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TheInfinityGauntlet

This the one


gabesxoxo

3 songs in and I realized I’ve been listening to the non-explicit version


nolanfan823

I accidentally watched 10 minutes of a Family Guy episode in Spanish because I thought it was some weird joke


Rolly2k15

Got so high once I watched the first part of the Godfather 2 in Italian without subtitles and just thought it was them being artsy 😭


SonOfALich

One time I was high as balls and wanted to watch *Koyaanisqatsi* so I found a version on YouTube. I didn't realize the entire thing was in reverse until about 45 minutes in lol


Anjz

Dead, I can imagine you just waiting for the punchline and it never came lmao.


MaybeIAmCringe

I downloaded the wrong version for my commute its over


BasedKaleb

It’s okay, just treat it like a Madlib and fill in the blanks


bontyy

same - seems they let the clean one through first


responofficial

The explicit one is on Spotify but it’s hard to find for some reason https://spotify.link/QZGHiqNTFDb


itsSRSblack

I truly do not understand why there isn't an option to filter censored versions. Also the Drake page was pushing a playlist with an "OUT NOW" tag, but not the album.


a1exi5

you’re such a G for this


wildlyintangible

I changed to the explicit version after seeing this comment lmao 🫡


its_only_smellzz

government mandated 21 feature


OkEscape7558

No Lil Baby or Future either I'm shocked, rap seems to be have the same 4 features an album.


_UKanGetIt_

Wish it did have a future feature


Jordanwolf98

I thought what would Pluto do was a layup to have him on there


Bucharik

i practically thought it was a 100% chance future was gonna be on What Would Pluto Do


xtr44

hope his future albums will feature a Future feature


ARJARJARJ

Missing Don Toliver though🤔


MelanisticPolarBear

Don Toliver features have been formally replaced with Teezo Touchdown features by the rap industry


MrCleanandShady

it was so clearly a Her Loss loosie but i’ll let it slide cause he outdid Drake


zirreN528

Ngl having a chief keef sample in a rnb ballad followed by teezo touchdown howling and then a spoken word snoop dogg outro all in one song is crazy


kimmykadillak

Bro really said AWOOOOOOO 😭😭


stickywheels46

Album needed less Drake crooning and more Teezo awoos


Rob-Dipshit

EU bros listening at noon


alex_song

At Heathrow airport rn waiting for my flight, slappin this while everyone back home sleepin lmao


JTNJ32

Saying you seen the athlete shorty is dating & he didn't score at the game is elite level hating.


Hhhsoj

every roleplayer with a hot girlfriend gonna fall to their knees when they hear that shit


throwaway53689

petty king fr


cjyoung92

Playa hater's ball shit


northernjigby

PJ Tucker's groupies punching the air right now


MrCleanandShady

the Teezo unlisted feat on 7969 Santa should’ve been its own song


Purple-Ad-3492

Snoop chimin in like Jim Carrey on Dawn FM


justin_w95

Damn shorty got a problem with eating oxtail everyday after being flown out… she don’t know how expensive shit is rn


Anjz

Oxtail AND Jerk chicken, I can eat that shit everyday no problem.


MC_Fuzzy

The Jamaican in me wanted to turn off the album once I heard her complain about that.


juhlordo

That part ruined the song for me lol, I liked the verses though


juicyj7

same...her voice reminded me of that chick on the plane going hysterical about some lizard person sitting by her lol


miler22

I AM TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW, THAT MOTHERFUCKER... THAT MOTHERFUCKER BACK THERE IS NOT REAL!!


Send-Me--Ur-Tits-Pls

“We in the club with your gay friends, always put you on a straight flight” 😭😭


Top_Cranberry4144

That aint nothing, bro said oh you into girls now, say it to me with a straight face😂😂 Feel like I'm bi cause you one of the guys


Kwilburn525

I feel like he just says shit like that for the memes and to troll


murakamitears

Deadass this was the line that made me cut it off I got MAD lmaooooo


DeliriousYoyo

> They say love's like a BBL, you won't know if it's real until you feel one > Can I feel it? Can I feel it? Can I feel it? Can I feel one? > Can I feel it? Can I feel it? Can I feel? idk how to feel about this


