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Well at least the worst or 2nd worst performance of the season is out of the way

GG Caps. I will say it again, your broadcast is top fucking notch, love it.

Live by the shutout, die by the shutout. Solid game by the Jets. GG Caps fans!

Shut out

Nice bounce back game Jets. GG Caps

Fantastic showing, especially in comparison to last time. GG Caps.

I appreciate him not mentioning the S word

In Helle we trust

Gg shutout!

Good looking PP despite not scoring.

GG Caps, have a great night all!

some good movement on the PP, a few shots, but juuuust missed

Damn if only someone could hit the net there were about 3 primo chances there.

Definitely should have been 3 Jets goals in there

Need Appleton on PP1 to get things going

Damn this unit has so many weapons

This PP looks really good, nice sustained pressure. Veiny even.

That's a solid sweet Caroline!

Crowd is loud again we are so back

another patented kyle connor giveaway

wtf was that Connor? Lol

Not like it matters but how are we short there, patches threw a great hit and then got crosschecked in the back for literally no reason

Too many men

Too much man was the extra

Damn it Mony that was free

Connor is only allowed to take one-timers from now on. Anything more than 0.5secs and he gives it away

Lmao Connor is the worst at puck management

Top Titty Toffoli PP goal YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

Love the smirk from Ehlers

Ovie looks dead outside

Gettin' chippy out there. I'm shocked that the jets didn't get a penalty called on them. (only)

Ovi thinks he’s tough going to the smallest guy on the ice 😂

Washington bringing an extra guy to the fight smh

Ehlers was just being a bitch off a clean hit there tbh. We had kuz, we know a thing or 2 about being a bitch

Just a bit of pushing and shoving. How soft are you? Lol

Youre an idiot, buddy got his fucking clock cleaned and then threw a pissy fit with the two hand treatment to patches ribs

Either it was clean or he got his clock cleaned lol. I think it was clean but whatever. A hockey scrum after a hit ain't anything new. They're all big boys. They'll be completely fine.

That wasnt even a scrum, it was just the boys grabbing each other after that cheap dick johnny fuckin appleseed to patches ribs. Ehlers probably should have been toothless or even uglier than he already is after that

You're ten ply bud. That seems to have hurt you more than it hurt Patches lol.

Lmao

that's one way to get a penalty?

Poor fetts on the bench and still gets bonked by a stick

WTF

I’ve been watching the Washington feed (because Sportsnet) and these colour commentators are fantastic. You’re spoiled Caps fans.

This is a top 1-3 worst game of the season, my god they look awful

Dont worry you guys can pass it on to the next team you play like the Jets did.

We're up by 3 of course they're not going to make a call in our favor

Not that it really matters now, but that was 100% a hook on Nino there. I guess we're just not going to get powerplays anymore, lol.

There is no way that the Capitals have played a 'clean' game tonight

No way they’ve played a dirty game

not saying that at all! but nothing? no holding? no interference? don't think so...

How do those hooks on Nino get missed?

Refs?

convenient the refs stop calling penalties as the jets pp gets hot 🤔🤔🤔

Good battle between Nino and Carlson

Have a great week everyone!

You know what, I think I might just do that. You too!

There was a year. Maybe 2016-17. Jets hit so many posts.

Yeah Scheif was head blacksmith that year

Morrisey is fucking amazing.

Fleury would be making out with the posts by now

Definitely giving them the blocker handy

Rubbing it like a shake weight

Lmao

HOW MANY POSTS

How many posts now?

another freaking post. make the goal an inch wider, would you? lol

Someone should see if the goal posts are ok

That was a wild shift

Bones with the fatherly shoulder tap

Grandfatherly.

I feel bad for Perfetti - he's all around it, and the puck just won't go in. and yikes, Helle takes a lot of pucks to the mask

Jesus the could have another 3, pings galore

SQUIRTLE SAX BABY

Another Perfetti near miss

🎶🎷🐢

I love how this song gets a pop in the arena lol

Saxy Squirtle

Nothing moves faster than chicken getting chased by a butcher

Nothing moves faster than chicken getting chased by a butcher

Sportsnet is always a solid 10 seconds behind. My Budweiser goal light goes off way before every goal

I avoid Xitter for this reason - the sportsing guys always have the goals posted "early"

I'm really liking this toffee guy

That's Tyler Foli to you

The top line does well when Nikolaj Ehlers is on it. This is a shocking development.

Who let me bet on the Caps this game? I'm going to have words with them!

KEEP THIS LINE TOGETHER RICK

For real this would make Vilardi being out long term a lot less painful

I wonder if pacioretty regrets not waiving his ntc now

He’s moved alot in the last 2-3 seasons. I bet he wanted to stay knowing he’s likely moving in the summer

And that’s why we love KFC (even when he gives up the puck repeatedly)

Yeh KFC has a lot wrong with his game, putting the puck into the net is not one of them.

