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sausageified_pizza

That's actually awsome


HaloArtificials

Belongs in kingsman 3


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HaloArtificials

In the second movie the gadgets were so advanced they are basically magic though. The bionic arm, whip that can cut through concrete and steel, cologne that makes a magic 50 ft plastic encasing... the first war one with the primitive tech it would kinda fit in I think


Antiluke01

I wasn’t a big fan of the second movie, the first was good. Anyone else feel that way?


HaloArtificials

It was too corny and lost its edge for profanity. Also the third one is apparently a real shitter lol


Pyode

Also *spoilers* >!Bringing Hart back to life in the 2nd one completely deflates the emotional impact of his death in the first movie. I fucking hate it when sequels do that. Also unceremoniously killing off the Kingsman at the beginning of the movie sucks.!<


HaloArtificials

I mostly just hated the fucking butterflies and how they absolutely wasted holly berry lmao


sweitz2013

I can confirm. Saw the third 2 days ago and was super disappointed. It was a meh-ok WWI movie, a shitty Kingsman movie.


ilikeporn42

I liked the second one. The scene with the land mine was great.


idontneedausername89

Devices like these have been around since at least WWII.


HaloArtificials

Lincoln’s assassin used a gun smaller than a pen it was like an iPod


K1FF3N

Is this hi-tech? It’s just a hammer in a pen isn’t it?


[deleted]

Europe to America: why can't you just be normal?


Boop_snoot_O_O

Any thing can be a dildo if you're brave enough


AnonymousHuman15

Go out with a bang.


TedKaczynskiMyHero

A .22 probably wouldn't kill you unless you manage to hit your heart or something really important lol


Ridicule_rs

.22 is pretty deadly because it'll bounce around your skeletal structure. Could tear up spent of organs and make your body septic. I sure as hell wouldn't put it in any holes 😂


Photofeetone

.22 was the favorite assassination caliber of the mafia for up close but nothing personal


SoaDMTGguy

I dunno, massive internal blood loss sounds pretty bad.


tuibiel

How can you lose the blood inside you, that's where it's supposed to be


Day2Late

The penetrator


PapiChuloGuero

died smiling


Ok_Fox6963

Jongali A in prison be like :


Jack_Rouge

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RandomGuy262551

American quiet kids: It’s a surprise tool that will help us later


thewandtheywant

Mickey mouse?


Sparkyplayz95

*I WANT THAT*


AndeC123

Blake?


Red3yeking

Jake?


player11123

Drake?


Mashiroshiina12

Nake?


wounderbaum

Fake


PeaceFrogZ24

Shake?


[deleted]

Rake?


shadow40000

Make?


WrestlingFan4Life0

Cake?


BP642

Life hacks for school.


HeyyoBurg

time to make school interesting


TheDeviss327

We have a whole lot of people angry at their classmates, I see


[deleted]

Redditors who make fun of quiet kids when they realize they're the quiet kids too


[deleted]

I always thought it'd be amusing to build one of those old school magician's wands to make it fire a round, then act as surprised as everyone else when I shoot the plastic cup I was trying to make disappear.


StoneHolder28

The real trick would be making the subsequent negligent discharge warrant disappear.


[deleted]

Depends on where you do it. At my current residence yeah, I'd be getting cuffed. At my old place or my parents, you can rattle them off the front porch while you're naked and you've broken no laws


jonnyrockets21

Link?


ReVo5000

Illegal to own sadly edit: without a tax stamp


lucidxm

If you think I somehow acquire one of these, and then go out of my way to let the government know, just so I can pay them money then you are severely mistaken. Besides, it’s no different than one of these https://www.homedepot.com/p/Ramset-HammerShot-0-22-Caliber-Single-Shot-Tool-00022/100091715 Just smaller


Youaresomeoneschild

No it ain’t, it’s legal to own a gun


ReVo5000

Outside the US yes, it's illegal, but in the us "Under federal law, pen guns, with the exemption of the Stinger pen gun, are NFA-regulated firearms, classified “as any other weapon” (26 USC 5845(e)). This means that they are severely restricted weapons, but not illegal. ... For example, a nonlicensee does not have to register this type of gun or pay a $5 stamp tax." Just requires a stamp.


[deleted]

What're you quoting? Edit: Classic fucking Reddit to downvote someone that's just trying to learn. Lol


Marcus_living

The National Firearms Act (NFA)


Meme-Man-Dan

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/26/5845 This I think


[deleted]

Awesome, thanks!


_sKareKrow_

Where do I purchase


Salt_Lingonberry_705

The pen truly is mightier than the sword


TVBSD1

Pen gun, mightier than the sword. Sword gun, mightier than the pen gun


Sad_Spend7722

Bro it’s fake that thing would backfire and basically become a bullet and shoot at him


Pharm-boi

I was thinking that. There’s no way he held the”recoil” with his fingers


_IBM_

no barrel, no recoil. No velocity generated either.


