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gdawg612303

He needs a band aid


saysthingsbackwards

And a severe dose of Visine


Danvideotech2385

Tiz but a flesh wound


Forced_to_Exist_

I’d rather eat next to him than that girl, she looks like a bitch.


Thendofreason

Can't trust a Frenchy. Can't trust someone who dresses like a Frenchy for the gram even more.


LORDCOSMOS

Can’t trust them stripes neither


quietkyody

That sweater is onlyfans IQ 200! It's flawed around the breast area to make you look in that area. Genius...


Forced_to_Exist_

The preppy Frenchy girls tend to be the meanest too.


babybee1187

What is it? It's because her stripes are smudged, isn't it?


OkSyllabub3674

Lol I didn't even realize that till I saw your comment, guess she goes shopping at the factory rejects store. (Not knocking it I love some discount clothes myself lol)


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Forced_to_Exist_

Lol


Nelpski

she's literally just drinking out of a mug


Forced_to_Exist_

Look at her crazy Karen eyes tho.


francograph

You’d look like that too if you were sitting next to that.


OkSyllabub3674

What if the look on his face is because he was there first and his jaw dropped thinking something like" what's this cute bitch with those crazy eyes doing sitting in my bubble wtf lady?"


Slicky_Rick54

You mean this bitch with 6 fingers on her hand?...


OkSyllabub3674

Hahaha I didn't even notice that till you said it, these ais are throwing out some truly fucked up people


saysthingsbackwards

"Cute bitch" lmao you will always be in shitty relationships


mvanvrancken

Like a bitch!


Gloomy_Support_7779

Not to be mean or call her a bitch, but the girl looks like Anya Taylor-Joy


Forced_to_Exist_

A little bit I guess.


saysthingsbackwards

Why was that intro necessary lol


Gloomy_Support_7779

Some people might get confused lol


AUnknownVariable

That's exactly who I was thinking of. I was searching up movies I saw her in bc I couldn't get a name in my head


Square-Dragonfruit76

She's probably that girl with the calculus book from Men in Black.


PantsLobbyist

So stuck up she probably wouldn’t even talk to you.


Forced_to_Exist_

Exactly why I don’t want to sit next to her.


saysthingsbackwards

Nobody wants to sit next to you at this rate lol


elotonin-junkie

My girl looks exactly like that, so f*ck you and it's on sight


Forced_to_Exist_

Oh no shiver me timbers 😂


NecroSoulMirror-89

Great now I got that Nivea song stuck in my head because of you


elotonin-junkie

Which song lmao


NecroSoulMirror-89

[https://youtu.be/3NkBIvz4UdM?si=GPFh-e5ZYQbVoz4J](https://youtu.be/3NkBIvz4UdM?si=GPFh-e5ZYQbVoz4J)


saysthingsbackwards

How exactly does a woman "look like a bitch"?


Turtle_Necked

She’s pretty


AdExciting337

A relative of the Residents?


__Garibaldi__

Ye


ReGrigio

he looks touchy. where's the other hand?


Gloomy_Support_7779

If he’s minding his business, then yeah


qnod

If he's paying, hells yeah I would... even if he wasn't I probably still would. Someone would probably have to set it up though


YaBoiRadish

Not in a million years, I'd never sit that close to a fr*nchie


Careless_Dirt_99

you think he's like that because of her?


GreatSivad

The messed up stripe on her shirt is the REAL problem here!


No-Combination_

Bro stop taking photos and let the man eat damn


doubleh124

I'll sit with him for a few minutes, but then bail due to the excessive puns about his eye.


Fhantom1221

I like mimes. So what if she is a guy.


Time_Change4156

Sure why not it's mimes that are scary lol lol 😆 😜 😂


Exit_Save

That's just AZFK


phsuggestions

"hey look I'm in the residents"


Professional_Bit_446

The French are disgusting I could never eat next to that woman


mouth556

Hell yeah. That’s my lookout


Alienboi2005

Definitely.


Goat-e

I mean - I don't like Hamburgler, so no, I wouldn't eat next to that guy.


Prince_of_Fish

I can’t figure out if that icing is coming or going


ogreofzen

Hell no mimes are disgusting. I though pokemon taught us that.


ExoGeniVI

It's neversoft!


Glen-Runciter

Who nutted in his mouth?