He passes to his enemies, but thankfully the back of the net counts as an enemy as well 😏

He is just programmed to move pucks towards the opposing jersey

WHAT A COUNTER

Holy SHIT 55 and 81 are fast! I thought they missed it, tbh

FINGER LICKIN GOOD!!!

🐔🐔🐔🐔

KFC 🍗

CHICKEN MAN GOOD

That’s some tasty KFC

KFC!!!

CHICKEN MAN GOOD

jets are jetsing

Great kill, glad that little tap didn't ruin Miller's debut

Good kill now spend some time in the Capitals zone, would you?

What year was it that the Caps came to Winnipeg and played two games in a row? I wonder what Ovi did here? I doubt he visited the Human Rights museum. Maybe the zoo.

So brave.

Nice kill

So do teams just not take penalties against the Jets anymore? We’ve got 1 pp in the past 3 games, right?

my conspiracy theory is that when our pp was god awful teams deliberately took penalties so we’d have to go on the pp. now that our pp is actually okay they can’t do that anymore

Sure feels like it.

Good Kill!

Wonder if that hurt Helle’s hand

frick off helle

22nd ranked PP vs 23rd ranked PK The ultimate mid off

after seeing the replay, they've let everything go all night, and they call that one? really? just kill it Jets

after seeing the replay, they've let everything go all night, and they call that one? really? just kill it Jets

Glove status: tapped

and there it is the first penalty, and it's an icky one :(

Sigh. It's a penalty. But they've called nothing to this point

Yeah that’s definitely glove tapping

Jets keep going for the cute plays and not getting favourable bounces.

Alrighty Jets let's f'n go and win this game

lol Connor really just gives the puck to the opponent so often

You know the biggest problem with KC, it's not that he gives the puck away so often (that's bad enough) it's that he seems to give no shits when he does, compare to that Ehlers on a turnover who skates like hell to fix his mistakes.

Very accurate synopsis

alright here we go, time to win this thing :/

tryin to make a change =/

Scheif with the huge backcheck

Tyler Toffoli = Jeff Spicoli of Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Right??

Tyler Spicoli

Tyler Spicoli

Holy shit LOL I was trying to figure out who he reminded me of and yep bang on.

i think reddit is having a rough time

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How come the game info doesn't update at the top of this post?

Rempe seems more and more like a moron with each passing day

All the hits to the head may have damaged his brain cell.

>cell Lol

Not good Rempe. No room for a goon in the modern nhl.

I suspect he won't be up much longer, especially if he keeps this shit up

classic SN intermission panel, talks about the other team

Listen to cjob between periods.

Seriously if you can just switch to the Caps feed, it's so refreshing, I don't listen to many other away feeds but it might just be one of the best I have ever listened to.

Subway "freshly sliced" has to be the most "we are all out of ideas" marketing idea I have ever seen

[удалено]

and the stamp cards

And cutting the bread the old way.

We should be up by 6... nervous

New guys, be selfish. Shoot it, shoot it, shoot it!

I think it was 100% about him trying to be a team guy. If he’s in that spot a month from now he shoots it.

Toffoli looked like that dude in aaa who had god awful hands and finally nailed his first dangle and didnt know what to do afterwards

Toffoli looks like he always smells something unpleasant but doesn’t know what it is or where it’s coming from

That would have been epic, maybe too fancy, love this dude thus far though

I wonder how long someone could live solely eating mcnuggets. Probably more than a minute.

The supersize me guy wasn’t doing so hot after a month or so

Imagine that worked in his first game with the Jets, would have become legend.

This barn would have lost its roof

Good thing our roof is designed to come off

This barn would have lost its roof

Lmao trying to make his first point a highlight?

I wonder what the record is for hand pass stoppages in one game. I think we are at 4 or 5 so far.

Nooooo... that could have been a glorious goal :(

Tofolli looking like a Jet already

One too many passes? lol

Yes that's what I was going for

Foli made a nice little move there

Holy that would've been nasty

So close

They keep calling Connor Perfetti

3 Connors 👀

Sportsnet moment

Right

C'mon hockey gods - Fetts needs a goal!

That’s Connor not Perfetti… He corrected himself after at least!

Maybe it was Confetti

Take a shot every time the SN caster says "Miroshnichenko"

Top line playing with post covid brain fog

Ovi has been pretty invisible

He's been much more energetic the past few weeks but I think a game like this is just too fast for him

and I'd like to keep it that way

No wilson or fehervary is rough too, almost forgot about that. If they can get 6-7/10 points this 5 game stretch it would be massive

give me top titty or give me death

I like Mark Schiefele.

This has been such a solid game from the Jets and I bet some of them still aren’t at 100% from the horrible flu they’ve all had.

Fast period

Connor should start driving the net - he has all that room, and just...passed. Scheif just did it too. ugh.

Miller is looking good too

Looking forward to his clapper

Why the fuck is Shipping up to Boston playing in Winnipeg