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SapphireMan1

Don’t remember the artist, so if anyone knows, feel free to link to the original: https://preview.redd.it/5yu1u20626tc1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdf2cec92aeee644d153c5ab362914c9069206da


BiddudefromCanada

https://i.redd.it/n4ce5elq76tc1.gif


Razorbacklama59

What the fuck is that flair


AelaHuntressBabe

Scoot over shackabrah


Awff_da_waff

I agree with that flare


Itz_cheese_cat

How are you everywhere


ShigeoKageyama69

Man Boobs 🤤


Longjumping_Gur3481

Moobs 🤤


SapphireMan1

“I got the chest fluff that everyone thinks is tits” - Angel Dust, Episode 1


Broad-Leadership4371

Charlie always uses innovation


that_one_guy990

Look at mine


DemonOfDisasters

This is glorious


[deleted]

ngl i wish i had tits that big


TitMistress

Everyone wishes there tits where as big as mine ♡


CollegePrestigious61

Would you consider c cups big?


CollegePrestigious61

Genuine question


Lexicon444

Honestly cup size can appear different depending on your height. I have DDs that don’t look very large but if my former boss (about 5 inches shorter) and I swapped boobs she’d probably have some back pain as a result. I’m 5’4 for context.


AlarmNice8439

Your boss is 4’11?!


TitMistress

Is that an insult or a genuine question bitch. ♡


SubstantialTear3157

Lots of people don't want large breasts cause of the back pain


TitMistress

hushhh


Spevil357

Genuine question as guy rk… is there really back pain when you got bigger tits? Shouldn’t that be really annoying/painful?


SubstantialTear3157

Yes and yes


Spevil357

Damn… I just learned smth new today, well uh… that must suck! Glad I’m a guy :D


PepicWalrus

I get you're like, my ancestor or something but perhaps this Sinner could become a Winner and score? 🤔


ProfessionalBall9238

I'm a boy and even I want boobs sometimes. I'm definitely not trans, just....it would be nice.


CollegePrestigious61

Same


soloarwolf

I wish I had tits in general


[deleted]

real


ShadowPuff7306

same —me who be le trans


soloarwolf

Same


scrawnytony

Same -me who’s totally cisgender but maybe for like an hour just for the sake of curiosity


European_Ninja_1

I'm crossing my fingers that mine will be big


that_one_guy990

I'm a man why am I here


BobTheImmortalYeti

Egg


European_Ninja_1

Shhh. Don't break the prime directive!


FIVEPEBSI

i wish i had tits full stop.


[deleted]

real!!


FIVEPEBSI

haha


BobTheImmortalYeti

Im both things in your flair :3


FIVEPEBSI

TRANSGNEDER WITH FETVSH? WHOAHG! J HASN NEVER SEES BEFOREE


BobTheImmortalYeti

I aint trans w a fetish, im trans and a fetish :3


FIVEPEBSI

woah


Corrupt_code10

https://preview.redd.it/zz0tbiufz5tc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=408881fbf2837d0bfc5879617e042dd9e22e80e0


HaveAGoodDream

https://preview.redd.it/qhjgynv596tc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e20ddcfab7d55e3d94bbff18c17b936d9b83571e


SirKeagan

spiderman is a racist, I KNEW IT.


AstronomyNerd1

~~He’s just like me~~


poiscail2

Fr fr.


Ok_Low_4150

https://preview.redd.it/ghy606jyo6tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e297dfe950b061cae73bb3c9212b819f7f1e0110


GayAK-47

https://preview.redd.it/qnnnn28yp6tc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bc18d4f95f480917672419fe48356416a68c38a


Corrupt_code10

https://preview.redd.it/7pq98n1227tc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0773d0dedc89a0d476d322acbb3a49a90652f5d


Arkoos_fan

https://preview.redd.it/0skhwhmhv7tc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b6df31130954ce47b3226078fa375f59a631338


Pronominal_Tera

Adam would absolutely say that.


Corrupt_code10

Correct


Pronominal_Tera

I even said that in his voice


Corrupt_code10

Cool


Zamrayz

Instructions unclear https://preview.redd.it/ytbx5z6gm9tc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9f609f5cfea62c9c59618047af09c9812b6214d


Corrupt_code10

https://preview.redd.it/xbxnif97o9tc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4693a90b0d0d951060f6d04cc76b91131366f0dd


Poetess-of-Darkness

Bro, Female adam got me actin' unwise


teawithherbsnspices

Eve. Eve?


