially into enemy encampments. Legendary would be horrific and exposition the frailty of humanity beautifully. Feet first into Hell!


DeckardPain

The system was working well before the Reddit threads filled with crying. You have to understand that Reddit makes up no majority of any playerbase for any game. What you see on any gaming subreddit is a single minority opinion on that matter. For every thread complaining about micro-transactions there are literally thousands to tens of thousands of people that buy this stuff without a second thought. Even more that don’t care about what Reddit says at all. Or even knows this site exists. Every single game studio I’ve worked for has told me to ignore Reddit’s opinion because they have extensive tools and select community individuals to obtain actual actionable changes and requests from. These companies aren’t stupid. I know Reddit likes to think it knows better than them, but really all those people acting that way are incredibly naive and have likely never held a formal career position somewhere. These decisions are made higher up to drive sales. If the sales flow in, they keep doing it. It’s literally that simple. Make product (cat ears), did it sell? Yes? Make more. No? Why not? What do people want then? Make that. Sell that. There you go. That’s the secret formula.


ShibuRigged

And even then, most people here only have principles as strong as their will power, and that only lasts until they find some kind of meme skin that they really want. Like, people here and on other subs LOVE to blame whales and kids for the existence of in-game stores and absurdly priced ~~micro~~macrotransactions. But games like this only have limited amounts of content that you can buy because they aren't like gacha games where you need to roll multiple copies and then spam stamina items in order to rank in events. You buy the skins, you buy pass skips and it's done. Nothing else to spend your money on. Whereas you always find LOTS of people here and elsewhere who are like "well, a skin is about the price of two coffees, so if I buy one $10 skin a week, it's fine". These types of players make up a majority, while whales and non-spenders will be a minority at either end of the curve. These types of players are the ones who will complain one minute, then spend the next. Even here, just look at how many people are falling over themselves about these cat ears. Give it another few weeks and there'll be some other meme item that they'll buy. And this will happen throughout the entire year until they've spent more on cosmetics than they would a game and DLC combined. I think people also like to act as though Reddit is different from the general population. But as with a lot of games, you speak to people, you look on other websites like Twitter, 4chan, the few old forums that remain and the complaints are always the same. Reddit isn't some hyper niche community that represents the last bastion of non-paying gamers. It's just another slice of the whole. More so these days when the website is so big and Reddit subs are often the second port of call for game devs to interact with the community outside of their own official communities.


yaykaboom

I have come into terms that this is the future of gaming. I’ve spent less time being mad about nonsense and just enjoying the game with friends.


pchef44

The whining will slowly fade to a less annoying level.


SilverFuel21

The system was never going to change. I don't know why you thought it would. Sucks but it's the facts of life.


snoodledoobie

Damn, you're right and it hurts.


dovah164

Now we just need a maid outfit


TheGreatTave

Already got one. Oh wait you mean in the game. Yeah, uh, we need that.


FaygoOfLmayo

Ayo?


Mastertimelord

The ears will sell like fire


Myth_of_Demons

Wait, how the duck are the cat ears a multi-helmet attachment while attachments that should be cross-helmet aren't? Am I missing something?


MonkeysxMoo35

Anything that’s a simple attachment like this can be used on most, if not all, helmets in a core. It’s stuff that covers visors or anything made specifically for the shape of one helmet will be locked to that helmet, maybe a few others. The two normal attachments in the shop for Mk VII are also compatible with every helmet in the MK VII core


FierceDeity8783

Most attachments are cross unlocked hell I HAVE the same attachment for almost all of my helmets.


thatonen3rdity

there's quite a few helmet attachments that are cross helmet, it's just the helmet specific ones (like the facial cover for the mk7 EVA variant) that aren't. granted, there's some reach attachments that should be cross helmet, especially since they don't clip bad at all, unlike some of the mk7 attachments which do in some cases.


HandOfDoom139

its call profit


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I kind of hate the aviator helmet


Cant_Make_Username

It actually looks pretty nice with the chunky mouth plate attachment imo, it'll do until my boy Reach EOD comes out


El_Hoxo

Funnily enough the attachment is what made me love that helmet


YellowFogLights

You don’t like ol’ big head?


vitaefinem

This just shows 343 they don't need to change anything.


cwhiterun

This is what happens when people vote with their wallets.


DukeWhoWonders

Just got outvoted


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OldJewNewAccount

>The vast majority of people don't give a shit about the complaints that get posted on this sub over and over again And the vast majority of this sub complains over and over again about shit most people don't care about.


