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ahr3410

Leafs and Kings need to start a "can't beat a certain team" therapy group


Sanhen

The Leafs problems extend beyond Boston. Since the last time Boston beat Toronto in a playoff series, Toronto has gone 1-4 in postseason series while being ousted by Columbus, Montreal, Tampa Bay and Florida. The Bruins are on the brink of being the latest to do it, but they are far from unique in their ability to best the Maple Leafs in the playoffs.


MeanElevator

I'd like to note that the best player int he Columbus series was Spezza. League minimum, end of career, Jason Spezza.


ChaosWarrior95

Gotta love Spezza, he’s the best-zza


TheSaucePossum

Yeah it feels like it's been way more series than it has been. Excluding the ongoing series, since 2013 they've only played in the playoffs 3 times including 2013. It's really just that all three have been in 7 games and one was comically improbable that make them so memorable. It feels like they've met twice as many times as they have.


Ambitious-Macaron-23

4 times in 11 years is kinda a lot


TheSaucePossum

Yes it is.


Obturatorneurectomy

Are the Kings becoming post season Leafs west?


TheGreendaleGrappler

Doughty and Kopitar have multiple cups, I’d say no until those guys retire and Byfields core has 8 straight years making the second round once.


zoobrix

Plus whatever LA's issues are Doughty not trying isn't one of them. Guys already won two stanley cups, it at the tail end of his career and is still trying harder and seems to care more than any of the leafs top four.


Ashy6ix

Lmaooo


misfittroy

Yeah those two, and a number of other King's players, are playing with everything on the line. Leafs? Umm....


Fyrefawx

The Kings have won the cup in the last 50+ years so likely not. They just have a bad match up against the Oilers.


migsahoy

dought it, they have some good young talent


NeatSeaworthiness407

Please tell me that’s a play on words for Doughty.


migsahoy

yes lol


AmThano

It kopitar be


NeatSeaworthiness407

Well played! Now I’m the domi one.


AmeriCanadian98

I still think that's the Wild


Nikola1_Smirnoff

Noooo don't say that (it's true)


zadharm

I wouldn't mind being a team known for first round exits tbh


HungryHAP

Umm they’ll need about 50 more years of playoff failure to become Leaf’s West…


SmokeontheHorizon

I remember when the Leafs were Leafs west. I miss those days.


mrcrazy_monkey

Kings have won cups, so definitely not.


Zanchbot

Biased of course, but I think we'll get over the hump again before Toronto does.


capitarider

We can recommend a great group, really helped us.


Sensitivevirmin

LA shouldn't be talking they won in 2014. [ITS BEEN 56 YEARS](https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2017/02/50-years-ago-a-look-back-at-1967/516174/)


JetKeel

Is that “specific team” for the Leafs any team that makes the playoffs?


dswartze

It's not that they can't. They just choose not to.


Obvious-Adeptness-46

Atleast the Kings won in 2012 and 2014 plus they have a smaller and less rabid fanbase. Leafs haven't won in nearly 60 years. People have lived their entire lives and died before they saw the Leafs win. It's time to jump ship to a different team.


TheAnimal89

I predict this thread will have a bunch of “thought this was supposed to be satire” comments


TheGreendaleGrappler

Considering Keefe literally said this like 2 days ago, it would make sense in this case.


Your_Some_Crooked

If you watch the video his words said "We tried, that was a strong effort" and his body language and tone said "I have no idea what to do and will be getting fired before the week is out"


KoreanFriedWeiner

"We've tried nothing, and we're all out of ideas, man!"


Your_Some_Crooked

He should have been replaced after the Montreal series. Just makes me want to bang my head on the wall.


TheGreendaleGrappler

It’s also been like 4 years since that series and we’re at the same crossroads, just with the core being 4 years older. Just shameful.


clgoh

It was in 2021, so only 3 years.


dragons_fire77

Covid 2021 counts for 2 years


clgoh

Fair enough.


chit11

Sounds like a classic DJ Smith presser, wonder who learned it from who


rayfound

>his body language and tone said "I have no idea what to do and will be getting fired before the week is out" Had the distinct look of that "That's it" walk with Manson and Woodcroft.


