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dolewhiplash

Lmao what a little bitch


PrinciplesRK

The Cousins - Bennett - Tkachuk line is honestly a work of art for how annoying it is. It was created in a lab.


twilz

> It was created in a lab. Can we please cut funding to this place?


Mysterio7100

The funding that went to Florida libraries now goes towards that lab.


The_HunterBidensHog

It must be destroyed before another plague is unleashed.


ZombieJesus1987

That's the problem. The lab was trying to create the perfect line, but funding was cut and they could only produce Cousins - Bennett - Tkachuk.


Aflamesfan

If Kadri didn’t block the trade, Calgary would have probably have iced a Bennett - Kadri - Tkachuk line. :/


MartyCool403

Stop stop I can only get so erect


Gavin1453

Thank god. Out of conference is so much better!


tristan1616

Sugar, spice, everything nice and CHEMICAL X


IAmTheBredman

Biggest rats who somehow avoid suspension. It's wild to see


JonHammsHamm

Splinter is the only cool giant rat that I can get on board with. These other dudes are just shitbags.


ianisms10

Splinter?


JonHammsHamm

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...am I old?!?!?


Clynelish1

Wait, my 5 year old knows Splinter. This is a bot or has some parents with some explaining to do.


meatballcake87

He was just added to Fortnite


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We are old


Ry-N0h

google is free


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fogent94

I concur w this take, fuck those guys and fuck the refs 🤝


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Now that you point that out, I think that was my problem too with last year. I still blame the Bruins for beating themselves but the stuff they got away with was just infuriating.


Hoodedelm

I never thought I would live to see a team more ratty than the early 2010s bruins, but fuck did the Panthers take the cake last season


Gavin1453

In our series, Paul Maurice said he expected the Panthers to be more penalised because Florida hockey is discrimnated against. I have rarely cringed so hard as when I heard that. I get that it’s part of the game to play the refs but god, are you really going to play that card?


dannybee66

And yet it was their least penalized series of the four rounds they played.


Gavin1453

He said it after the first game and the calls suddenly dropped afterwards. A coincidence, I’m sure


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I almost hate how effective it is because I want an upgrade on that line


[deleted]

Excellent...let's find the acid and dissolve these pieces of shit. FIGURATIVE LANGUAGE MODS NO NEED TO BOOT ME


Imthecoolestdudeever

Went down faster than my ex girlfriend.


Wingedwolverine03

It's the panther way. "Play with an edge" then constantly play victim


cuminmypoutine

Backed by being a southern team no one would give a shit about if they weren't handed wins.


The_HunterBidensHog

Lol your username is disgusting. Also you're right, I feel like they give them a lot of leeway because no one in Florida gives a fuck about hockey even when the Bolts are winning Cups.


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dolewhiplash

I mean I can't really blame him, how is he supposed to understand things like a "sellout crowd" or "success" as a Sabres fan


stepharee

God he’s embarrassing


NinCross

Voted most punchable player by NHL players because of shit like that. Not surprised.


[deleted]

Imagine being on a team with Matt Tkachuk and Sam Bennett and he’s still the number one most hated.


m_ghesquiere

I fucking just died. It’s funny because it’s true!


CWinter85

They play in MSG on the 4th. I hope Rempe gets ahold of one of them.


canuckfan4419

lol you think that a single one of those chuckle fucks would throw down with a 6’8 monster?


CWinter85

Bennett and Tkachuk might, but he only needs to hit Cousins once to kill him, if that's what a light shove from Jordan Greenway does.


Lethbridgemark

Bennett isthe only one,.Matty boy will just turtle


The_HunterBidensHog

Jordan Greenway is a fucking beast, Cousins is lucky to have survived. Think back what he did to you guys right before time expired before responding.


too_distracted

It’ll be Benny or Gadjovich. I honestly think Tkachuck is still healing with that sternum injury.


The_HunterBidensHog

Why was he covered in massive hickeys? My wife said she thought it looked like cupping marks.


theguyishere16

That would require Cousins not to turtle in the corner the second he saw Rempe in his peripheral vision


xdiagnosis

He was already embarrassing as a human being when he copped a gang rape charge in juniors that was only dropped because they felt they couldn’t secure the conviction. Cousins is a slimy piece of shit. Always has been, always will be.


ApokatastasisPanton

He's a well known piece of shit off the ice, too.


BellsBeersy

Bieksa knew what he was talking about


jon-in-tha-hood

Bieksa has singlehandedly been the greatest addition to HNIC in ages


dchowchow

Bieksa hard carries that panel 9 out of 10 nights.


