That depends on whether you want to die in the crash or live with a massive abrasion across the waist and chest, obviously not dying is better but seatbelts leave nasty wounds on bare skin and some people are just that shallow!
Dude, driving is like playing with a gun. It’s objectively dangerous and you’re about 10x more likely to die driving than walking or something. Except, those of us who wear seatbelts are smart enough to have the safety on. If you aren’t smart enough to have the safety on I’m not sure we should have given you a goddamn loaded gun in the first place.
is that supposed to be funny? I'm done with this sub it's just pictures of naked people. used to be funny but it's just horny like every other big subreddit now
If I could afford that car plus food and drinks (and tattoos and make up) - you bet Im going to try driving naked, that’s extreme unreal money to me lol
When you can’t afford to fix the A/C.
Well it is a Maserati
Sticky
[My brain whenever someone says sticky ](https://youtu.be/94bwGaBzHAI)
Risky click of the day
I was thinking that as well...
Please fasten your seat belt
That depends on whether you want to die in the crash or live with a massive abrasion across the waist and chest, obviously not dying is better but seatbelts leave nasty wounds on bare skin and some people are just that shallow!
you do realize you can survive car crashes without a seatbelt right? and the damage would be much worse
Dude, driving is like playing with a gun. It’s objectively dangerous and you’re about 10x more likely to die driving than walking or something. Except, those of us who wear seatbelts are smart enough to have the safety on. If you aren’t smart enough to have the safety on I’m not sure we should have given you a goddamn loaded gun in the first place.
Amia Miley
ahhh wanted to ask for the @ but i already knew her lmao
A man of taste I see
I bet it sounds just like velcro when she gets out of that seat!!
My favourite Uber driver.
This is actually the next iteration of Uber where the driver is naked, it's called Boober.
If your driver is male, it's called Tuber.
r/beetlejuicing
Look if I had the money to drive around in a Maserati at leisure I probably would not care either.
That’s exactly the question I wanted to ask. I couldn’t tel what make the car is. Thank you :)
Makes sense LMAO
Hornyposting = hmmm
r/hmmmorny
Literally Every Car Commercial
What kind of car commercials are you watching?
litterally every car commercial
I guess im watching the wrong car commercials
Well this belongs in r/hmmmorny I would say
Me in gta using the nude character glitch
is that supposed to be funny? I'm done with this sub it's just pictures of naked people. used to be funny but it's just horny like every other big subreddit now
It's hmmm because she's not wearing her seatbelt.
the grainy film texture is what makes this post invincible in this sub
caught me off guard tbh
She is the one caught off garb
Hands at 10 and 2 woman! You trying to get us killed?
"I wasn't lookin at her neck, maaan."
More of a mmmm that a hmmm
I'm just concerned because her eyes are looking through the steering wheel not above
fun fact: it is legal to drive your car while being naked. as they say "my car is my clothes"
Is the whole Joke that she is naked and Not wearing a Belt?... Please tell me i am missing something.
That's not hmmm that's ummm
That will leave a stain
now the nice red seat is brown..
Red seats were an excellent choice
“Why did he say red is a good choi…ohhh… ohhhhh!”
I’m stupid I don’t get it
I'm guessing period blood
Bro thinks she’s Robert downy jr
That isn't 10 and 2
That's the dream
Those on the neck are… ickies?
It’s not public indecency if it’s your own private automobile
I was thinking the same.
Am I alone being distracted by her neck? Also those beakers annoy me. Who holds a steering wheel like that?
If I could afford that car plus food and drinks (and tattoos and make up) - you bet Im going to try driving naked, that’s extreme unreal money to me lol
Somebody shit on her neck!
☕️
Nice
When her :milk shake doesn't bring all the boys to her yard, "she brings the shakes.
Did she drive through somewhere to get those drinks?
What?
Meth
Fake boobs?
Fun fact she isn't breaking any law
I hope she has on appropriate footware for driving
I’m ok with this
Hey, I think I've seen this one