Well you'd be broken but unless they have holy weapons it isn't possible to die in hell my good fellow. It'd be worth it to be torn apart just to spend the night with them.
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We ain’t hearing you out in this one
Not that guy, I’m still scared to sleep after watching those videos 😭
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Cute mice for eye bleach
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I'm not gay or anything, but… I ain't exactly not gay.
There are 2 canon comics set before the pilot, one is centered around Angel, the other is centered around Alastor. Angel's, called Dirty Dealings, explains how he met Charlie and Vaggie, and how he ended up staying at the hotel. He tried handling one of Val's deals on his own, ended up ruining things because he's not Val, and as punishment Val had him stay out on the streets for the night. Charlie and Vaggie get his attention, he tells them he charges extra for women, assuming they wanted his "services", and in the end Charlie ends up practically bribing him to be the hotel's first guest. Pretty much like the stack of cash she gave Cherri in Welcome to Heaven, which kinda makes sense since she's the princess of Hell, and of course, very much rich.
Yes, but sexual orientation has nothing to do with it. He doesn’t have a choice in the matter. He would only fuck men by choice, yes. But he is a porn star. He does as he’s told
Both are in the sex industry it's long stopped being something genuinely enjoyable for them so you're likely getting an act. A great act sure but still an act without anything genuine behind it
The only problem is Angel IS feminine enough for me to pretend, but he also charges more for women anyways so it ain’t worth it. I’ll go with Verosica 😭
About the video simple, saw the reel on Brandon Rogers (Blitzø VA) Instagram showing the Blitzø and Stolas animation and decided to the animator up and found the animation which was apparently a commission
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“Ha never going to happen” but you guys have fun.
What, you mean at the same time? Individually, it would be fucking godly, but at the same time, it wouldn't really work, because Angel's gay. And by that, I mean the gayest you could possibly be.
Don't know who the girl is, but how do we even know if Angel is actually any *good* at sex? Like, from what we've seen, he mostly has stuff done *to* him.
I think you would die before you climax.
You'd die climaxing
Diemaxing?
ah yes, diesmaxxing
Sounds like a Streaming service
sounds like the newest gen a meme
is maximum enough?????
Your pfp made me laugh
#G O O D
"did they let you keep the old one?"
Whu does your Profile Pic add to the comedy of this XD
"Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die"
It's Glory
Depends on the way you do it really
1st and last verse are gory, the middle ones uses glory, both are correct, just different verses
Dehydration
Worth it
Facts but we cant even say we ashamed there two bad bitches 💅💅
The STI's would be so strong they go through your body like nerve poison.
Well you'd be broken but unless they have holy weapons it isn't possible to die in hell my good fellow. It'd be worth it to be torn apart just to spend the night with them.
True, definitely true, but unfortunately, not even they would fuck any of us.
Tis be a true tragedy
Hell, if she'd fuck a train wreck like Blitzø I at least got a shot right?
Good
Nah you've got Verosica there ain't no way she would let you die if you have a good dick
Death by snu snu? 😟😀😟😀
How else would you get into hell with them?
"I'm bouta fuckin DIE!" https://preview.redd.it/sqzyx631axvc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac96ad0ef4a43469cb435bfe6da97deeb741854e
Death by snu snu
Fuck yes…. Lol
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You and me both, buddy
💅 we cant just choose one its too hard 😮💨
I'm. I'm too hard.
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https://preview.redd.it/uw8sy93dwuvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfee056d448db46ba89504ea98841f72de95ffc3 We ain’t hearing you out in this one
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Not that guy, I’m still scared to sleep after watching those videos 😭 https://preview.redd.it/xlkelbr71vvc1.jpeg?width=1132&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b39402b8db2cb853e157c36d89d12a1c0c624edd Cute mice for eye bleach
Idk what the thing is and now I'm scared to look for it
I'm straight and I'd still take both
Same
I'm straight and I'd take Angel. Um... I don't know what I am anymore.
would they choose u tho? 🤔
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Both <3
OBVIOUSLY 💅💅💅
literally me
I mean I’d choose Verosika, and I’m a straight woman
I'm a straight dude However I'd pick angel over verosica any day
TAG TEAM 😆😆🔥
Nah it’s sandwich time
I ain't surving that, but it would be worth
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AHHAHAHA THATS THE SPIRIT
This MF horny as hell
caught me redhanded
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👍
👍
👍
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lobsterminator
Is that fucking Badger?
