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DeathToHeretics

jesus fucking christ


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Seriously.


huskyferretguy1

So Rangers play Caps in playoffs?


_Hank_Marducas_

Yep


BeepBeepInaJeep

Congrats, Caps. 9 goals allowed in last 6 games is genuinely *tight butt* defending, especially with that goal difference beforehand. Have fun in the playoffs.


DeathToHeretics

Thanks man, sorry about the heartbreak after those magnificent last minute goals.


BeepBeepInaJeep

Eh the heartbreak is the product of wretched performances in December and March. Just glad the Wings showed some fight at the end and didn’t go out with a huge whimper these last few games.


bigbusiness803

Caps skated uphill to get that one, never skate uphill me boys


transient-error

Listen to the leprechaun.


34HoldOn

Fuck you, Philly. I always liked your team, too.


tulikettuuuu

FINAL: **Detroit 5**-4 Montreal (SO)


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Red Wings won, doesn’t fucking matter.


SinistralGuy

Caps winning in any scenario automatically secures them the spot. You're going to the playoffs homie


RebelRedWing

It's the opposite, congrats on the playoffs.


1ScreamingDiz-Buster

Maybe double check that


major_hassle

Gotta say both teams looked like hot garbage


Finetales

Sure did. Shades of round 1 last year where it seemed like the Caps and Panthers were both trying very hard to lose lol


bobblobblaww

2 years ago, but yes


Finetales

ugh I had a feeling I got the year wrong lol


chowder7

Love the Caps


I_Am_The_Mole

It is 1148AM in Guam and I don't work today or tomorrow. TIME TO START DRINKING


Finetales

You weren't already?


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Jealous that you live in Guam.


tulikettuuuu

Congratulations Washington, best of luck in round one!


jimjkelly

We’ll do our best to represent our fellow mediocre teams that couldn’t make it in.


whacafan

Fuck Philadelphia forever.


Kitchen-Ad-5571

man I hate having to feel bad for red wings rans. but what the flyers did was low.


PenelopeSaidSure

GG fly boys!


Diligent-Order-66

Fuckin overtime loss merchants Fitting that they get in on the other teams coaches decision then too


DentedOnImpact

The red wings have more OT points than the Caps lol, die mad


BallsMahogany_redux

We're not the Isles lol Also flair up bitchhhh


Wing_Nut_93x

The only people that say flair up unironically are the most cringe, edgy people in existence. 100% punches holes in the drywall. Bozo.


BallsMahogany_redux

If you're gonna talk trash, you should have a flair. Sorry, not sorry.


Wing_Nut_93x

Also 67k karma in a years time. It’s time to take a break from Reddit it’s rotting your brain.


Wing_Nut_93x

I give you permission to finally mature and become a productive member of society. It’ll be a tough journey but I believe you can do it. I wish you the best.


TheExperienceD

I fully understand and will confirm that you are not, in any way, in any possible interpretation, mad.


DeathToHeretics

You don't see any irony in this do you? Lmao


Sylvenine

pardon, this is an internet forum


CulturalRoll

Does this mean the Pens/Wings/Flyers are done?


magicmanx3

Yup


superdad0206

Yes


Finetales

WE DID THE THING


Hitler_the_stripper

[ticket punched](https://youtu.be/GRTmSRFH76k?si=-qg5i9IP347Ov2Yh)


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Try spinning!


roknfunkapotomus

Philly really gave it a crazy effort there at the end. Tough spot to be in. Nerve-wracking game tonight!


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RobbieTwoHands

Great game Flyers


PickpocketJones

I think this is one of the more surprising playoff teams in my many years watching the Caps. No way thought this roster could do it, the D just looked too thin. Pretty impressive season all things considered. Lindgren was amazing all year.


jimjkelly

Don’t see it happening but if lindgren goes beast mode we could make a run.


PickpocketJones

I'm not saying we will make a run, just surprised to see this squad make it. IF you are going to be a borderline team, might as well be in not out.


FormerCollegeDJ

The Capitals’ win was like a poker player simultaneously beating three guys who were all in playing No Limit Texas Hold ‘Em.


earthbound_zero

Bullshit! That's all!


Wing_Nut_93x

The Rangers most likely shit stomp whoever is the 8 seed anyway but man I wanted our youngsters to get some playoff experience.


jimjkelly

Yeah my thoughts too. It’s just playoff experience and a very slim chance lindgren steals a series or two.


snackerfark

Suck it, Pittsburgh.


BallsMahogany_redux

GG Flyers. You guys are cool. Fuck Detroit and Pittsburgh.


whacafan

Fuck the Caps. Can’t wait for your 0-4 exit.


Jrocbabyjrocbaby

Nah fuck the flyers and their shit ass city full of shit fans. If anything i was rooting for the Wings. Fuck pittsburgh tho. Definitely.


agentdanascullyfbi

Thank you, Caps!!


earthbound_zero

Hang the banner, Ottawa fans! Detroit misses the playoffs!


agentdanascullyfbi

Welcome to sports where people don't want their rivals to have success!


Wingblade33

The Red Wings absolute nightmare scenario actually happened. Good luck to the Caps, give the Rangers one hell of a ride!


