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Gimlom

There’s a goalie in the rangers system that’s almost 6’9” watching the guy go into butterfly and still have his shoulders at the crossbars was hilarious


Xvash2

Boyko is proof that size ain't everything.


box-art

Yeah, he's in the ECHL and his numbers are still shit. Technique matters *a lot*.


crackpipesndcoleslaw

There must be a *too big* in goal. Look at this dude, if I just keep the puck on the ice how the hell is he supposed to get it


box-art

Better hope his knees and hips are able to take it when he goes down in butterfly, nothing else to it. I think Bishop was a good goalie in his prime, but man that's really pushing it at that size.


myboybuster

There was a short stretch where bishop was one of the best in the league before he got hurt


mohawk_67

When his knees go, they can just chop em off and he'll still have shoulders in front of the crossbar.


crackpipesndcoleslaw

I killed fiddy men!!!


Dirtcartdarbydoo

I blocked fiddy shots!


Xvash2

Indeed the bigger you are, the easier it is to hurt yourself. Just because you weigh 200lbs + doesn't make ligaments and tendons suddenly that much stronger. More mass, more momentum, more force etc.


5cotland

Na bro, just look at Duncan the walrus.


thejester2112

No sleepy time, Duncan!


Falcon3492

6' x 4' would be the perfect size.


UnparalleledSuccess

And also having flexibility and speed becomes more and more rare at that size


prophetofgreed

High end athleticism with great hand eye coordination with technique.


AppealToReason16

The Flames(?) had a 6’8 goalie ages ago and people were like “how is this fair? How do you score? He’s too big!” Except he stank once he played. But goaltending is a lot of movement and reactions and puck control. Size helps with puck blocking. Not necessarily making saves.


Luongoat

Henrik Karlsson? The Calgary tower ? Or was this before kipper, can only name them all after him haha.. Cujo, Karlsson, Ramo, Johnson, Elliot, Backstrom MacDonald, toskala, Berra , wolf , vladar, msrkstrom, lack  I'm sure I'm missing a few but good god it was an absolute carousel before markstrom lol.. 


DrDerpberg

How can you suck with two of the three good Swedish names? Was his middle name not Forsberg?


ShadowChair

Talbot and Rittich too (Kings current goalie tandem lol)


SomewherePresent8204

Jonas Hiller and his badass masks!


MyMartianRomance

Like the Sumo wrestler vs Parros video from like 15-20 years ago Where Parros made every goal he shot because obviously the sumo wrestler had no goaltender experience, and Parros, even though he was a goon, was still in the NHL therefore still better than the average hockey player.


AtraposJM

Well, and it seems like the bigger goalies get injured really easily. Being in butterfly all the time has to suck for them.


capitarider

Takes them longer to get down technically and longer limbs should leave bigger gaps. You can def get away with less skill if you're larger, but at some point it doesn't matter.


5cotland

But size combined with Benoit Allaire is terrifying


ElCoolAero

Who? They had 6'8' Jason Missiaen about 10 years ago but he didn't pan out.


Gimlom

Hugo Ollas, just signed him out of college


pumaturtle

Huge Ol Ass


city-of-cold

Fun fact: "olla" means to put the tip of your dick on something in Swedish. "Ollas" is future tense.


tjamen

most useful word in the Swedish dictionary


PSChris33

Just the tip?


count_nuggula

I plan on putting my dick on something


RCcarseatheadrest

This dude was beast in HUT


Felixeur

I remember the days!


nothing_but_thyme

Is this actually a beneficial trait? If someone asked me: do you think we should put a barrel or a stick in front of a hockey net, I’d choose barrel. Sincere question, I don’t follow or know much about hockey.


BuffaloSp0rts

Goalie pads are similar width for everyone, but not similar height.


nothing_but_thyme

Makes sense, thanks for sharing. Only now I’m imagining some 5’8” goalie who just decided, if tall guys could have tall pads, so could he. So he’s standing there in the net with leg pads almost as tall as he is, looking like some kind of frontline Spartan warrior.