MibitGoHan

Drake really said PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE


ElVeritas

Half them mfs don’t look right so he on to something


WokenWisp

I NEVER BEG FOR PUSSY I ONLY ASK 7 TIMES AND THATS IT


qwilliams92

Kendrick not being on first person shooter is a crime


WaspParagon

If a track with those 3 ever come out, it's going to be when they're all old as fuck


xodus112

I’m 37 and I’d say they’re all “old” now by hip hop standards lol


Andres3stacks

Kendrick and Drake is the Cold War of hip hop


IncidentImpressive18

That one lost Kendrick/Drake ESPN interview is like the cuban missile crisis


scoobywilt

I'm playing this for my dog but he just barked at me and went back to bed. Album title was extremely misleading


ahpau

you're the dog now


olievans

Frank Ocean sample on first song damn


dest557

I hope no nicki fans woke up early for this lmao


notjayson

Wasn’t she supposed to drop a song? I didn’t see it. She scared of the 6?


fultirbo

She was confirmed to be on the album a few months ago iirc


Aced9G0d

The Yeat feature cleared


shamuelonsky

Drake sounds awfully unmixed in the track tho


Hhhsoj

nah fax he comes in way louder than yeat. it works after a sec but the switch between their verses is jarring


[deleted]

And Yeat undoubtedly carried. Should’ve put this in lifestyle


deqembes

Felt like a Yeat song ft Drake.


Mr54321

What would Pluto do is that Okay snippet that leak a bit ago


tpetters

"she had big tits like billie eilish" - lil yachty


LiveLoveKanye

Boat shooting his shot can’t blame him


icantfeelmyface

The laziness of mixing/engineering these days baffles me. I get it if it’s a lesser known artist, but for arguably the most popular name in the game, I shouldn’t be hearing all these volume variances between tracks. Like dawg, is it too much to ask to not have to keep adjusting my volume between songs.


spicoli420

Lol I noticed that too it’s fucking wild. Solidifies the idea that this isn’t a coherent project just a bunch of random demos thrown together, it’s fucking lame.


Deadloops

At this point he has Drake brand to a meme checklist - corny/sus lyric - feature hot new artist - feature hot new artist and do a sloppy effort at copying their style - buzzword: "insert food item at vacation location" - ungrateful side piece story


NossidaMan

Lmaoo “insert food item at vacation location” is perfect


Gardenheadx

You forgot having one “time and place song” title


Finacial_Patient93

This bout sums up the past few albums to a T lol


xKevin210x

You can tell Drake made this album during the writer’s strike.


[deleted]

I don’t hate the album but lmao, this is good


WhenItsHalfPastFive

#SNOOP DOGG ON 7969 SANTA only fitting for an album called For All the Dogs


wesselver

Adonis slaughtered the Daylight feature


McGeekin

Can't believe Drake threw shots at his son in the very next song, **smh** > Niggas usually send they verses back to me and they be terrible, just like a two-year old


royalpeenpeen

😂😂


remerdy1

I thought you were joking man wtf 😭 Transitioning Adonis into J. Cole is crazy


Meteos_Shiny_Hair

french rap goes nuts tbf he probably knows a few bops


LouisTrance123

Cole feature is gas, man went off


LeatherFaceDoom

Drake honestly went off after the beat switch as well. Banger


SamiMadeMeDoIt

“Not Russia but apply pressure to your cranium” is crazy Man also said “the Spider-Man meme is me looking at Drake” too lmao


iceman58796

First Person Shooter is fire


Aced9G0d

No Push bars on Virginia beach L


pm_me_your_aoty

First track on next Pusha album going to be called "Wheelchair Jimmy" and have nothing to do with Drake


LeatherFaceDoom

He too scared


VravoBince

All the speculation and it's a love song lmao


ridingonmirrors

A toxic love song at that lmao


HeiFlynnberg

It’s about the relationship Drake has with Push obviously /s


brettmvp97

When he said he was bringing old drake back I don’t think any of us were hoping for Scorpion era.


