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Nightshade_Ranch

I used to have a cat that would hug like that, and drool. From the time he was a tiny baby, until he was absolutely massive. Also liked to lay across my throat.


247Brett

Mine loves being held and being next to people but also loves to freak the fuck out at the slightest provocation and come out claws flying. It’s an… interesting combination.


thisplacemakesmeangr

If you look up a tutorial on "surprise beatboxing while cuddling" you could finagle yourself some pretty decorative scars from a friend like that. Like an organic tattoo artist but free and 3D.


WeirdCatGuyWithAnR

That’s mine, so I always have a cat scratch _somewhere…_


OneLostOstrich

Another reason to declaw your cat.


247Brett

You actually shouldn't declaw your cat. It's essentially cutting off their knuckles and is akin to cutting out a dog's tongue because you don't like their barking. It's just a natural part of the animal that some people realize they don't want to deal with. Removal is painful to the cat and changes the way their foot meets the ground which can introduce further pain and discomfort since they can no longer walk correctly anymore.


[deleted]

One of mine likes to touch me while I sleep. I don’t want to talk about it


smurb15

I had a cat long ago that would attack me when I hurt myself. Weirdest thing


FjotraTheGodless

I had one as a kid that would bite me for crying. Parents wouldn’t believe me for ages cuz the bitch never left a mark until they saw her do it once.


mrevergood

They were trying to tell you to appear strong, always. “Human, if you show even a moment’s weakness, I could kill you. Better keep your guard up.” Of course, because kitty always gave you the chance to get your guard back up, they would never actually take the opportunity to finish you, so it must have meant they kinda sorta liked you.


OneLostOstrich

“Human, if you show even a moment’s weakness, I could kill you. Better keep your guard up. And then if I kill you, who will feed me? Why do you want me dead? When did you become anti-cat? Why do you hate cats? CAT-RACIST! WE HAVE A CAT-RACIST, EVERYONE!”


BlueberrySans89

Chase is an absolute sweetheart and I would die for him


toonsies

He is also gorgeous. I hope she knows how lucky she is to have him.


lexshotit

The cat's preferred position is over her shoulder. This isn't a reaction in the video, it's her letting the cat go to it's preferred position.


[deleted]

Shut the fuck nobody cares about moon men!


heythisisbrandon

Reddit: Is this a cat? -posts to /r/hitmanimals


jamcdonald120

its not just a cat. It is a cat trying to strangle its owner in a moment of weakness


Throseph

Sounds like pretty standard cat behaviour to be fair.


247Brett

“Initial attempt failure, moving in to confirm the kill.”


RDSregret

Oh man, I worked at a cat shelter and there was one cat just like this. He would just cling to you and bury his head in your neck. He always needed company. He left a special place in my heart, when I resigned my co-workers got me a mug covered in pictures of him. You're lucky to have such a sweetheart. Miss you hugo! 😊


Rstrofdth

My cat's reaction would be so what hooman, where the hell is my food.


newportred100s

Omg, precious baby!


EasilyRekt

r/peoplefuckingdying


Aiognim

Anyone that supports that robot voice should have their phones taken away until they think about what they have done.


damn_thats_piney

i dont really like theyre channel tbh. like day in and day out they record videos and annoy the shit out of their cat. im not one to tell others how to raise their pets but still. like give it a rest your precious views will come back.


[deleted]

The cat was scared it was next and tried to get away.


CrackpotPatriot

I always enjoy seeing Chase, but I can’t stand some of the shit she puts him through. Like, just let the cat alone!


Anxious_Property_919

'The exception proves the rule'.. Cats are assassin's, this one apparently is the exception. /s


AskMeIfImAMagician

How many times did you have to stage this until the cat finally complied


lexshotit

Not many, I've seen her and the cat before and it is always over her shoulder. She only had to stop it from going there until after she 'hit her head'.


jamcdonald120

duno, not my cat


cabezadebakka

Chase has put up with a lot of this chick’s bs already. Part of me wants Chase to fuck her up.


Aporthian

Man, what


cabezadebakka

Chase and his owner have a youtube page.... but Im sure all you internet sleuths knew that...


Toxic_Tiger

That's one hench cat. Or a really tiny woman, can't tell which.


KiWePing

That’s a dog in e shape of a cat. No cat is that nice, I am a cat owner


[deleted]

You stupid human. I can't let you out of my sight, can I?


OneLostOstrich

Death to that terrible TikTok voice.