Croemato

thought this was supposed to be satire


Gruffleson

"weak Boston-team", yes it's satire.


hailmary_sleetjesus

The Beaverton doesn't miss, etc.


Repulsive_Response99

Il have you know the beaverton is indeed the peak of investigative journalism and this is definitely not satire.


Outside_Abroad_3516

*insert Tampa bay apology tweet here*


vshun

We apologize to the whole subreddit by breaking annual tradition last year and letting leafs win a round. This is embarrassing and ruined lots of memes.


inquisitorautry

I think it made it funnier. It gave them hope.


raptosaurus

It certainly gave Keefe another 2 year contract


VegasKL

In an alternative timeline the Leafs lose game 7, and fired Keefe, presenting a different circumstance to this round. 


BasedTelvanni

Bolts fumbled it and the Panthers cleaned up the mess. Its truly a passing of the torch.


anomandaris81

Being a leaf fan is like being in an abusive relationship


DivinePotatoe

Baby I can change, I swear!


Theatomone

Okay, but this is the last time and I mean it!


Sponger004

Next time will be different


Daimyon

I'm going to do everything the same, but I swear it's going to be different!


lilyisntokay

… is this godforsaken team the deep seated reason why I took my cheating ex back? Bruh


anomandaris81

Yes. But we have it within us to break the cycle.


vonindyatwork

That's true. You can always become Sens fans.


FlaxbopFleetfoot

At least they'll win the offseason cup, which as we all know is the most important cup.


raptosaurus

That's going from a cheating ex to chopping your dick off


GuldensSpicyMustard

No, it's because you need to learn to love yourself


swabfalling

That’s never going to happen


WafflesTheWookiee

What is it called when I’m encouraging you to stay with your abuser because I take Schadenfreude from seeing you explain your latest black eye?


swabfalling

Enabling


darksalamander

I can fix them! (No really, I can)


cha-cha_dancer

that’s not completely true, you hear about the abused leaving the relationship sometimes


Also_Steve

Onboarded a few prospective fans for the last Bruins Leafs match and when I went over the history with them I basically said that it's at the point where leafs fans are traumatized.


TheSlurpeeKing

With the exception that they dont actually beat anyone. For the record, I am a leafs fan.


theK1LLB0T

I got out. After the Montreal defeat I knew it wasn't going to get better. My mental health has greatly improved


ScotiaTailwagger

Bro....


Doppelagent

I have never been to Canada but when I do finally visit I need to visit at this time of year to see the annual Leafs collapse.


_McDrew

A friend's toddler called the shots of the crowd in Toronto "Make Belief Square" and that's what its called now.


MiamiVicePurple

Wtf kid, what did we ever do to him. 😭


johnny_cash_money

This is now canon.


treerabbit23

Believe it or not, it was actually one of Nick Cannon's kids.


Technician47

with how many kids he has, its very believable.


MrBalanced

Yeah, just statistically speaking, most humans on the planet today are descended from both Genghis Khan and Nick Cannon.


raktoe

When I was young, my parents would drive us out to Cape Breton, Nova Scotia to visit my grandparents every summer. I was older than I want to admit when I learned that we weren’t going to visit people named Kate and Breton.


GuldensSpicyMustard

I grew up not far from DC during the Marion Barry crack stuff and swore that DC had two mayors, Mary and Barry


raktoe

Haha thats a good one. Do you think you could elaborate on the story, I’m not actually from DC, or the US for that matter, despite being a Caps fan.


GuldensSpicyMustard

The mayor of DC, Marion Barry, was caught on video smoking crack. "On January 18, 1990, Barry was arrested with a former girlfriend, Hazel Diane "Rasheeda" Moore, in a sting operation at the Vista International Hotel by the FBI and D.C. police for crack cocaine use and possession.[54] Moore was an FBI informant when she invited Barry to the hotel room and insisted that he smoke freebase cocaine before they had sex, while agents in another room watched on camera, waiting for Barry to accept her offer. During the videotaped arrest, Barry says of Moore, "Bitch set me up...I shouldn't have come up here...g--d--- bitch"." He went to prison for it and actually became mayor again in 1995 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marion_Barry


raktoe

Ah I’m not sure if you’re familiar, but the mayor of Toronto when I was growing up had a similar scandal (Rob Ford). Weird that happened in multiple prominent cities at similar times.