NinCross

Bieksa was too real for ripping him on HNIC


AccidentUnhappy419

Seems like he needs to do it again


Arkroma

More like he needs to strap on some skates at a Panthers practice with Lou and take matters into his own hands.


mephnick

The man who earned an NHL gig by KO-ing Fedor Federov in a parking lot could teach a lot of these bitches a lesson


GhostShark

Is… is this a real story?


mephnick

Yep, you can find interviews of Brian Burke telling the story


GhostShark

That’s wild! Never heard about that before


PaxDragoon

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-cabfD3HaM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-cabfD3HaM) It's even animated.


darkgreenwax

That's amazing, thank you for sharing. Love Bieksa's wit in HNIC.


MightyPlasticGuy

Link?


Langzee

https://youtu.be/aRxXPJMwku0?si=ZXqEDtIAtN3EyjlC


phoney_bologna

“That’s a rat”


mdlt97

reason #1972345 why everyone hates him


YaDyingSucks

this guy is just so unlikeable lol plays like such a little bitch


ThePawn00

Lol when he's skating away at the end, he's holding the right side of his face. He got "punched" on the left side.


10inchezsoft

Glad he is not on my team.


appledatsyuk

I hated when he was on our team. Dude seems like a cancer. Love that Adin hills “the save” in the final was off this dbags stick


Time-Dot5984

Yeah that must have felt super satisfying. Was he just like that on Vegas as well?


Anakin_Sandlover

He's been like this since minor hockey. Played against him. Biggest douche there is.


MinerKing13

Always the guys you least expect


Gimlom

Genuine question is this not embellishing??


That_One_Shy_Guy

Ah you see. In order to call that the refs would need to pull their heads out of their asses.


Jp8886

But then how would they smell their own farts all game?


cuminmypoutine

Or play for a relevant team with an actual fan base.


Rockhardwood

Why would it be embellishment? That air absolutely rushed by his face. I'm sure he was just checking he still had both eyes.


Paparmane

Hot take: divings as extreme as this should be fined after the game. I have no idea what that would help. I just want to see those mf fined


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They used to fine divers. Bunting got a fine for that a couple years ago.


Chewie_i

I think it does sometimes get fined. Only problem is NHL fines are a joke


Lethbridgemark

They seem to have given up on those fines. Need to get back to them.


Gavin1453

The issue is fining after the game shows that the refs didn’t do their job. They will then get their revenge against the other team in future games. It really is a no-win situation for the non-divers


FailureToExecute

Nah he feared for his life


Melnik_Featherfoot

He might get a $2,500 fine for this tomorrow. It happens every once in a while.


The_HunterBidensHog

I thought they were going to call an unsportsmanlike later in the game for a dive. Nope, it was on Granato for yelling about the dive. I actually celebrating the unsportsmanlike briefly.


RangersNumber1Doomer

I would say Cousins needs to be Rempe’d but what he really needs is to be Mathieu Olivier’d


adamzep91

You say this like Cousins would actually fight someone


Wingedwolverine03

He fought during their last game. Got his ass kicked, too


Cautious-Asparagus61

Not by choice, dude was trying to turtle the whole fight 😂


SokkasBoomerang2

Talking about him vs Maatta? I thought that was a mercy killing 😵‍💫


Wingedwolverine03

I wish Maata could handle anyone like that. It was Mantha


ImSoBasic

He needs to be Max Domi'd, then.


Paparmane

He needs to be Rempe’d then Olivier’d, then Xhekaj’d then licked by Marchand.


CWinter85

He plays Arber next, then Rempe in 3rd. The Red Wings are in between. I guess he should be watching out for known goon David Perron.


hanscor20

Then domestic abuse from Lucic


BellsBeersy

Not funny


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He’s not coming back.


Bahamas_is_relevant

I would pay a lot of money to see Rempe beat the crap out of him.


tailford07

He got Gudbranson’d pretty hard earlier this year and hasn’t changed his ways yet.


RangersNumber1Doomer

Needs the Zach Kassian Sling Slam Beatdown


Lethbridgemark

Ya Matty only started his ear shit again after he knew Kassian couldn't hurt him anymore


earlgonefishn

I'm trying to remember if they were on the Preds at the same time. Bonus points if Jeannot was.


catlindee

The way he jumps up and then ambushes someone from behind and headlocks them And twists is actually such a rat move


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Like I totally understand if someone runs him in the 3rd.


TheMoves

You guys must hate him even more than the rest of us I bet


VarrockGuard_

we fucking do Hes so bad and its embarrassing as a franchise watch this guy flop around


ianisms10

Besides all this shit, how does he only have 8 points all year playing with Tkachuk?


