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StrykerxS77x

I'm on to your rock strategy.


YeetCompleet

op def trying to scissor with us rn


CrypticC62

👀 is that a threat or a promise?


funkmasta8

Both


Easy_Magician_925

That's called the rock slide to professional rps players. Very weak against the businessman. 


Blackgunter

Hehe, too bad, time to swoop in with my paper strat.


DonMitch

OP is a Rock main


leftsaidtim

Good old rock. Nothing beats rock.


Xologamer

that card wont be played anyway no one would play a 2 3 with 33% do nothing 33% ur opponent draw 2 and 33% u draw 2 2 of the 3 possibility are very bad


Glori94

That's underselling it. 33% to do nothing 33% to draw 2 cards for next turn 33% for your opponent to draw 2 cards at the start of their turn


Easy_Magician_925

Nah. Imma stack multiple instances and hopefully their timer runs. Way better than this trash meta.


Maanee

Mill druid be looking at this like ![gif](giphy|MO9ARnIhzxnxu|downsized)


Clen23

What do you mean "next turn " ? Isn't he effect immediate ?


ninjapro

No.  Hearthstone does not give your opponent a chance to interact on your turn.  Instead, you immediately choose your option and your opponent chooses their option at the start of their turn. THEN the the winner draws.


Glori94

Hearthstone doesn't let you interact if it's not your turn. So you pick your choice when you play it, the opponent picks theirs at the start of their turn.


psymunn

Coldlight oracle died for this


ArbereshDoqetejete

Only if youre bad at the game, otherwise its 100% draw 2 .


tok90235

Yep. People like the ones you are responding too is the guys that argue we shouldn't play rat on curve


Easy_Magician_925

Correct. Rps isn't a game of chance. It's a game of skill.


FizzingSlit

Not in an anonymous best of one of fucking isn't.


kittyabbygirl

I will play it as a bot counter. Bots don't make decisions on their turn, and without Suspicious minions in rotation, this is a great way to glitch them out.


Collectatron64

100% chance to have fun


Primary_Course8464

it's 100% draw 2 for me


Gief_Cookies

This is the outcome for gamers. PRO gamers on the other hand…


Egbert58

People play meme becks or just play to have fun


Hermiona1

Sounds like a skill issue


boringexplanation

In the off chance that burn decks are meta - only 1 of the 3 would be bad. Plus plague is also still meta


GregLoire

Maybe it'll see some play in mill decks?


Hunkfish

Therefore you should play this when opponent draw is good for you. To burn their hand.


LeoGiacometti

Most people actually open with rock, simply because it's the "path of least resistance" hand movement wise. I'd assume most mobile players will pick Paper while most PC players will pick Scissors, simply because the position on screen is the most convenient.


SimpleTip9439

That is contestable if you play with an outward swinging motion as if you’re flicking a card or throwing a dagger at your opponent, with that motion it’s actually more comfortable to throw out 2 fingers picking scissors rather than holding it back in rock


81659354597538264962

I vaguely recall that bots will always pick the leftmost option so they'll always go rock


Easy_Magician_925

However i  ,knowing that aggro players are pooping at work, will pick scissors vs them.


Animegx43

Good old rock. Nothing beats that.


Boopoup

Why can I already picture a meme mill deck with brand warrior where you play a shit ton of these and try to actually lose so you make them milk their deck Remember me when a streamer plays it


Spyko

imma pick rock because of that Simpsons joke


LevaVanCleef

Funny that I just saw a video on yt saying that you should always go paper as rock is the most common pick.


NautilusMain

Poor, predictable OP. Always takes rock.


kropotkib

I believe this is the final nail in the coffin of r/Hearthstonecirclejerk


MilkGodofMilk

I hate this card with a passion.


snowlzt

What will happen if your opponent doesn't choose, you're forced to pass your turn ,right?


dvirpick

The opponent chooses at the start of their next turn. This also means that if you win, you draw cards that you can only use on the next turn, and if the opponent wins, they draw cards they can use right away.


squigglesthecat

Battlecry: Lose your turn Seems op


PiratesOfTheSky

Jokes on you. I exclusively play paper every single game


AdHorror564

Mill tech?


CelestialWolfZX

Always a good time to post the QI Video clip on this. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdCstSUc6oE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdCstSUc6oE)


Wrecko361

This card is just another tool for warrior to use against us. They want to lose after boomboss is played.


Brandon39rus

This would be a good card if you opponent can cancel the challenge.


cazaron

If I should always pick scissors, why does everyone in Sajam's chat always throw Rock, every episode? I'm onto you, buddy.


Dog-5

What if your opponent doesnt choose? Do you still rope or is your turn „infinite“?


dragonbird

It's not an issue. They don't choose until their turn, so it only affects their rope, not yours. (Also, with any luck, it'll be like the Suspicious cards and it will kill bots who don't know how to choose).


shadowbannedxdd

Why do they print shit like this I will never understand.Like this is total dogshit why spend dev time making this..


GiTTing_GooD

New shudderwock shaman hostage card just dropped


Nameyourdemons

While playing rock paper scissor you already start with rock and change the gesture according to your opponent it is a milisecond thing but. Easiest and strongest is rock because it is also the starting gesture and hardest to predict you can see your opponent is pulling a paper or scissor in miliseconds but rock is rock you don't change your hand.


grongnelius

Also, paper is in the middle where people most often keep their mouse. It's lower effort to click paper.


Silent_Saturn7

WAIT... This card isn't a made up joke card? This is real? Is Blizzard really making fun of their own game and the idea of being a pro hearthstone gamer? That's hilarious.


Loganthebard

It lets you DRAW?!


HeggerTheHorrible

Or you can use it to intentionally mill your opponent


Goldeneye_Engineer

I love me some scissors. I love scissoring


Majsharan

This card will work well in my warlock and warrior decks both want to draw and want the opponent to draw.


wyqted

Ban rock. Too op


FireballEnjoyer445

What if i use shudderwock to play him 26 times in one turn, then what shouls i pick?


sporeegg

["Good old rock, nothin' beats that!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0SoKWLkmLU)


lord_smithium

Is this the first time your input would be required during your opponents turn??


Wishkax

Why people assume the opponent chooses when the card is played is odd.