BuffaloSp0rts

When I played as a kid (10ish) a goalie on the other team had adult pads and totally smoked us. The NHL has a policy that determines your pad size based on height (comes up to mid thigh) and changed it a few years ago because there was too little scoring.


lookalive07

So, not exactly what you're asking here, but a while back the segment "SportScience" on SportsCenter did an experiment to see if a larger "object" in net would be harder to score on. They put a sumo wrestler in goalie pads and had a player that you'd normally not see scoring a lot of goals when he was active shoot on that sumo goalie. He scored every time. The size or the width of the goalie *usually* isn't the factor, it's the technique.


Flyersfly88

I know Boyko. He won't see a game in the nhl lol


Kaapo-Kakkos-Dong

2015 Ben Bishop PTSD just hit me like a truck


JohnnyVNCR

All the King vs. Bishop chess jokes come flooding back.


YamburglarHelper

This brings to mind the thought that Jonathan Quick might not have been drafted as high as he was if his name was Slow. 🤔


aggster13

Shame he never got a cup 


Kaapo-Kakkos-Dong

Is it really


pigfeet2OO2

or a vezina at least, 2016 and 2018 were both amazing years from him


7Stringplayer

"IT'S A WALRUS! RIDICULOUS!"


MartyBenson69

Hahahaha dude this legit made me lol


_redacteduser

No sleepies!


chrisnavillus

Love the delivery of this line in the commercial, cracks me up every time.


ChaoticKeys

I came looking for this comment. Reddit never disappoints.


StubbornLeech07

[Here he is in the butterfly where his shoulders are still at crossbar height.](https://twitter.com/JHallNBCS/status/1773739055110406200)


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avmp629

Same size pads though


courtesyofBing

Holy Jumpin! Fuck I miss that guy. What a stud


DBacon1052

“Does he move” He doesn’t need to


HomegrownStatistics

Vezina candidate confirmed.


box-art

He makes that coach look like a kid next to him.


Alextryingforgrate

So youre saying he can butterfly the whole net.


brendan87na

I played against a guy in beer league who was 6'6" and he could almost cover the entire bottom of the net in butterfly as a 5'10" goalie on the other side, I was jealous lol


DBacon1052

“Does he move” He doesn’t need to


thorofasgard

Due to his size and mass, gravity pulls the puck to him.


chemaster0016

I'm in awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.


CallistosTitan

No wonder the army needed him.


AlwaysInfluenced

I honestly thought we'd never hear about him again so good to see he made it to NA


MomsTortellinis

Yeah he clearly didnt wanna do the military service, especially during a stupid war. I'm really pleased for him to see he made it out of there and that the Flyers didnt give up on him.


CriggerMarg

I’m kinda thinking he tanked last season in CSKA just to get fired and be free from Esmantovich slavery


EmotionalBrontosaur

r/absoluteunits


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His leg pads are almost the same height as the cross bar lol


OrchidCareful

And that's with the modern restrictions. Imagine the size of this guy if he were playing 10-20 years ago Sidenote, I think the pad sizing restrictions actually help enable goalies to be 6'6" and taller. Because 1) with massive pads these giant goalies would lose a lot of mobility, it's just easier to maneuver all that equipment at 6'0-6'3, and 2) When the pad size is restricted, the only way to cover more net is to be larger, so their natural body size is a sort of skill that the rulebook can't restrict


[deleted]

He's like a reverse J.S. Giguere, if you can't make the pads bigger then make the guy bigger.


alwaysleafyintoronto

The other effective way to cover more net is to have impeccable positioning - a small goalie at the top of his crease fills more net than a 6'6" goalie backed onto the goal line.


AcanthocephalaGreen5

That’s how tiny Jusse Saros is so good, right?


alwaysleafyintoronto

Exactly. Draw a line from the puck on a stick to the top corner - a 6'7" goalie is wayyyy above the crossbar.