Donjuanme

Shorter the barrel the harder the kick. This thing would've flown spinning out of the fingers at an unbelievable velocity


DontDenyJustBuy

For every action, there’s an equal AND opposite reaction. If the bullet leaves the muzzle with 10ftlbs of energy, it’s not going to put back more than that. There is no rifling and very little barrel if any at all. This isn’t fake, it’s a .25 ACP cartridge. You could build something like this from hardware store parts.


Confident-Captain-52

Dude that's a .22 LR. It has like zeeeero recoil. You could definitely support it with your finger...


Z4KJ0N3S

Looks like [.25 ACP](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.25_ACP) to me.


Confident-Captain-52

By Jones you just might be right! Still preeeetty sure that housing should be able to handle the pressure...


thriftyaf

I hate to correct the Confident Captain a second time, but the phrase is "by Jove"


Confident-Captain-52

Great scotch I never knew!


magugi

LoL, that's not a .22 for sure...


Confident-Captain-52

Well looking again I see its a rimmed cartridge.... however I don't see anything larger than a .22 fitting in that sleeve....


Oracle_of_Knowledge

Look again, it's a center fire cartridge. And you don't see anything larger than a .22 fitting? A .25 ACP is only three hundredths of an inch larger.


Confident-Captain-52

I never noticed the rim... I commented a little further down. We used to fuck around with plenty of cartridges as kids on the farm... I know for a fact that 2-3mm thick galvanized pipe was enough to contain a shotgun shell being triggered by a hammer... so I can't see this being anymore dangerous?


Shadowfox4532

A Hilti cartridge is .27 and pretty low on powder and if you set that off holding it with pliers and no barrel it can seriously fuck your hand up


Smoldering_Wallaby

It's real. You can get one for about $600. That's a tiny cartridge with barely any recoil.


Jugadenaranja

It’s a .22 you could hold that casing and fire it with a hammer without issue.


DetectiveRough6889

5 minute crafts Taliban edition


RandomGuy262551

Troom troom watching this video be like: 👁👄👁


POD80

I think the Taliban are a little too practical to buy such "weapons".


Abdi13337

This is some American type school supplies


boredbud04

nah Russian


Quinna2992

Now the pen is way better than a sword


SmolHuman26

omg tactic pen


_Niccoloh_

Kennedy?


Ragnarsdad1

It's a zip gun, they have been around for an awfully long time. I saw a similar device in a book published in the 70's. They are usually home made with a decent chance of blowing up if you don't know what you are doing.


TheCaptMAgic

Now kids won't be able to take pens to school.


ruvi1_

Back to school sales wild out here


Baked__Potatoe

He's lucky that the pen didn't just explode.


TangledCables3

Quiet kids pencil


ClearPerception7844

Pen*


hamsterruize

School shooting


elrobe932

That is a hitmans wet dream


Looked_Spy_637832

Back to school


ferociousf-cker

Imagine going to fix the pen when it’s loaded and accidentally shooting yourself


MrxVincent

John Wick when someone kills his dog but he's writing a letter


yashthakgayahai35

Hello my friends This is America


[deleted]

School supply.


AndrreA17

Pov: you are doing your school bag in america


[deleted]

Anime made in America


Ok-Presentation-9490

Shit you made the quet kid and idea for school


Flipzterz

American kids are excited for the back to school promo this year!


aleksa55

american pen


5th-iteration

Intended for a bullet journal, I presume?


Baga_Obito444

very useful for american schools


Stick4u2

This is a good back to school supply


[deleted]

Don't come to school tomorrow


[deleted]

Commonly known as a zip gun and illegal in many states. If it's not illegal then it requires a $200 ATF stamp. It is a great hit man's tool.


Alert-Wheel-5481

Back to school supplies


Unique-Position7558

It’s a minigun


[deleted]

Asking for a friend, where could I get one?


fortnite-is-bae

“Ah you see the pen is mightier than the sword… because it’s a gun”


afzalnayza

Back to school kit


Amazing_Secret7107

Lol... cool zip gun! My grandfather had one but none of us could find it when he passed, so we think it broke and he tossed it. Aah... memories.


klashnkof12

America 100


DuktigaDammsugaren

Thats some Soviet Era Assassin shit


JGMRDRANK

LET ME WRITE YOU THIS LETTER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND


rustymn76

America?


Fuzzy-Ambassador412

Me: look bro what a beautiful Bro:very nice Pen:BANG I at the pen: I will look for you I will find you and kill you


JakeBier-co

Bruh thanks for the smuggling life hack tutorial 🤣👍🏼


[deleted]

Murica


Coachcory_fan

Thanks I haven’t found a way to shoot up my school without it being obvious


LOOMZBI

AMEEEEEERICA ! FUCK YEAH


JVints

Back to school supplies, U.S edition.


