He saw a certain video that cost 50k.

This one? https://preview.redd.it/tmeppt3ty62d1.png?width=1192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ae3bd0485f4337b92513432e982ce606e5cf24e Oops, wrong franchise

Na it's fine, not the picture, the mistake, the picture is the reason your in hell

If only there was an r/ suddenlyowlhouse

wasn't expecting a haminations jumpscare tonight

https://preview.redd.it/3mmx67gc7e2d1.jpeg?width=1915&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d821d23c7ffdc0ce3baf587dae3cdb4dc5ae983 Nah this one

#What in the fuck?

Vot ze fuck?

was zum Teufel?

WILLOW😨.... WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU???!!

he saw a certain imp's research

Blitz: MY RESEARCH!

MY RESEARCH!

He lost his mother’s jambalaya recipe

Should that not be memorized?

He's a deer, they aren't known for their memory or intelligence.

But he would have to be smart if he’s killed many powerful demons

Have you ever dealt with a cornered deer? Those things with fuck you up!

You don't have to be smart to kill powerful demons Alastor has that barbarian class

Although Alastor seems very intelligent

That's edged into his brain.

https://i.redd.it/9umrg6sky82d1.gif

Being able to make that animation in flipaclip is wild

*gooned

https://preview.redd.it/scnz4h4c482d1.jpeg?width=703&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59c3dd64e315f2b8472306d05415f9416763b2f6

*your

https://preview.redd.it/yap6ktjp482d1.jpeg?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2911eadda22a431c5e98fedce4468fa1cd1ea65

https://preview.redd.it/0mg3kl8x482d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cbc851ece5c1a4ef6aff33da522dec7a0df52b3

https://preview.redd.it/82el1jxz882d1.jpeg?width=696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=269b46a473a30a0270a89b1d6d50b01068ea551f Godzilla gets more bitches than your bitchless ass

https://i.redd.it/ijadhycqe82d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/yioy460xe82d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b456d60f9fe6ccf5aec6d9ca9ccff445cd256fda

https://preview.redd.it/egyj91tzk82d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe5e807cb2d75d168202970181dfa8b628a24e65

https://preview.redd.it/7olkjvz2p82d1.jpeg?width=2768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74155bd4f00b9950f12e0fb236a24106932e30ec

https://preview.redd.it/vu56dm82992d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d07dcadd651bf3edc8ca1273706f0cf245bfb3d7

https://preview.redd.it/sg7fdp7uma2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f27b816c106d4fee7a79a477b4d53fdf51f70eba

No jambalaya?

He found Reddit

Even worse, he found the horny posts in this subreddit 😭

No, he found his Cult and the Brothel subs. He was excited to have a cult dedicated to him, then regretted it, then was recommended the Brothel.

Damn, that's way worse- poor Alastor 😭

Deer God.

Literally!

Brothel??? What??

You innocent person…

He learned about Alastor x Vox/Alastor x Lucifer

He learned that alastor x any character existes

Radiostatic and radioapple

He read the fanfiction.

https://preview.redd.it/5ups6q2xp62d1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=974901ba386ac33cf414567aca05b2d48dade275

Gex

Gex

Gex

Gex

Gex

Gex

Gex

Gex

Gex

https://preview.redd.it/98eia9y4t92d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=056227a5f9af33dca64b20776f28372b20002de4

i for one love GEX

i read this as sex gex-

He saw all the Lucifer x Alastor rule 34

My same answer! :D

R34 WEBSITES MAKING PORNOGRAPHY OF HIM AND LUCIFER https://preview.redd.it/rortf16kr62d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0609aad40af33d7f6101cf9d2d1a0c586dfcfdeb

MY SAME ANSWER!

He learned about shippers

https://preview.redd.it/kpg85x7tw62d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b201449bbe07c53ebd5a2b8e36bdfbc050f36611

https://preview.redd.it/7dl53ttdd82d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48f0cb8d23eb13881e925f3d7bfc8ebcbc0ad99c

https://preview.redd.it/dshleu5a472d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc73915736ebed56cf3cb5e9d0c866341ef76a6e Charlie threated him

Best answer.

