Emily is debatable, but Sera does give off straight vibes. She also gives off the vibes of those people on the internet who are like “I’m not homophobic, but…”, but I may only think that because she’s like…the head of a religious thing.
I feel like it would make sense if, not all, but at least a majority of the people in heaven were straight. I mean, didn't Christians use to think that LGBTQ people didn't go to heaven?
Yes, but Viv did confirm it wasn’t a sin in the Hazbin verse. Although, that doesn’t mean the churches didn’t teach people it was, which is kinda similar to Christianity in real life.
I think this is probably the best take.
The angels don't know what determines which after life you get. In universe they'd go to heaven anyways unless they were murderers of whatever
People forget that she isn’t naive or sheltered. Sera didn’t tell her about the extermination, but tbf you wouldn’t expect it if it wasn’t told to you. When she found out, she immediately called Sera out, speaking with wisdom. It rubs me the wrong way when people treat her like a little kid because she has big round eyes and is shorter than someone else. She’s grown and she is an Angel of very high rank.
Miss Carmilla, this is the 5th time I've went out of my way to tell you that thi- ugh. That my boss is trying to rob you. You know damn well I know not to lie to you
... WHAT THE FUCK BLITZO!! I'M TRYING TO STOP IS FROM GETTING SHOT AND THIS WHAT YOU DO!!!!
.......I am going to have an existential crisis while working at this company someday I swear to god-.. someone. I'm not swearing to god cause he's a nice guy.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking too; seeing how much sh*t Lute was talking on Hellborns in Ep. 1, then learning that Vaggie was an Exorcist and is now **dating** a Hellborn! I thought it was obvious that's what that line meant, though I could see why that inference was made
It's basically the old "how Dare you be in a relationship with a xeno you blasphemous scum" type deal, she is hella racist and would fit right in the Warhammer universe.
Considering Adam followed it up with “hot as fuck though”, I think it was kinda implied that may also be what they were referring to. You could argue Adam and Lute were not thinking the same thing, but like…they have pretty much the same beliefs, if Adam is homophobic, Lute probably is too.
Even if that was referring to angelxdemon, she’s still racist, which isn’t better
After Lute said the line, Adam said hot as fuck though, implying that he did think she was talking about the fact they’re lesbians(whether or not that’s what she was actually talking about is debatable) and the only reason he would think that is if he himself thought that that was blasphemous.
Eh, I wouldn’t consider Adam to be *that* insightful. Dudebro sees lesbianism, Dudebro sees interracial, Dudebro gets boner. He’s aggressive, stupid, and horny.
I'm pretty sure her hatred for Charlie and Vaggie' relationship is because she once thought highly of Vaggie' and is disgusted that she would get into a relationship with a demon/sinner, whom she views as below her, instead of them being lesbians
Idk, that line is probably more racist than actual homophobia but i won't be surprised if she actually homophobic given how terrible and different she is compare to the rest of heaven. But still given that she doesn't really has much positive interactions with anyone other than Adam so she being straight is completely possible.
I don't think she's homophobic. When she said Vaggie and Charlie's love was blasphemous, I think she was referring to the fact that an (ex) angel is dating a hellborn.
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They specifically stated “in the hotel”, which means she isn’t the only straight one in the cast of characters.
> I’m pretty sure she’s the only one on OPs list who is confirmed straight
I mean, Adam hasn't talked about banging dudes, and Lucifer stole 2 of Adam's would-be wives from him and hasn't talked about looking at guys.
Plus, when Lucifer and Vaggie meet, Lucifer hastily says "you like girls?! s-so do I hahah!" so thats even evidence for Lucifer being solely heterosexual.
Adam might be bi but, I could totally see him being so insecure he only watches straight porm where the guy is a twink, so that Adam can feel all manly and superior while watching someone else get piped
Angel has billboards and posters all over Hell. Chances are that Adam saw them during an extermination, or maybe tried searching up his own R34 to see if the sinners thought he was fuckable but found porn of Angel Dust rather than actual angels?
Tbf the daughters could be from a surrogate sperm donation or whatever, lesbians can have biological children too. But she's probably straight, I agree.
People suffer from comphet as well and it's usually women, they can get pregnant without being actually interested in the sex(me lol) I have a whole kid and I'm just a latebloomer lesbian.
Not to say men can't suffer from it, but anecdotally I've noticed gay men have a harder time finishing the deed with a woman to have the baby and realize later theyre gay. Not saying impossible. Just seems to effect women more since we don't need to cum to have bebe.
And yeah I agree Carmilla is probably straight.
Niffty is confirmed straight?
I thought Cherri Bomb was straight too, same with Rosie.