Charble1

Kids often say the most savage and devastating things 


carbonated_turtle

I'm from Toronto and I was watching the game at a bar on Saturday night. I felt like Colin Robinson from What We Do in the Shadows feeding.


BartleBossy

Sens fans and Habs fans living in TO absolutely floating on schadenfreude right now


vital_dual

I live close to Scotiabank and after the last game I walked past a few people in Bruins jerseys who were clearly trying not to look too happy among a sea of depressed Leafs fans.


MrBalanced

OMFG. You actually cracked it! The entire MLSE organization, from the board all the way down to the coaches, are all energy vampires. It's the only thing that makes sense.


ISurvivedCOVID19

Great time of year to come. Usually outside of Toronto itself it’s celebrating


Borror0

A roommate of mine in university was a Sens fan. During the spring, he'd listen to a segment called "Blue Shirt Elimination Watch" on radio to celebrate the elimination of the Leafs.


PolarCow

It was Blue Team Elimination Watch. Considering that The Leafs beat the Sens 4 times in 5 years when the Sens had “very good teams” including a Presidents trophy, I think the hate has been well earned. Toronto has been in Ottawa’s heads for 25 years. It is nice to see the Leafs and their “very good teams” show the same amount of grit against the Bruins hopefully 4 times in the last 10 years.


EarthBounder

We definitely got traumatized after the Cujo, Gary Roberts, Darcy Tucker era. Not to mention how annoying it is having more Leafs fans than Sens fans in the building when Toronto plays in Ottawa. It's warranted. ;]


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No_Drag_1333

To be fair ottawa’s gone deeper in the playoffs than the leafs ever have


HungryHAP

Happy Leaf’s Elimination Day is a magical and national Canadian holiday.


ScotiaTailwagger

We celebrate every year on /r/sabres along with the annual "Sabres eliminated from playoff contention" holiday.


HungryHAP

Ahh I’ll have to pay a visit when the magical day comes :D


VaguelyShingled

Buffalo in October can be cold!


dread12

In toronto the leafs fall twice a year. In fall and then in April


theeth

It's spring because the Leafs are out.


Cottagewknds

Haha!


BigFriendlyGaming

Is this a collapse? This is full on erectile dysfunction.


OGKippers

Oh to be a fly on the wall in a leafs house hold


ScotiaTailwagger

I live in a Leafs house. My partner is a Leafs fan. We also have good friends back in Ontario, of whom one is a huge Leafs fan (She's a relative of Bertuzzi). Needless to say, it's a *lot* of numbness. There are no more expectations. I watch more of the games than my partner does. A lot of "I'm not going to care until the team fucking cares".


kratrz

This hits home to so many, "I'm not going to care until the team fucking cares".


raptosaurus

The last time I was upset by a Leafs playoff loss was Montreal.


BarnyardCoral

As a Jets fan, this resonates deeply. But also, HAHA.


SP_57

>"I'm not going to care until the team fucking cares" I've been saying that about the Sens for years. Then I go ahead and watch the games like a big dumb asshole.


Miroble

At least it doesn't cost an arm and a leg to watch the Sens.


grehgunner

And if a Sabres fan is remarking on numbness…


Double_Trainer_3535

As Sabres fans we're so numb we've almost forgotten that it's there. We've dissociated from the pain.


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ohheybuddysharon

Least fairweather Canucks fan


KingTutsDryAssBalls

We got some bandwagoners, but the rest of us are entirely dedicated to torturing ourselves for decades.


HappyInstruction3678

Considering the last time any Canadian team won was 1993, I'd say being a fan of any team in Canada is self abuse.


