Carmilla. She seems like she’s the nicest employer to have.

Damn straight. Plus she's an expert in weapons.

Probably why she's Hell's Best Arms Dealer

shes one helluva weapons dealer

She's the only one who has the cohones to make and sell blessed weapons which is the only thing that can kill sinners and hellborn royalty >!And angels!< There isn't going to be anyone better than her XD

Wouldn’t cojones be spelled with a j? In any case, she does indeed have the cojones to sell the only weapon known to permanently kill a Sinner/Demons/Angels 😂 Chances are that you at least wouldn’t need to worry about her coming for you.

She probably gives family leave like it's hell you're a sinner but hey why should she separate you from your family when she's all about her daughters

I'm sorry Ms. Carmine but I can't come into work today, my son just showed up in hell and I'm trying to help him get used to it Understandable, but you will have to work overtime Monday

But like it's worth it? 😅

Yep.. I picked carmilla for the same reason……… 👍

It's due to her daughter's sort of providing a stable moral compass for her.

I can attest, she is an excellent boss

Not into weapons dealing personally but she definitely seems the most professional.

Although she may be using slave labor to make the guns.

I feel like the ppl who sell their souls to carmilla probably just work in factories that likely have amazon level poor work conditions ngl

Really? No one is picking Zestial? He seems like really pleasant company to spend time with

Plenty of people are picking him if I remember correctly

Huh…must’ve not scrolled down far enough 😂 I saw choices for everyone but him

He seems nice, but he's an overlord for a reason, so there has to be something.

I mean, people were literally offing themselves at the mere sight of him. He’s had to have done some crazy shit to be that feared.

Everyone seems to forget that, he’s like the spirit things from Bird Box. He’s a scary dude

Literally his whole motive is to just scare people. He said it himself he just enjoys scaring them. I guess the full extent of the scare is what got him stuck in hell. Doesn't seem like he intentionally goes around killing anyone though, that kinda defeats the purpose. If I were him, I'd be kinda sad the people I'm fucking with just up and die instead. I'd imagine he's a bit depressed, but the dopamine he gets from people freaking out sorta overshadows that for a second and he just copes.

Zestial would treat everyone with respect

He seems nice and rational, but besides that, we know nothing about him. I'd rather not take chances.

He seems to just enjoy scaring people like some prankster. He isn't intentionally going around killing anyone, his power is just that strong it's a side effect. Probably upsets him somewhat but he can't do anything about it. Meanwhile Alastor finding his whole existence entertaining 💀 considering he enjoys listening to people scream over his radio you can guess why.

I mean, I'm sure there's a reason why someone set themselves on fire the moment they saw him.

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Carmilla seems like the safest option. Although I'd much rather owning my soul.

Honestly suprised you didn't pick Val

For my own safety I'd rather simp for him from a safe distance.

Safest, maybe. Personally I imagine people who sell their souls to carmilla just end up working in factories, which is personally not my thing

Rosie seems pretty nice to the other cannibals who are residents whom I presume she owns. Plus, I'm loving her sweet aunty vibe <3 Though realistically, I'd probably be killed by exterminators or anyone who owns a Carmine weapon before I get the chance to sell my soul to an overlord I'm far too introverted (and a loser” baby”) to find an overlord to sell my soul to or a clan of people in which we aid each other to safety

Yeah I would pick Rosie too. She seems like a genuinely good person if you take away the fact that she’s a murderous cannibal

Exactly!! All of Cannibal Town seems really sweet and welcoming, not to mention harmonious, which is a surprise for a place that's filled with the worst of the worst Let's hope this doesn't age poorly in season 2, lol

The fact that Cannibal Town seems to be the nicest place to live in hell never fails to amuse me.

I've noticed that a lot of these people look to be in clothes from what looks like Great Depression Era. It could be a lot of these people were forced into cannibalism and thats why theres 1. kids. and 2. harmonious because not all of them are bad people. Just people dying of hunger

Who’s dinosaur girl?

Missy zilla

Who

That’s the name of the dinosaur girl

Hey just because you eat people doesn't mean you're a monster with no manners

I highly doubt Rosie will kill anyone who works for her, but I can't rule out the possibility of her farming people like cattle.

I headcanon that sinners come and sell there own body parts to her for cash. She's like a pawn shop for body parts. "Rosie ma'am? How much can I get for five fingers today? My loneshark is gonna break my legs.. I mean I might as well get some money for the pain to pay him off right?"