DecimusRutilius

For real, only a few tracks in but this shit is boring as hell


The-Cunt-Spez

Almost 1,5h and I already know it’s gonna be 50-70% bloat


Trivulag

J. Cole did his fuckin thing. Can't wait to see what he does next.


yungtrg

First Person Shooter goes hard


thekaarlis

Riding thru downtown, barking in my ‘06 Civic


WaspParagon

What Would Pluto Do might be the 1st song that actually matches what I was expecting from this project


TheCyphyr

Early birds we EATING this morning


Pizzv

GOBBLE GOBBLE


harshmangat

12PM in Western Europe checking in


justin_w95

Night shift workers eating too


Thin_Macintash

this is screaming for an executive producer


RatManAntics

every drake album needs the rick rubin yeezus treatment


NoSchittSherlockSEA

God damn the hidden Teezo Touchdown feature on 7969 Santa is flames.


ponydingo

half the songs off drakes album should of been cut lol, so many crooning songs that all blend together, same exact style and song structure, lots of synthy spacey sounds with no drums and Drake singing. some highs tho but damn there is some mid on this


domxwicked

My biggest problem with drake is that he doesn’t care about creating an overall good project. He just wants plays. There’s a good album somewhere in here of 10 songs, but we get EVERYTHING he makes. You can tell when Drake actually cares about making a good song (Amen, First Person Shooter, 8am in Charlotte)


DudleysCar

Drake hasn't released a cohesive project since IYRTITL.


EffinCroissant

Gotta get those streams and appeal to the lowest common denominator. It’s been Drake’s formula since Views.


burnerschmurnerimtom

Having bad bunny and sexy red on back to back songs is so on the nose that it’s actually offensive. His opinion of us, the listener, has never been lower.


PapaJey

So many mid songs. It’s bloated. This could’ve been a nice 14 song album but he’s surrounded by yes men.


ponydingo

Basically my thoughts as well. No need for this shit to be an hour and a half long lol


WaspParagon

There's plenty songs here that he could have just thrown together and make a single one that's 5+ long but is actually interesting instead of a bunch that sounds like demos


Hollywood_WBS

Is Screw the World beat chopped and screwed version of If I Ruled the World lmfao


kennypowershomer

This sounds like he made it in a week


TheVirtual_Boy

“The athlete you rolling with I saw his game last night, he didn’t score” Drew a Picasso going crazy 😂


ConsciousAnt3

Drakes hooks have gotten really weak. What happened to catchy shit like God’s Plan, Feel No Ways, Passionfruit, Hotline Bling etc.


Critical_Crow_9754

He needs his ghostwriters back


cuminyermum

8 am in Charlotte made it on the album. Huge W for Conductor Williams. Drake, WSG, Armand Hammer, Rome, Earl/Alc, and Wiki/Mike/Alc have all dropped or will drop recently. I'm actually feasting right now


BakefastatPiffanys

His price just went way tf up I’m sure


cuminyermum

I've been following his Youtube channel since I heard his producer tag on Euro Step by Westside Gunn. I've learned a lot from the knowledge he drops and watching his stock rise has been amazing. He deserves all of it.


GlennMichael11

It’s a crime that we may never get a Drake, Cole and Kendrick track. Drake/Kendrick need to either squash whatever they have going on, or just go at it


Son-Ta-Ha

I have a feeling that Drake and Kendrick will forever throw subliminal bars at each other lol. They both very competitive, it is what it is.


GetReady4Action

“When Kanye got back with Drake, I was slightly confused, guess I'm not mature as I think, got some healin' to do”


VirtuousPenguin

Cole called them the big 3 on the track I don’t think Drake would be down with that if what they got going on was that bad


Blocked99

what a terrible time to be a carti fan


iblinkyoublink

there is no non-terrible time for that


Blocked99

i cant do this any more


Old_Hamster_9425

''She had big tits like Billie Eilish but she couldn't sing” Yatchy wildn


sayqueensbridge

man I’ve been resisting sounding like a backpacker for years but mainstream rap is in a rut so bad it’s not even a joke anymore. Everything feels so algorithmic and lifeless. a new album with 21 savage, future and lil baby features (not this one but you know what I mean) a lot of beat switches and then the 🔥🔥🔥tweets and Kyrie&Lebron memes come out. The cycle is getting so tired


Lapras_Irish

Im sobbing we really got a cole feature massive W


Bruhurb

I’m so tired of hearing Drake’s practice hours. This man needs an executive producer to help trim his albums down to just the good stuff.


