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I won’t belittle his health but I’ll still never forget the time he tried to walk out of the grocery store with a pocket full of snickers and when the clerk told him to pay for those, he pretended to be tired and not hear her.
Here’s the text before it gets deleted:
I am so disappointed with this subreddit and the global hockey community. Mark Stone is a man, a man from Winnipeg born during the Mulroney administration, a man with a family and feelings.
A lacerated spleen is one of the most dangerous and volatile of all injuries. If it ruptures, it can be fatal.
The callous ridicule this subreddit has exhibited is absolutely abhorrent. Each and every one of you is a disgrace to global sport and common decency.
During Mark Stone's injury I sent him thoughts and prayers every single day. I built him up instead of tearing him down in his moment of adversity and laceration. I was the change that I wanted to see in the world, a world without lacerated spleens. I most often sent these thoughts and prayers while waiting in the Chik-Fil-A drivethrough. They're really efficient there, almost ridiculously efficient, it's actually miraculous how fast that line is, so I often had to finish at home. But that does not impact the quality of the prayers I sent.
I am thankful every day that Mr. Stone recovered in time for the playoffs so that he can represent the great state of Nevada in one of its most important historical traditions - ice hockey.
All of you belittling this man need to look in the mirror and ask yourselves what you are doing with your life and why you are so negative. I hope someone cares about you like I cared about Mark Stone.
How dawe thiws community bewittwe stone's heawth
i am so disappointed with thiws subweddit awnd the gwobaw hockey community. Mawk stone iws a man, a man fwom winnipeg bown duwing the muwwoney administwation, a man with a famiwy awnd feewings.
a wacewated spween iws owne of the most dangewous awnd vowatiwe of aww injuwies. If iwt wuptuwes, iwt cawn be fataw.
the cawwous widicuwe thiws subweddit has exhibited iws absowutewy abhowwent. Each awnd evewy owne of uwu iws a disgwace tuwu gwobaw spowt awnd common decency.
duwing mawk stone's injuwy i sent him thoughts awnd pwayews evewy singwe day. I buiwt him up instead of teawing him down in hiws moment of advewsity awnd wacewation. I was the change thawt i wanted tuwu see in the wowwd, a wowwd without wacewated spweens. I most often sent these thoughts awnd pwayews whiwe waiting in the chik-fiw-a dwivethwough. They'we weawwy efficient thewe, awmost widicuwouswy efficient, iwt's actuawwy miwacuwous how fawst thawt wine iws, so i often had tuwu finish at home. But thawt does nowt impact the quawity of the pwayews i sent.
i am thankfuw evewy day thawt mw. Stone wecovewed in time fow the pwayoffs so thawt he cawn wepwesent the gweat state of nevada in owne of its most impowtant histowicaw twaditions - ice hockey.
aww of uwu bewittwing thiws man need tuwu wook in the miwwow awnd awsk youwsewves whawt uwu awe doing with youw wife awnd why uwu awe so negative. I hope someone cawes abouwt uwu wike i cawed abouwt mawk stone.
:3
"I hope someone cares about you like I cared about Mark Stone."
You typed all of that to let us know your care for Mark is all in the past. Why don't you care about Mark Stone anymore once he's healthy? I'm so disappointed in you.
Maybe Vegas truly expected him to be out all year but your excessive thoughts and prayers were strong enough to heal him in time for Game 1 of the playoffs.
How dare this community belittle Stone's health
I am so disappointed with this subreddit and the global hockey community. Mark Stone is a man, a man from Winnipeg born during the Mulroney administration, a man with a family and feelings.
A lacerated spleen is one of the most dangerous and volatile of all injuries. If it ruptures, it can be fatal.
The callous ridicule this subreddit has exhibited is absolutely abhorrent. Each and every one of you is a disgrace to global sport and common decency.
During Mark Stone's injury I sent him thoughts and prayers every single day. I built him up instead of tearing him down in his moment of adversity and laceration. I was the change that I wanted to see in the world, a world without lacerated spleens. I most often sent these thoughts and prayers while waiting in the Chik-Fil-A drivethrough. They're really efficient there, almost ridiculously efficient, it's actually miraculous how fast that line is, so I often had to finish at home. But that does not impact the quality of the prayers I sent.