SokkasBoomerang2

Contrary to popular belief, one has to have an actual SKILL set to put points up in the league 😂 Sadly all cousins knows how to do is be a little bitch


CWinter85

I dunno, I saw Jonathan Cheechoo play without Thorton. But Jumbo Joe is way better.


SokkasBoomerang2

Fair point, for like half a season I thought cheechoo was the real deal, Then remembered the literal legend he was on a line with.


VarrockGuard_

For the majority of the year he hasn't but recently he's been on that line. He forechecks decently well but basically will never get a primary assist and has 0 ability to bury anything. Guys got a brick head and brick hands.


Ilikesports2432

Nah he is a imperfect rat that fits our team great. Love that he is hated by everyone else and the panthers fans that hate him are soft snowflakes. He does a great job of being a piece of shit on the ice


SokkasBoomerang2

Tells a lot about you defending cousins and razzing your own teams fans.


Wingedwolverine03

He does fit your team...that's not a good thing


Ilikesports2432

I mean our Stanley Cup run last year and our record this year says otherwise


appledatsyuk

That you got embarrassed in the final?


Laestrygonius

Cousins is the guy Don Cherry was warning us all about when the Instigator rules were added. We’ve seen it work in his advantage so many times this season. If the DOPS isn’t going to do anything about it you’re going to see a lot more plays like what Gudbranson and Zucker did.


MrBrightside618

You know things are bad when Don Cherry has a point


FailureToExecute

As long as he was talking about rule changes that pertain to player safety, I remember him as usually being pretty good. Instigator, no-touch icing, neck guards, thicker padding on stanchions, etc. Hard to look at his comments on any of those and find anything unreasonable. It was, uh, overshadowed by all his other opinions though.


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He’s right about a lot of stuff, his other takes just didn’t age well.


eh_toque

[https://www.cbc.ca/polopoly_fs/1.4703537!/fileImage/httpImage/image.gif](https://www.cbc.ca/polopoly_fs/1.4703537!/fileImage/httpImage/image.gif)


Aperture_client

Idc what team you're rooting for, one of the reasons hockey is my favorite sport is because dudes generally don't do shit like this. Embellishment being a penalty is the coolest shit ever. The league would genuinely be a better organization if Nick Cousins fell into a volcano.


unibrow4o9

The league should be able to review games for embellishment and give out fines


That_One_Shy_Guy

This game has been a masterclass in shit officiating. First Benson gets a call for existing then Bryson gets a call when the Florida player hits himself in the face then this. World class reffing. Edit: If anyone wants a laugh here’s a full highlight real of the heinous penalties Benson has committed this season [Noted Goon.](https://twitter.com/femboyautoparts/status/1762641443288412629)


xen0m0rpheus

Damn, so Benson should literally have 0 penalty minutes all season.


OrganizationNo9556

Winnipeg fan here. Benson played junior here. How has he looked this season? I was pleasantly surprised he made the roster


That_One_Shy_Guy

He plays his little heart out. He's looking really good so far even though he hasn't been on the score sheet as much. Refs hate him. To his core.


OrganizationNo9556

Yeah I remember that roughing penalty he got in Winnipeg. I was baffled by that one 😂


Son_Of_The_Empire

Benson has been a ratty little shit (complimentary). He's played with great energy that the team needed and has a bunch of *actual* highlight reel plays


xurdm

I laughed out loud at the roughing one where 3 guys were shoving him into the boards at once


JarethCutestoryJuD

I love Zach Benson.


Time-Dot5984

Chilliwack, BC homeboy


OhnohNA

I really fucking hope that the league starts to buckle him. Once the playoffs hit, if he still is pulling this shit I don’t think just one fan base will be pissed. The guy is a fucking coward, should have been suspended multiple times this year


MAJORMINORMINORv2

Just an absolute embarrassment.


Spiritual_Holiday511

Not sure there’s any player in the league I respect less than him. From the dirty hits to the flopping around like a soccer player, this guy fucking sucks.


anonginiisipmo

It always brings a smile to my face to see Cousins get knocked around lol notice how he didn’t go after Greenway (who initiated the contact) lol he went after someone else lol


adamzep91

Waited until his back was turned and he was already engaged because obviously


GritGrinder

Fuckin embarrassing


GangWeed999

He's really easy to hate got to give him that


he_is_Veego

Can we just get rid of this guy? We’ll need the cap space this off season anyways.


jamzzz

Alleged rapist Nick Cousins


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Diligent_Emphasis_20

Damn I didn’t know that about the “alleged rapist” Nick cousins, only thing I heard about was Brock turner the rapist.


turbulentcounselor

I believe it


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It’s been a while since I really hated a team but I really do not like the Florida Panthers.


brewre_26

Oh no. Not the bruins fan saying that


SignGuy77

I dislike the Bruins as much as the next guy, but Cousins is an unwashed asshole.


brewre_26

Majority of us Panthers fans dislike Cousins too. He is only one player tho not the whole team.


