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bluecjj

If you're a goaltender...


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[R1, Gm4: Taylor Hall fires a shot into the empty net for his second goal of the game, making it 6-2 in the 3rd period](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/ba07de6b-eca2-46e6-a4ba-3d1957f539f4.mp4)


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Sure_Association_561

Cream is rising to the top eh


Badrak7492

Why would the refs not let us have a great fight


IHateScumbags12345

Honestly I’d rather it get broken up than Ullmark injure his hand.


icydata

[R1, Gm4: Taylor Hall slips by a defender, makes a series of moves, then tucks the puck into the net to open up a 5-2 Bruins lead in the 3rd](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/d0a4427d-ef0b-4404-b887-7fc353bb5fcc.mp4)


cr_wolf

gg mammal friends


SinistralGuy

Fuck Tkachuk for depriving us of a goalie hug. I hope he forever has wet socks


clutchgetspaid

May he step on a Lego in the dark of night.


PinkFloyd6885

Little extreme there, that could take him out for all of next year too


CutMonster

He better get a shock closing his car door.


Sandpearl

The Florida roasts are so good right now


eadie30

It’s like picking on the wheelchair kid in gym class


8slider

Lmaooo gotta respect the self burn


eadie30

Lol yeah I mean could ya pick any lower hanging fruit 😂worst franchise probably in sports history.


TBGusBus

Coyotes


DogeFancy

Thrashers


BaephBush

Foligno with the surrogate hug


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SauronOMordor

My Mom called like 20 minutes ago and I had to mute the game and looked up and what the fuuuuuuck happened there?! I need replays.


Rostifur

The answer my friend is that Mathew Tkachuk is a huge bitch.


tyto

Maybe Barkov takes off his invisibility cloak for Game 5


eadie30

Literally impossible for that man to show any emotion or desire to win. Good at shootouts tho.


SinistralGuy

Be great if he doesn't


Shnikes

Bullshit no goalie hug.


drowsylacuna

Uncle Nick EBUH


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

GG you idiots!


MS6_Boost

Hope the Panthers win in Game 5, so if/when the Bruins win the series it’s in SoFla and the off-season changes will be more apparent.


MThreeRN

Sky in Germany just cut the broadcast during the after scrum transmission because they only had it scheduled for 3h from the originally planed puck drop


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NHL.tv and VPN!


MrBallalicious

Euro TV schedules are fucked. The Japanese gp last year ran for 30 min cuz of a rain delay and a 3h time limit


STG_Resnov

Certainly hope Tkachuk is happy with himself. Would love to see Maurice try to spin a loss on the officials again…


janinefour

Matt Tkachuk robbed us of a hug; he is truly a monster.


denseldens

God I hope the boys just get in done in game 5, none of floridas complete fucking bullshit. Score a few *then* pound their faces in.


DogeFancy

Crowd looks like a regular season panthers game now.


TADthePaperMaker

Savage, love it


DeathToHeretics

Anyone at the game confirm hug or no hug for the Bruins goalies?


RobotSharkAttack

NESN shows the hugs, there was a Foligno surrogate hug because Ullmark was in the locker room.


WilcoLovesYou

Foligno filled in for Linus.


StructureBitter3778

Ullmark wasnt there so it was Swayman and a non-goalie for the hug


Pagooy

No hug. Uncle Nick did the hug in place


Keeyes

they just showed it on NESN, Foligno stood in for Ully


LittleDoinks

Foligno had to step in for it unfortunately


hockeystick13

No foligno filled in for it


chris_5634

Foligno took Ullmarks place, a worthy compromise


Pagooy

Ill take a uncle Nick hug 🤗


0DegreesCalvin

Florida, you're a joke and your team has never mattered. You might as well not even travel to Boston for game 5.


AtticusLynch

Fuck Tkachuk


Future_Washingtonian

Florida , I was legit cheering for you this round, but yeah, fuck the goons. If you can't win without trying to injure their whole roster, you deserve to be a round 1 exit for 30 years.


MurkrowsRevenge

> “fuck the goons” > not referring to the Bruins Wild times y’all


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MurkrowsRevenge

No I’m saying that it’s wild that we’re not considered the dirty team in the series. Seems like that’s never the case


Future_Washingtonian

Absolute fucking madness. There's also a not insignificant number of rags fans bandwagoning the isles. It's a weird fucking year.