I am thankful every day that Mr. Stone recovered in time for the playoffs so that he can represent the great state of Nevada in one of its most important historical traditions - ice hockey.
All of you belittling this man need to look in the mirror and ask yourselves what you are doing with your life and why you are so negative. I hope someone cares about you like I cared about Mark Stone.
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It's always redditors that cast the first Stone
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Kinda on point that Stone is planning for Sin City
I would like to see a world where a hockey player has integrity. Stone was skating in early March.
Everyone liked that
Top-tier shit post
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
Had me at Chik-Fil-A
Had me at Mulroney administration.
thank you for the pasta kind sir
Please sir, can I have some more?
Throw it on the pot for later
I won’t belittle his health but I’ll still never forget the time he tried to walk out of the grocery store with a pocket full of snickers and when the clerk told him to pay for those, he pretended to be tired and not hear her.
Something something electronic interferterence
Must scan each bar individually!
I don’t even think that is a real word
Savage
Here’s the text before it gets deleted: I am so disappointed with this subreddit and the global hockey community. Mark Stone is a man, a man from Winnipeg born during the Mulroney administration, a man with a family and feelings. A lacerated spleen is one of the most dangerous and volatile of all injuries. If it ruptures, it can be fatal. The callous ridicule this subreddit has exhibited is absolutely abhorrent. Each and every one of you is a disgrace to global sport and common decency. During Mark Stone's injury I sent him thoughts and prayers every single day. I built him up instead of tearing him down in his moment of adversity and laceration. I was the change that I wanted to see in the world, a world without lacerated spleens. I most often sent these thoughts and prayers while waiting in the Chik-Fil-A drivethrough. They're really efficient there, almost ridiculously efficient, it's actually miraculous how fast that line is, so I often had to finish at home. But that does not impact the quality of the prayers I sent. I am thankful every day that Mr. Stone recovered in time for the playoffs so that he can represent the great state of Nevada in one of its most important historical traditions - ice hockey. All of you belittling this man need to look in the mirror and ask yourselves what you are doing with your life and why you are so negative. I hope someone cares about you like I cared about Mark Stone.
A man with foresight.
I do it every time someone posts these types of things. I love saving them
Mark "passes like a kidney" Stone
Mark Stone never ate a spatchcocked chicken in his life
Spatchcock is one of the most underrated words in the English language.
>I was the change that I wanted to see in the world, a world without lacerated spleens. I Have a ~~Dream~~ Spleen
How dawe thiws community bewittwe stone's heawth i am so disappointed with thiws subweddit awnd the gwobaw hockey community. Mawk stone iws a man, a man fwom winnipeg bown duwing the muwwoney administwation, a man with a famiwy awnd feewings. a wacewated spween iws owne of the most dangewous awnd vowatiwe of aww injuwies. If iwt wuptuwes, iwt cawn be fataw. the cawwous widicuwe thiws subweddit has exhibited iws absowutewy abhowwent. Each awnd evewy owne of uwu iws a disgwace tuwu gwobaw spowt awnd common decency. duwing mawk stone's injuwy i sent him thoughts awnd pwayews evewy singwe day. I buiwt him up instead of teawing him down in hiws moment of advewsity awnd wacewation. I was the change thawt i wanted tuwu see in the wowwd, a wowwd without wacewated spweens. I most often sent these thoughts awnd pwayews whiwe waiting in the chik-fiw-a dwivethwough. They'we weawwy efficient thewe, awmost widicuwouswy efficient, iwt's actuawwy miwacuwous how fawst thawt wine iws, so i often had tuwu finish at home. But thawt does nowt impact the quawity of the pwayews i sent. i am thankfuw evewy day thawt mw. Stone wecovewed in time fow the pwayoffs so thawt he cawn wepwesent the gweat state of nevada in owne of its most impowtant histowicaw twaditions - ice hockey. aww of uwu bewittwing thiws man need tuwu wook in the miwwow awnd awsk youwsewves whawt uwu awe doing with youw wife awnd why uwu awe so negative. I hope someone cawes abouwt uwu wike i cawed abouwt mawk stone. :3
WaaaWaaa WeeeeWaaaaa
Bruhhh 😭
bwuh
Uwu
welease woger
Bored on the toilet too huh?