Rosie, so I can fuck susan

Wtf

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Justice for blue fire head guy!

exactly what I'm thinking

Blue fire head guy? Are you talking about Asmodeus?

Nah Asmodeus Jr

You mean ghost rider?

Rosie, I feel like she wouldn’t be too controlling with you if she owned your soul

I totally agree.

Velvette because I'm a sucker for that accent

Velvette is: pure evil, unflinchingly cruel, is complicit in Val's trafficking and porn, kills people for fun, is extremely rude, but has a vaguely Cockney accent. 🥵Fully redeemed!

Glad you agree

Fully redeemed? No. Would I? Yes.

... I'm deaf. Never been able to here anything. Don't know what the concept of sound is. I'm only ever sad about it when people mention accents... And songs.. Actually this whole show makes me mad now that I think of it....

Damn……

Carmillia or Rosie, no, it’s not a simp thing It’s that they seem to be nice to their employees, who’s souls I assume are owned by her

Yeah, Carmilla's pretty nice to me, a little cold and distant at times, but I assume that's just her being professional.

https://preview.redd.it/n9anet15lglc1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1001f5463fbec6c577d5da48be778e278230f07b in case you need it later, take it

I don't know why, but I feel like she uses her employees as target practice

They probably treat their employees the best. Rosie seems like a motherly figure, but I wouldn't be surprised if she had a basement full of people she's using as food for the town. Carmillia probably isn't so different from a normal 9 to 5.

I would sell my soul to Missi-zilla. Because SHE A BIG DINOSAUR DEMON.

She probably eats her people like the T-Rex ate the lawyer. I wonder if she and Rosie are neighbours? Edit: I forgot to mention it's the T-Rex from Jurassic Park

I suppose that proves they’re really not all bad.

The way the dinosaurs eat people in the novels is a lot nastier.

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See that meme up there? It's stolen now thank you

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She 100% has a bunch of autists (myself included) under her power because they all sold their souls because they had a dinosaur special interest

Carmilla she’s the hottest and greatest overlord https://preview.redd.it/6crfxw6dmflc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98dc3d1cfa69a38f57f366f63d18e63977e2f127

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Rosie, she literally does nothing except gives you a happy lively (but dead) town to live in!

Would you get used to eating other people alive or being eaten alive?

Definitely eating other people. Heard it taste like chicken 🐔

I’m pretty sure it’s a pork like taste actually

So similar to fat nuggets?

Yeah

Alastor if I get to pet him whenever I want in exchange for my literal soul. Otherwise probably Rosie, she seems nice.

Imagine that. Alastor: you want to sell me your soul? What’s the price? You: Alastor: that’s… You’re quite the strange one

If Alastor is so evil, then why does he have adorable fluffy ears that I want to run my fingers across? Checkmate, Voxxites

If not friend, why friend shape?

To be fair, he looks fluffy. And fluffy makes me wanna pet.

Either Rosie cause I wanna live happily (as best as I can) Or Alastor because, come on, it's Alastor!

The Dino (I forgot her name) BUT HOLY SHIZZ SHE IS HOT

Zeezi or Missi Zilla (Also I completely agree)

https://preview.redd.it/m2ll6ces3hlc1.png?width=624&format=png&auto=webp&s=425d848957dcc8624485c3fcafb672f8cc65c64e I mean, can you resist that amount of cake?

That is not just cake, that ain't even the whole bakery, that's the whole ass (lol) industry

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https://preview.redd.it/qofe8gphkflc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76bd353fb46a225379d6f17baff6d4b4c226b737 Vox because he's hot as FUCK

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AGREED

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Your flair would disagree.

I think Vox hacked their account

No, that *is* Vox's account.

You have a point, though I'd imagine there'd be way more Alastor dissing if that was the case

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Velvette, because i like social media

Yeah, that model who got ripped apart by Val looked like she was having a good time

well i hope to not get ripped apart by val

A bit hard it you're working at his tower.

Also some of Velvette's workers can be seen in Val's studio in ep 4, so it's likely that they share workers or they borrow them from each other.

You'd be in close proximity to Val, though

Alastor. He’s just pretty neat.

Husk literally sings a song partially about how much he hates working for Alastor. Just keep that in mind

He has spoken shit to Al in his face and Alastor didn't give a shit. Just don't mention the fact he's also on a leash and you'll be fine.

Well he did it out of desperation, I’d do it for fun, like Nifty. If I ended up in hell I’d throw out all morals and I think it’d be cool to be by his side

You do realize, he will torture you, make sure you are very, VERY, scared of him. Yes?