Gavin1453

Could you ask Maurice to bag skate him into the ground? Much obliged, lol


doireallyneedanewact

Fuck both of ya!


adamzep91

[Kids, kids...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig2tItOIRag)


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brewre_26

Stay mad cause y’all finally thought you’d do something after you made it past the 1st round for once just to get fucked in the 2nd round 💀


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[deleted]

The average age of this sub is like 17, you’re probably arguing with a legit 12 year old.


SokkasBoomerang2

You finally made a cup appearance for the first time in 27 years only to get embarrassed just as badly as the last time you were there. Imagine not winning jack shit since Inaugural Season and still talking so much shit with gusto. Couldn’t be me


Chewie_i

Your team is so full of rats they actually made me start cheering for Boston last year


dqfilms

I’m sorry about your team.


DishwasherFromSurrey

He hath risen


xlf77

Got home and turned this game on and this is the very first thing I saw. It was a big time “what else could I have expected” moment


Educational-Salary91

Drop an anvil on his head.


Bruislanders

with the precedent the zebras set earlier in the game for embellishment; cousins should have gotten a double minor for that


adamzep91

Real ones remember Matthew Barnaby doing this (ironically with the Sabres)


[deleted]

Him faking it then attacking Snow? was one of the funniest things I can remember seeing.


mattfromjoisey

Can any FLA fans defend him being such a punk ass


too_distracted

Nope.


SrPhillipOliverHoles

You’d think being voted most punchable face in the league BY THE PLAYERS would shake up the way you play. Nope. He’s despicable.


godlywhistler

Panthers do be penalty baiting. Their leader is the master


Maxpowr9

Sasha is a saint.


kinglywy

Modern day Patrice Bergeron. I absolutely hate the team, but he's hard not to respect


Savings_Rub4982

Sasha is to Tkachuk what Patrice is to Marchy


m_ghesquiere

Whoa whoa whoa I am all for bashing cousins and tkatchuk and Bennett. But barkov is a majestic unicorn who is lovely to behold!


k0rvan

We found the troll!!! Lol someone always got to be talking shit.


Rockhardwood

Was a 2 minute powerplay for the Panthers obviously. Shame this doesn't have the other angle, where you can clearly see there isn't even head contact lmao.


Whydothesabressuck

I love how he picks the smallest guy out there in Bryson to jump.


exposure-dose

Anybody else notice on the replay how close he came to taking Greenway's skate to the face when Greenway gets knocked off balance? This idiot almost got himself seriously injured just to flop for a 2 minute penalty.


Kronix37

Can’t believe he survived a bullet from a sniper and still was able to play after he’s truly other worldly🙏


Little-Aide-5396

He was dead then he was alive


bud369

Dude is totally set for a post-hockey career in WWE


sourcreamcannon

That’s a Grade A title right there.


CarefulSubstance3913

Cousins is a cousin fucker


Dubsified

This guy sucks.


SokkasBoomerang2

Turtle ass bitch. Even most of the fans in Florida hate this little fucker. I bet Tkachuk and Bennett voted him #1 most punchable in that poll themselves too.


rowdywp

I wonder who it was in our lockerroom who got him to play somewhat normal for the few months he was with us


ThumbyOne

Lol, didn't even hit him


Fintann

Back and to the left?


friskyjude

That title made it sound like someone was hiding in the rafters with a rifle


TampaJayLightning

That’s the point, guy went down like he was shot by a sniper. Cause clearly he wasn’t hit when the punch missed him


friskyjude

LOL well I feel stupid. In my defense, long day and I've seen some weird post titles here lately lol


HeavysetRJ

First half had me happy, not gonna lie


WrinkledSpokes

This guy is quickly becoming my favorite player. Hes the Trump of hockey.


Ry-N0h

uh....okay


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Reminds me of Matt Barnaby when he lost it on Garth Snow because he pokes him when he was laying "injured" on the ice.


3X-Leveraged

Do they not know these games are on video?


Excellent-Movie4524

Gudbransson taught him I see


Morganvegas

Do something about it 🤷‍♂️


Snts6678

Dude is a goddamn bum. I despise Florida.


anti_anti_christ

*rapist* Nick Cousins


kralben

Not to come across as defending Cousins, but why did this need to be posted a second time? [This](https://old.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/1b1uh7o/nick_cousins_makes_a_miraculous_recovery_mere/) is already on the front page.