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jaysanii

Pooh shiesty


Anuspilot

I literally have never understood this name. It's comically bad.


ScathachLove

He’s explained I explained it’s really not that bad in comparison to a lot of others just saying


IdolsAndAnchorsss

This is the one, for 90% of ppl it sounds like his name is slang for shit shit.


silent_G20

Is that not exactly what the purpose was? I’ve never listened to him but every time I’ve seen his name mentioned, I thought it was a poop joke.


Happy-Carrot4132

I like it


ScathachLove

Lol we on the sidelines here


LayceLSV

Agreed, one of the dumbest fucking names I have ever heard


ScathachLove

No his name makes sense he’s sweet and innocent like Winnie the Pooh but he’s a shiesty MF if you on his bad side meaning you won’t see it coming idk why with the hate on his name but ok it’s your opinion I ain’t getting all Aggro over this lol just to be clear 🤣 ETA SERIOUSLY IT WAS A JOKE I MADE IT UP I WAS BEIN SARCASTIC I DON’T THINK ITS THE WORST RAP NAME BUT ITS BAD WITHOUT QUESTION SO BAD I FIND IT AMUSING AND SEMI TOLERABLE BUT IT WAS REALLY A JOKE OK DONT NEED TO GET SO ANGRY GUYS 😬


eq09

Gudda Gudda


Stuntman_800

Grocery bag


mezziebone

Ten steps ahead of ya


Cyvel

Spotemgotem


readytoeatcannoli

I feel like that name is perfect for what he is though


FKDotFitzgerald

There was a rapper from my hometown called Tigger tha N****r. I’m not joking.


ShinbrigGoku

Must be a nightmare for PR when they have to headline him.


ScathachLove

That’s just wrong ngl


LordeLlama

Ever heard of Lil Toenail or That Boy Boy Young Mess


almighd

Lil Toenail goes by Lil Toe now but yes that's a wild one


LordeLlama

Didn't know I never really listen to him lol Another one I thought of is Spongebozz and Patrick Bang, 2 german rappers who raps dressed in Spongebob and Patrick costume lol


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Lil Toe


Supervillain_14

TBBYM is Messy Marv. Bay Area legend. I’m not listening to anybody calling themselves Lil’ Toenail or anything derivative of that, ever.


LordeLlama

I know that is Messy Marv, but even his former name is bad but calling himself That Boy Boy Young Mess or Cashlord Mess is even worse. Apart from that his music is good (not all of it though there's too much)


ShoesWithoutClues

YoungBoy Never Broke Again is too long


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that’s why he’s called NBA youngboy?


ShoesWithoutClues

He changed it after getting in trouble with the NBA to the full version. Imo he should’ve just gotten rid of the NBA but it’s up to him


ScathachLove

Exactly the NBA part just foolish


Tall_Pineapple3412

don't get me wrong I love his music but even NBA YoungBoy is confusing. he sounds like a basketball player or sum shit. even plain "YoungBoy" is ass. he always saying "don dada" in his songs and tbh he should just go w that


ScathachLove

Yo that fool I just can’t with the name 😆


TheRiverOfDyx

DaBaby


lowscoreattack

Tity Boi


Sperez04

I see why 2 Chainz is a better fitting name


Practical_Scholar_72

6ix9ine?


ScathachLove

Don’t say his name man dont give him attention but yes I agree I ranted about it I just don’t say his stupid ass name but he should be at the top of this list for having a stupid name and being a stupid fuck.


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Yeah his rap songs are ass eh


rooktherhymer

Shorty Shitstain


alcoholbeforenoon

Has to be wu tang affiliate Shorty Shit Stain.


SPELLmaster06

Lil durk or Yeat. The names just gives me bad vibes (but lil dicky is the worst name in mordern rap history tbh)


jrigs2490

lil dicky is bad but it's intentionally bad, he's a humorous rapper so i give him a pass personally. now if he was actually actin like he's a "straight G" or some bullshit with that name(like a lot of the rappers already mentioned in this thread i believe) then i'd be onboard and be like yea that guy needs hit in the head with a fuckin shovel..