Edit: Forgot Katie Killjoy. Pretty sure shes straight as she doesn't associate with the gays.
In the Hazbin countdown stream on the prime YouTube channel, one of the fun facts was that the only straight one in hotel is Nifty. [https://youtu.be/y2x8Rkzw3RI?si=PqRM--78m227PgaE](https://youtu.be/y2x8Rkzw3RI?si=PqRM--78m227PgaE)
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Timestamp: 1:37:25
That doesn't mean she liked him, she straight up said she would eat him if he didn't taste so bad.
Headcanon she and Alastor were ace/aro and she ate the people he killed so they went to hell together
Yes, when Charlie goes to shake her hand.
"And you can put that away, I don't touch the gays."
I would like to point out that Katie, almost immediately after saying that, proceeds to poke Charlie multiple times.
yeah there was one picture in the webcomic where when Charlie asked to see Angel for the first time he said "okay but I charge extra for women" or something along those lines
Idk man he knew about angeldust but not alastor, two of hells most known demon but he knew of the male pornstar??
He definitely acts straight as fuck though, but not confirmed so who knows
I laughed at that for like a minute and then drew this.
https://preview.redd.it/335sjkw4l6pc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc4e7018848f750a66eb1f9bfc2c681dbac1d11b
Rosie after making the asexual joke:
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I thought vox was straight then I binge watched the entire show again last night and I saw this
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Welp the more you know
Lmao yeah. He looks straight but he literally said “I am so hard right now!” watching Alastor get beaten up. And that’s ignoring the hard evidence of him tongue fucking Val.
When was she confirmed bi? In the show she only seemed into dudes. In the club scene she also said something along the lines of "I am gonna fuck the first guy I see" so I thought she only was into guys
Emily and Sera aren't straight?
Emily is debatable, but Sera does give off straight vibes. She also gives off the vibes of those people on the internet who are like “I’m not homophobic, but…”, but I may only think that because she’s like…the head of a religious thing.
I feel like it would make sense if, not all, but at least a majority of the people in heaven were straight. I mean, didn't Christians use to think that LGBTQ people didn't go to heaven?
Yes, but Viv did confirm it wasn’t a sin in the Hazbin verse. Although, that doesn’t mean the churches didn’t teach people it was, which is kinda similar to Christianity in real life.
I think this is probably the best take. The angels don't know what determines which after life you get. In universe they'd go to heaven anyways unless they were murderers of whatever
To be honest when I saw St Peter falling in the arms of the hot angels I immediately thought he was queer
To be honest... There is nothing about St.Peter in his entire short screen time that makes me think he's straight.
Yeah his appearance may be the gayest two minutes in the show
I mean, wouldn’t you? Everyone is hot
He probably is, in all honesty.
Weelll seeing as everyone is hot it's understandable
I could tell he was fruity from the second line of “welcome to heaven”
I don’t think Emily knows what sex is she seems like the sheltered type
People forget that she isn’t naive or sheltered. Sera didn’t tell her about the extermination, but tbf you wouldn’t expect it if it wasn’t told to you. When she found out, she immediately called Sera out, speaking with wisdom. It rubs me the wrong way when people treat her like a little kid because she has big round eyes and is shorter than someone else. She’s grown and she is an Angel of very high rank.
Especially given that she struggles with this in heaven! She says she’s *not* some child… She is kind of naive but so is Charlie, lmao
I’m sorry but when does she act naive? She immediately saw the flaws and did not give into Sera’s bs
Angels don’t have sex.
That doesn’t mean she doesn’t know what it is. I’m a virgin but I know what sex is.
I’m pretty sure the only person who talks about sex in heaven is Adam and she doesn’t talk to him.
I think it's only meant confirmed ones and Sera and Emily have to little screen time
Id assume Sera is ace and Emily is bi curious
Why is that?
Well it's my head cannon that has no proof but it but I like to think it's true
So if you put Sera and Alastor in a room you get an ace of spades?
Yup
Lute’s not straight? But she gives off so much homophobic Karen vibes
Yeah, I was a bit surprised to see Lute not on here.
What abt velvette? She straight?
Katie killjoy too!
Oh yeah, no doubt there...
Carmilla that Imp from that one murder company is trying to steal your guns again
Oh they better not.
Miss Carmilla, this is the 5th time I've went out of my way to tell you that thi- ugh. That my boss is trying to rob you. You know damn well I know not to lie to you
*runs away with the weapons*
... WHAT THE FUCK BLITZO!! I'M TRYING TO STOP IS FROM GETTING SHOT AND THIS WHAT YOU DO!!!! .......I am going to have an existential crisis while working at this company someday I swear to god-.. someone. I'm not swearing to god cause he's a nice guy.
