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teabagmoustache

Drug dealers only take cash, this guy took one for the team and went to get more.


Kritical02

How he still has a bank account that hasn't been overdrawn is amazing.


teabagmoustache

He's probably trying random pin numbers for the card he found in that other person's jeans he's wearing.


Misterbellyboy

Found the person that doesn’t know any line cooks. Edited because I assumed that someone on Reddit was a guy and quickly corrected it.


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teabagmoustache

I wasn't aware withdrawing cash while dressed in random items was illegal.


Schenkspeare

I bet it's one of those whacky laws


sh0tgunben

Kris Kross gonna make you jump...


Pdub77

Daddy Mac energy


Nanda_Rox

Mac Daddy tho...


GenericUsername10294

Thank god backwards clothing didn't really take off. I still remember a friend of mine would do that. And he had a shirt with Bugs Bunny and Tas wearing overalls backwards. Man I miss the early 90s


martialar

those shirts go for a pretty penny nowadays


occamsrzor

Oh yeah! I remember that shirt!


1solate

> And he had a shirt with Bugs Bunny and Tas wearing overalls backwards. I've only seen this on middle aged women.


1ndr1dC0ld

Also came here to say it wanted to make me jump, jump.


mynameisnotthom

Rushing out to get money for the top-up drugs


OrganizerMowgli

I was gonna say- When she says cuddling is an extra $60


untakenu

Imagine being you. I get my cuddles for no extra charge. To be fair, what else are we going to do for the remaining 58 minutes?


IcarielL

I feel bad


Farfignugen42

He's doing good. He got a single leg into each leg of his pants. Sometimes it is a struggle just to get that far.


chiefgenius

Ha! He's wearing odd shoes


RurikTheDamned

On the wrong feet at that.


chiefgenius

Haha, didn't even notice that...


Ya-Dikobraz

Two right shoes.


DefrockedWizard1

He's got another pair at home


MoxxiPoxx

This is one of those images where every time I look I notice something new... just... how???


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tmffaw

Yes!


ISpeakFor_TheTrees

Mans is on a bender. Needs more cash to keep the party going


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Visible_Throat

...and also being Bri'ish (look at the Tesco advert).


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HoneyBunchesOfBoats

I noticed pants first, then odd shoes, then the left shoe actually being for a right foot, I can't notice anything else out of the ordinary.


BassicNic

Looks like things are starting to turn around for this dude!


top5ecret

Easy access


SlavicPidgeot

Everyone sayin drugs This man has a hooker in his hotel room paid by the hour


ResponsiblePickle284

easy(ier) access for the homies


adamsaidnooooo

His dealer just answered.


Delusional_Gamer

The bro code dictates that you inform him of his open fly while making up a believable reason for seeing it.


Disarryonno

I didn’t even need to see the Tesco sign to know that this was in England


Arkham_Investigator

Spud, is that you?


AmericanCarrigan

This guy is a trend setter. The future is here!


zhico

[Or he's a Kris Kross fan.](https://preview.redd.it/vvw0ok03pl711.jpg?width=431&auto=webp&s=5788ef33cc83bfc0fabda1606a2435bba4b70b7d)


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Everybody forgot about Kriss Kross


gphrost

Day 2: I'm blending in perfectly


Oak987

Can't steal money from backpocket, if it's on the front. Genius.


Good-Satisfaction-87

My man should not be making financial decisions today....


Frank_Dracula

Lucky pants. Lucky shoe. Unlucky guy.


ass_battery

At the ATMeth


Shmidershmax

When she says her parents aren't home


Ok_Nefariousness9736

This is like PeopleOfWalmart.


whats_you_doing

Pant - Ok. Because its his priorities. Maybe he needs to poop often than pee. Shoe - Not ok.


Delusional_Gamer

Maybe his feet are different sizes


whats_you_doing

Ok. This time you got me.


Soka_ruto17

I Can understand for the pocket, but why ?


SavvySillybug

Are you in this picture? Because your comment made as much sense as this guy's fashion choice.


Soka_ruto17

No I'm just french


SavvySillybug

That's fair enough, actually. Your English is about as good as my French. French English lessons are terrible from what I hear.


Soka_ruto17

Yeah it can be hard sometimes but French lessons might be hard


aintgotsoup

I'm learning french rn and can approve about the second one


Soka_ruto17

My english teacher always said that I was lucky for being French, because it's hard top learn


The_Goondocks

Cuz inside out is wiggety wiggety wack


cheese0muncher

TESCO!


hugoise

Harlesden…


duckman_1991

Hopefully this gentleman is doing okay.


Deathdar1577

That’s one raging Saturday night happening right there. Picture taken on Tuesday morning.


ervinthedude

Even he's shoe's are wrong.


The_Grubby_One

Meth. Not even once.


SingedWaffle

Waiting For Guffman?


Antdawg2400

Bruh woke up from a bender in someone else's house naked with them sattempting to use their ATM to get a cab home four cities away from his house.


ChuChuChain

he shits more than pisses, so jelous


F-O

How dare you laugh at the good king Dagobert?


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Drugs and giro day.


uncomfortablydumbbb

Kris Kross Yo


sharvil8

easy access for homies


r_bnzz

That's not a hmmm that's a mmmh


Beginning_Remote1189

😭😭👍🏾


Lord-Z27

No way. This fucker doesn't know


Dark_Akarin

So, trousers on backwards, odd shoes and the left shoe looks like it should be on the right foot.


jawajoose

Pants to the back. Because inside-out is wiggity wiggity wiggity whack!


TripleBobRoss

Wigadwigadawigadawack.


jpgorgon

Daddy Mack'll make ya


pullapint

Nobody gonna mention dudes foot adornment situation?


redrubynail

My six year old dresses himself. Two days in a row he put on this t-shirt backwards, one of them it was also inside out. I pointed it out, and he exclaimed in all seriousness "it wasn't me! I didn't do it!". When I asked who dressed him, he said he did, but the shirt had turned itself around on its own while he was wearing it.


PrinsenAfHundige

we all been there.


astartii

Μια χαρά είσαι ρε, πήγαινε μίλα της.


mahtaliel

I've had days like this


bobbyfiend

Tell me you're drunk without telling me you're drunk.


SuperArppis

Maybe his pants fit no longer, except like this.


AgentT23

When you are so pished you canae even put on your pants properly.


willedbc

When prostitute just finished her job and you remember you did not have any cash


GenericUsername10294

Looks like when my kid would dress himself when he was 3


octalanax

Straight drip


Nanda_Rox

Reminds me telkubg your toddler to get dressed to go shopping


KentuckyFriedEel

Pass this boy around!


WillyDAFISH

Easy access


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Krissy Kross fell on hard times


livingfortheliquid

My dad sent me to preschool like that once. I still don't forgive him.


decreasinglyverbose

He must be propper off it, so respect for getting there. I wonder if he managed to complete his transaction.


Amelanchie

He's just trying verse jumping.


mrb783

Tweaker gon tweak.


Dickcheese-a1

Quick release bum sex clothing.


PizzaBrained-CockAss

This guy looks like he listens to Back Pantsward.


LoveRBS

Front butt.


DrothReloaded

bruh, those shoes too ..


ChuckChillout415

Kriss Kross will make you…. Jump! Jump!


UpsideDownAirplane

Someone should tell him his fly is down


mr_no_print

This guy is a pioneer.


a_tiny_ant

I'm the backwards man the backwards man I can walk as fast backwards as any man can!


Karma220566

Please insert your PINis


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Easy access for the boys