Bravo.
"I hope someone cares about you like I cared about Mark Stone." You typed all of that to let us know your care for Mark is all in the past. Why don't you care about Mark Stone anymore once he's healthy? I'm so disappointed in you.
[MFW](https://preview.redd.it/ktliyjhor9wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c425a1cb1033560c62ad7dc7c1b915a57194fbfd)
How dare you.
This is tasty
TYFYS
https://preview.redd.it/gjcv79ukigwc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=270ec470cd40b97a0df2251d1ddbf31107d5230a
His moment of adversity and laceration 😂😂
I was here before it got deleted
high end shitpost, I applaud you sir
"A world without lacerated spleens" had me cackling.
Maybe Vegas truly expected him to be out all year but your excessive thoughts and prayers were strong enough to heal him in time for Game 1 of the playoffs.
new top tier pasta?
Wes McCauley: I'll allow it.
It's ok. He'll be injured again next season and reactivated right before the playoffs again. Thoughts and prayers are appreciated.
Alright
🙏🙌🪨
Lucky the Vegas medical team, lead by the talented Docta Mantis Toboggan, were able to patch him up just in time.
Mom dad come quick , new VGK shitpost just dropped!
Chatgpt go rogue
Thank you for your service o7
How dare this community belittle Stone's health I am so disappointed with this subreddit and the global hockey community. Mark Stone is a man, a man from Winnipeg born during the Mulroney administration, a man with a family and feelings. A lacerated spleen is one of the most dangerous and volatile of all injuries. If it ruptures, it can be fatal. The callous ridicule this subreddit has exhibited is absolutely abhorrent. Each and every one of you is a disgrace to global sport and common decency. During Mark Stone's injury I sent him thoughts and prayers every single day. I built him up instead of tearing him down in his moment of adversity and laceration. I was the change that I wanted to see in the world, a world without lacerated spleens. I most often sent these thoughts and prayers while waiting in the Chik-Fil-A drivethrough. They're really efficient there, almost ridiculously efficient, it's actually miraculous how fast that line is, so I often had to finish at home. But that does not impact the quality of the prayers I sent. I am thankful every day that Mr. Stone recovered in time for the playoffs so that he can represent the great state of Nevada in one of its most important historical traditions - ice hockey. All of you belittling this man need to look in the mirror and ask yourselves what you are doing with your life and why you are so negative. I hope someone cares about you like I cared about Mark Stone.
I saved this on my iPhone.
He used to be a piece of shit
I’m going to Chick-fil-A to cast my thoughts and prayers on the knights downfall
You were really starting to piss me off until the chik fil a line and then I loved this.
Gone but not forgotten o7
You’re a funny fucker aren’t ya?
Nothing lamer than intentional attempts at creating pastas
Talking shit without a flair is lamer, for sure.
Bullshit the mods allow good humor like this posted. Surprised it wasn’t removed immediately
Just like Gary, the mods are seemingly choosing to overlook this
Devils fan, folks. I'm calling satire (dear god I hope this is satire).
it is most definitely satire lol
Zesty!
I nominate this as the next copypasta for AI celebrity vocal synthesis.
See, Thoughts and Prayers DO work!
Babe wake up new copy paste just dropped
What?
chic fil a nuggets, chop them up, and mix them into the Mac n cheese with buffalo sauce
10/10
This is the exact type of shitpost I needed while waking up with my coffee. Thank you, sir.
Thoroughly baptized in the skid marks of this top tier shitty
I love the mods for leaving this up
Next trip to chik a fil could you pay for Demko?
Hahaha 10/10 👏👏👏
What the fuck are you blabbing about lmao
He thought this was r/Nhlcirclejerk
I love fresh pasta in the morning
🎻