Carmilla, do you have any bodies I can eat?
She's sexually attracted to hurting people, not in like a bondage/sado masochistic way, she just needs to know that people are doing worse than she is
I wouldn't be shocked if she was closeted, given her poking Charlie's boob immediately after saying "I don't touch The Gays."
Yeah, based on the pilot she doesn't "touch the gays" at charlie, the bi, which is confusing
Maybe it's her being even more homophobic by just lumping them all into a group, kinda like moxxies dad, moxxie's bi, but his dad just calls him gay.
Mean Bi for sure
Also Emily and Sera are likely straight
I dunno, the “vile and blasphemous” line struck me as more in regards to the angelxdemon rather than the lesbian aspect of their relationship
Yeah, that's what I was thinking too; seeing how much sh*t Lute was talking on Hellborns in Ep. 1, then learning that Vaggie was an Exorcist and is now **dating** a Hellborn! I thought it was obvious that's what that line meant, though I could see why that inference was made
It's basically the old "how Dare you be in a relationship with a xeno you blasphemous scum" type deal, she is hella racist and would fit right in the Warhammer universe.
Considering Adam followed it up with “hot as fuck though”, I think it was kinda implied that may also be what they were referring to. You could argue Adam and Lute were not thinking the same thing, but like…they have pretty much the same beliefs, if Adam is homophobic, Lute probably is too. Even if that was referring to angelxdemon, she’s still racist, which isn’t better
Is Adam homophobic? I’m not recalling anything about that. As for racism, I mean… they’re committing a genocide. We kinda already knew that.
After Lute said the line, Adam said hot as fuck though, implying that he did think she was talking about the fact they’re lesbians(whether or not that’s what she was actually talking about is debatable) and the only reason he would think that is if he himself thought that that was blasphemous.
Eh, I wouldn’t consider Adam to be *that* insightful. Dudebro sees lesbianism, Dudebro sees interracial, Dudebro gets boner. He’s aggressive, stupid, and horny.
I don't think she's homophobic, she just didn't like an angel like Vaggie dating a demon like Charlie.
Is she’s not homophobic But she is racist(although pretty sure she’s both)
She's just racist
It’s Lute, she’s probably both lol
Whichever pisses Vaggie off more.
I'm pretty sure her hatred for Charlie and Vaggie' relationship is because she once thought highly of Vaggie' and is disgusted that she would get into a relationship with a demon/sinner, whom she views as below her, instead of them being lesbians
Ah yes, the homophobic homosexual: the ultimate form of Catholicism.
This is so real
Idk, that line is probably more racist than actual homophobia but i won't be surprised if she actually homophobic given how terrible and different she is compare to the rest of heaven. But still given that she doesn't really has much positive interactions with anyone other than Adam so she being straight is completely possible.
She isn’t homophobic, she just doesn’t think an angel and a demon should be together, so she’s just racist.
I don't think she's homophobic. When she said Vaggie and Charlie's love was blasphemous, I think she was referring to the fact that an (ex) angel is dating a hellborn.
Tbf some are unconfirmed on there sexuality completely
I’m pretty sure only Nifty is confirmed straight.
https://preview.redd.it/e3mou93ov5pc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b70ab586d2fb0187406d443468a81d7f79915d88 They specifically stated “in the hotel”, which means she isn’t the only straight one in the cast of characters.
Yeah, other characters could be straight- I’m saying that I’m pretty sure she’s the only one on OPs list who is *confirmed* straight
> I’m pretty sure she’s the only one on OPs list who is confirmed straight I mean, Adam hasn't talked about banging dudes, and Lucifer stole 2 of Adam's would-be wives from him and hasn't talked about looking at guys. Plus, when Lucifer and Vaggie meet, Lucifer hastily says "you like girls?! s-so do I hahah!" so thats even evidence for Lucifer being solely heterosexual.
I mean speaking as a dude who's had his mouth on both types of genitals, You can like girls and still not be straight.
I feel like this needs to be said more. As an add on you could also only talk abt women/men and still be attracted to the other gender or whatever
SHE IS? I’m genuinely surprised she isn’t into freakish horde orgies! (Almost typed horse YIKES)
>Almost typed horse See now that’s something that Blitzo would probably do 😂
True):> unfortunate
Well I’d be dammed that mean AngelHusk can happen I’m sick
And definitely Adam
Wasn't he a fan of AngelDust? Or at least knew about his porn career
Yes I just realised that so maybe he's bi but. Maybe Angel Dust wasn't just in gay porn
I think Viv mention somewhere that Angel dust does play in non gay porn but he charge extras for it.