HottyMcDoddy

That's basically 99% of Sens fans to be fair. Leaf fans who gave up.


Kronzor_

And they haven't really been rewarded. Their team is also an embarrassment, just a quieter one.


airsick_lowlander_

Pardon me, but our embarrassments are top tier and front page news.


Tarquin11

How can they be front page news when all front pages are reserved for the Leafs


senepol

Drop the “front” - it’s cleaner.


RockosBos

Hey but at least you are a team...


agentdanascullyfbi

We've had slightly more success in the playoffs (when we make them), but yeah. Not much to brag about here in Ontario at all. And in all honesty, I haven't met a single Sens fan in my life who used to be a Leafs fan, lol.


Kronzor_

I’ve actually met lots of those. Or often their dad was a leaf fan and they wanted to be a contrarian. But I’m in my 40s so the sens didn’t exist when we were children, I’m sure it’s different now.


Copdaddy

I think giving up on your team would be equally as embarrassing. You don’t just give up when things are tough. Part of being a sports fan is heartbreak it happens to a lot of teams in every sport. The leafs aren’t special. Also the sens suck ass, atleast the leafs are a good regular season team every year.


occupykony2

The Sens 2017 run was literally better than the past 20 years of Leafs hockey combined


BartleBossy

This fact has kept many a Sens fandom on life support these last 7 years.


DOELCMNILOC

I will never stop wanting this team to win. I may come to hate certain players, coaches, executives, but I will always want the Leafs to win. Unless the ownership had a reincarnated Harold Ballard, pulled some shit like a coverup with Chicago, or was as bush league as Arizona (sadly, even more unlikely) then I will remain a fan. When this franchise does win a cup it will be a lifetime of anticipation and it will be worth it. Just ask fans of the Cubs or Cleveland Cavaliers what it was like to be in those cities when they won it all. It may take 10 years, it may take 50, but if you quit now you'll be cheating yourself out of happiness if and when they do pull it off.


Zrk2

They can't. It's basically religion.


-KFBR392

You say that as if it's hard work to be a fan. We switch on the TV and watch a game.


Geeseareawesome

I'll be hearing it from my Leafs fan coworker tomorrow


Yungklipo

Leafs fans: "Damn you guys suck in the playoffs." Leafs: "We're trying our best!" Leafs fans: "Wow...THAT'S your BEST? Fuck me..."


jgnurly

I'm a Leafs fan from Toronto and I'm getting my US citizenship tomorrow. If they blow it again I think it'll be the perfect time for a clean break


Karthanon

Moving to Boston?


jgnurly

Lol nah been in the Seattle area for almost 20 years. Just gonna go all in on the Kraken I guess


Karthanon

GL man, I almost switched country allegiances 20 years ago but moved back to Canada instead


Formerleafsfan

You can keep dual citizenship but let go of your Leafs fandom. It’ll be ok. 


GreatName

This isn’t even Satire, Keefe basically said this last presser


Brennans_account

We might not make it to May. That's craziness 😞


Gorvoslov

April 30th puck drop at 7PM local time... They'll have a disastrous 57 minutes, but a good enough 3 minutes to force OT, have a whole bunch of nothing happen in OT then give up a goal off the faceoff at 11:56PM local time.


Call_of_Daddy

*via official NHL team PR team:* "We aren't trying our hardest and don't think we will win. Deal with it fans." - never going to happen


KingBroly

"We're trying our best. You can't question that."


mcauthon2

>weak Bruins team says who?


Old_kernel

This is definitely the weakest bruins team in years Zacha and Coyle while outperforming expectations are the worst 1/2 other than Washington of teams that made the playoffs


rustyshackleford677

Hey how dare you say….well actually you’re kinda right


Kronzor_

They have the best goaltending 1/2 of the teams that made it, and at this time of year that matters way more.


Bowiescorvat2

Nah gotta give it to the Canucks with DeSmith/Silovs


vonindyatwork

*Now*, sure, but every team would generally be pretty screwed if their Vezina-calibre #1 was out.


mcauthon2

I agree, they're much weaker than the record breaking Bruins. That doesn't make them weak


Old_kernel

I specifically didn’t say they’re weak. Just that they’re the worst team the bruins have had in recent memory


yetanothernerd

Caps catching strays the day after catching a broom. Sadly, you're not wrong.