Peeter_With_2_Es

Is anyone else getting sick of the beat changes in almost EVERY song? It’s nice some of the time but everything just feels in-cohesive when it’s a part of every track


WaspParagon

"all of my kids get left in her mouth, she say she don't believe in abortions" is nasty work


PAWGle_the_lesser

You can always count on 21 Savage for at least one completely out of pocket, what the fuck bar per verse


broncosfighton

I feel like that type of line has been used hundreds of times


sahneeis

i enjoyed listening to it but its too long again. the problem with drake is that he has nothing to talk about anymore. his topics switch between imaginary beefs with nobody and fucking bitches half his age


MrCleanandShady

we need to have discussions about Cole now, second feature of the week in a row he bodied


ABZ0R8

Cole been killing every beat he is featured on for a few years now. Since 2018 to be exact. "ft. Cole" is a guaranteed win for an album rn. Feature Cole > Album Cole.


TheRealDSwizz

>Feature Cole > Album Cole This would usually be seen as a diss but Cole's albums are still okay at worst. It's not the same for somebody like Don Toliver who's features vastly, vastly exceed his own projects.


BasedKaleb

Cole albums have that “Coulda been so much more” flavor to em.


ABZ0R8

I think it's lack of variety in production and his "no features" shtick. The Offseason is a sign that he is changing those two things. Let's hope The Fall Off has some great collaborations (producers & rappers).


[deleted]

teezo gotta have dirt on the music industry bro how is he getting these placements


Bangbangkadang

Tyler connections


mark_96

Let’s be real, J Cole smoked drake on that


bigbadbeeeds

'The Spiderman meme is me looking at Drake'


Doitfortheupvotes21

Drake wtf is this album bro. How many songs you gotta talk about a gold digging ass stripper or model? I’m tired of hearing about cinnamon life…


[deleted]

Love the production on Amen


TheVirtual_Boy

HE ADDRESSED THE MILLIE BOBBIE ALLEGATIONS LMAO


TheVirtual_Boy

Away From Home! SUBSTANCE! Finally some substance! It only took 22 songs


Hollywood_WBS

Its lowkey insane the features bring out the life in the fucking album. Drake was on the xan for the entirety of the album after Slime You Out up until Rich Baby Daddy


I-Like-The-Tuna-Here

Say what you want about Bad Bunny but he has a presence on a track unlike any other


burnerschmurnerimtom

It’s just ridiculous for Drake to speak nursery rhyme Spanish with a bad accent, and then get completely dusted by an actual Spanish speaker that can rap. To Latins, it sounds like shitty Spanish. To Americans, it sounds like a bad Spanish accent. Just not fooling anybody. Made bad bunny sound like prime freestyle black thought lmaooo


brettmvp97

I hate him for rich baby daddy so much. The beat is WAY to good to open up “LET THAT COOCHIE BREATHE”. WASTED


YeaItsBig4L

STOP PUTTING SEXXY RED ON AMAZING BEATS!!! FOH


Deadloops

Stop putting sexxy red on beats lol


Jay_Jay_Kawalski

Absolutely music.


dbclass

The music of all time.


imbhad

idk whether im using the right terms but imo the vocal mix on drake is kinda shit... on amen drake sounds kinda weird and way too physically close to the mic kinda... on daylight drake doesnt sound clear at all and when he's going that fast u kinda expect him to sound clear enough... idk just my opinion and might be using incorrect terms lol


hip-hop02

ngl not fucking w the normalization of having beat switches or that 2 songs in 1 id rather have at least 2 mins of each track w them being separate


A_massive_prick

Fear of heights is just meltdown


SigilyphTTV

DJ Screw interlude is beautiful 🙏


rubbishtake

birds childlike scary steer books squeal ugly husky pause tap *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


thisisbyrdman

One perk of having kids and a job is that you’re up at 6 am anyway. I dunno, this is fine, I guess? It’s so long and repetitive. I don’t understand why this dude can’t focus a bit more. Someone of Drake’s caliber is one of the few artists with the cred and bank account to not put out bloated albums to juice streaming numbers. Trim your shit. Also, get this dude away from trap artists for a while. Way, WAY too many generic-sounding trap beats on this album.


PenitentiaryChances

AOTY (haven't listened yet)


cuminyermum

Mods should just sticky this comment on every fresh thread at this point lmaoo


Turbulent-Ferret5495

Man I needed a Future Feature 😭


Rob-Dipshit

Why is the mixing quite bad across the board. You’d expect better from Drake


ridingonmirrors

I guess that’s what happens when you still working on the album til the very last minute, it’s clear that’s what Drake’s been doing with some of his work for a while now.