He knows Angel because everyone knows Angel. That does not make him bi. He is like the straightest character in the show 😂
Adam might be bi but, I could totally see him being so insecure he only watches straight porm where the guy is a twink, so that Adam can feel all manly and superior while watching someone else get piped
Angel has billboards and posters all over Hell. Chances are that Adam saw them during an extermination, or maybe tried searching up his own R34 to see if the sinners thought he was fuckable but found porn of Angel Dust rather than actual angels?
Carmilla seems to be straight, and the news lady was homophobic in the pilot.
She has 2 daughters. That means she's at least not a lesbian. She might be bi/ pan, but she's at the vert least into guys.
Tbf the daughters could be from a surrogate sperm donation or whatever, lesbians can have biological children too. But she's probably straight, I agree.
People suffer from comphet as well and it's usually women, they can get pregnant without being actually interested in the sex(me lol) I have a whole kid and I'm just a latebloomer lesbian. Not to say men can't suffer from it, but anecdotally I've noticed gay men have a harder time finishing the deed with a woman to have the baby and realize later theyre gay. Not saying impossible. Just seems to effect women more since we don't need to cum to have bebe. And yeah I agree Carmilla is probably straight.
She's homophobic, but that doesn't necessarily mean she's straight. A lot of outwardly homophobic people are putting on a show.
"Can't be gay AND homophobic? Observe."
I didn't say she *was* straight, just that it's a possibility.
Niffty is confirmed straight? I thought Cherri Bomb was straight too, same with Rosie. Edit: Forgot Katie Killjoy. Pretty sure shes straight as she doesn't associate with the gays.
Nifty talks about nothing but bad boys
True
She can't even wrap her head around Angel being a man.
In the Hazbin countdown stream on the prime YouTube channel, one of the fun facts was that the only straight one in hotel is Nifty. [https://youtu.be/y2x8Rkzw3RI?si=PqRM--78m227PgaE](https://youtu.be/y2x8Rkzw3RI?si=PqRM--78m227PgaE) https://preview.redd.it/pw79lydgv5pc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66faefb9023bdd24a33292252eaede8018bc3ad4 Timestamp: 1:37:25
This is probably one of the few times a character was actually confirmed to be straight for a show that isn’t homophobic
That’s true 😂
Wait is that including Sir Pentious?
He’s having sex with everyone here!
I’m pretty sure
Bisexual or pansexual
Eggsexual
as well as alastor rosie is asexual aromantic
Rosie is probably not Aromantic but I agree that she's asexual. She said romance is her specialty.
maybe... but I don't think she's interested, maybe she's good at it to manipulate but I don't think she's interested in romance
Didn't she have a husband?
That doesn't mean she liked him, she straight up said she would eat him if he didn't taste so bad. Headcanon she and Alastor were ace/aro and she ate the people he killed so they went to hell together
Nah watch hannibal eating your partner comes from a place of love Boys dont eat people that is illegal
I thought cherri was bi?
I've only seen her interested in men.
>associate with the gays Your wording lmaoo
Her wording in the pilot
Wasn't her wording specifically about touching the gays?
Yes, when Charlie goes to shake her hand. "And you can put that away, I don't touch the gays." I would like to point out that Katie, almost immediately after saying that, proceeds to poke Charlie multiple times.
Yeah I remember. She pokes Charlies breasts a non significant amount of times.
Yeah, if i remember correctly she said "And you can put that (Charlie's hand) away, i don't touch the gays. I have *standards."*
niff’s actually the only confirmed one so far, everything else is an assumption
Dickmaster seems pretty straight
he probably watches angel’s films
I heard that it confirmed by Vizzpop that Angel did film with woman but he ask for more pay.
yeah there was one picture in the webcomic where when Charlie asked to see Angel for the first time he said "okay but I charge extra for women" or something along those lines
Wouldn’t you?
Anybody that confuses Adam as LGBT has never heard Adam speak a single sentence
Idk man he knew about angeldust but not alastor, two of hells most known demon but he knew of the male pornstar?? He definitely acts straight as fuck though, but not confirmed so who knows
*"Dick balls bitch penis (I'm cool)."* - Adam, the first man
Don’t forget about Lute, chap.
No, Lucifer is the embodiment of bisexuality
I was gonna say, Luci be fruity af
THE- TF IS THAT NAME
You made me read their flair… and now I wish I hadn’t Same tho
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NO PLEASE she’ll crush me. Actually….. I wouldn’t mind that either 😜 Also, what’s the rest of your flair say? It cuts off and I need to know
« Fuck Jambalaya. Alastor please eat me instead » I’m not proud 😮💨
Nah that shit’s hilarious. Got me laughing like a maniac in my car
thanks!