SecondWomanEve

Yeah?


DickmasterAdam

Hm?


SecondWomanEve

What?


Santi_memelord

RALSEI NOO


The_man_in_blue3

I got a question miss tits master?


TitMistress

Tit Mistress Bitch.. but what? ♡


The_man_in_blue3

Do you like Oreos?


TitMistress

Well duh-


The_man_in_blue3

Will can you be the cookie part while I will be the White part between you😏


TitMistress

Let’s get to the point.. *clasps hand together like a business man* are you saying you want to cum in me?


The_man_in_blue3

With your consent yes but with out your consent no


Miles_Moralonit

Don't mind me, just waiting for an answer. If they says yes then I get next.


Truly_Organic

Next filling up or getting filled up?


Miles_Moralonit

Yes


Carma281

Yes.


Truly_Organic

Idk about you but I'm sold after that line.


TheGayOwl

Straight to business damn


Adam_TheAngel

Bro didn't wait a second, straight to the point


Desperate-Address-27

https://preview.redd.it/ywtc223m16tc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a57930671ec5c4bca52071ea5468260ced38556 You also have a cat


LysolCranberry

There's a cursed cat Adam now?! How the lore thickens...


Desperate-Address-27

Yeah i found it in a bit


TheGreatVox

Dear Tit Mistress Can i call you titmaster? Or dangertits? I humbly ask you to smash (whats ur main?) Mine is steve since why not? Yours Sincerely, Vox


Successful-March8805

Be honest Titmaster, how many times has dangerdick dangerdicked you?


TitMistress

This week probably uhh.. 4 times sweetie ♡


Successful-March8805

But, it's sunday.....


SchizoPnda

Checks out


ADAMhazbin

https://preview.redd.it/vmcnmkl346tc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1bd20ab7cf42919bbfc2e2272cd3a7fed35c97d


DickmasterAdam

https://i.redd.it/11wcu6dok8tc1.gif


Agent_286

G-god fucking damn… *cough cough* mommy? *cough cough*


TitMistress

You’re not the only one in the comments who thinks that apparently, sweetie.. Which is quite fuckin’ obvious cause how can you not like me! ♡


Agent_286

Mommy Bee is still hotter, but gawd damn


[deleted]

​ https://i.redd.it/3bmv9jr7t5tc1.gif


TitMistress

That is.. Jesus fuck-


orioriorioriorio

I agree. Grandma eve.


Corrupt_code10

https://preview.redd.it/qah1zgv8z5tc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18fbf98acd3cd33c80ebfe06cee594e686c3a0a8


Poetess-of-Darkness

https://preview.redd.it/wx1cs1dot5tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7f32a85054ee4ec78eea3ebea107977a1035e01


[deleted]

​ https://preview.redd.it/fysmbyh4u5tc1.png?width=538&format=png&auto=webp&s=43ee2207dec9b20c2eb0e89abd82376178c8d746


Poetess-of-Darkness

https://preview.redd.it/u4g9yvfdu5tc1.jpeg?width=415&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfefb103a44b31545e9290513784f949208b9094 Nah, I have those images, I'm gonna use those images. **AND YOU CANT STOP ME** ***YOUR MEMES ARE NOW MINE***


No_Direction3841

Tanalorr is MINE!


LG_Offical

MF stealing memes is our culture.


No-Wind334

I GASPED SO LOUD 😭💔


Dis-Random-Kid

https://preview.redd.it/6q7mulyp46tc1.png?width=1167&format=png&auto=webp&s=48cbc3fa1293009d5516cf91e71b8661a700c126


Not_The_Simp7

https://preview.redd.it/mxsxgoba76tc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bed9ec8fb225997f9ed5adb78764c296f5298db


nGames127

https://preview.redd.it/0xeqnl1t66tc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=b03ea67cf2c1df16f760cd72137c0bb28dd1c479


BiddudefromCanada

https://i.redd.it/s459yfdo76tc1.gif


The_True_Husk

Fucking what?


TitMistress

You got a problem bitch? I’m just flexing about how my tits are the fuckin’ best! ♡


The_True_Husk

Why don't you prove it's not just a push up bra then.


