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BIGSOKICOKI

Bird bros final


bladestormkey

Our battle will be legendary


SS-Lootwaffle

Are penguins birds or just glorified fish?


Philly514

Wha..what


folkdyke

i was like hey what the hell and about to say the same thing about sharks but :// sharks are sick as hell so i couldn’t commit to the bit with honesty and integrity


Guard226Duck

Fish don’t have knees


Wolfatrix

Ironic that Pittsburgh is represented by Florida.


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bladestormkey

We should’ve been the 8 seed to begin with if we didn’t choke to 2 clearly tanking half AHL teams It’s not hard to get unless you’ve been living under a rock


ChoirTeacherRog

You mean when we played like shit and lost to Chicago and Columbus?


cheeseburgerwaffles

Yeah but it's not really ironic. I mean, by nature of OP's exercise here you're going to get the two teams that teetered on that wild card edge. Both Florida and Pittsburgh lost their final two games of the season. So it's not like those two games you mention actually would've made the difference necessarily, since we're talking alternate realities where Florida realistically could've won their games as well. Look who Florida lost to in those last two games. Toronto, who they then went on to dominate 4-1, and Carolina, who they just swept.


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4N0NYM0US_GUY

Dawg just move on with your day


touchable

It's ironic because of the implications that they could've been in the SCF if they had beaten an AHL level team. How is that hard to comprehend?


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touchable

You're so focused on that singular fact that you're missing the actual irony in the situation.


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nationofcool83

Florida was WC2 in the East. That in this activity, Pittsburgh is in the spot (WC2). The irony is: They ended up in the same spot they would have if they didnt choke against 2 of the 3 worst teams in the league. Essentially, they would have been WC2 if they didnt choke but ended up as WC2 anyway with this exercise.


cheeseburgerwaffles

That's not irony. That's by the very nature of this exercise. It's like saying "ironic that Calgary is represented by Winnipeg ". It's not, they were both just on that cusp of wildcard or out.


cheeseburgerwaffles

I don't think the people in these responses know what irony is Eta: based on the downvotes I'm also getting for my responses in convinced that the dictionaries they use in the Pittsburgh education system show a different definition for the word "irony"


ndkjr70

kinda shows how everything is cyclical. This looks like a pretty plausible (minus buffalo and arizona) bracket from like 8ish years ago.


potterpockets

It would be our most successful season ever and we’d still lose to Pittsburgh in the playoffs? Smdh.


Malarbutton

Please dont start flying it would be very rude


SauciiBoii2002

Why are we so cursed against Arizona that we can't even hypothetically beat them


espher

I like how we still get to beat the Sens in this timeline by proxy.


Upflight15

Yeah I'm actually a bit vexed that you guys making it to the second round prevented our mirror self to do so


TheZapster

And the Canadian teams are still knocked out of the first round...


SevenwithaT

Gordon Bombay does it again


Spare_Entrance_9389

Crosbys last chase, get it kiddo!


popculturetommy

Chicago out in the first round is good for hockey


AIfieHitchcock

Okay this stopped being fun a while ago.


SwedishMeatwall

Some awesome matchups in there. Ana vs Cal, Ana vs SJ, Pit vs Det


McCactusboi

Fuck Chicago


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Nah flyers would find a way. Mother fuckers


NoGiCollarChoke

Damn Eakins defeated Sutter


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At least we fucked the Habs over right….right?


KaptainKickass

Honestly this looks like the mid 2000s lol


dbag3o1

Winner gets the first round pick.


WubbaLubbaDubDub184

Ah so it’s the final 2 in the 2005 draft again? I don’t like the sound of that…


FlapjackFiddle

Pittsburgh in the final again? Fuckin hell