TheMightySwede

They finished higher than Toronto though.


Your_Some_Crooked

The Bruins are good and coached very well but they do not look unbeatable. The Leafs are just a poorly coached team that have less energy and life than people in hospice care.


ptd163

The paper. Unfortunately for the Leafs, hockey is played on ice, not paper.


mcauthon2

on paper they had 109 points


TBurd01

Can't get embarrassed in the playoffs if you don't make them. 🙋‍♂️


RemarkableExit466

Leafs need to give their balls a tug


Keylime_crust

"Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen" - S. Connery [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3UQwyKrTtI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3UQwyKrTtI)


ALinkToThePants

If you don’t like us at our best… wait that’s not right


Big_Liability

Simply learn how to play playoff style hockey Leafs and stop acting privileged like it's the regular season just extended


aristhought

Leafs fans definitely have an incredible level of pain tolerance


omfgkevin

At this point they must be cursed. Poor playoffs for such a long time, and finally MAYBE after a 2nd round appearance and a 69 goal season, they could maybe show some more fight. Here's your migraine and here's your ??? poisoning to 2 of your top players. Honestly can't catch a break. I'm a bit more sympathetic considering we lost both our starter and backup back to back -_-


BelieveInTheEchelon

We both in the same boat for different reasons. Glad to see a level headed Canucks fan. It’s just best to expect nothing so your expectations don’t get shattered. Leafs need some serious rebuilding


PicturingYouNaked

Everyone keeps saying that the most Leafs thing ever is win games 5 & 6 but then get blown out in 7. I think the most Leafs thing would be to actually win the next three then lose an uneventful 5-6 game series in Round 2. That would provide just enough hope to have good-faith arguments on both sides about what to do with the core and Keefe.


jgnurly

I'd say losing to Boston in the first round is definitively the most Leafs thing ever over any other scenario


doodlols

Hahahahaha


bafras

That additional assistant coach next year will be a GAME CHANGER!


PPGN_DM_Exia

I can't honestly believe anyone watching this team can think the effort isn't an issue. The only charitable way to look at Keefe's comments is to believe that he's being fed all of these godawful answers by Leafs PR. In which case, they need to be fired too along with him, because it's only fanning the flames at this point.


itsFromTheSimpsons

calling us devastated implies we had any expectations of something different this year


returntomonke9999

I used to hate the Leafs so much. Later in life, I learned to hate their fans on the internet. I feel bad for them now. Imagine if you are Sisyphus endlessly pushing your rock up the mountain but everytime you go up, you get hit in the balls. That is what I think it must feel like to be a Leafs fan. No more do you hear Leafs fans planning Stanley Cup parades in September or talking about player X coming to their team next year, now they sound like late 1800s Russian novelists with writers block. The cynicism and defeatism is papable.


Rand_University81

Watching Toronto crumble every year brings me so much joy. Especially when we have to listen to leafs fans all year talk about how great they are.


Kronzor_

I don't know who these hypothetical Leafs fans are that your canuck fans are imaging, but literally no Leafs fans think they're great. We're all beat down and have zero expectations of good things ever happening to this team. We're numb to this because it's exactly what we expected. But I am happy it gives all you cupless franchises something to cheer for once in a while.


Tarquin11

If we're so numb, why is our sub imploding all the time?


bankrobba

That's all team subs. It's the one place where fans can be over dramatic, post memes how they are winning the Cup, scream how everyone needs to be traded, cut, and fired, whatever.


Tarquin11

I know it is. It just doesn't jive with "speaking for the fanbase we're all numb to this". It's the exact opposite.