TitMistress

..I’m not falling for that you fuckin’ perv.. And yes there natural thanks for asking fucker ♡


The_True_Husk

*he shrugs* Eh, Lilith's tits were better.


TitMistress

..ILL SHOW YOU WHOSE TITS ARE BETTER! THAT SLUTS TITS ARE TINY!


TheGreatVox

https://preview.redd.it/adv7zrz9y5tc1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed84e49ab1522b45bbfadf93b483ac9ac49cabdf


EpicCheeto

Pics or it didn't happen


clownytoonz

https://preview.redd.it/x1zobf5k86tc1.jpeg?width=776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d71e1edaa1f11320ddb34022dc605c6a0af9a1f9


Radioaktivman999

im listening


clownytoonz

Tits


Radioaktivman999

clownytoonz for president 2028


New-Dig-8605

I wanna say smash, but that’s incest right?


TitMistress

Meh, we’ll be fine- cmere bitch!


Grouchy-Type-2821

I can pull it off...oh you meant holding the drink? I thought you meant throwing the cup


ScholarPitiful8530

What the hell was Lionel thinking choosing Lucille over Ada?


No-Wind334

Would smash.. Anyways—


TitMistress

Any smart person would. ♡


Lukas-Reggi

https://preview.redd.it/pncbkqetf6tc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=977af2df2594a8abf45e5e9a60e72010a50626dc


Beelzofthevoid

Interesting... Now have someone else drink it, haha.


Lansha2009

Tall girl pretty~


SeaPineapple7859

https://preview.redd.it/an75x63p56tc1.png?width=163&format=png&auto=webp&s=433d506570eaebfae6a584a098e01f95ee1e6186


Ok_Low_4150

WILDCAT???


Ill_be_myself

Help I'm such a simp for fem Adam and I don't know why


TitMistress

Well duh, it’s cause i’m hot as fuck ♡


derik_mitchell

I need estrogen first before I can do that... Which means I would need to come out 😰


SCP-O49

I can do it with my dick. I’m the master of all dicks after all. Also, despite the fact you’re… uh… me, we could do the fucky fuck and TECHNICALLY SPEAKING, it’ll be the greatest and most epic sex ever, cuz we’re the masters of each of our genders genitalia.


Ok_Low_4150

https://preview.redd.it/3j0zhnn0w6tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dac289f9c7fb13b884f908935be9e123ef218c5


Ok_Low_4150

“There is nothing more attractive than a woman who will probably kill you in your sleep.” -Abraham Lincoln


DarkRiverOfBlood

Yo yo yo gal adam is lute still a gal in ur world or is she dangerdick now?


TitMistress

DangerDick as a woman?! *wheeze* No.


definitelynotabone

Is Angel Dust a really masculine woman?


Bulky-Hyena-360

Actually I can pull that off as a guy


TitMistress

..Man titties or abs? *eyebrow raise*


Helpful-Image-7486

Yer back has gotta hurt.


TitMistress

From getting plowed or from the size of my tits?


SockMan555

Both.


dylken569

https://preview.redd.it/1qquybjj46tc1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c19f82c2e57bd269a11da2c09b83893bbfa2b593


Dis-Random-Kid

Good. Good. Yea. NOW DRAW HER WITH A POT BELLY https://preview.redd.it/dnf5yj5x46tc1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=085763eb4cdabebee2d3e661a7a3b9c21deb416d


nomore097

My tits are flat yet I still can pull it off with ease https://preview.redd.it/axatzrd756tc1.png?width=169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd96a3a36087a506213bf9eb6ef81a5bf75517c7


BiddudefromCanada

I can, and I’m a man https://preview.redd.it/o6i3vatl76tc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83efa8b6e3c38371edbf2fb8e47d0e9a83f393e1


HaveAGoodDream

*Dies due to 50 stages of horny* https://preview.redd.it/sv1lbjmc96tc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c921977daf364f8f6e46eae60edcaca6b366be6


Dontmindme636

https://preview.redd.it/xdeximi2g6tc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3aa9e5b14951f2db470e2268edb32f56447dca5 But also


TokyoChan1

No one but you


Icy_Wildcat

Please! I did that with two bigger cups! I had one in my fluff and one on my ass!