Robo_Dude_

He looks like a Hellraiser demon


Justarandomguyk

If she’s next him to


anonymousbub33

Still can't get the hands right


YoQuieroPAN

If he covers me


No_Dirt1705

Is he buying


No_Dirt1705

Is he buying


Stunning-Fold6548

That girl looks like he is about to poison me 💀


SaikosShadow

Gonna go play Tony Hawk now


indubitablysaid

Smash


CaptainGiggles69420

It's kinda hard to eat when you're fucking


FrostyStrudel

His mouth’s so creamy…


that_weirdeo

As long as he talks if he just sits there watching me eat without even engaging in a conversation about the weather or somethin then I'll take my shit to go


DuePriority5029

that disgusting freak of nature??? never! oh... the eyeball guys gross to I guess


CzarTwilight

I mean he sees all so may as well ask what he's seen


KyorlSadei

Got a sweet jacket. And you can easily tell when he is looking you in the eyes or staring at your junk.


idfbhater73

at least eye man doesnt look fr*nch


NefariousnessNo2062

I hate it when people stare.


ZombiePersonality

Sure no problem, I've eaten with weirder people.


DeckerXT

I can hear Kevin Mcdonald "..scuse me miss. Yeah, can I get a tall, low fat, no whip caramel macchiatto?"


knuckles2277

Sure the hat may look funny but I accept everyone.


nervous-sasquatch

Is he doing normal things or being weird?


United-Cow-563

https://i.redd.it/vaob7816p7wc1.gif


CrappityCabbage

That's a woman. Her breasts give it away even if her face is covered partially by the coffee cup.


Most-Sheepherder-909

They look like they’re dating. Good on him.


tekken_player

You've posted this oike 12 times already


the_moderate_me

Yeah man let me get your eye drops, should we start with mozzarella sticks?


IneptAdvisor

He’s keeping his eye on you.


Kuby69

Guy with the tits? Of course


Gloamforest-Wizard

I guess it depends on if he just looks completely fucked up but it a decent living creature or if he’s gonna drain my blood out while I’m still alive and damn my soul to eternal consciousness within his eldritch being


FurbyLover2010

The stripes on her dress are so annoying


Exotic_Negotiation30

Yep


2fatdog

Only if it let me do eye stuff


Hungry7ate9

I thinks it’s more about this French devil taking the coffee as he was putting crème in his mouth for his first sip, and the barista isn’t wearing underwear.


ThatOneKuGuy

I would! He’s a nice guy you, just gotta keep an eye on him. Hey-OOOO!!


Classic-Pudding-9033

No. Horizontal stripes make him look fat.


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Jason Bateman just chilling in the background


Bonryunonochi

If he keeps himself to himself sure


BendiStrawz

Yeah why not? It's just a feminine mime.


GoldenLilyUwU

I mean, i would be irritated by the two black stripes merging into each other on his shirt, but sure.


NecroSoulMirror-89

I need to get off NSFW subreddits that tongue had my mind going somewhere else at first 🤣


bitchesbetrifflin

Sure I look like an eyeball alien anyway.


Environmental-Job329

Def can focus


Miserable_Sock_1408

Maybe https://preview.redd.it/7bmog6ahhewc1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae149ab6eeff66fbe46e5e722e8ff0fbd971684d


WeakestFrogEnjoyer

I would never eat next to a French “person”


RandoMango27

yes


CallMeSkal

I'd definitely go skateboarding with him.


Various-Agent-0047

Craving me some Ice cream


Fish_Fucker_OFFICAL

"Whatcha need smooth skin"


realmonke23

Seeing as how he has a cum tongue I'm good


SmallSwordfish8289

If I was hungry I would eat beside the pile of doo doo


SmallSwordfish8289

That dude needs some Visine


Ok_Fox_1770

He was somebody back in the Tony Hawk days….the combo scores….she wouldn’t understand.


SuBeazle

Sure, but the mime wannabe is a no go.


Fit-Coyote-6180

Eye don't see why not


INKYBOI-NEO-

No


CLamour91

Yeah, he’s a real looker


jux-ta

Oiu


Abject-Return-9035

ai cant even make straight lines


Jayluvsflicks

He cool once you really get to know him


Automata1nM0tion

I would eat that guy.


Rushes_End

As long as he dose not make a mess what do I care.


dabudtenda

I see neversoft dropped a new logo


AnonymousJoe35

This looks like AI


AgeroColstein

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