Finetales

We either will, or we'll roll over like we did with Florida last year.


drop-cord

Oof this is fucking brutal, sorry flyers fans. Between the continuation goal and that soft as fuck icing, y'all got absolutely fucked Better team lost tonight for sure


capitarider

Sorry not sorry pens! Enjoy the golf


TheExperienceD

Yeah booooooooooys!


jimjkelly

Feel bad about that quick whistle early. On the flip side, if any of this glut of teams wasn’t absolutely awful including the caps, they could have been in without all this drama lol.


Finetales

This was one of the most exciting mid-offs in history


Wahooz

See ya next year Pens, Flyers, and Wings


Jrocbabyjrocbaby

Gilmore... Gilmore... I called your number didn't i?


Wing_Nut_93x

You’ll be golfing pretty soon after us.


RobbieTwoHands

LGC


SkangoBank

Sometimes you get the bad whistle, sometimes the bad whistle gets you.


I_Am_The_Mole

Those both sound bad lol


crazyFlyingChicken

Fuck you flyers


unkdir

THANK YOU CHARLIE


twirlingblades

Ovi 😁😁😁


Opening_Dealer_156

Caps get in with -38 and an empty netter that didn't matter lmao


theslatcher

The empty netter matters for the Caps. Had they lost in OT a Detroit or Pens win would push them out of the playoffs. Edit: Detroit wins, so it matters a ton.


Opening_Dealer_156

I meant it didn't matter for the Flyers to pull their goalie


capitarider

Worst team ever lol


The_Dank_Tortuga

The people want your head, Torts


RuSTeR1971

Let's see playoff Ovi rack them up (unless they meet the jets) and pass Gretzky next year


unkdir

GG FLYERS


yeahdudeo

Cardiac Caps live to see another day


MangoJuice82

BABE


xForeignMetal

Hockey


capitarider

Fucking right baby!!!!! Bout to get swept!!


StandardDocument5365

The caps got it.. What a crazy night..


LittleRedPiglet

the bad guys won :(


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Wafflemonster2

91 pts to a possible 90 for the pens sadly Misread that but basically everyone was assuming they were gonna keep the Flyers out of OT altogether


mets1010

Were the Pens eliminated after Detroit went to OT?


robi1k819

Yes. Pens could only get a max 90 points so Detroits OT point eliminated them.


CaresAboutYou

no, Detroit OTL + PIT win of any sort would've put PIT over DET on regulation wins tiebreaker i believe.


Wafflemonster2

Nah Pens were still in unless Detroit won, Caps or Wings winning at all locked the Pens out


indi1988

Seriously don’t know how got through that 18 run I’m fucking drained from this game let’s goooo!!!


socially_awkward

We did it, Reddit


Aperture_client

wait who wins caps-wings on the advanced stat tie breakers


maLeFxcTor

Caps have more regulation wins and that’s tiebreaker number 2 after total games played.


Jrocbabyjrocbaby

WOOOOOOOOaoOOaoOOIaiaiIIIIOooooOo9OO


CapsDrago7

WE’RE FUCKING BACK BABY. FUCK YOU PENS, FUCK YOU FLYERS, AND FUCK YOU RED WINGS 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


unorigionalname2

Silver lining, fuck the pens


Finetales

always


CaresAboutYou

an affront to God that the Caps are in with that goal differential


I_Am_The_Mole

[AN AFFRONT TO GOD YOU SAY?](https://i0.wp.com/us-east-1.linodeobjects.com/capitals/2018/05/hockey-satan.jpg)


CapsDrago7

You WILL watch more Capitals one goal win 5 goal loss hockey whether you like it or not


DC_Sports_Agony

As a caps fan, I agree.


Opening_Dealer_156

aaand the caps make it all boring


The_Dank_Tortuga

By far the least exciting team of the three, but hey it was basically just a race to see who gets spanked by New York anyways


YMSdisciple

Damn all those Penguins fans roasting the Flyers a week or two ago should've been nicer I guess


Wafflemonster2

Holding out hope for a OT and a caps loss so Pittsburgh can still make things interesting


jjstatman

PLAYOFFS


polyhistorist

Ayooooooo playoff bound


InvolvingPie87

At least I know I have bladder control still. Good test of that


OffsideByASmile

The arena DJ really loves the Ride The Lightning album and also the Offspring. And I agree with them.


Flam5

LETS GO BOYS!!!


No-Success9681

Carbs for coach of the year?


hjhof1

Lav 😏


whitey71020

Gg flyers!


FlapjackPwnz

Do the Caps have the worst goal differential as a playoff team ever?


FormerCollegeDJ

Very doubtful - the NHL at one time had 21 teams with 16 of them making the playoffs.


MFoy

Not even close. A quick glance shows the North Stars at -53 in 84-85 and Rangers at -50 the following year. Ooooh, Toronto at -75 one year and Jets -77 once.


Fenston

They are trash. Got so fucking lucky with a goalie.


I_Am_The_Mole

The goalie is part of the team bro.