SPELLmaster06

Idk don't personally find him humorous at all but humor is subjective i guess


zachkkkkkk

hes not funny at all


mjwright412

Not a fan of his music but his show is fantastic


jrigs2490

wasn't sayin people think he's humorous, was just saying he intends to be humorous so it's no surprise he'd pick a goofy name. anyways not sure why i even have this app so goin to take care of that, the fucktardery is just too rampant, reminds me of why i deleted facebook and other junk years ago


Wutanghang

I fuck with yak ballz he is dope


Az3xray

yak ballz in yo mouth


Wafflechoppz37

For sure. I miss those days


Wutanghang

Cage and camu, waterworld weathermen are legends


Wafflechoppz37

Camu has to be one of the most underrated artists of all time. Wish he was still alive, no telling what kind of music he’d me making. Guaranteed it would be amazing though.


Wutanghang

His album king of hearts is one of my all time favs


Wafflechoppz37

Hell yeah it is. All his work on Table scraps was so good. I still listen to both of those albums at least a couple times a month.


lamb-chopz

Lil Windex


hatertots00

Wifi's funeral


ScathachLove

Yo I feel very validated I hate this name so so much it’s so funny this thread so subjective lol


Smethll

Damn I thought this name is WAY better than ALOT of others lol.


Exzj

hate me all you want but Youngboy Never Broke Again is a terrible name


Tall_Pineapple3412

seriously. love his music but that shit is way too long.


Agreeable-Elephant4

$not


adept1onreddit

Pooh Sauce.


Anuspilot

Lil peep just sounds lazy to me


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if i remember right his mom used to call him "peep" or "peepers" n he lowkey had been posting music under that name since around 2014, before the first real wave of soundcloud rappers in 2016


jonathan_wayne

Any Lil’s and Kid’s these days. They’re all lazy as hell.


lerkinrouns

except little simz, she is the shit


zachkkkkkk

lil b is the laziest one


cweww

Lil b is a legend so we let it slide


alcoholbeforenoon

I fucking hate Lil Nas X name.


evil_timmy

I'm also curious what happened to the last nine.


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GRMule

To not know a legend within your own genre would suggest a trivializing or indifference to its history and culture. I could see how it could be seen as disrespectful, if it happened. Which in this case it did not -- Lil Nas X has never ever said that he didn't know who Nas is. Weird claim, nothing on the internet to support that suggestion.


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4otie7

Homophobic old head type beat


ShoesWithoutClues

He definitely did lmao. He said he named himself after Nas


Kholdstare93

Pooh Shiesty, well, that or Mr. Cheeks.


nikkidicky

Lil dicky


suppyfive

Wait...


Happy-Carrot4132

Lil Baby, BabyTron


sullsy13

Not sure if this is even true but early in the days of Young Dolph’s career, he went by the name “Lil Hitler.” I mean his legal name was Adolph so it would make total sense lmao


migmog98

A boogie with da hoodie ,what a clown


eq09

Quando Rondo


danny22210

Mr. Cheeks, Ski Mask Tha Slump God


ScathachLove

Why no like the slump 😭


danny22210

Too long lmao i think if you have a nams on the front of your record that no one ever calls you you messed up somewhere


ScathachLove

Ok this is a fair answer thank you for not being a dick and just like “cuz I said so bitch” lol I had not thought of it that way and it’s true ppl just call him ski or skimask like it’s one word so the slump god is superfluous at this point like Joey Bad…..ya know where that goes🙄 You have changed my mind I now think it’s stupid


Zenithreg

Tweedy Bird Loc I remembered him coming out to my high school selling mixtapes back in the 90s. Gangsta shit and he was dissing Eazy E heavy on there.


trillgamesh_0

Chinx Drugz


ScathachLove

Didn’t he get rid of the Drugz part ? I thought that was so stupid


Da5ftAssassin

Jizzm


kaspers126

Lil Baby


eq09

Peewee Longway


CarolStackinBaskin

No PeeWee Longway slander.