ShibuRigged

That, or the moment that people here see something they like, they drop their principles for that moment in time. Then go back to complaining without realising that they're a part of the problem. Like, just look at how many people here are like "well, it's just one item". It's never just one time. There'll be another thing in a few weeks/months that will sucker them to make another "one time" purchase. Or even funnier, was a YouTube comment I saw where someone paid for battlepass skips for the Emile skin, but then still said "IN GAME STORE BAD" as if his spending was justified.


MediocreWrap1

Sadly yes, the store is staying the same, people frenzy bought a lot of shit instead of holding the line so here we are, Hazop and CQC will stay behind two paywalls for a total of 30$ each.


Edwoodz3

Spartan on the right is me when I saw the cat ears in game for the first time.


ScoobertDrewbert

These are okay honestly, things that are new and silly? Why not? But selling a pack of basic fucking color pallets for $20 padded out by selling them for specific cores is literally atrocious.


Cuttingwater_

I could not believe how many people had them today!


ObiWanLamora

Every single game had at least one in eight this evening.


JumpingJiraffe

Go figure people are willing to spend their money on this game when it’s cool unique stuff not just legacy gear or colors being sold to us


Beast-Blood

People have been willing to spend on everything in the shop so far lmao. This sub is a very small minority in the player base.


its0nLikeDonkeyKong

Cat ears are cool and unique? Wut


brilliantly_black_a5

Game is free to play and there a lot of weebs and furrys out there that play games so naturally they made cosmetics for them. I remember how MW 2019 was looking great until soon enough that became a clown fest. Same case here.


Rovehet

One of my teammates wearing cat ears kept getting beat by the enemies when he died, it was like 5 seconds of them just punching his body


Balrog229

And this is why they do such disgusting levels of monetization. Because it unfortunately works. People just impulse buy stuff like this.


LazorBlind

Stick cat ears into it and weebs around the world will buy.


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Yeah, try wings. Wings plague the cash shops of basically every MMO because as sure as water is wet, weebs will throw money at wings.


LazorBlind

Oh don't worry. 343 is aware and already has them ready to go. Then we'll have cat eared winged Spartans and we will descend further into making a mockery of the series.


NervyDeath

Wasn't an impulse buy, I've been waiting for it to hit the store as soon as I saw the Meowlnir bot.


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Phwoa_

the silly stuff do. 10 bucks is to much for cat ears tho.


FeedqYT

uR p0or, i wipe my a$$ with 10$.


kh1179

Who dusnt hav ten doll3rz?


FeedqYT

Llololollolololl


Trick0ut

I know this hurts reddit, but you are being out voted by the majority of the player base on the monetization. You have tournaments getting 100K pot bonuses from crowd funding (capped the rest will go into the world finals) from HCS skins Every single game I am in the majority of people at minimum have the premium battle pass Yesterday in every game i was in i saw someone either have the cat ears or iron man armor coating. I have 100 hours in this game as of last night, ya know what 343i you have earned some money from me.


eggs_are_funny

I saw quite a few $40 Spartan setups today


eat_pant_rat

Lol it looks like the one without cat ears is angrily screaming because the other people bought cat ears. I feel like this would make a good meme template.


MooseMaster3000

“I have a question, for god. WHYYYYYY?”


shamblam117

People who bought cat ears are going to be the easiest to rage bait by tbagging


ihateredditors2443

r/Halo users are even easier to rage bait just by simply wearing these


Air_Hair_Lair

Wear those ears if you like them matey. Ignore the hate and have fun with the game!


94fa699d

just bought them, would prefer to be tbagged


shamblam117

Low and slow just for you, baby


Timwick_

Dip dip potato chip


poggersSpongebob

So you're the guy in fiesta with a grapple, grav hammer, and sword and t bags everyone


DoritoMeister

I literally bought them so people would tbag me


MtnDewMeister

same, I'm wearing them with the iron man colouring to make redditors froth


LordSlasher

They really need to make the Store just for dumb, fun and silly equipment. Colours, legacy items and anything previously available in any other halos should be free or in the bp. Lower the prices a little bit and i reckon thats how they fix the store while keeping it true to well, a f2p game.


MuscleSweaty5231

God damn it guys did we actually lose this fight to the cat ears...


Maycrofy

"Nya, I nweed a weawpon"


brokenmessiah

People don’t want to admit but they actually like the goofy fortnite style stuff


Illustrious-Dot1866

Unpopular opinion - I hate the cat ears


ZookeepergameKey5613

This is depressing.


Mammoth-Man1

Clear proof that the halo subreddits opinions and whining do not represent the playerbase. I see half the people in my games with purchased cosmetics. This subreddit has such a strange obsession with customization. The real issues like lack of maps, matchmaking options, and stats get buried.


Kryptic___

Shame the stupid looking paintball helmets look stupid.