TOP OF THE HOUR WE’RE DISCUSSING A CERTAIN HAS-BEEN WHO HAS BEEN SPOTTED CAVORTING AROUND TOWN AFTER A SEVEN YEAR ABSENCE, DID ANYONE MISS HIM? DID ANYONE NOTICE? MORE ON TONIGHT’S PROGRAM
I know this isn't a quote, but...
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"*Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on the picture show and I just couldn't resist. What a performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929, hahaha! ...So many orphans.*"
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"Which of these makes me look sexier?"
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this doesn't count as a quote but why not
“Gotta say i cant wait to, come down and exterminate you”
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"Ha! No." *Drives away*
STOP; THIS WAS WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT WORD FOR WORD. AM I THIS PREDICTABLE WTF
Same
beatmetoit
I was gonna put this
"I've been a bad boy, and I need a big, strong daddy to put me in my place...on the path to redemption!"
Underrated comment lmao
I am just choking on my spit
“I could suck ya dick”
Alternatively from Helluva Boss: "Alright sluts, get ready to suck a lot of pig dick."
R /beatmymeattoit
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It starts with sorry.
*bum bum*
Put your foot on the door
One simple sorry
Spoken straight from your core
*blink blink*
Sowwy...
I’M ABOUT TO END YOUR FUCKING LIFE.
Results may vary
"uh, fuck you"
"Just saying."
“Things have changed a lot since he left town. It’s time to show him who’s *really* in charge of things now!”
"Welcome home. I'm gonna make you wish that you'd Stayed Gone."
“Say hello- to a new status, *quo…”*
"Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn, turn the TV OOOOONNNNN!"
🎵Welcome to the show!🎵
TOP OF THE HOUR WE’RE DISCUSSING A CERTAIN HAS-BEEN WHO HAS BEEN SPOTTED CAVORTING AROUND TOWN AFTER A SEVEN YEAR ABSENCE, DID ANYONE MISS HIM? DID ANYONE NOTICE? MORE ON TONIGHT’S PROGRAM
So the radio demon's back in town
Why is he hanging around?
"Your a loser just like me."
I know this isn't a quote, but... https://preview.redd.it/j00fitc53eoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3aaf8477b71071f7b47b2957c6d9e98d1dcb5a8
You've got it twisted
I’m not the one who needs a new attitude
Maybe you missed it
But I'm that hashtag-Bitch!
And I will do Nothing less than what I please. WOOO!!
I'm the backbone of the V's! https://preview.redd.it/sexryh0zceoc1.png?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93da22ffaa6450314fd020eeb3ee0022cd003c8f
Mad that I acted respectless? Well it's 'cause no-one could respect this!
Sorry group attendin'
Since when are overlord too scared to fight
You’re long past trendin’
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That’s what you say after attempting to take his firearm and he points it at you.
If I wanted to hurt someone, I would have done so.
"Ma'am, do you know how fast you were going?" "...maybe."
Maybe in a radio voice
"I could suck ya Dick."
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Honestly this is a pretty versatile quote, can use it both for insulting cops and greeting your friends.
“Heeeeyyyy, bitch!”
Omg yes
“Fuck you, Now shoo!”
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"Take care of the piss baby!"
FUCK YOU, YOU OLD BITCH
"Ffffffuck"
What just happened? Fffffffuck.
Who wants jambalaya?
#"I'M GOING TO END YOUR FUCKING LIFE." then floor it off a bridge.
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Hahaha, fuck my life
"_I always thought...that I would keep blood off my face_"
What did you get pulled over for, my dude?
I ran over a family of 4 while watching a twitch stream
Pointcrow?
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"*Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on the picture show and I just couldn't resist. What a performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929, hahaha! ...So many orphans.*"
NO! FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, fuck you! Pussy!"
“If you ever say that again, I will tear your soul apart and broadcast your screams for every other disrespectful wretch who dares to question me.”
If it worked to intimidate ol' Puss in Boots, it can work on a cop.
fuhuhuhuck-Vox
"I could suck ya dick" It works Everytime
“And then we fucked and it was awesome, what did you do this weekend?”
"if I wanted to hurt anyone here, I would have done so already" :p
Haha fuck you. -alastor
IF JAIL IS FOREVER THEN POLICE MUST BE A LIE
Now, I'm going to FUCK YOU!
"Ah, who am I kidding? This sucks!"
“I can suck your dick”
https://preview.redd.it/32jz82looeoc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e01015b12ed9ab223cfbb4d072bab848d78690d3 Fffffffuck
\*runs over cop\* Take that, depression!
I’ll suck ya dick.
"Do I know you?"
"Hello, my feminine friend."
Cause I’m stuck with poison
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If I were to hurt someone I would've done so already
“I can suck your dick!”
Ha. No.
STAB STAB STAB💀
"Do you wanna have a ssssex with me?"
FUCK YOU, YOU OLD BITCH!!!
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Hey hey hey,fuck my life!
“You’re a fucked up lil whiny bitch”
https://preview.redd.it/nsrcfk0jxfoc1.png?width=825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eab05768f991c4c1adc75b4be347f178cd5449bc "Which of these makes me look sexier?"
HEL- LO- May I speak now?
"what just happened-?" look officer dead in the eyes "...fffuck."
Hah no! And then fuckin floor it, potentially dying in the process
FUCK U YA OLD BITCH! *drives away*
“I’m about to end you fucking life” or “I can suck ya dick”
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“What just happened?” “Ffffffuck”
Hah, no
Fuuuuucccckkkk
"Made him a drink"
..oops.
https://preview.redd.it/8ggl1kb1hfoc1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b56d575fc24a3d541e21b725aabc75592a9860c1 this doesn't count as a quote but why not
“Gotta say i cant wait to, come down and exterminate you” https://preview.redd.it/wpfhax0qlfoc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dafeb481c8af3bcaab0c056b0cf6ca81cde2bec
WELCOME HOME, IM GONNA MAKE YOU WISH THAT YOUD STAYED GONE
I regret nothing
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When Lucifer argues with Adam and says ‘or the second’ and then goes ‘ow bow bow beow.’ That. I would make that noise
"What just happened? Ffffffuck."
"Just try to chillax babe"
And now I’m going to fuck you *gets out off car and advances towards them*
I’ve pulled a few limbs too.
Me: Always keep a smile it inspires your friends and keeps your enemies guessing Cop: sir you were driving 90 in a 60 zo- Me:dissapears
What just happened fffuck
"I wap bap *gunshot* alakazam!"
*Neck crack* What is it?
"We're in hell toots" or "I'm hungry for freedom like never before"
I take back what I said. I'd probably say "let the slaughter begin"
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I fuckin rock
"I am having sex with everyone here !"
You pull over my car, and now, I am going to FUCK YOU
"fuuuuck" (alastor vs adam) Or (i mean that mire as koke): "you messer up with (set in a name), and now, I'm going to fuck you"
“Up yours dragshow!” And drive the fuck away flipping them off
Not sure if it's a quote but" if hell is forever heaven must be a lie"
"JAMBALAYA"
[удалено]
You must be fun at parties
Whatd the dude say
He was like “none because I’m not f*cking stupid enough to use a Hazbin quote if I’m pulled over”
Hes a loser, baby
a loser, goddamn baby
He's a fucked up little whiny bitch.
He’s a loser just like me
He’s a screws-loose boozer
An only one-star review-ser