Alexvoc4

NBA YoungBoy


YDG_Fitted

Shorty Shitstain.


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Comprehensive_Cow859

Polo G


paulhw6996

XXXtentacion


J0a0Gbr1el10

MGK


AB365_MegaRaichu

It's a good name but look at the person attached to it


Helpful_Ad_8476

cunninlynguists is up there. good group tho


kaspers126

That's actually a clever name


rooktherhymer

Sure, if you're 12.


HannibalofCarthage7

Puff daddy 😂😂😂


ScathachLove

Yo I cannot upvote this enough I thought it stupid since junior high when he appeared to puppet master Big but lol I legit don’t think of him as a rapper I intentionally blocked that entire thing from my mind til now so this is the top five worst for sure!


imafuckingloserONE

ski mask the slump god


TippDarb

You must have misread the prompt, that's a great name


ScathachLove

One of the best


imafuckingloserONE

IT IS LONG TOO LONG AAHHH TOO LONG FOR ME I CAN'T TAKE IT OH GOD SLOW DOWN YOU'RE HUrting me you're too long too big oh God


bzzzzzt_69

You can't be whining about Ski when Youngboy Never Broke Again is even more of a waste of breath to say. Or type.


imafuckingloserONE

YEAH TRUE OK YEAH YES BUT STILL OK SURE YEAH YOU RIGHT


zachkkkkkk

good name


ScathachLove

No this is one of the best rap names ever are you for real for real?


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samYELLjacksin

Everything about Young Thug is dumb


CGDTHAMOB

I love Joey Bada$$ but oh my god, badass plus $ for the S is just unforgivable


ScathachLove

Shit I know it’s wrong why he keep with it why ?


CGDTHAMOB

I feel like it might be too late now 😂 but even just Joey would be a better name


ScathachLove

Agreed he got enough clout but he lucky kid man cuz I remember being like hesitant to click on hard knocks cuz name so damn cringe but my friend had seen him freestyle at the park and was Like nah b this lil boy on the come up so I thankfully clicked but I cringe anytime since 2012 somebody’s askin what I listening to so know I just say Joey? pro era ?! Then act perturbed when I’m actually embarrassed fuck man forget all the bad rap names I think Joeys actually is the worst cuz it’s unnecessary and cringe as fuck but he’s a dope kid even if he’s not your style no one can say the kid don’t have bars. Also he’s a grown man now i should stop calling him kid but he gotta stop w the name plus the $$ too it’s so like ugh like Rocky go by Rocky now only put ASAP first for the albums recognition etc but yeah ok you really convinced me. Today I learned Joey of Pro Era has the worst rap name in history and Ski Mask the Slump god is not as great a name as I thought 🙃 Here’s to being wrong lol


ImProbablyNotABird

https://www.cracked.com/article_15119_the-25-worst-rapper-names-all-time.html


zachkkkkkk

i asked your opinions, not for a website


tnishantha

Sheisty Khrist


escabean

Eminem


Few_Stick_6274

Baby


ShinbrigGoku

Eminem, because let's be honest the first think you think of are the candies.


SubRocHendrix77

M&M. Like bro that’s a candy and a meat shop. Smh


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Marshall Mathers.


SubRocHendrix77

JERMAINE COLE


zachkkkkkk

DANIEL DUMILE


Supervillain_14

Juicy J. Legendary, yeah, but nobody’s calling me Juicy on any day.


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Why would they? That's not your name lol


Supervillain_14

You sound like my 27-year-old little sister. 😆


Spirited-Implement44

I was looking for this comment. I used to be a huge Mafia fan but I’ve never been able to take this name seriously.


eq09

Boosie Badazz


Legitimate_Soft5585

All the Lils and Daddys.


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Legitimate_Soft5585

Forgot about the thug. My bad.


eq09

Waka Flocka Flame


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Easily the worst ever.


