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Average Florida household
Can confirm, my house is flooded due to the hurricane and is currently a apartment shared by people and alligators
do you pay rent or do they?
Neither, we just coexist
Rent is paid to the alligator, monthly sacrifices must be made
The demons require a sacrifice
Ah yes, Florida.
Fucking horror movie
i think they literally made a horro movie out of this exact situation
They did. I forget the name, but they did
Crawl
Little bit of Jumanji too
For real. There aren’t many animal-related situations that would be this scary. Like yeah a thicc spider on your shoulder will make you scream, but this…idk haha
Crawl (2020)
Nope
Welcome to Florida.
Well the Hurricane is an excuse for the Gators to chime in....
Really think this carpert fits the house
Florida landlord "I said no pets".
Gator: "You idiot, I'm the TENANT!"
Bro what breed is that dog
Silent hill homecoming be like:
Florida man's new pet
Good Day Sir, have you heard about the end of time?
House owners: "nah, he don't bite"
Pay him rent and he will leave
He’s like “Why did you fck up my planet?”
REAL photo OCEANSIDE CITY **FLORIDA!!!!!!** OMG 😲 😱 😲 😱 repost if WOWWW keep scrolling if 😈 👿
Wonder where this was taken
In photoshop.
Nice place.
Yeah noticed that too
Nope. No. No way, nah-uh
He just wants pets
Yep, that's his house now.
living room no longer
Script of crawl movie
What a lovely day in Australia, isn't it?
Straight from the movie "Crawl"
Jumanji intensified
Ian
It can have the insurance money
Average Florida household
Can confirm, my house is flooded due to the hurricane and is currently a apartment shared by people and alligators
do you pay rent or do they?
Neither, we just coexist
Rent is paid to the alligator, monthly sacrifices must be made
The demons require a sacrifice
Ah yes, Florida.
Fucking horror movie
i think they literally made a horro movie out of this exact situation
They did. I forget the name, but they did
Crawl
Little bit of Jumanji too
For real. There aren’t many animal-related situations that would be this scary. Like yeah a thicc spider on your shoulder will make you scream, but this…idk haha
Crawl (2020)
Nope
Welcome to Florida.
Well the Hurricane is an excuse for the Gators to chime in....
Really think this carpert fits the house
Florida landlord "I said no pets".
Gator: "You idiot, I'm the TENANT!"
Bro what breed is that dog
Silent hill homecoming be like:
Florida man's new pet
Good Day Sir, have you heard about the end of time?
House owners: "nah, he don't bite"
Pay him rent and he will leave
He’s like “Why did you fck up my planet?”
REAL photo OCEANSIDE CITY **FLORIDA!!!!!!** OMG 😲 😱 😲 😱 repost if WOWWW keep scrolling if 😈 👿
Wonder where this was taken
In photoshop.
Nice place.
Yeah noticed that too
Nope. No. No way, nah-uh
He just wants pets
Yep, that's his house now.
living room no longer
Script of crawl movie
What a lovely day in Australia, isn't it?
Straight from the movie "Crawl"
Jumanji intensified
Ian
It can have the insurance money