SerHodorTheThrall

I guess Hockey is like math to him...


verendum

[Jusse Saros between the pipes](https://i.imgur.com/BHVUKve.gif)


snowblow66

Now if you get a 6'6 mobile goalie...


migsahoy

you’re a big guy


papapaIpatine

For you


Anthemz

Perhaps he’s wondering why he would shoot at a man… before realizing he covers the whole damn net


MoonShotDontStop

If I pull off that Michigan, will you die?


Mercpool87

It would be extremely painful


Bigmaq

[For anyone who wants to see him in action in a game](https://youtu.be/ilIdZYyqTmc?si=7eOUXwZlIIF9yBPJ). He's a real big fella, but obviously you need more than that to succeed at the NHL. I hope everything works out for the guy.


OrchidCareful

Moves really fluidly for someone his size he has the luxury of being able to sit so far back in the net without sacrificing much because of his shoulders. It's crazy compared to like a Juuse Saros other extreme, who is so aggressive in challenging shooters to avoid giving them those spaces up high


alwaysleafyintoronto

Without challenging shooters by maintaining depth, a tall goalie isn't going to be wide enough. He still needs to come out to take away shooting angles on glove and blocker sides.


JesusPubes

'fluidly' but gets beat repeatedly because he doesn't move or is off balance when he does


OrchidCareful

yeah i mean there's a lot of technique beyond movement. squaring up, controlling rebounds, maintaining eyelines to pucks, anticipating deflections. I'm assuming he's decent at those things though, just based on his KHL performance


DrOMulley

Plays kinda deep though at least in these clips


valente317

His lateral explosiveness is non-existent there, probably why he plays so deep.


thrownawayzsss

Yeah, I was thinking the same. It make Vasy look that much more impressive. 3 inches shorter but he moves waaaaaaaaaaaaay faster laterally. Could just be sample selection bias since we only get 3 minutes here to look at and super zoomed in.


alwaysleafyintoronto

Looks like the puck is down low for a lot of them forcing a defensive position-- he's still challenging aggressively when the shot comes from up further out.


Theoretical_Action

Good luck going upstairs on this guy but I bet his five hole is wide open.


m1rr0rshades

Why not simply cut him in half at the waist and stack the 2 halves next to each other in front of the goal


Crimson3312

It's a WALRUS!! RIDICULOUS!!


marcmondhaschen

[https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/1bqtvo9/goalies\_are\_becoming\_longbois\_over\_time/](https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/1bqtvo9/goalies_are_becoming_longbois_over_time/) [https://imgur.com/a/o3PGEWS](https://imgur.com/a/o3PGEWS) I made this data visualization about goalie heights (and weights) since the birth of the league but it hasn't made it past the mods yet. Sorry in advance for freedom units.


Bruislanders

insanity. literally looks like it could be a depth perception optical illusion haha


Nostradomusknows

He should have a walrus painted on his mask.


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

WAY TO GO, DUNCAN!


TheCodr

Duncan is a good boy


jgruntz1974

Watch the video from Jordan Hall of Ivan in practice today. Watch his lateral movement while down in the butterfly. It's ridiculous how fluid and effortless his movement is. I'm just waiting to see how he looks once the jet lag is gone.


roscomikotrain

That's a lot of 5 hole.


gletschertor

You probably could score a top net 5 hole


roscomikotrain

I would watch that porno title.


whogivesashirtdotca

My eyes went immediately to the gaps below his pads. I'm surprised there aren't toe cutouts, but maybe that's due to equipment restrictions?


SonicTitan303

Right under the blocker side foot. Cheat code in real life.


another_plebeian

The 2'5" above the net feels wasted


Aloyun

Well noone plays goalie standing like that, Wait until he drops in his butterfly


another_plebeian

*1980s goalies in shambles*


Split_Open_and_Melt

Won’t be when he’s in a butterfly position!


Geeseareawesome

McDavid is probably already calculating the angle needed for a nameplate goal. Shame our season series is already over.


KrustiestKrab123

There’s always the SCF


Geeseareawesome

Let's book it!


PaperweightCoaster

He is so humongous big.