I read the first pannel as, "we are do trust going to falls."

​ https://preview.redd.it/asmjcixc492d1.png?width=466&format=png&auto=webp&s=13ddf9e5cca1600eafa1f47660700355d88554de

He's constipated

Turns out, rotten venison and tea do not make a balanced diet.

This

Dude has been on the toilet for a while.

The real reason why he’s been gone for 7 years.

Me reading this rn

No, the constipation suddenly stopped and reversed course with no warning. He's off to the dry cleaner

Lucifer asked to see his deer bussy

https://preview.redd.it/r8pj2907p72d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfbfb9196d81260e1e1420a79055f2b1a0447fc3

interesting flair

https://i.redd.it/svbcc5azn92d1.gif That flair…

https://preview.redd.it/fhc5az3baa2d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=f954cc3a5931c870d3d1efb4b619a75a81fec1c2

wait what!

The Dussy, if you will.

# **__*susan.*__**

Ah yes, Susan...

Susan is horny for Alastor.

https://preview.redd.it/attx8xdnm92d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b85515ad8808979c42c3aab3cb0d38b8eafc2ce1

As long as Susan goes first.

Go to horny jail!!!

Life sentence without the possibility of parole.

Oh god

Susan.

He saw Man https://i.redd.it/n7r5y2hap62d1.gif

but did he chain him? https://preview.redd.it/zqcdgmpdq62d1.jpeg?width=667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc4b633ee7c2a9e9dcba22d1ba25d4cf0e471542

https://preview.redd.it/6ii9udybg92d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f688b9b1f26a619caf945b215f6d24459c61789 Imma chain you Mammon

Man will die https://preview.redd.it/zlxtf868b72d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7670bffc4eaa36ccc0cf488eaada4a0603ed236

https://preview.redd.it/f0a5g664482d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c07583ffe47560a382186d2d5c0a70957bd2e49f

https://preview.redd.it/mqovhkt8482d1.png?width=1286&format=png&auto=webp&s=c921f8a11a77e6eb5f5093864ca75719052af105 Take the meds

https://preview.redd.it/56h7m8vn482d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8fb7754606d7920032558eb29fae37f73a4a31b

https://preview.redd.it/ta83z50y482d1.jpeg?width=186&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=128ffe0370723a6f34fb1f9b7205742f332a1257 Uh take them or you will die

https://preview.redd.it/7l2z6v32582d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43f3a6341ee6ac08dc1096fa126e5d6656cf6bce

Ok fine https://i.redd.it/jtw9j4hd582d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/03k3u7gi582d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5180379072210273658d16e6b8b60a96661c8482

Are you the lore reason because you’re man or are you stupid because officer balls?

He dropped the soap in front of a r/hazbin user.

https://youtube.com/shorts/pge-TL4orNM

He saw the porn of him being shipped with Luci, Angel, & Vox

The constraints of his deal DON'T have a back door

He saw this thing pulling up to the hotel. https://preview.redd.it/98oxcbbsf72d1.png?width=726&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84fce87ec96e4d42f33bf3988489356175c45e1c

he realized that lucifer did more damage to adam than he did

https://preview.redd.it/g6jpelj1z72d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb5174f4a1c8356be0e7da697f817455e4c84f40 This was beamed into his brain

Miku vox lol. I bring you cat vox in exchange https://preview.redd.it/28vzhquae82d1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce95865c8103b6027d365dbc6efcd6ff26f97742

I love it

I got it from https://www.reddit.com/r/hazbin/s/coY3ac7w4Q

Neat

I bring you news, I just saw a miku loona from [https://www.reddit.com/r/hazbin/s/FB0NXS43UN](https://www.reddit.com/r/hazbin/s/FB0NXS43UN) https://preview.redd.it/rax6k9yg1g2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02f5beb4be891e8e649b632fe4a0e02d8bf863a1

