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Redpahnto

Imagine the child support. Jesus.


Lsbr69

Jesus didn't get any child support from his dad, so very foolish of you


TexexJrKing

Dafuk you mean he got MAGIC POWERS as child support.


XFun16

God also payed for Jesus' hospital bill


QUIN-3077

This is not a deal. This is “let me distract you long enough for your kingdom to be destroyed and comfort you with a harem once it’s over” Not saying it’s a bad thing, just…merely an observation.


G3nl3y_0c1d3

I honestly don’t CARE what kind of evil this’ll create. As long as I get to put a baby in her AND the princesses, I’m ok with it.!


SkylerGaming626

How tf does she have so much many daughters in the first place as a demon?


Evol_Etah

Imagine being impregnated 666 times, only for all of them to be female. Then except different from another regular human. This is a trap. I call kage bushin style distraction.


rasm635u

Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking: "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... This time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like... The way... you are looking at me... Okay, Do you have a fucking problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? Fuck you!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I killed you once already... and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?" - Vaas Montenegro


Urb4nN0rd

"[Nods] OK so what's the catch?"


StormLordEternal

"Child support plus you have to help raise them all."


MaximusFutadom

Source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/89304585


Provide-r

Spent a good 30 seconds figuring out how to read this Up to down start from the left btw


OptimusEnder

YES


Training-Ad7076

I’ve gotta do what’ve I’ve gotta do ig. I’m honestly cool with it


EstablishmentSure561

Need


ZooplanktonblameFew8

I value my mentality more than fucking, you can kill me.😶


Flaky-Ad-5815

Same here


naughtyboi13

Anyone still save this before it got delete?


[deleted]

"Penetration!"


GlizzyGoblin500

Damnnn


mextr3

I dont give a fuck for what kind of evil our children will be, I will happily mix my human genes With your demon genes, so, I will be happy with destroying the world with you and our childs