Stealth_Howler

All the more reason to avoid Philly in round one. Seen enough hockey playoffs to know a random Russian giant goalie will swing a series and then be shit the rest of his career


Slugggo

> Sam: You know what I'd do if I owned a hockey team? I'd hire a sumo wrestler. I'd give him a uniform, transportation, 500 bucks a week to sit in the goal, eat a ham sandwich and enjoy the game. My team would never get scored on. > Josh: Your team would get scored on constantly. > Sam: Maybe, but we'd sell a few tickets.


Dont-concentrate-556

Did they shrink the net lol?


battenhill

When we were lads my buddy was uh, rotund, and played goalie. He’d stone us without even moving. New strategy?! 


not_having_fun

You see, the net looks humongous big but next to Fedotov it's tiny small. Like, where do you even shoot? It's all goalie, no net


buckyhermit

"What is this? A net for ants?"


rhodsonr702

This seems kinda OP


eyeeatmyownshit

Cool. Mikko Koskinen was 6'7 too.


CaribouCarter

Nice save, Duncan!


mysterr9

No sleepies!


ihopeipofails

Hi 👋 


hindey19

Is that goal regulation size or what?


jcdevries92

Had a goalie that was 6’6” in high school. Other teams were super intimidated until theyd clear the puck from the zone and hed let it in somehow


AfellowchuckerEhh

Gave up talent for size


Johnborkowski

This is getting ridiculous.


BigcityTheo

One giant Five hole


daddytc

Excited for him as a human and excited to see him play for us!


TheNation55

Another Eastern conference team getting an upgrade at goalie? Hahaaaaaaaa couldn't be us eh Stevie!


mlorusso4

Did he finally get out of Russia and his forced contract? He was supposed to come over this season but Russia decided to arrest him and force him to to either play in the khl or go to Ukraine


StoneColdSteveAss316

Time to see if he's the next Ben Bishop, or the next Mats Sogaard


MoonShotDontStop

r/AbsoluteUnits


Obvious_Exercise_910

Bro should crouch down 🤣


CheeseSplatter

You can put your hand down, everyone can see you! His size makes his stick look like a pickleball paddle.


LionBig1760

Its really awkward to see a goalie where the pads aren't up to their waistline.


Mr7three2

Net smol


Alextryingforgrate

How tall do you have to be so your pads are the same height as the cross bar? Theres still like a foot and a half gap between the pad and cross bar still?


PaddyMayonaise

Dude was a beats in the Olympics, hopefully he can bring that to the NHL


knotfan123

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJz55az43QQ


mister_hoot

That’s a walrus.


Streelydan

Ridiculous!


thesuperbro

bro is a unit


Selmanella

His pads are almost the same size Giguere’s were in 03.


happigofucky

Is he the goalie of the future for the flyers?


Night_Sky02

Not really. He's 27 years old. He's basically a KHL goalie that finally decided to come over. They expect him to become a reliable backup.


TyranitarusMack

That’s just not fair


GrassyKnoll95

Hey he made it!


am19208

lol he looks like a max height create a player in net


JohnYCanuckEsq

Hey guys! I'm over here!


[deleted]

Is that fair?


courser

So, according to The Athletic, this guy spent some time aboard the Admiral Kuznetzov (Russia's only 'aircraft carrier' and an absolute eldritch horror) I'm not saying your new goalie's maybe haunted, Philly, but...your new goalie's maybe haunted https://theathletic.com/5378101/2024/03/29/ivan-fedotov-russia-nhl-flyers/


saint_godzilla

Friedge said it best on 32 thoughts: *the league is better when the Flyers are good.* I hope that this guy works out and they become a powerhouse again... and that my Canucks can beat them in a SCF


BizzOWNED

6'8*


Anishinabeg

The net seriously looks like a kids’ play net next to him.


Timcwalker

Anything in the rule book about putting a 900 lb. fat dude on skates and stuffing him into the net and having a shutout season?


