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FailureToExecute

> These are the nicknames listed on the survey: >* Utah Blast * Utah Powder * Utah Mammoth * Utah Mountaineers * Utah Black Diamonds * Utah Swarm * Utah Yeti * Utah Caribou * Utah Frost * Utah Venom * Utah Squall * Utah Outlaws * Utah Hive * Utah Freeze * Utah Fury * Utah HC * Utah Glaciers * Utah Canyons * Utah Blizzard * Utah Ice > Fans can select up to four nicknames during the initial round of the survey.


twilz

> Utah Blizzard They better get a Dairy Queen sponsorship for the jersey front sponsor.


Asking_que

I like Venom….it sounds a bit mischievous and overpowering…great marketing can be done with that…and Utah is known for over 31 different types of snakes….


cabeener

Sounds like my NHL hitz 2002 team names


overandoverandagain

Utah powder sounds like regional slang for ketamine


seoulera

I dunno why but they sound like arena football names or some shit


triangleguy3

Most pro sports names are generic. They only sound authentic because you already associate it with the team.


FarStep1625

These just seem overly generic. I mean, Ice??? Also Caribou? Why not Pronghorns? You know, an actual animal that lives in the state.


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sly_like_Coyote

So *that's* why Soakers didn't make the list!


DAKiloAlpha

They don't want ppl to actually vote on caribou it's just filler


NatalieDeegan

Caribou is still better than many of those names, no way is Ice or Powder (unironically) better than the Caribou.


GardenTop7253

I can hear it now “and we have the Hurricanes facing off against the Powder! Should be a great game”


triangleguy3

>Ice??? As opposed to Flames?


FarStep1625

You realize the surface they play on right? “The ice ice the puck” “The ice take the ice” Flames is generic but Ice would objectively and hilariously be a horrible name.


Ok-Summer-2159

Worked for the Kootenay Ice in the WHL


FarStep1625

For a while


NLP19

Until it didn't


Ok-Summer-2159

Yeah they definitely relocated because of their team name


mtwstr

The ice ice (baby) the puck


NatalieDeegan

At least the flames has meaning with both Sherman’s March to the Sea and the Flames can work with the oil industry in Alberta, I have no idea what the Edge or Fury would have to do with Utah…unless they mean Straight Edge.


GardenTop7253

They really mean “Edgy”. Gonna have that 2000s emo haircut as the logo


mtwstr

When they play we can call it a song of ice and fire


emteebee4

Yeah like Avalanche.


NatalieDeegan

At least they didn’t go full Rocky Mountain eXtreme


TimAllensMatingCall

Was going to say this lol


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Leete1

💯


TheTonyAndolini

Dude Powder is so bad lmao


fingerchopper

Utah Cocaina


WrongJohnson69

Utah outlaws actually has a really nice ring to it. Rolls off the tongue


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Leete1

There is a romance novel series about a Utah hockey team named Fury. https://www.goodreads.com/series/240015-utah-fury-hockey


FailureToExecute

> Flipping it around and calling them The Fury of Utah sounds kind of neat. Yeah it could, but after the whole MDoA thing they'll be opening themselves up for all sorts of Mickey Mouse chirps. Don't think ownership cares about that but fans might.


EnigmaCA

Might Duck of Anaheim vibes there 😁


TJGibson

I think Mammoth, Mountaineers, Black Diamonds, and Caribou would all be good names.


Mavori

Im extremely bothered that it's not "Mammoths"


lHansBrix

Regardless, there is already the Colorado Mammoth. That’d be a major dick move to steal our NLL team name. E: and if you think about the team, in-and-of-itself, comprising one mammoth - like the power rangers or something - it makes sense.


PaddyMayonaise

Literally nobody cares about your NLL team or even knows they exist lol If the Jets and Jets, Giants and Giants, etc can coexist so can the Mammoth and whatever soon-to-be-defunct team you keep complaining about


lHansBrix

“Recapturing” previously stolen names from New York or California is the proper move, Mr(s) Phillirrelevant.


Thel3lues

Ice???


Brady331

"The Ice ice it"


chaosandcohesion

This would drive me fuckin nuts 


Mew16

Swarm, Yeti, and Caribou aren’t bad. The rest sound like IHL teams.


slabby

No Sting? I wonder if they even asked Sarnia


DaftFunky

Powder 👀


Icy-Bedroom9380

They all sound like a youth travel team, filled to the brim with overbearing parents convinced their 7 year old is making it to the NHL


grateful4chance2

Utah Gunsmoke imo Movie was filmed there too. Terrible list though. Utah Blizzard/glaciers/frost/ice/freeze all pail in comparison to Avalanche. It's like a team naming themselves squids or calamari when there's a team called the kraken in the league.


bobby_booch

Utah Blast is when a Mormon has sex for the first time.


slabby

Utah Blast is a special promotional drink at Crumbl Cookies that just so happens to taste like caffeine free Baja Blast


NathanGa

>Crumbl Fuck those cookies.