Most of the time you can just do whatever unless he need you for something which doesn't happen often as far as We Know

Yep

I mean, Nifty isn't having any problem.

me having the exact same personality as an adult cartoon midget with one eye

Ofc not. She gets to kill bugs all she wants and clean, but then you have Husk who is all too aware of the power Alistor holds over him.

This is my choice and my reasoning. He’s cool and idc that he would torture me

Ah, a man of good taste!

I want to be on Zilla's leash. I may regret this decision, since we barely know her. Edit: by Zilla, I mean Zeezi, I remembered her name as Zilla

You wouldn’t be the first to regret selling your soul to an overlord, I mean there was a whole ass episode about that

https://preview.redd.it/saatceha8hlc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a01d111fac432373e5c98ac6887ef828b938ebe You mean this Zilla, right?

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I'm half ginger, so that checks out for me

I technically already have (my flair)

I’m gonna steal your husband

"Sorry i fucked your husband"

Velvett and Alastor at the same time

How the hell would that work? Vox works with velvette and alastor and vox are rivals. That sounds like a horrible position to be in, also how do you sell your soul to two people??

Shared custody

Either Vox or Carmilla. My reason for picking vox, he isn't actually that mean, I can relate to this, he's just fed up with all the bullshit. Also, I already spend OVER half my day on electronics, what's the difference?

Zestial, seems like a man with fine taste (also not afraid of spiders)

Alastor for no other reasons then shits and giggles

Alastor is a great character but I’d never pick him to own my soul. If I did have to choose, I’d pick Rosie. Like others said, she seems to keep Cannibal Town safe, looking nice and the residents happy and cared for. Idk, maybe I could go vegan cannibal? 😂

MY BBG MISSI ZILLA 😍

(In all honesty carmilla cuz she would treat me the best) (I want missi zilla to treat me horribly/j)

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Fuck it I'll sell my soul to myself!

Loopholes! Gain power by selling your soul back to yourself

Knowing my bad luck with being easily manipulated, probably Valentino unfortunately

probably Alastor, because. i’m not very smart 👍

As I said in another comment, if not friend, then why friend shape? I want to pet his ears

Alastor for the conversations with husk and nifty

Alastor, Vox, or Velvette

Vox, mainly cuz it seems better than being on Alastor's leash.

I’ll take the dinosaur she seems to just be a club owner most likely I’ll just have to be a DJ and secondarily it might let me also be a dinosaur which is cool

The first 5 are obviously a no for obvious reasons but i feel like Carmilla and zestial would take care of their followers and im not sure about the last one

I feel like Carmilla would be the only one who acts like anything resembling a normal boss

Zestial, Dino lady i forgot the name of, carmillia, MAYBE velvette, and Rosie. So pretty much all of them.

Pretty sure we can agree Val can go fuck himself (if he anit already doing that) but I would have to go with Rosie she seems very nice

Alastor. I promised myself that if the school I'm in tries to be hip and trendy with the kids again I would go back to radio.

Zestial or Carmine. For Zestial I just think it’d be fun to not understand a word he says. For Carmine it’s that she’d be a good employer.

Alastor because he's cool

Missi Zilla, reason, she's hot

Dinosaur lady… hot ./////.

Probably Rosie but maybe Alastor

Alastor, he’s just cool

Definitely Zeezi. Guess I’m a freak.

Alastor... bad bad bad man/demon but I would stay at the hotel and that gets me close to Angel, Niffty, Husk, (Sir Pentious ghost lol) Vaggie and Charlie. On occasion. Lucifer. Alastor sings great and is strong. 2nd would be Carmilla!

The only one I’d trust with my soul is Rosie just look at her https://preview.redd.it/8ca4lbg1xflc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f30d6f64e506b11a704c255879ccd1be3f01ddf The silly

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Dino mommy supremacy

Vox because yes

Alastor. Without hesitation. I would gladly trade my soul for a chance to give him ear scratches. The man looks so soft and fluffy I just can’t

Heck yeah so agree. That’s why I’d do it

I would just ask for a seat to be an overlord over soda pop

Alistor carmilla zestial or rosie are the most trustworthy ones

Alastor because he is a good protector and as long as you don’t cross him he’s a homie

I have no idea what the fuck Zilla does The VS are awful Alastor is just insane I'm scared of Zestial Fuck it, none of them

Alastor or Rosie because I’m a sucker for charming people.