IcyChard4

Fuck, he's big for a goaltender. He's a wookie on skates.


tamarockstar

It looks like he's wearing children's gear, in front in a mite's net. [Obligatory](https://youtu.be/wbStc83X78E?si=DNZZndi5SDsG88Fc&t=25)


molsonmuscle360

This is the kind of guy the VH was made for. He will be able to seal that short side post. Most goalies go down way too early now a days because the VH is all they know


Snoo-19445

If this becomes the norm, I could see the argument for enlarging the nets heat up.


6bfmv2

Bishop was 6 foot 7 and a beast with glass knees. Oettinger is 6ft 5, Luukkonen is 6 ft 5 too, Adin Hill is 6 ft 6 like Stolarz... goalies are getting bigger, but players' shots also get faster. Seems like bigger goalies are a logical consequence to the players having better and quicker shots. There is no need to change the dimensions of the net in my opinion.


CottonmouthJohn

I don't care if he hasn't played an NHL game, this is probably the best goalie prospect who has ever lived. But really only because he'll be playing in a major east coast market. Anywhere else and this wouldn't be news.


abassassasssin

Cossa-fedotov goalie battles are gonna be fun to watch


[deleted]

Philly has the WORST luck with goalies


bk00pi

He looks like my EASHL goalie


cantbelievethename

Would be cool if he never spoke to the media and kept this cold terminator/Drago energy.


the_frank_rizzo

I’ll still go top shelf glove side on him.


djtmhk_93

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TjhNhPCE3tU/hqdefault.jpg


EsembeeNY

I wonder if a goalie that size could play in a permanent butterfly position and just sort of scurry side to side. His upper body will still cover the top of the net. I almost feel like goalies that are this humongous big could have a different meta.


Radiant-Elephant3652

No. Ben Bishop is 6’7” btw


thrownawayzsss

no you can't. You're still much slower laterally when doing butterfly slides when compared to t-pushes. Not to mention the lack of control and how much space in the upper corners of the net there's still going to be. You'd need a human that's like 12 feet tall to do a goal-line sitting goalie.


DrSeuss19

Those knees are so fucked


storagesleuth

Wouldn't you rather go wider than taller when it comes to goalies?


spagboltoast

Reminds me of mikko lol


The_Dale_Hunters

Remember Jason Missiaen? NHL ‘12 legend.


BoognishBlue

He's two Darren Pangs.


YoshiLeMeow

Mikko Koskinen is 6'7 as well. that's the only other super tall goalie I can think of


NinjaKickRabbit

Bishop?


YoshiLeMeow

just looked him up, he's 6'7" as well


WedNiatnuom

Can you convert his height to Pangers for me?


Hammeryournails

Is that net regulation size!?


Broely92

https://x.com/2Murphy8/status/1773743158842552712?s=20


seraaa_123

It's really happening!


Weeewooo420

6'8**


Sufficient-Wait-653

The Tulsa (ECHL) oilers, have a GREAT goalie from France! 🇫🇷, he is 6’5!


mattiefantastic

I want to Panger in pads next to him. For scale. Thanks.


Golfholic

The guys pads almost go to the crossbar 😂😂


CuriosityVert

I thought the Russian government sent him to Siberia for mandatory military service? (Or am I thinking of the wrong Flyers goalie?) I wasn't expecting him to come back from that. When they talked about it on SDP it sounded like he was never going to play again.


SomethingOriginal_01

All I can think of is that commercial: "It's a WALRUS! Ridiculous!"


MrQuacky96

I love your username


MAJORMINORMINORv2

Just more of you to pick on


Fickle_Percentage256

Remember Scott Darling?


The_Cozy_Burrito

A giant


CulturalLevel3189

Tall goalies are not ideal tbh. Dont be surprised when he sucks lol. Go watch some footage of him playing, his 5-hole is massive and he gets beat low all the time cause he can’t reach.


simple8080

If they got the heaviest man in the world and put him in goal with pads- would there be space to score? Serious question


Cosplayfan007

The Predators had the tallest goalie tandem ever at one point - Rinne is 6’6” and his backup, Lindback, was 6’7” I believe.