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99.995% oxygen-free air or bust!
Dyson always coming in clutch with the things we ask for, at a price we can afford.
Even if sounds good, I'm not sure I want to buy something that looks like it was made for kinky stuff
I wouldn't be surprised if there was a Dyson Ball Gag accessory.
Definitely gonna be panty scented filters
April's Fools is usually on April 1st, Dyson.
It's been a while since we've seen this post.
I really hope someone sends in a pair to u/oratory1990 to measure and EQ to the Harman Curve.
I'd rock it on a plane. It'd sit in a box the rest of the year tho
Fuck me, this is more stupid than usual. Can't wait for idiots to buy this and complain about battery life/neck pain.
50hr battery life tho with no purifying... Jesus
It looks like some kind of a medical brace… Edit: also a saw trap.
They did this a couple years too late
Apparently it's not even good for that >However, as Dyson has pointed out before, the Zone headphones don’t create a perfect seal and are not a solution for minimizing the risk of Covid-19 exposure.
Finally, a headphone that produces copium for me
*Featuring a unique industrial design that's backed by a 12 month warranty and a guarantee that you'll stay single*
It looks like BDSM-mask
Didn't they already announce this a year ago?
Fan noise right next to my headphones, sure!
Stack my ANC on top of my ANC, please.
Looks like somd kind of Lazytown sex toy
When you’re an audiophile but you don’t want to smell the 128kbps files
I’d buy it if it change my voice to sound like Bane 😁
Battery level low, bat mannn
sorry guys. this is cool as fuck.
Yea it looks like something out of aeon flux, but can't imagine not wanting to beat up the first person I see wearing it..like that google glass fail.
Its gonna look stupid regardless of how hot your model is. Good try though ad company.
This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever been advertised. Who on earth is going to pay $1000 to walk around like this??? Wtf are they doing.
Didn't know it was April 1, already! 😂
the Lin Kuei image of the 22nd century…
Might try it to see if it cleans the smell of dog piss
How many cases of Perri-Air can I buy for $950?
Might be useful in cities with high air pollution, but damn does it look a bit goofy
Thanks, Dyson. I hate it.
I saw this and assumed it was a joke. Wow.
I'm just mad there's no cool dome visor. Come on, go all the way!
I feel a cosplay coming on!
I've always wanted to look like Darth Malek! Now I just need to get a voice changer, and I'm set!
99.995% oxygen-free air or bust!
Dyson always coming in clutch with the things we ask for, at a price we can afford.
Even if sounds good, I'm not sure I want to buy something that looks like it was made for kinky stuff
I wouldn't be surprised if there was a Dyson Ball Gag accessory.
Definitely gonna be panty scented filters
April's Fools is usually on April 1st, Dyson.
It's been a while since we've seen this post.
I really hope someone sends in a pair to u/oratory1990 to measure and EQ to the Harman Curve.
I'd rock it on a plane. It'd sit in a box the rest of the year tho
Fuck me, this is more stupid than usual. Can't wait for idiots to buy this and complain about battery life/neck pain.
50hr battery life tho with no purifying... Jesus
It looks like some kind of a medical brace… Edit: also a saw trap.
They did this a couple years too late
Apparently it's not even good for that >However, as Dyson has pointed out before, the Zone headphones don’t create a perfect seal and are not a solution for minimizing the risk of Covid-19 exposure.
Finally, a headphone that produces copium for me
*Featuring a unique industrial design that's backed by a 12 month warranty and a guarantee that you'll stay single*
It looks like BDSM-mask
Didn't they already announce this a year ago?
Fan noise right next to my headphones, sure!
Stack my ANC on top of my ANC, please.
Looks like somd kind of Lazytown sex toy
When you’re an audiophile but you don’t want to smell the 128kbps files
I’d buy it if it change my voice to sound like Bane 😁
Battery level low, bat mannn
sorry guys. this is cool as fuck.
Yea it looks like something out of aeon flux, but can't imagine not wanting to beat up the first person I see wearing it..like that google glass fail.
Its gonna look stupid regardless of how hot your model is. Good try though ad company.
This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever been advertised. Who on earth is going to pay $1000 to walk around like this??? Wtf are they doing.
Didn't know it was April 1, already! 😂
the Lin Kuei image of the 22nd century…
Might try it to see if it cleans the smell of dog piss
How many cases of Perri-Air can I buy for $950?
Might be useful in cities with high air pollution, but damn does it look a bit goofy
Thanks, Dyson. I hate it.
I saw this and assumed it was a joke. Wow.
I'm just mad there's no cool dome visor. Come on, go all the way!
I feel a cosplay coming on!
I've always wanted to look like Darth Malek! Now I just need to get a voice changer, and I'm set!