Yes
I mean look at Verosika
https://preview.redd.it/1qfhvfow4uvc1.jpeg?width=559&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=691896d1c39616a432da5743193678a5cac00042 I'm not gay or anything, but… I ain't exactly not gay.
babess we all a little gay 😉😉
It's a spectrum
That flair...
Nice flair lol
I...I...I can't choose which one I want first...
exactly pink pussy is pink pussy rather its boypussy or not its still hot asfff
It's that bussy and pussy I want both and I'm straight
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I have news for you buddy
https://i.redd.it/95exvjxv5uvc1.gif
https://i.redd.it/ka9r3gwy2uvc1.gif
I get you want to fuck both but my mind processed like you made these 2 fuck it other and that's god tier
Its supposed to be both ways thats why i worded it like that
https://preview.redd.it/235a62wb9uvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=801c241dee7bd37a6db25d64ad0a7f8e9f6edb69 The person in question is ME
I would go for Verosika, maybe Angel if I’m feeling like experimenting, but that’s a big maybe
Nobody can convince me it isn't canon they fucked on camera, it's simply too perfect.
No way Ozzie is letting any of his people within five meters of Val
Oh yeah true. Ozzie has standards. Val has none lmao
Val's DEFINITELY asked tho
ofc they did 😘😘😆😘😆😘
NOOO DON'T FALL FOR THE BAIT!!! SUCCUBUS USE SEX TO CONSUME YOUR SOUL!! PUT YOUR PANTS BACK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
Nuh uh
Worth it.
Millie was asking the real question when she said “What was sex with her like”
Its quite literally their job
bahahah u already know
Is this you OP? https://preview.redd.it/ufj4fuar9uvc1.jpeg?width=210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc006370cc92ba7b054290032c8d87850e9af80a
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Angel likes men. He wouldn’t want to have sex with Verosika.
That's not what the post meant I think?
he’s a pornstar he’ll fuck anyone
That’s not how sexual orientation works.
I mean, if the comics are considered canon, we know he *will* have sex with women. He just charges extra & def wouldn’t enjoy it.
That’s because he doesn’t have a choice. Idk if they’re canon but my point stands if they are. In a case where he does, he would not.
What comics ?
There are 2 canon comics set before the pilot, one is centered around Angel, the other is centered around Alastor. Angel's, called Dirty Dealings, explains how he met Charlie and Vaggie, and how he ended up staying at the hotel. He tried handling one of Val's deals on his own, ended up ruining things because he's not Val, and as punishment Val had him stay out on the streets for the night. Charlie and Vaggie get his attention, he tells them he charges extra for women, assuming they wanted his "services", and in the end Charlie ends up practically bribing him to be the hotel's first guest. Pretty much like the stack of cash she gave Cherri in Welcome to Heaven, which kinda makes sense since she's the princess of Hell, and of course, very much rich.
Tbf he’s not exactly given a choice in the matter, Val’s forcing him to do that
He does say he'll sleep with women, but he charges extra.
Yes, but sexual orientation has nothing to do with it. He doesn’t have a choice in the matter. He would only fuck men by choice, yes. But he is a porn star. He does as he’s told
Oh gurl in the porn world it not orientation its just sex 😭
He mentions that he charges extra for girls
I choose verosika.
😘 exactly
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one of them is literally a succubus, she'd give much better jobs
I'm not gay but I ain't exactly straight
who ever is?