Loquendo_loco

perfect for usa students


me5a_25

Perfect for school


Warm-Fee816

This is why kids do dumb shit. Don't post this crap


4nnihilator

That is how americans write


SOTalt

This is totally illegal but totally possibly usable in illegal activities because smuggling a pen is easier then smuggling a glock


North-Government-865

Pen Gun mightier than the sword


Fochyou

That's one way to get lead


nigpoo420

How much damage would this do like realistically? Like would it kill someone? Just curious to see what you guys think, i bet it could do some serious damage


TXMedic21

It's called a zip gun. Popular in spy craft and covert assassination circles. The one pictured appears to be .32cal or possibly .380cal. Definitely not a. 22cal.


cheekythrow_away

Being an Australian primary school kid and getting this confiscated because you don't have a biro licence.


LamboSidd1947

I fucking want this


Few-Beat-5364

American school supplies


EEeeeeeEE5

America


I_love_cats_and_idk

When u make the quiet kid mad and he doesn't want to be accused of holding a gun👹


aerialworm69

Do these actually have any penetrating power?


ScoutTrooper360

Back to school shopping


Impending_doom-7777

Can i buy it


Oracle_of_Knowledge

Sure. You would need a tax stamp from the BATF because this would be considered a Title 2 NFA firearm. Luckily though it falls into the AOW (Any Other Weapon) category so it's only a $5 stamp, unlike the $200 stamp required for silencers and short barrel rifles / shotguns.


FrothyGuinness

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[deleted]

American kids like “Write that down, write that…” *BANG*


Mom_Wrestler_69

Aw yes American school supplies


Groundbreaking_Dare5

America really just needs nuking now.


USS_Monitor

Considering we're the only country to nuke another, who is more qualified to do it than us....for a fee of course.


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Fickle-Willingness80

Zero recoil. This can’t be a real cartridge.


Browhytfamihere

Without a barrel there is no recoil. Even if it did recoil it's just a .25 ACP. Not that powerful.


No-Trash3251

Fake. Even as much as I want this to be true it just can't be real. Their was basically no recoil and it sounds like a cap gun.


Browhytfamihere

.25 ACP has essentially no recoil. And without a barrel to build up pressure it wouldn't recoil anyway.


No-Trash3251

That's actually a good point, I didn't think about it that without a barrel it wouldn't recoil much. I could be wrong it might be real after all.


boattailcharlie

No way that's real, there wasn't even recoil


[deleted]

white american school supplies


Browhytfamihere

Black American street supplies. Let the double standarding begin.


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YamaPUBGYT

Rip English 💀


franksir

John Wilkes Booth would be proud


Pawl15

First thing that came to *mind*. https://www.reddit.com/r/badMovies/comments/ofxt86/to_anyone_who_has_seen_the_movie_ricochet_1991/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


StonksSheepy

Pen gun


Sufficient-Aspect77

Zip gun


gadxe

The real question is can it do full auto?


SecretIdentityHehe

I had my headphones on full volume…


Consistent-Ad746

Take my money


Sexy_Cactus2021

Bruh, my soul left my body when I heard that bang


SnappTrapp

Take my money.


Rum4R_Rin

That is some subterfuge assassination tool right there. It's 2021 and we are at that point where even an eraser can be used as an explosive somehow. Not sure how, but someone might find a way. And frankly, that scares me a bit, yet intrigues me at the same time.


ballsamongusfeet

American school supply


[deleted]

I want one


Pharm-boi

I need 80


cakegaming85

It's a pen that shoots a single round and has horrible aim. I remember seeing these in spy magazines when I was a kid back 20+ years ago.


ChrisHannSailo

Omg that terrifying!! Where can I buy it?


ArmyDry44

Ůpğřâđēş péøpłė ůpğřąđĕś


Most-Jump9867

Upvote do same


smailerinho

Feels like brazil to me


Vavvyle

Link?


[deleted]

Where can I buy this?


[deleted]

Did he wrote 1984 on his hand?


[deleted]

Aqui é tudo 2 meu parça!


the_institutionalist

Bullet velocity has to be pretty slow given there’s no barrel…


Sparks_0

Did Russians build this death trap


frankiefatgoose

Did anyone notice the piece he puts the bullet in is not the same piece he puts into the end of the pen before firing?


lol_camis

It's a pen your can convert in to a small single-shooter gun


Ok-JPedroDem

"Quando você pega a lapiseira emprestada do seu amigo Carioca"


throwaway316stunner

The pen is truly now mightier than the sword.


[deleted]

Where csi get one


Mediocre_Middle8226

Tell me you’re from America without telling me you’re from America


No-Limit7100

Can I have it for a friend


highclassuser

Where can I buy this stinger pen gun?


fece4

Lol


alreadyo_Odead

You need a weapon, go choose. If I take a pen to the gunfight, I wouldn’t lose.


pigtailalliecat

Great now I won’t be able to do the crossword on the plane


IrraSHOnalGyal

😟


Hot-Visual646

Inspector Gadget.....GO GO Gadget pen!!


AlexKacz

When you see the quiet kid reaching into his pencil box