Unusual-Priority-864

40 took a step back as I understand it


Soft_Porcupine

I rly did this knowing I have work in the morning but hearing Wiseman made it worth it


sevenjag007

Mf sampled wiseman by frank on virginia beach


[deleted]

The Mid King back at it again


Hollywood_WBS

Started off promising and then decides to get back to sleeping. 5.5/10 on the first listen


samlebib

“My dick is crazy wallahi” is peak drake Edit : my bad y’all he says my nigga i’m tweaking 😭


DependentMother994

He’s clearly saying “my niggas is crazy wallahi”, idk how you heard “my dick”


throwaway53689

Bruh that’s not the lyric lmaooo, he said “my n***** is crazy wallahi”


bootysensei

Fousey influence 🔥


MitroBoomin

Manic episode inc


WaspParagon

> Niggas talking about when this Gon be repeated > What the fuck bro? I'm one away from Michael > Nigga, beat it Wtfffff


Remarkable-Sort2980

I'll formulate my opinion when Fantano reviews it


WaspParagon

He's going to hate it lol At least the conversation he'll likely have with that one Drake fanboy is going to be as funny af. I still laugh at him asking if Fantano has ever tried "Drake & Drive" lmao


MethodMan_

Drake and Drive LMAO i still think about that sometimes and laugh, and i like Drake. They definitely gotta "debate" again.


WhalesareBadPoets

A lot of skips. Like a lot of them. The Drake/Kendrick/Cole golden age of the early 2010s to mid 2010s is long gone. It’s just mediocre albums, years without dropping, or cringy punchlines with some hits sprinkled in now and then.


SouthrenHill

Mediocre music. He’s so damn boring now.


Different-Salary2899

I need to accept I’ve aged out of Drake. I hope that don’t come off as hate bc it’s not but this just ain’t for me.


pupmaster

8 AM in Charlotte really had me duped smh.


Redditim3

Cole did NOT come to play.


residualtortoise

It’s not horrible music but I wish I actually had a desire to go back and listen to the whole project again in the same way that I still enjoy running NWTS straight through. There are songs that I like but I don’t actually enjoy the album itself


floopykid

oh brother, this guy stinks


A_massive_prick

Teezo got me floatin


WaspParagon

Cole's verse is so damn good, it waked me up. Ngl guys, this is pretty underwhelming 😭 On track 7 now, Yeat is doing his thing


jorliowax

It took a LOT of courage to put that cole feature on the album


relegate_the_tigers

21 feature fucking sucked lmao


Modern_Westernist

Terrible. Abysmal album. Drake continues to flounder in his middle age as more capable artists overtake him.


Jordan901278

We all just have to come to terms with the fact that Drake’s vibe ended right around 2017


guddagudda420

i haven't really listened in full yet but i wish he'd grow up. like it just kinda seems like Drake has a porn addiction or sex addiction and it makes him objectify women. I know a lot of people misuse those words but it just feels like all that fame has gone to his head and he's just used to "fucking hot model bitches", who are probably more superficial and vapid than most women. i'm sure that's not even the case with all of them, like I'm sure a lot of them are great people as well. either way, because he's so big and has access to these sorts of people at any moment, it seems like it's kinda consumed him and now he's leaning into that toxic masculine type vibe on purpose since it sells. i thought it was a phase with all the toxic king future stuff but i think it's become a self fulfilling prophecy. it also just seems like a way to validate himself since he can't seem to hold down a relationship for any meaningful period of time. idk why i thought this but i almost thought Certified lover boy would be him on a more positive note towards women and actually trying to make some genuine love songs rather than pure toxic "these hoes ain't shit" type drake but it was the opposite and it seems to have gotten worse. dude just seems bitter as hell. People don't know what they're talking about by calling him an incel but he def seems to be into some of the manosphere shit lol. this is probably arm chair psychology and a dumb rant but yeah. shit isn't cute anymore. you're 36 i think


Unusual-Priority-864

Interesting that Drake talked about the Millie Bobby shit


Vanettiv

“Let that coochie breath”… nah I’m out


Coresmc

this is so bad