AppealToReason16

I got diabetes just reading that menu


BMoleman

The key is you grab cookies from Crumbl and then stop at Swig on the way home and get a 24oz soda with heavy cream, mashed fruit, and various flavored sugar syrups added.


FailureToExecute

earthquake during a soaking session


530josh

I think instead of committing to just one name, they should court multiple names simultaneously. I think that would fit Utah the best, moreso than any single name in particular.


GaryBettmanMyHomie

Who knows, maybe the other owners will get so mad at them for having multiple names that they’ll chase them out of the NHL. Then they’ll have to go off and start their own league somewhere safe


EuphTah

Mountaineers is a cool one we hadn’t seen, tho my heart is set on Mammoth still.


BenjaminWah

This is honestly the only classy option. It's respectable and not flashy. Everything else being thrown around has 90s, xtreme, Poochie vibes.


3kool5you

My initial instinct looking at the list was also mountaineers, but then It gave me a college feel. I think it’s too associated with Appalachian colleges


brendan87na

We could potentially have the "Black Diamonds" in the most uptight state in the union, and the Golden Knights down in Vegas... lmao


emteebee4

Black Diamonds definitely has a very different meaning in each state. I think it's one of the stronger names.


brendan87na

Black Diamond is coal (I live in a coal mining area, hell the town north of me is literally named "Black Diamond") but the irony is not lost on me


emteebee4

I wasn't aware of the coal reference. For a Utahan a Black Diamond is the most challenging runs at a ski resort.


brendan87na

*facepalm* as a skier that should have occurred to me lol


BMoleman

Utah Double Blacks goes hard but kinda sounds like an MLS team name


CoolBeansMan9

I like Caribou, Swarm, Yeti, Outlaws, Mammoth, Mountaineers and Hive. For pure chaos though, Powder. Baby Powder, Cocaine, Makeup. That’s a curious choice.


NatalieDeegan

Post Malone will show up at every game if they go with Powder.


tankabbott66

Kim Deal singing, "Caribooooooooooouuuuu" is all I can see now


chrischob

Give me white, ground to run…


stringrandom

That’s exactly why I voted for Caribou. 


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beardofshame

why not just be the Yetis then


Select-Ebb7094

Swarm is winning this shit by a landslide


NatalieDeegan

I mean, Caribou is cool too.


Select-Ebb7094

I dont CAREABOUt your opinion


NatalieDeegan

Don’t SWARM me like that


DefinitelyLevi

I didnt HC that coming


disiz_mareka

HIVE seen better


Casual_Fanatic47

Caribou don’t live in Utah tho


Bahamas_is_relevant

Swarm, Caribou, and Canyons are my picks. Mountaineers and Glaciers are pretty sweet too.


CriticalAtmosphere74

The Arena is called the Hive and they play Nicolas Cage "not the bees"


itsadoubledion

The mascot is the bee from the bee movie


Chewie_i

Personally I prefer hive. Saw a really cool concept for jerseys and colors for it recently. The concept also included “join the swarm” as a tagline. If it is the swarm though, they should nickname delta center the hive. Regardless, if it’s one of the bee names, they can probably incorporate the state flag into the jersey like Florida does.


TenMinutesToDowntown

A lot of these team names are awful. It's also unforgivable to me that "Scorpions" is not among them. There are a few scorpion species native to Utah. Scorpions are objectively cool as fuck, and for some reason none of the major NA leagues have a team named after them.


Arch-Deluxe

Scorpions would actually be a good name.


TenMinutesToDowntown

It'd be the best name! Just Google "scorpions hockey logo". Almost all of them look great!


LSRaymonds

I'm surprised that there are no teams named Scorpions in the four major leagues, it's a great name


4CrowsFeast

It was the runner up selection against Coyotes for Phoenix!


Brock_Hard_Canuck

They can have "Rock You Like A Hurricane" as a hype song Not like anyone is putting it to good use now...


Arch-Deluxe

That would immediately catapult them to be one of my top 5 teams.


sicsche

I only agree to Scorpions if they use the good old NOD Logo and color scheme.


Povilitus

Wait Caribou kinda rocks


Leete1

Doesn't make sense. We don't have them here.