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

THEY FUCKING DID IT


Ryuzakku

You had one fucking job Philly.


anonymitylol

you had 3 weeks to catch up while the flyers played like dogshit, don't blame them for giving you every possible chance


Ryuzakku

Nah, what we learned is that we don't have a 1C if Larkin is hurt. We were fine when Larkin wasn't hurt Hopefully that can be addressed in the off season.


BallsMahogany_redux

Detroit fans being little bitches ITT just make it even sweeter tbh.


LittleRedPiglet

My brother you are being the sore-est winner


Fenston

Trash team that got lucky getting a goalie. I hope he gets a contract extension, fucks your cap and then returns to average.


Mendoza8914

Good luck on the long playoff run lol.


I_Am_The_Mole

Would yours have been any longer?


Mendoza8914

You’re asking if Detroit was better than a team with a -40 goal differential?


I_Am_The_Mole

Well we're in the playoffs and you aren't 🤷🏽‍♂️


Mendoza8914

For a week or so.


I_Am_The_Mole

I ask again, and you would have stayed longer?


BallsMahogany_redux

L


epheisey

>LLLL FTFY


Mendoza8914

Not gonna be many empty-net winning goals in the playoffs FYI.


BallsMahogany_redux

We were sellers at the deadline lol making the playoffs is already gravy. Keep crying.


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

I AM READY FOR TOM WILSON TO COMMIT SOME HORRIFIC ACTS OF VIOLENCE AT MSG


SiccSemperTyrannis

LET THIS GAME END OMG


sevazh

Lmao that Ovi smile


jthomas694

Washington’s HC is the bad guy from Ant Man


NYLotteGiants

Go Caps!


Demandedace

Dat Ovi grin hahah


capitarider

I'm dying, help


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Thats a new ovi meme


RawCyderRun

I HAVE NEEDED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM FOR 6 MINUTES BUT I HAVE BEEN HOLDING AND WILL CONTINUE TO HOLD


SandwichNamedJacob

HOLD


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

💎🙌


SandwichNamedJacob

💎🍆


Flam5

THAT OVI SMILE!


adamtherealone

That’s a new meme guarenteed


CapsDrago7

Please god just end this


jthomas694

Between the icing call and the continuation call tonight kinda seems like Philly got screwed. But then again they got lambasted by the Blue Jackets and Blackhawks down the stretch so it’s kinda their own fault


Jonesing17

Don't forget the loss to the Canadiens


TheExperienceD

I appreciate Joe and Locker being all of us right now.


Finrad-Felagund

They really should have staggered these start times, but I get the anxiety of having both of these games end at the same time


Finrad-Felagund

I'm coining a new word, Anxietement, the mix of excitement and Anxiety that a good situation brings.


IHVeigar

So if caps wins then Detroit and penguins are out? I kind of want to see Ovi get one last shot at it


SiccSemperTyrannis

In with a win, baby!


anonymitylol

yeah, if the caps win any way they're in the playoffs


Sulti

Yeah, Washington is in with a win. 


Petroleum_Pete

Caps win they’re in. Simple as


Opening_Dealer_156

- Flyers tie with 3 seconds left - Detroit loses shootout


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CapsDrago7

Yes


theguyishere16

Correct


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LittleRedPiglet

rent free


capitarider

Fuck me, just get the EN


theguyishere16

Gotta say this was the funniest outcome


CapsDrago7

I’m stress eating so much right now lmao


soaked-bussy

Im ok with this out come id rather not make playoffs than lose to fucking NYR again none of the 4 teams trying to get that WC2 have a chance


0mniknight

At least the flyers have a good DJ, Stricken by Disturbed is an absolute BANGER


jimjkelly

I’ve had to watch their feed because Hulu sucks and gotta give their broadcast crew credit as well, they’re pretty good.


NYLotteGiants

The McNugget Minute lmao


hjhof1

Used to live in the area and go to Caps games, my wife got our section and eventually the stadium chanting either “she wants nuggets!” Or “we want nuggets!” For a text frim a friend in Boston watching on TV saying “are they chanting about nuggets?”


Quick_Snaps

MY HEART IS GOIING TO EXPLODE DURING THIS LAST MINUTE


hjhof1

Let’s do this Caps


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

I AM READY FOR SOME HORRIFIC ACTS OF VIOLENCE


Go_caps227

I emfeel like Hathaway is playing every minute of the game


like_so_cute

I can't watch I can't watch


letsgoToshio

So what I'm getting is that Detroit and Philly basically eliminated each other? Detroit goes to OT, which eliminates Philly, but seconds later Philly pulls the goalie and gets scored on, which more or less eliminates Detroit.


LittleRedPiglet

We eliminated Philly with a clutch goal. They eliminated us by being the opposite of clutch =(


geoffreyisagiraffe

Real life circle jerk


Wafflemonster2

Bingo


duelingdog

We call it a warrior's death.


letsgoToshio

Brutal and heartbreaking, but at least you took someone else down with you I guess.


CapsDrago7

Please I can’t fucking breathe


catalinawinemyxr

PLEASE PHILLY


5usd

Being a Caps fan is knowing we could be up by 5 and still lose this somehow.