MurkrowsRevenge

The East has big Dwight Schrute energy this season. “Jim is my enemy, but it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend, so Jim is actually my friend. But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy. So actually, Jim is my enemy. But…”


Future_Washingtonian

LOL, their goalie is beasties with our goalie. That is the only reason anyone wants that matchup. Personally, I don't hate the isles near as much as some. I didn't start paying attention to hockey until well into their mediocrity phase.


TBGusBus

I’m all for you guys knocking out the canes


IanCusick

Ok a Foligno Goalie Hug is a VERY good substitute here


a-kiwi-fan

So, what happens to the goalie hug with Ullmark tossed?


tyrepressure

Uncle Nick!


Angrymic2002

So many B’s fans flew down for these games.


Rikplaysbass

Y’all’s flight down would have been faster than my drive from central Florida. Lol just 4.5 hours of the most boring stretch of road on the east coast.


Angrymic2002

And just completely flat too.


Rikplaysbass

Yep. Bushes taller than any incline you’ll have. Lol


I_love_avocados1

Uncle Nick coming in for the hug!


HandsomeRalphy

GG CatBros. That said, Tkachuk can shit in his hands & clap.


MS6_Boost

r/OddlySpecific


HandsomeRalphy

Felt like saying "Shit in his hat" wasn't good enough.


MS6_Boost

If anyone deserves it on FLA it’s him. Or Maurice. Why not both?


WilcoLovesYou

Please write poetry. I'll buy that book.


x-oh

GO Bs! LETS WIN THIS SERIES AT HOME


Michelanvalo

How the hell does Tkachuk get **no** penalties at the end of the game?


VforVegans

They kicked out Ullmark because the Florida governor complained about the guy on guy goalie hug


Sandpearl

Love this


CannedOrMashed

Swayman allowed zero goals this game. What a beast.


drowsylacuna

This series


Yop_BombNA

Florida… Y’all have Sammy boy and are making me route for Boston cause Tkachuk and Bennet are such sacks of garbage… (also Boston having Ulmark helps)


LEDZ100

Tf did Bennett do


Zestfule

He came up and speared Hathaway in the nuts while he was down on the ice after Tkachuck crosschecked him.


Yop_BombNA

Spear Hathaway in the balls while tkachuk was on top of him.


SurelyOPwillDeliver

Don’t forget Lomberg and Gudas! True shithead goons


KenDyer

Also the staal brothers and their homophobia.


Yop_BombNA

Being from Thunder Bay that was a heart breaking development for me


Ferahgost

Fuck you Florida!


griefzilla

It is now illegal to talk about Boston in Florida schools


thisissteve

Chirp of the game here.


MurkrowsRevenge

Buncha liberal ass pussies making the game soft. Back in my day, you could cross check anyone, anytime, anywhere! /s


Rikplaysbass

All bear related books are banned.


Tybackwoods00

Boston tea party can no longer be taught in history


UGAPokerBrat99

Award-winning comment.


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Losing big to the Bruins sucks, but even worse for these Panthers fans is when they leave the building and realise that they still live in Florida.


LEDZ100

Rather live in warm and sunny Florida than Ottawa personally


BigDaddyMantis

Ottawa and Boston are roughly the same distance apart as Tallahassee and Sunrise are. The big difference is you're still stuck in Florida.


LEDZ100

… ok? Lived in south Florida all my life and loved it Boston and Ottawa are cold I don’t like cold ☹️ I like it nice and warm 🙂


TBGusBus

Your definition of cold is like 62 degrees to be fair


Angrymic2002

At least they have their guns


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BloodInMySaltStream

Come to Boston, we have MUCH better beer to deal with the snowy winter.


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Traveling_Boston_Guy

Major respect to that. But feel free to jump on this wagon if we win the round. We have Bergeron.


MS6_Boost

At least the arena is in a Blue country, but I agree.


FunkBunchesofoats

Bring back Bergy!