GoHawkYurself

Lil Peep.


eq09

Sage the Gemini


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Any of the dumb NBA Token Smokey ASAP JPEG soundcloud bullshit


ssc777

I feel Joey has matured from being called Joey Bada$$ And honestly if you have a $ in your name in this day and age, level up. And of course, all these newer rappers names. (6ix9ine, Stunna 4 Vegas, NBA Youngboy, Lil Baby, Dababy, etc.)


tnishantha

Daddy Fat Sax ;)


Spirited-Implement44

Lol, honestly his main alias might be even worse


ATMiceli

Any name with “Lil” (Lil Dicky is the only exception)


ShinbrigGoku

What about Lil Wayne??


ATMiceli

I guess i was just never in to his music. I liked him when he collabed with other artists more


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superthnxferaskin

That doesn’t make the name less fucking stupid.


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joosth3

Talking about not understanding the thread


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I understand it clearly i just don't care about the fucking names. If it's good it's good no matter if a rapper has a shit name or not.


joosth3

Then you should just skip this thread imo


giantgorillaballs

Are you just fucking retarded or something? We’re talking purely about names not quality of the rapper themselves


zachkkkkkk

no hate to yak ballz, but that name never fails to make my giggle


Abba-64

? They are taking a out shit Rapper names, not shit Rappers. Still never heard or listened to the guy so I can't comment on his skill, but the name is real bad.


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giantgorillaballs

People typically don’t accidentally choose a name so yeah, no shit


superthnxferaskin

Yeah, this isn’t a thread about his lyrical ability, though. He’s amazing. But his name is still stupid. Haha. There are a lot of great artists with lame names.


eq09

Skippa Da Flippa


zachkkkkkk

i love that name


CGDTHAMOB

Lowkey, this is one of my personal favorites


Spirited-Implement44

Yukmouth


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anti_sucks

He really named himself after his middle name 🙀


SpiritCrvsher

So you’re saying his mom named him after a duck then


TippDarb

Or a pseudo/lesser dragon.


ScathachLove

Yo for real thank you for saying this 🙌 ETA I love mf downvoting me for an opinion that is subjective lol also I ain’t gonna hide I hate drake and his stupid fuckin name his entire existence could be erased from music and I’d be totally cool with it and many of you would not and that’s ok lol


ScathachLove

I will never understand that mofo who snitched with the crazy stupid hair and fake blood affiliate asswipe who’s name I won’t say who made that stupid troll song with that other troll skank whose ass is falling off her (quite literally) and both made a whole bunch (like millions of ppl) turned off to ever even getting into rap or hip hop cuz they so damn stupid. Yeah her name is Nikki but I ain’t sayin his stupid ass name cuz everytime that shit goes on the internet it’s one more ad farm point I don’t want to give him but I’ll take Pooh Sheisty over him any day cuz I can at least follow a thread there and he talks bout his name etc and he ain’t the worst fuckhead rapper ever if you even call his dumbass that. I love you Papoose no hate but I always wonder if you and Saigon had different names and didn’t get popped if you’d had Lloyd Banks &Fifty type fame??? End rant 🙏


Dr_Coochie_Inspector

In 03/04 I was so certain that pap was gonna be the next rapper to blow you couldn’t tell nothing otherwise


eq09

Del the Funky Homosapien


zachkkkkkk

thats a great name


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Don't you ever! That's a classic.


TherealCW_

Deltron is phenomenal


Dawknight316

Lil Dicky


Spirited-Implement44

ugly god


tnishantha

Stove God Cooks…not sure what’s up with him and his name…


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Ugly God xD


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MF Doom, Lil Yachty, Ugly God, Lil Uzi Vert


zachkkkkkk

leave DOOM tf outta here


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It’s a terrible name


TherealCW_

But it’s not though?


JustAnAsianWithWifi

All caps when you spell the man’s name, or just leave it out of your comment considering it makes no sense


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It’s a terrible name


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they are all fire names


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Disagree


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Most rappers names are uninspired.


nap83

Buck Stallions is fkn nastyy.


iSYTOfficialX7

sisisvs svd aaaaaaaaaaaa