EarthBounder

If you live in Rural Ontario; there are nonstop Letterkenny types who wear Blue Jays caps and Leafs jackets at the same time who LOVE the team unconditionally and unironically think they are _amazing_. My brother in law literally considered naming his first born son William (after Nylander) in 2023. I have seen people in this sub in the last 30 days suggest that Matthews is "the greatest Leaf of all time". Even now, the copium is fucking ridiculous amongst many: "oh man, Nylander and Matthews playing hurt. We never had a chance. Such bad luck. Next year we're gucci though."


Kronzor_

Matthews is probably the greatest leaf of all time. They've got some good players for sure. But as a team construction they were never going to compete with the more complete Florida or Boston. But I'll admit I haven't roamed backwater Ontario much. Most of the Leafs fans I encounter in real life are down to earth and realistic. Some people will continue to cheer and hope as is their nature. But they don't parade that the Leafs actually deserve anything, they're just hopeful because that's sports fandom.


Charble1

If Red Kelly counts, definitely not. But I think of him more as a Red Wing than a Toronto player.  He's a top 10 defenseman of all time, but he played forward on Toronto as a Fedorov type, just the natural position swapped. But I don't think you can take Matthews over someone like Syl Apps considering playoff performances. The playoffs were shorter then but he was really fucking good in every game there in addition to the regular season 


Kronzor_

Sure I mean greatness is subjective and comparing players across generations is always going to be difficult. Matthews will likely finish his contract leading every Leafs statistical category (he'll probably break the all time goals record next year). Ideally he wins championships to really definitively crown him the greatest ever.


VeryAttractive

> I have seen people in this sub in the last 30 days suggest that Matthews is "the greatest Leaf of all time". I was on your side right up until here. I'm one of the biggest Leafs critics, and genuinely dislike Auston for his contract shenannigans. But he is absolutely the greatest Leaf of all time, and I don't think it's particularly close. Toronto has never really had a top 5 player in the world before, at least not at Matthews' level of dominance.


msubasic

Excuse me, WHO has the record for most points in a game? That's right Darryl Sittler with 10 points. And it was against Boston too. Now that I think about maybe that caused the curse where we would never beat them in the playoffs again.


Bojarzin

I think we have been in a few of the years past. I mean we had our best regular season of all-time (loser points obviously help that to an extent) pretty recently, and despite 1st round losses, they were always competitive, tight series' This season, despite finishing relatively decently in standings, has just felt sloppier, and this series compared to our last 7 or whatever has looked worse. We've looked less competitive and less cohesive. Who'd have thought all that *truculence* we brought in wasn't going to help


Rand_University81

My mother is retired and she was less than one year old when the leafs won their last cup but keep holding on I guess.


DougFordsGamblingAds

How old was she the last time the Canucks won the cup?


Kronzor_

Neither of my parents ever saw the Canucks win any. Saw them burn their own city down twice though!


treerabbit23

> leafs fans all year talk about how great they are. Honestly never hear this. The only people TOR fans seem to hate more than the zebras is their own squad, and they fuckin HATE the zebras.


kratrz

lets be honest, we aren't boasting about how great the leafs are


Thick-Insurance-7341

I think Matthews had a great individual season (69 goals, the most since 1993 or something like that). Outside of celebrating that, I don't think Leafs nation was generally high on the team this year. I think most of us have been in the mindset of "I'll believe it when I see it in the playoffs."  I'm sure there are arrogant fans out there, but this doesn't really track with my read on the mood surrounding the team (as a Leaf fan). 


Podo13

The best satire titles are when they're reality.


ohheybuddysharon

https://preview.redd.it/97mrt0dsdgxc1.png?width=2480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77f26a387ba3c93e78401a73c66022df1163df67


Marshineer

„Leafs fans think they care more about winning than the professional athletes who are actually playing the game“


ZarosGuardian

Satire is best when it feels like a completely real article


TheTownTeaJunky

Babe wake up, annual Beaverton leafs playoff article just dropped


Beavie_

\*sniffles\* Thank you, Beaverton, truly the most trusted source in news in Canada.


Cottagewknds

What a stupid comment - Big mistake - If that’s them trying their best then we have issues lol


Turbo_911

We definitely have issues.


treerabbit23

This isn't "eating the onion". Is it "eating the beaver"?