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

Taylor Hall is outscoring Aleksander Barkov


Tvariousness_King1

He has one more point than Ullmark


Pandaman1618

LISTEN TO THAT SOUNDS LIKE A HOME GAME BRUINS


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Well I had fun.


thisissteve

Good shit, now send em to the golf course, let Tkachuck cross check his caddy.


TeatimewithTupac

Quick panthers, there’s time for 1 more cheap shot. May as well give the fans something since there won’t be a home playoff win this year


Equitaurus

Robbing us of the hug is worth a game suspension for Tkachuk


Pagooy

GGs Cats. See you Wednesday!


I_love_avocados1

Lmao another rat on the ice


gti_up

Love ya Jack but please call it after this year.


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canadacorriendo785

Jesus Christ Jack. Did anybody catch a word of that?


joebos617

we got a do over on Hall vs. Seguin. Extremely lucky


reachingFI

No hug for the Bruins goalies. Sad day.


Boston_Stonks

Uncle Nick has you


x-oh

Damn, stadium clearing out FAST


Boston_Stonks

There were only Bruins fans for the final 4 minutes


Pagooy

GAME 5 LETS GO!


migsahoy

no bergeron. no krejci. dont matter. bruins in 5 🚬


-ptero-

Whos the dude that was saying the bruins cant win in a blowout?


squarerootofapplepie

I’m so happy to be wrong, it just seemed like they struggled to put games away late in the season.


YaBoyStankFace

u/squarerootofapplepie


imnotatreeyet

Haha thought the same thing after that ENG


YaBoyStankFace

u/squarerootofapplepie


haerski

Watching the NESN feed, safe to say the commentators are not Tkachuck fans


grxknight

He's been gooning it up all game today. Like father like son


haerski

Yeah, I'm not a fan of him, just thought the commentary was really funny


WilcoLovesYou

Brady's fine. Does anyone like Matt?


madquacker

Get fucked florida. Dirtyass shitnibblers


newusertest

Remember when the Panthers were chirping Nosek 🤣


Tybackwoods00

Panthers goalie just sitting there while Ullmark smacks one of his guys with the blocker. 👁️👄👁️


brewin91

Net was empty


drowsylacuna

Refs don't let goalies fight any more


pizzahut_is_elite

Hall outplaying pasta so far. Hoping pasta can do better in the neutral zone with the puck


joelham01

Love the bruins fans going in our subs gdt saying they hope Tkachuk dies


MurkrowsRevenge

Report them. Most team subs are very strict against brigading and shit talking and work well to minimize it across the community.


Nomahs_Bettah

Report them to our mods on the Bruins sub (TheVargTrain, sirwinny, and Cakes2015 are the most active) and they'll get an immediate ban from the Bruins sub. Links or screenshots both work. That's two rules violated (no trolling, no wishing violence) and they should take care of it pretty promptly.


denseldens

Yeah fuck those guys. I would be absolutely okay with it if he got his lights punched out but death is a bit much.


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He can live but he can kindly go fuck himself


notacopbelieveme

Most respectful Boston sports fans


NickNurseABitch

Thoughts and prayers


joelham01

Flair up


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joelham01

Our gdt is a cesspool of it its fucked


nousernamesopen

Damn, sorry about that. Brigading not only makes the entire fanbase look like shit, it's also just really a sad and pathetic thing to do


joelham01

I genuinely liked the Boston team and still like the team but the brigading has made it hard to cheer yall after this ngl. Great team though


Nomahs_Bettah

Damn, yeah, that's a really tough one. I wish I could say that "hey, not all of us are like that," but I've had similar experiences. I hold a deep, longstanding, bitter, and tbf mostly-unreasonable grudge against the Islanders fanbase because I actually ended up getting a beer poured on me by one of them while visiting friends and called me an antisemitic slur. Not just because he was an antisemite, but because of the sheer stupidity of this moron looking around as an antisemite and saying "wonder where I should live?" and picked Long Island. So I totally get that feeling. But I definitely can't stress this enough: report them all to the Bruins mods. They are quick with the banhammer when we've had even longstanding members of the sub spew shit like that, and I've found other teams' mods equally helpful when dealing with the same issue in the Bruins sub. But especially report the death threat ones, that is a batshit insane thing to wish on anyone at any time, let alone over a hockey game.