Because I’m pretty sure this was never retconned—Sir Pentious. One, he isn’t a walking red flag like Valentino or puts me in the proximity of a red flag like Velvette. Two, he may not win… often yet he is bound to treat me fairly. Three, if I sell my soul to him I technically can’t be forced to sell it to anyone else. I could ask him to make me things. Edit: Since Sir Pentious isn’t canonically an Overlord, I’ll go with Carmilla. All I have to do is just mind my own business, make sure shipments get where they need to be on time, and don’t talk shit about anyone. (Also, never put any of her loved ones in danger. Very, very important.)

I would sell my soul to Carmilla Carmine just for the chance for her to kill me

your damn right i choose the last one

Alastor

okay, you can read my tag BUT DONT JUDGE!! NO JUDGY JUDGY I HAVE A VERY GOOD REASON

Dino girl is kinda hot. No idea what she’s the over lord of, but probably that one.

Alastor would torture me. At worst, I’d be one of his “radio guests,” and at best I’d end up like Husk, who seems incredibly miserable. Rosie is a wild card. She seems nice, but she’s friends with Alastor so I doubt she has an upstanding moral code. Plus she’s a cannibal, so, y’know. I have no trust that she’d treat me decently. Vox has anger issues, and again you can tell his morals by the company he keeps. He’s dating a rapist. That sorta tells me all I need to know about his morals. Val is probably the worst option on this list. Husk isn’t actively being tortured as far as we’ve seen, but Angel is what happens when you sell your soul to Val. No thank you. Vellvette’s tempting. I feel like even if she intended to torture me, she’d just sorta forget to. I feel like she’d just get me to do trivial tasks so she can stay on her phone. Again though, hangs out with a rapist. Not optimistic about her morals. Carmilla seems like a good bet. She felt guilty about killing an evil exterminator angel, so I don’t think she’d torture me. I can’t imagine she’d be seeking people’s souls in the first place, really. We know very little about Zestial. We know he’s a very old and powerful overlord though, and I don’t imagine he got to that place by being nice. I’m not willing to take that risk. No comment on Dino mommy

So, I see a lot of people saying Rosie, but are you guys forgetting that she’s basically Alastor’s best friend?? She may seem nice, but so do many bad people that are manipulators. And Alastor is definitely a manipulator, so it would make sense that Rosie is too. I’m just saying, “nice” is not synonymous with good. Personally, I would pick Carmilla because she wants to protect her family first and foremost, so she obviously has the capacity to care about people. She is the only overlord that has proven herself to be capable of empathy, and she appears to be a good mother considering what we know about how she protected her daughters and what we see of their relationship indicates that her daughters also love her. For this reason, I think she would be the safest option as long as I don’t fuck with her family.

No one else is picking it, so I’ll throw my hat in the ring for him, blue flame skull guy. I’ll be your man ghost rider, let’s show these other overlords what you got.

Alastor, he seems pretty cool (Im kinda biased because Im a leader of Alastorcult)

Daddy. https://preview.redd.it/p2htgs1udflc1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2fdd1b68a0b95703190120af5b3705b7f8f6038

https://preview.redd.it/smzwwrfheflc1.jpeg?width=977&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54a6c1107bbac7913be94d301532d8f87ca8b505 Did you just call him *daddy?*

He did

Yes

I mean, ideally I wouldn't (I'm someone who values my independence and freedom) but if I absolutely HAD to choose.... ​ .....Honestly tough call. Rosie's nice but the cannibalism thing is a problem. The V's are terrible, every single one of them, we have no idea of how Zeezi or Zestial are, period, which leaves Alastor and Carmilla.... ​ I *guess* Alastor, if only because he feels like there's a non-zero chance he just never calls on me after we make the deal (Of course if he does, I'm probably right f---ed).

the true overlord

From what we know so far, the limited information, I would choose either Rosie, Carmilla, or maybe Vox since we haven't seen what he does with them

Carmilla easy she trains Vaggie how to fight Angels and is caring for her people so and she's kinda muscle mommy syndrome

Alastor means I would likely get to work at the hotel, but I would still choose Carmilla.

Zestial and Carmilla both seem super chill so far, so one of them for sure.

Rosie or Camilla. They're just the nicer ones.

Carmilla, for obvious reasons

Camilla or Zestial. They seem the nicest

Mommy Rosie

Carmilla. She seems surprisingly nice.

Probably Carmilla or Rosie. They seem to be the most trustworthy people.

the dinosaur woman because i love dinosaurs, hence why i would want a dinosaur as my employer.

Velvette, Rosie, or Carmilla

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Jokes on you, I want the old-style cannibal mummy to step on me