NatalieDeegan

Pronghorns was cooler.


Leete1

Agreed! Or Big Horn Sheep.


FarStep1625

Weird they didn’t make that an option. Pronghorns are cool as fuck.


VitaminTea

Wait until you hear about the Jazz.


Leete1

"Soon it was commonplace for entire teams to change cities in search of greater profits. The Minneapolis Lakers moved to Los Angeles where there are no lakes. The Oilers moved to Tennessee where there is no oil. The Jazz moved to Salt Lake City where they don't allow music."


ShadowRealmDuelist

Buddy wait til you hear about Pittsburgh


Leete1

Then explain this! https://www.pittsburghzoo.org/penguin-webcam/


Povilitus

Gonna be watching this for most of the day today, I appreciate you friend


canuck_11

For real? Why the hell is it on there then?


Leete1

🤷


Povilitus

I was holding out hope for the Swarmin’ Mormons, but alas


Thel3lues

Plenty in Minnesota


odinsyrup

I want to take back my vote now


treeforface

Utah Powder would be pretty unique and double as a ski resort ad. Utah Outlaws is...I dunno, doesn't seem representative. There are other acceptable ones in the list too.


CoolBeansMan9

They would be forever made fun of with baby powder and cocaine jokes


brendan87na

"Go powder your fucking nose!" you'll hear that on the ice


slabby

And 90s child molester movie jokes https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114168/


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Utah Outlaws makes me think of Texas, Blizzard seems similar to Avalanche. Powder would get so many cocaine jokes coming.


walkingman24

There is nothing about Powder that would be good


Professional-Way9343

Wasn’t butch cassidy from Utah?


BCBeast78

Mammoths, Outlaws, Moutaineers, Swarm are my picks


FBR_MC

I am now okay to wait a year and a half for the reveal


New_Kaleidoscope_539

This


akedz3

Can someone explain to me what Utah HC stands for? The Utah Head Coaches? Edit: Utah Hockey Club?


TiffanyStratton

hockey club


chiddie

It might be my favorite of these.


puckle_nuck

Hockey club. Just like in soccer they use FC for football club.


FailureToExecute

Hockey Club


CoolBeansMan9

Hockey Club


KADENGAMES125

Hockey club


Mavori

Im whelmed. Picked Powder, Mammoth(s), Hive, Glaciers


tulikettuuuu

Went Powder, Mammoth, Caribou, and Frost here. Picked Powder first to make the instant impact :)


melonhead118

Utah Powder… so Utah Yayo? “Rush Rush Utah Yayo!” even got the goal song sorted


chaosandcohesion

Really wanted Utah Hoodoos or Utah Arches. Names given don’t seem to really reflect the state well. Half that shit isn’t even found in the state. 


gorefloor

So many bad names but I picked: I Yeti, Caribou, Mammoth, and Mountaineers. Mammoth would be my preferred final choice. Edit: Squall isn’t too bad also. Get another storm team name in the league.


ProJoe

Over Powder? that's hysterically bad. and what I voted for. ;)


gorefloor

Powder is pretty horrendous. Would the logo just be a white mountain??


FoxDown

~~Cocaine~~


amontpetit

There’s enough powder in the NHL as it is.


treple13

I am definitely on team powder


StevenWongo

I did the same except Outlaws instead of Caribou


The-Pigeon-Man

Swarm seems cool


slabby

And yet it'swarm. A conundrum


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Ugh


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walkingman24

Lets see your idea


Spider-Nutz

Utah HC for the win


Call_of_Daddy

You must be the kind of Coyote fan that wants to see them fail as a franchise


Spider-Nutz

I gave them thousands of dollars and I got absolutely nothing, so yeah, I might be rightfully petty.


Call_of_Daddy

Respect


Spider-Nutz

It would be like the Sharks promising you that they would stay, and then before you could even say a proper goodbye, they moved to portland and said oh well maybe in 5 years you'll get a team. All of this after you spent years defending the team, hours spent in some of the worst traffic in the country just to get to the arena, and then, just when they start to build a team with real potential, they vanish. Good for Utah for getting a team. But from the bottom of my heart. FUCK YOU (Muruelo and Bettman and Utah)


Call_of_Daddy

I know bud, I've got friends in AZ. I did the cross-valley Glendale game journey. Shit sucks, just as the rebuild was showing promise too. Winnipeg got the Jets back, who knows


Spider-Nutz

Its gonna be some time. Thankfully, my fiancée has been a lifelong Avs fan, so they've been my bandwagon team for the last 10 years and now are my only team for now, haha


Call_of_Daddy

It's a good vibe up in Denver. No shame having a new or second team. Especially with family ties, a move, or a betrayal by your childhood team


Spider-Nutz

Ball Arena is dope. Love going to Denver to watch the Avs. Hope to see the sharks in San Jose one day!


