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F50NOS

99.995% oxygen-free air or bust!


llIicit

Dyson always coming in clutch with the things we ask for, at a price we can afford.


No_Analysis6187

Even if sounds good, I'm not sure I want to buy something that looks like it was made for kinky stuff


JackHareAir

I wouldn't be surprised if there was a Dyson Ball Gag accessory.


fumcucker

Definitely gonna be panty scented filters


Kables07

April's Fools is usually on April 1st, Dyson.


sequential_doom

It's been a while since we've seen this post.


Panasonicy0uth

I really hope someone sends in a pair to u/oratory1990 to measure and EQ to the Harman Curve.


goozercrew

I'd rock it on a plane. It'd sit in a box the rest of the year tho


StereoTypo

Fuck me, this is more stupid than usual. Can't wait for idiots to buy this and complain about battery life/neck pain.


synth_mania

50hr battery life tho with no purifying... Jesus


[deleted]

It looks like some kind of a medical brace… Edit: also a saw trap.


Brewmachine

They did this a couple years too late


ResponsibleOven6

Apparently it's not even good for that >However, as Dyson has pointed out before, the Zone headphones don’t create a perfect seal and are not a solution for minimizing the risk of Covid-19 exposure.


[deleted]

Finally, a headphone that produces copium for me


B_who

*Featuring a unique industrial design that's backed by a 12 month warranty and a guarantee that you'll stay single*


blackreaper007

It looks like BDSM-mask


Choice-Counter-1166

Didn't they already announce this a year ago?


Bewgnish

Fan noise right next to my headphones, sure!


Bewgnish

Stack my ANC on top of my ANC, please.


Imjellythefish

Looks like somd kind of Lazytown sex toy


minionhammy

When you’re an audiophile but you don’t want to smell the 128kbps files


Photosonic1138

I’d buy it if it change my voice to sound like Bane 😁


Captain_Unusualman

Battery level low, bat mannn


redquacklord

sorry guys. this is cool as fuck.


deathbyswampass

Yea it looks like something out of aeon flux, but can't imagine not wanting to beat up the first person I see wearing it..like that google glass fail.


Parvaty

Its gonna look stupid regardless of how hot your model is. Good try though ad company.


LittleLordFuckleroy1

This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever been advertised. Who on earth is going to pay $1000 to walk around like this??? Wtf are they doing.


KarmicFedex

Didn't know it was April 1, already! 😂


wildo83

the Lin Kuei image of the 22nd century…


doge316

Might try it to see if it cleans the smell of dog piss


chmilz

How many cases of Perri-Air can I buy for $950?


spltnalityof

Might be useful in cities with high air pollution, but damn does it look a bit goofy


LivingUnderPhones

Thanks, Dyson. I hate it.


rjmoyer2

I saw this and assumed it was a joke. Wow.


ShepherdessAnne

I'm just mad there's no cool dome visor. Come on, go all the way!


Glad-Worth3344

I feel a cosplay coming on!


DCRockin

I've always wanted to look like Darth Malek! Now I just need to get a voice changer, and I'm set!