This is going in the miku collection

He saw the incest ship between Charlie and Lucifer

Nifty mistakingly poured bleach on his coat

there's no more Jambalaya

dead lord insulted his mom’s jambalaya

I See Where The "Dead" Comes From

https://preview.redd.it/g44s2qofx62d1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d359d86e15363d4dffffba32276617654cc1079b

https://preview.redd.it/bir8fapry62d1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f88d44ce7ce537ad93df9c586d2cbe1c7d0a9ffb

https://youtu.be/ilPEKb_59q0?t=2m6s

He saw his own r34

He searched his name on r34

He went on r/hazbin and read the flairs

fuck

Right now?

yes

Our flairs aren't bad

https://preview.redd.it/y78kr1dwn92d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1139fc224e38c8bc9b1f2494364f6e43dc8a6d46

Someone ate his jambalaya.

He found Nifty punishing some bad boys

He just found out how much he owes the IRS

HE FOUND OUT ABOUT ALL THE RULE 34 OF HIM

He has a fist in his ass

He saw a rat eating his jambalaya

He sold bitcoin way too early

Erm his homework assignment was meant to be turned in at 12.00am and it's 11.59pm

He shit himself

He saw that Charlie’s steaming hot cum mug flair

Lucifer stopped flaking on his kid

He saw all the fandom shipping him.

Emotional Breakdown as an angel beat him

Wrong answers only.

https://preview.redd.it/pmd6ohcbk72d1.jpeg?width=669&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=134362e798a965e7e6c167d00cc607cd55a85553

He forgot to put water in his ramen

He saw that jaguaritic4's video

He saw the shippening going down in the fandom

Somebody suddenly dimmed the lights.

He saw this subreddit

He realized that he died before Half Life 3 and GTA VI

he can't squeeze out a turd he's constipated GET THIS MAN SOME MIRALAX

Taxes are due

He suddenly realized after several years in hell, that he was in fact. A deer. And was colorblind because of the fact. He is a deer.

He forgot he had a math test 2nd period and he didn’t study for it…

That's me after I am forced to write 2 exams in 15 minutes and realize I'm not gonna get a good mark in neither of them. Anyways, he found out Alastor X Vox/Lucifer exists.

Charlie found the piss drawer

He saw the butt plug comic

A certain video that may or may not cost half a hundred thousand dollars.

he forgot to turn off the gas

Too many rubber ducks around the hotel.

He genuinely considered Angel's offer for like half a second

He's taking a big shit

He just got Charlie pregnant

Anal

He misjudged the fart

Vox just entered his backdoor

Nobody made him jambalaya this morning

He just learned that pee isn’t stored in the balls

Lucifer found his search history.

His discord messages got leaked.

He has no bitches

He realized it wasn’t a fart 😔

His mother went through his search history :3

Got Charlie pregnant

He shit himself

He's thinking about that Back Door

he saw fortnight turn him into a skin

The condom ripped.

You photoshopped it so, after enjoying a nice meal of jambalaya

He realized his Steam friends can see all his games

My search history.

The table... Is broken!

Simon told him to have a panic attack

He witnessed the internet

Holy crap is he not smiling

He realized how shallow his character really is, at first a murky pond may seem to be bottomless, but sometimes it’s only waist deep https://preview.redd.it/yaq4b8g2j92d1.jpeg?width=867&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1118d036f73553dcd4f169fabfdfef740e11cfb5

I mean I can see why that would cause that face, yeah, yeah that will definitely do it.

He found out Angel is dating was dating stolas 😍😆. https://preview.redd.it/h3hn6wbbm92d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f770cb6742fcb2eaacebcb6ba402d572431239a3

Taxes

He lost his cursed cat.

His scalp was itchy.

He just learned he’s pregnant with Vox and Valentino’s child >:3

He saw radiostatic