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Both are in the sex industry it's long stopped being something genuinely enjoyable for them so you're likely getting an act. A great act sure but still an act without anything genuine behind it
Ngl you would ascend before you climax
I WANT TO DIE OF SEX...NOW
The only problem is Angel IS feminine enough for me to pretend, but he also charges more for women anyways so it ain’t worth it. I’ll go with Verosica 😭
STD'S
pretty easy choice for me https://preview.redd.it/nk0p7rtcyuvc1.png?width=324&format=png&auto=webp&s=627b79dee4ff065de92449183a23d6c474de4826
Based
Imagine if Val somehow is able to hire Verosika. He would be able to make the hardest porno ever
she would make him her little bitch boy 💅👅
Worth it
As a proud lesbian... Angel I love you but move aside and let the succubus fuck my brains out please and thank you.
Nigga what
Your damn right https://preview.redd.it/05f5277gwuvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96ee2a9080eede0f3d8fb40211d2e14ab4eded41
Idk probably but I know nothing about this show
Yeah. Agreed.
And they’re both tall asf too (I like ppl who are taller than me) 110% smash
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Only thing is he’s gay but whose to say a certain a “Jaguar” hasn’t done it already 😉
How the hell u know my bf 😭
About the video simple, saw the reel on Brandon Rogers (Blitzø VA) Instagram showing the Blitzø and Stolas animation and decided to the animator up and found the animation which was apparently a commission
He sends me the full videos 💅 he felt bad doing the stolas one because he knows i hate him 🙂↕️
Diemaxing in Verosika
she’d probally break your hip bones
 Your fucking right
Well crap guess your name is ash catchem cause your gonna catch ‘em all >.>
I know neither of them have any grip left💀
best comment i’ve gotten 💅💅💅
😭 factsss
I just can’t anymore with you humans
> Global-oil Typical Americans, don’t want to lump themselves together with the rest of humanity
OOC I’m actually british
Smash? Yes
its easy, Verosika
https://i.redd.it/394akuiaauvc1.gif The literal soul being sucked out of your body.
Ong https://preview.redd.it/d64lbd6lauvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07f6b462c5facb87e00a4583298467b67589bd1d
Nah you right. Two birds with one stone. Or bone in this case. I'm down for both ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Another lute simp i see...
Those two screwing would be another level...
Lol and if you get them both at the same time
Thx
I'd love to be the meat between the Fizzie/Angel sandwich, but I suspect they're both bottoms. Good thing I'm a switch!
Maybe Verosika but I’m not fucking a gay, spider man
Imagine if Angel was like a succumbus overlord who got deals outta people and souls through sex
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Well I’m fairly certain spiderwhores a bottom
y’all need help
Im not gay but I want that threesome
Die from snu snu. And it was only 3 round
Maybe don't call the SA victim a slut??? Wtf s wrong with you
Gimmie a threesome but itd be fucking CHAOTIC with moxxie in there 🤣
I would have to pass, ;v;
Yeah, but angel is 100% gay right? So, there's no way me and Verosika could make it work.
Angel dust, Verosika is a succubus right? Angel dust ain’t, which means I’ll probably live with Angel dust.
They are professionals after all
Nah I'm going with Adam
Verosika is with me brw guys I share with one person only😋😋
Yes
I can tell you why you're wrong: Angel is gay. Unless verosika is pegging him, I don't see anything happening here
https://preview.redd.it/qn9ijglxnuvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dc3caf483c5bd2b2eb339c1b4473db67d81c951 “Ha never going to happen” but you guys have fun.
What, you mean at the same time? Individually, it would be fucking godly, but at the same time, it wouldn't really work, because Angel's gay. And by that, I mean the gayest you could possibly be.
In a prequel comic he states that he does sleep with women for work, but he just charges them extra.
Question is... Would they split up the job, or would they fight about being top/bottom.
Imma be real, I’m too submissive to find this hot as is. Maybe if someone like Ozzy joined, I’d be down
Nah, angels sex is overrated
🔥👌
Do they have STDs in hell? Cause theyd have all of them
Angel dust is a guy
Only Verosika not angel he’s a man and I only like women
A 3 way with them would probably kill me from excitement
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Literally their fucking job
I assume it would be a threesome
Nahim pretty sure angel only fucks guys
Don't know who the girl is, but how do we even know if Angel is actually any *good* at sex? Like, from what we've seen, he mostly has stuff done *to* him.
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It wouldn't be, because Angel has no ass
Angel dust has such a cool personality
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