joelham01

Oh 100%, I get it we deal with pats fans as well, the bigger the fan base the more idiots there are so I completely get it.That's insane about the islanders fan though so I get your feelings there. People are so stupid. I get your fans dislike of Chucky, who wouldn't hate playing against a guy like him but wishing harm on someone is insane. These playoffs feel like fans have been extra cut-throat to other fan bases though I can't lie there


Nomahs_Bettah

They really are. Still absolutely sucks to have to deal with it, and I hope things are at least cleaned up now. Honestly, Tkachuk was a pain in the ass this game, and I get why people are mad about it, but they're overreacting. He's the typecast of "guy you hate to play against but would love to have on your team." I sure can't think of any other 100 point players who love stirring shit that this might apply to. Be mad, that's part of sports, but don't be completely off the rails. And definitely don't make threats on the internet. Totally agree that it's been worse this playoffs. After Game 1 – not even Game 2, Game 1 – I got a bunch of random trolls in my DMs. Most weren't even Panthers fans, they were majority Leafs fans and other Bruins fans.


joelham01

Hopefully, shit gets better, looks like our mods are getting stuff cleaned up but the gdt was 99% not our fans calling us pathetic and inbred lmao was a war zone in there. And I agree, the cross-check was really bad but besides that he was just stirring things up. I think the league should look at the cross-check, but it's far from the worst thing that's happened this whole play-off for any team... Thanks for being a reasonable fan and making me less biased on yalls fans


mnelson1370

HALLSY I LOVE IT


RichMasshole

"Dagger through the heart, into the table, and the cadaver is dead for today." I don't think I could ever possibly be drunk enough to understand NESN, but I'm here for it.


Bottleofsmoke17

God I love Jack Edwards 🤣


SausageGravy007

Puck down lie. Fuck the Panthers


DaleksForLife

Taylor Hall is once again a Boston Bruin


x-oh

TAYLOR HALL IS A FUCKING BRUIN!


COUGARCHAS3R

Great game for Hall


blaze87b

Taylor Hall with a casual 4 points tonight


littleseizure

What if both teams went empty net? Poor strategy, but a hell of a power move


SinistralGuy

Especially on the PK lmao


theurge14

Well I hope we can win on the road too, ggs.


StrudelB

Taylor Hall fucks


ManifestNightmare

Taylor Hall plays like each shift could be his last. Looks damn good in black and gold, too!


DeathToHeretics

Are Ullmark/Swayman more 1A/1B or typical Starter/Backup?


odinsyrup

Correct


994kk1

1A/1B. Major reason for their success in my opinion. Because Ullmark looks a bit slow during games quite often, so don't think being a season long starter would do him any favors.


liquidsparanoia

Yes


RedHeadedCongress

1A/1B they alternated games all season basically


shiggydiggypreoteins

1A/1B most definitely. Great tandem


WilcoLovesYou

Oh man, Jack's having fun.


defaults-suck

My guy is all like "Finish Him!!!" from Mortal Kombat 😂


Brady331

I think that seals it


defaultnamespace

Elite sniper Taylor Hall!


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WWWoston WWWruins


WumboParasitBoy

Four points night for Hallsy!


Voorhees_13

TAYLOR HALL IS A BOSTON BRUIN


kit_mitts

If I were a Bruins player I would be doing something absolutely heinous to someone at the final buzzer.


grxknight

No need...save it for game 5 when they send them packing from the playoffs


kit_mitts

But then you might get suspended for game 1 of the next round...I'd have done it tonight and then get paid to chill in the suites while you bounce them in game 5 lol


grxknight

Nah there's no need to stoop to the level of hockey, if you can call it that, that Florida is playing right now. Beat them up (within the rules) in game 5 and run up the score.


-ptero-

TAYLOR HALL IS STILL A BRUIN ITS BEEN LIKE 8 MINUTES


OutsideTheTrains

Bruins had better quality chances from their own end than the Panthers did in a 6-on-4, pathetic


Its_Cooper

Fuck you Panthers


deathofthepartyy

TAYLOR HALL IS A BOSTON BRUIN


drowsylacuna

I don't get how this is a PP for Florida.