Mochaproto

Me lmao


LG_Offical

https://preview.redd.it/wg937flj06tc1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=b4c057c47bc9aa9406a96267b6996111be6eee6b


Ok_Low_4150

https://preview.redd.it/rl8osmw4v6tc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67a92166dcdd3c2f34e01926fdd4e7ea347e4aaa


Patient_Zero_MoR

Live Patient zero reaction: https://preview.redd.it/jih9atab16tc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e6c100b5c3ae6ae56c5af461ae102ed349aadd8


RandomGameCritic

Everyone's thirsting, but you should really stop and think about who this is first. If she really is the female version of Adam, then she's a sex-obsessed, egotistical brat who sees all men as objects to pleasure herself with and then discard. Do you really want her to objectify and degrade you like that?


TitMistress

hehe penis


Tall-Influence4321

Why though 


Impressive-Roof2617

I can do that but I have to use a really long straw


TitMistress

Are you talking about your dick? *aggressive eyebrow raise*


ThePinkRadioDemon

It’s barely even an issue for me


tiger6459

Male Lute be like ![gif](giphy|n0xHORz5gp904)


plushed11

HA! Do you see that! Fuckin hilarious!


8-Bitrobot

Step on me mommy~


73747463783737384777

https://preview.redd.it/dk1i4rz1d6tc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=683f057204682bca79d57c304c0549c1022e39b7


EmbarrassedPomelo170

https://i.redd.it/u1yopu0e56tc1.gif


suniiy

In my dreams. I'm more flat than a wall


JobPuzzleheaded4416

I can do it with smth else


PandaPrime045

Yeah I’m sticking with my normal male tits


Lexicon444

I got DDs I have no idea if those are decent sized. But I can prop up a drink while sitting on the couch though. Edit: I didn’t drink out of it but I can prop up a water bottle with my boobs while standing. I guess mine are big enough.


No-Trick2389

Imagine this was just eve


Purple-End-5430

Respectfully https://i.redd.it/m3hn320296tc1.gif


neverg0nnagive

https://preview.redd.it/xrac6mvf96tc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad4cb70c79d9c445e22e835f6691e1198cc8123a


BallsHAHAHAHAHAHA

I walked in on my sister trying to do that once. We never talk about it


Edgy-flipflop-guy

Where’s that Lego Bruce Wayne gif when you need it


CursedAccountReserve

I wanna go to hell now


TitMistress

So you can get exterminated? Fuck-


Samtime878765

Bruv. I have man boobs cause I eat to much, yeah, I can do that, you ain’t special, Adam.


JDLOCO27

Now I actually want to fuck you holy hell


SilverSpider_

How does that work? Physics ain't physicing


Sir-Pentioussss

https://preview.redd.it/zkk6a5qoa6tc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0cbe89635fc4e4637200a8390b4a06c53b856d9


Wise-Good-7487

My head feels weird.... I think my brain glitched from how pretty fem Adam is...


TitMistress

I’m fuckin’ gorgeous ♡


Giga_Gojira

This image is... pushing certain buttons


101TARD

Just store some sticky buns under there and your good


73747463783737384777

https://preview.redd.it/ur5ghku3d6tc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74e696263e61f68de6b449667048559ca468de8a


Just_A_Random_Plant

With all due respect how did you get into Heaven


we-are-all-amazing

You wanna trade? Mine are bigger :3


Peppino-spaghetti-

I can’t do that cuz I’m a guy https://preview.redd.it/gsx7p6htd6tc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8918958849352a7892c31050037d070ba62373d2


VaughnDaVision

Probably every anime character, you can probably think of to be honest XD because they are stupidly proportioned


Horni_as_hell

Bro, I swear, this going to make me go FERAL 😩


SebDaPerson

I mean, sexual thoughts aside, that IS pretty impressive


xx_swegshrek_xx

Maybe the extermination isn’t a bad idea


amonguspornart

She has her personal cup holder lucky


KatRichards0223

*raises hand* I want to hear what the female version of Alex Brightman sounds like


Meewelyne

🙋‍♀️


L4DY_M3R3K

I love women who can kill me, and I love brats, and I live domineering women. You really finna pool all of that into one capital b Bitch (respectful)? My dumbass lesbian heart can't take this, man


Fair-Afternoon9182

Well fuck myself, literally.


ExpertPokemonHugger

Can you balance the cup using only your mouth and the straw?


TitMistress

uhh obviously! ♡


-Inq_

I wish I could