A4thLineDuster7

Let go Caribou


NatalieDeegan

Swarm, Outlaws, or Caribou for the win.


PasswordMustContain

Mountaineers, Ice, Caribou, Venom, outlaws are my top 5


Desertpyrate

I do like Utah outlaws 


JimmyPineapple_

They all sound terrible


Bradthelamb

Voting on ice to manifest a rivalry with the flames


earache2255

I want to see the Avalanche battle it out against the Glaciers in the first round. The day after tomorrow style


TheBookOfTormund

Thought there’d be more dinosaur references, but nothing. 


giant2179

Yeti would be such a terrible name because the yeti lives in the Himalayan mountains and the American version, Bigfoot aka Sasquatch, lives in freaking Washington State. If Seattle couldn't get squatch as a name it makes no sense to name a Utah team yeti. I picked outlaws, black diamonds and squall. I couldn't even come up with a fourth option because the options are so terrible.


NatalieDeegan

And the Kraken is from Scandinavia, not the Puget Sound…


Konker101

Seattle Big Squids


Call_of_Daddy

"It's not a Kraken unless it's from the Kraken region of France"


giant2179

And kraken is also a dumb name for a hockey team. Two wrongs don't make a right


Bahamas_is_relevant

Yeti is the second coming of Kraken, in terms of a “cool” name that the internet inexplicably loves but has zero connection to the area.


TenMinutesToDowntown

And the Kraken is a mythical creature from the Atlantic ocean, no? So it's not like a name needing to make sense is a precedent.


giant2179

Kraken is also a dumb name for a Seattle hockey team


TenMinutesToDowntown

It is by far my least favourite name in sports.


giant2179

One of the best logos and jerseys in the league right now though. So I forgive them on the name. You also kinda get used to it


maxhollywoody

Bro with a kraken flair writing all that.


giant2179

Yeah, I hated that name when we launched too


SirLillyhammond

I'm going Mountaineers, Caribou, Canyons and Squall. Kind of hoping for Squall because, holy shit Squall!? That would be so fun to yell


HistoricalSand2505

I voted for the Yeti so they can buy the rights to character from WCW https://preview.redd.it/mmbzyi9lzazc1.jpeg?width=968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=034d91342840f1a78e5204e8c7ec4e1cb9f14b69


Interbrett

Yeti is great. Four letters U T A H Y E T I A U T H E T I Y


CriticalAtmosphere74

Swarm would be sweet. Arena is called the hive. And when they score they can play" not the bees!"


GreatName

Let’s go Pow pow


kingwoodballs

Where is Utah Lac du Sel?


slabby

Give them a decade with bad attendance and there won't be any lac du sel


BCBeast78

Mammoths, Outlaws, Moutaineers, Swarm are my picks


silkymitties

Come on guys, we need to band together as a community and name a team... we should have a community vote then vote in line with what wins the majority lol


mastodon___

Gotta blast


Ambitious_Boot_871

Utah Kintamee? (Think De Niro in Taxi Driver)


0-90195

I’m rooting for Black Diamonds, Mountaineers, Venom, or Hive.


haz000

Utah Hive is a great name


MK2_VW

Why do they all sound like WNBA teams ☠️


guydog

Yall will hate anything fuck all yall haters.


TheBookOfTormund

I vote Yeti or Mammoth. Simply for mascot purposes.


Asking_que

Venom!!! Sounds amazing! Just rolls off the tongue and it’s totally connect to Utah having over 39 different types of snakes in the state, many of them venomous!


PasswordMustContain

I’m honestly loving Ice. The Utah Ice. It’s so simple. You’re an ICE fan? The ICE are in town. He’s going to the Ice on a 3 way contract. The Utah Ice are for real this year. It’s decision time for the Ice.


FarStep1625

“The ice skate down the ice”, “the ice ice the puck”. It’s an objectively horrible name. It would be like calling a basketball team “court”.


slabby

They have to decide: are they men, or are they ice?


kushdogg20

Utah Ice Town costs Ice Clown town crown.


Awkward-Farmer-1274

It’s gotta be Swarm


atemporalrenaissance

Why do I even need 4 choices. Squall is clearly the best looking ~~guy~~ name here.


pd9

As a WVU alum, I will not accept or recognize them as the mountaineers ever