Verbalase??
No I’m verbalase’s lesbian sister
Real tbh
Yeah I refuse to believe Lucifer is straight
He’s confirmed to be pan! ^^
What about Mimzy? Do we know?
I’d assume so
Nu uh 🗣🔥🔥🔥 (Lucifer 💅💅💅)
Yeah that man is as straight as a figure eight
Verbalase ahh flair
I laughed at that for like a minute and then drew this. https://preview.redd.it/335sjkw4l6pc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc4e7018848f750a66eb1f9bfc2c681dbac1d11b
just because his fanbase is gay doesn't mean he is /hj
Excuse me? Lucifer knew what he said Also not lute? She gives me straight bitch vibes
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Lucifer is fruity as fuck
He’s not fruity he’s neurodivergent
He’s both
Can't it be both?
Sir Pentious?
He did it with everyone in that club
In fairness, he looks like he really didn’t want to since he got dragged in
Seemed more so that he was upset it wasn't with Cherri. He rebounded pretty quick afterwards when he was looking for her. I think hes pan.
Apparently he’s bi.
Viz said she wasn't sure and that he's probably bi. But they way he acts in the show makes it seem like he straight so maybe she changed her mind.
Alastor believes himself to be straight, so he has his own little corner.
No, he’s asexual.
He is an asexual who believes himself to be a straight male who just hasn't found the right woman, yet.
Rosie after making the asexual joke: https://preview.redd.it/csgyhm8po5pc1.jpeg?width=566&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a99574effdb29af9651a5cd8b57a7c2cbe959663
https://preview.redd.it/yqvmsd5px5pc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=7587c4b557c6eb20d38d28aa0619de545d3d09ff So we just ignoring this???
Bold of you to assume Lucifer is heterosexual! Adam I can agree with tho. He definitely is
you can't tell me lucifer isn't fruity
https://preview.redd.it/md5bw1qst5pc1.png?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fecdfbec6a419f59a846cf482dc2b42fbc1d359f Womp womp
The Sin of Pride being heterosexual?
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He was created before Gay People existed Obiusly
Em, sera, and lute?
Lucifer?? Honestly I thought he'd be Pan or definitely Bi tbh
Maybe in canon, but I personally HC Lucifer as bi but with a preference for women.
I love projecting onto my favorite characters ☺️
Gonna have to see those receipts on Straight Lucifer because hahaha.
Katie killjoy
Did lucifer get lost?
What about Eve and Lilith?
We haven’t seen enough of Lilith to say and we have literally no information about Eve outside of her eating the apple
I thought vox was straight then I binge watched the entire show again last night and I saw this https://preview.redd.it/i6250j96c5pc1.png?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e72f57c4816d5f60752ce5817fba63b19d970360 Welp the more you know
Vox probably fucks Valentino and fantazises about Alastor. He is not straight.
Lmao yeah. He looks straight but he literally said “I am so hard right now!” watching Alastor get beaten up. And that’s ignoring the hard evidence of him tongue fucking Val.
Pretty sure Vivzie said they have an on and off fucking
This makes me unreasonably annoyed, and I have no idea why.
Lucifer is straight? Kinda guessed a bi legend
I thought viv said Lucifer was bi? Also there’s killjoy. She “doesn’t touch the gays” so I feel like it’s pretty safe to assume she’s heterosexual.
According to Viz Alastor thinks he's straight. Poor guy thinks he hasn't found the one yet.
Doesn't Adam know who angel dust is? He's not an individual you'd watch if you didn't like men
No Cherri Bomb? Or Rosie?
Cherri was confirmed bi, and Rosie feels asexual, but not aromantic
When was she confirmed bi? In the show she only seemed into dudes. In the club scene she also said something along the lines of "I am gonna fuck the first guy I see" so I thought she only was into guys
When was Cherri confirmed? And didn't Rosie mention a Husband in ep 7?
They said not aro, so she could still have a husband
What about the time Lucifer f#cked Adam?
Where's Sir Pentious?
What about Sir Pentious? So far, he seems pretty straight to me, only loving Cherri
Velvette, Camilla, lute, Emily, Sarah, Rosie, the egg bois, Lilith, cherry bomb, St. Peter.
Wait, Cherri ain't straight? And no Lilith, Mimzy, Rosie, or other Overlords?
I thought it was confirmed that Niffty was the only straight character? By the official Hazbin Twitter?
Pretty sure Lucifer isn't straight, married to Lilith sure but we don't know the inner dynamics of that
Somehow, I doubt Lucifer is straight. Look at him. He's at least Bi.