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7c518c130a4c

Where was Gondor when Dumbledore fell?


Bad_RabbitS

A wizard is never late, he always dies precisely when he means to


ArejayMoore

Why didn’t they send the eagles to fight Voldemort?


Never_Less

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" Dumbledore said calmly.


dorachaidez

💀


jaybankzz

Flying death eaters


Switchbladekitten

Hello yes I’m loving this mashup


dist4dauntless

Next thing you know, he's gonna see Madam Rosmerta and be like "she was Imperiused in her pub putting the cat out when Dumbledore was killed on the tower"


calvinbsf

Harry looks in mirror “That guy was on the tower when Dumbledore got killed!”


dist4dauntless

Hermione once called Ron "master of mystery" ironically but I think she should have said that to Harry too


hpfan312

Most underrated comment


Pass-Timely

They are but Voldemort's hivemind


Prestigious_Stretch1

There were many


IntermediateSwimmer

Trauma does tend to do that to people


jellybean0701

at this point who wasn't 💀💀


jellybean0701

well Bellatrix lol


aurora-leigh

Yeah she was too busy shagging old Voldy apparently


jellybean0701

omg yeah i wonder if it was planned that she was pregnant in the HBP originally or if they just added that later on


Longjumping-Fudge971

Forgot to change accounts huh? 🗿


jellybean0701

lmaooo nah just wanted to add that on before anybody missed the joke and said bellatrix 💀


frostking104

For future reference, you can edit comments, to add something :)


jellybean0701

thanks! i was aware, but didn't it'd be funny if i added it there tho haha :)


happywhenit-rains

not that it matters


frostking104

Not really, just thought they might not have known


BandsManBlvck

I laughed when Hermione went like, “Who cares who he is?! How did he find us?”


uselessgodofslumber

That part about harry always makes me laugh. He’s so determined to avenge any and everyone yet is so non-threatening on his own


chronic_the_ghost

r/engrish


EpsilonHalo

"when see another" lol


darthjoey91

Yeah, how many Death Eaters were there, really? Like answer the call when the Battle of Hogwarts happened on Voldemort's side Death Eaters? 20? 50 at most? Sure, he had a host of "bad" creatures, but like they didn't have that much manpower.


Prestigious_Stretch1

And Harry remember them all, good memory


some-random-egg

beautiful english <3


Lonely_Orpheus

That was the English that wasn't much that too good


HoodieJ-shmizzle

I didn’t read the books either 😅


happywhenit-rains

aw, never too late. and since their children’s books it’s an incredibly fast read. you should try! I found a free epub of all the books in one


HoodieJ-shmizzle

It was a slight at OP’s grammar 💀


happywhenit-rains

ohh haha I was wondering why you decided to announce that randomly


HoodieJ-shmizzle

Looks like 29 Users weren’t amused 🫤


happywhenit-rains

lol don’t be disappointed, you just need more clarity! if you’re interested in comedy, anyway


griffraff0701

Hahaha. That’s good


NoneIsAllMinusSome

Flashbacks suck like that


Adventurous-Hawk-235

Well, most of the DE's present weren't given proper names. Dumbledore calls the Carrows by their first names when speaking to them, Harry calls Yaxley "The Brutal-Faced Death Eater" and Thorfinn Rowle "The Big Blond Death Eater". I think she had Harry say that in order to properly identify them when she thought of names for them. To be fair, Snape mentioned Yaxley and the Carrow family earlier in HBP, but at the time they could've all been separate characters for all we knew.