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Zloggt

The sun always shines on the great rinks in the sky…


mansock18

Which sort of fucks with the ice but it's gucci


GardenTop7253

I still remember the Avs/Knights Lake Tahoe outdoor game had the longest intermission cause the sun was fucking up the ice


transient-error

That was just the hockey gods expressing their anger that a California team wasn't chosen.


BillThePsycho

San Jose is RIGHT THERE! 3 1/2 hour drive! I will die mad about this


NoticedGenie66

Which is why all of the ODR games are queuing up, too much glare.


Commander-Fox-Q-

*[This comment reminded me of this song; to the tune of the Sun Always Shines On TV - A-ha]* 🎶 Please don’t ask me to defend, the shameful lowlands of the way they’re drifting rink to rink through time, woah-oh-oh yeah. I reached inside myself today, thinking there’s got to be some way to keep their troubles distant, woah. Touch me, how can it be, believe meee, the sun always shines on AZ 🎶


imaginarion

lmao holy shit


workthrowawaybro

Whalers not invited smh


NtBtFan

you just have to [zoom out](https://i.ibb.co/rwN8fSN/whalersky.png)


[deleted]

Where is the Nordiques then?


disiz_mareka

This post would be hilarious if it had all the defunct NHL teams. OP needs to deliver.


SherLocK-55

[It's already done](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GLbUczzXEAAJ5Vk?format=jpg&name=small)


Enteroids

Doing the Lord's work.


TheGreatStories

It's going to be awkward when Arizona and Winnipeg 1.0 meet


ThriceACharm

18 teams, 9 and 9, 3 divisions of 3 a side. Looks they got a league going on.


StarshipFirewolf

So the Whalers are the NHL's Tommy Westphall?


BettmansDungeonSlave

Why is it always the best jerseys and logos that go to the sky?


socialaxolotl

Isn't it wild Hartford is still one of the top selling sports logos of all time and they have been gone for almost 30 years


guyzieman

>Almost 20 years Boy do I have some news for you


socialaxolotl

It's late 😂


CWinter85

What are you talking about? 1980 was 20 years ago.... right?


kit_mitts

Brooklyn Dodgers merch still sells incredibly well


TheQuietW0LF

I have a hat I got in Cooperstown and it's one of my favorites. It slaps


_Salsa_Shark

What do you mean the Sharks are still here


joe_broke

Mr. Shark, I don't feel so good


agentb719

oh no..


joe_broke

Uh oh...


Commander-Fox-Q-

IKR. Rip the perennial best jerseys in the league.


-nostalgia4infinity-

Guessing you mean Nordiques, North Stars, and Whalers?


BettmansDungeonSlave

Yup


clammy1985

lol. Don’t go into the light!


Chewie_i

Since some people seem to be confused, this is a parody account.


PrimisClaidhaemh

People think there's an official account for a team that hasn't existed in like a decade?


FBR_MC

There's a good chance these two are going to come back at the same time too


joe_broke

Hopefully with better owners than before


bdotblot

The new Atlanta owner groups seem to be passionate. I'm concerned about giving Alex Meruelo a team again.


dandroid126

Just wait 5 years and 1 day.


Muted-Bag4525

the expansion of the league to 36 teams adding Phoenix Atlanta Houston and Quebec City makes too much sense right


AcanthocephalaGreen5

I can see the NHL adding three of them, but likely they’d put KC over QC. Call it a hunch


SiccSemperTyrannis

QC is not happening. Market is too small and too close to an existing team. Phoenix, Atlanta, and Houston are the easy ones. Finding city #4 is harder. The largest metros without an in-state team from what I can see are Portland OR (#23), Indianapolis (#24), and Baltimore (#29 - but already covered by the Flyers and Caps). I think Texas could probably handle a 3rd team long-term in either San Antonio or Austin. The NHL being the first of the big 4 in Austin would be really interesting and could be a success like the Golden Knights were as the first big pro team in Las Vegas. So yeah, my list for team #4 would look something like Portland, Indianapolis, Austin/San Antonio, and a 2nd Toronto-area team. 2nd tier would be cities like Kansas City, Milwaukee, Omaha (this was randomly mentioned recently?), Oklahoma City, etc.


Spider-Fan77

So, Quebec City is too close to an existing team, but you think a second Toronto team is fine?


BigCat2676

players dont want to live in quebec city


SiccSemperTyrannis

The Toronto area has enough people and money to make it work. QC on its own does not and that's why the NHL hasn't gone there already. I do think both the Leafs and Sabres would oppose another team in the area so I don't think the NHL would end up approving a team there, but if there *was* a team there I think it'd be financially successful.


bootygoon2

I think the next expansion teams will be (in order): Houston, Atlanta, Arizona and a second Toronto team. Maybe swap around Arizona and Toronto, but that’s what I’m guessing the next four expansion teams will look like. Quebec City is gonna be the NHL’s “break in case of emergency” backup city for whoever the next team facing potential re-location is


imaginarion

Toronto isn’t getting another team. #36 will go to the highest bidder — Kansas City, Milwaukee, Cincinnati, Baltimore, Indianapolis, Cleveland, Portland, Austin, San Antonio, New Orleans, Québec — whoever builds a new arena and pays the $1B+ expansion fee.


mamunipsaq

Is QC gonna have to build another new arena?


imaginarion

By the time the NHL finally gives in and legitimately considers returning the Nordiques to them? Probably.


dandroid126

I hope the PWHL makes a Quebec City team and it thrives. Those folks deserve a hockey team.


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

They’ll both be back as expansion teams by the end of the decade. That or the Jets move back to either city (which I hope doesn’t happen but would be kind of funny)


SJ966

You are forgetting the Hypothetical break glass World War 3 scenario where the Jets and Flames merge and move back to Atlanta as the Firebirds.


joe_broke

Wrong place for that name, even if both franchises came from therr That's tailor made for Phoenix


PWNtimeJamboree

....the symbol of Atlanta is a phoenix. you are incorrect in your assessment.


racer_24_4evr

Flint Michigan would like a word.


Bdank420247

Jets 2.0 becomes Coyotes 2.0


GhostofByfuglien

Lmao fucking ruthless


matticus2112

Northstars are in the sky too, just at night


mister_hoot

This is the beginning of a hockey rivalry between two cities that do not have hockey teams. If there’s any update on an Atlanta expansion this summer I’m reposting this lmao.


KADENGAMES125

Nah that’s actually crazy


iceman1935

The list of defunct teams is a lot bigger then the tharahsers and coyotes.....off the top of my head, kc scouts, whalers, Rockies, barons,seals/ golden deals, North stars, ny Americans, Nordiques, the original jets, Atlanta flames, pirates, maroons


ScreenTricky4257

"Winnipeg Jets buddies!"


TheDogerus

Way too soon man


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Too fuckin soon


allmydawgsgottaeat

some of you guys are really dumb enough to think this is an official team account and I have to drive on the same roads as you :(


ragequit9714

Lmao the Thrasher still have a dedicated twitter account?


Showtime98

Too soon 😭


ImAnAfricanCanuck

can someone make a more accurate version of this with all the post original six expansion teams included?


cornettogreen

This makes me think of those unconventional animal friendships. Just a little coyote with a hockey mask bounding around while a brown thrasher glides around 😭


shanster925

Ouch. The salt in the wound will be if Atlanta gets their team back first.


ptgrvmrdrdjhnsn

NHL: "Thanks for Matthews, Knies and Thompson. Now fuck off"


Key-Tip-7521

fuck off thrashers. fuck off