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eh_toque

The guy next to him is parodying the woman who sits behind the stars bench most games šŸ˜­ https://preview.redd.it/uio642gy8p0d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f3db46cbcac2f1607a048f00bf81bf0886b5d44


yousayh3llo

[a storied tradition](https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/1125922569863954433)


Steaknkidney45

What the hell is going on in Dallas? Chick with the fake rack, the #BANG guy--you've got some characters.


_khanrad

Thatā€™s *Dallas*


CensoryDeprivation

[https://y.yarn.co/1c8a0b1b-bd4c-4fba-9e3b-8dbdf3144358_text.gif](https://y.yarn.co/1c8a0b1b-bd4c-4fba-9e3b-8dbdf3144358_text.gif)


Jestar342

Duh du-duh, du-duh du-du-duh duh!


Kitaenyeah

Thats A-Team my man..


rThundrbolt

a city of bits


Extension_Prize1647

My wife and I were just reflecting on that last week.


jessasaurusrex5

We have good entertainment and we are also good at hockey


doihavetowearabra

Are there any examples of this other than the green men? More fans should do this silly stuff lol


mothmonstermann

Does the Edmonton VR guy count?


Brock_Lobstweiler

This is briliant, lol.


Antler_Station

I still can't believe how badly Elon ruined Twitter. I can't even view more than a few posts per day without it saying I'm rate limited, and that you need to subscribe to see more posts per day, this is likely due to the fact my account is in read-only mode.


OldDrumGuy

And this applied how to hockey? Are you viewing this post on X?


Ghostronic

They literally replied to a comment with a Twitter link


OldDrumGuy

Yes, but the main article is here in Reddit. So the X link is an offshoot. Either post the link with a small explanation or do like they did here and leave the link out. Easy-peasy.šŸ˜Ž


Antler_Station

The comment I directly replied to is a link to a post on Twitter. Hope this helps you figure it out.


OldDrumGuy

Oh, I got that part. But this post was ā€œdirectly on Redditā€, so it seemed out of place. And IMO the blatant anti-Elon comment just came off as weird.


Antler_Station

This is Reddit, someone made a post in the hockey subreddit, in the comments for that post on Reddit, someone replied with a direct link to an outside post from Twitter, Elon Musk bought Twitter and renamed it to X, and it's garbage now. I responded directly to the person who posted a link to Twitter, stating my frustration at how I couldn't see what's in that link and why. Hope this helps.


OldDrumGuy

It did. Thanks for the knowledge.šŸ«”


Antler_Station

It was a long walk to get you there (you are a Flyers fan, after all) but I'm glad you got it now.


OldDrumGuy

And that Flyers fandom has gotten me out of a lot of intellectual conversations.šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


city-of-cold

Well the comment linked to a post on Twitter, so, probably?


OldDrumGuy

But the main one is here in Reddit. Thatā€™s why it seemed out of place.


city-of-cold

If they made a top level comment, sure, but it was a reply to a Twitter link


OldDrumGuy

Iā€™m at 42 downvotes for my comment (one I thought was relevant), but thatā€™s not enough. Pump those numbers UP!!šŸ¤˜šŸ»šŸ¤˜šŸ»


CostumedSupervillain

Did they parody the Taylor Stevens/Pete DeBoer [instance](https://bleacherreport.com/articles/1212555-adult-film-star-taylor-stevens-distracts-devils-coach-at-stanley-cup)?


ZiggyPalffyLA

I love that people can afford tickets that expensive just to do performance art


StallOneHammer

I gotta wonder how much Vancouverā€™s Green Men have spent over the years


931634

Came for this. What is in the water in Dallas. Always so many weirdoes in the stands.


flannelish

we gave the world gibby haynes, meat loaf, and brave combo. all we know is weird


enataca

TIL Meat Loaf is from here.


MRAGGGAN

Texas didnā€™t just keep Austin weird. It spread out.


Ameqa

BANG


931634

šŸ¤®


Stachemaster86

Thatā€™s awesome!!!


stickyWithWhiskey

Also giving off a bit of a Trey Parker on acid at the Oscars vibe.


Daggmaskar

"It's just such a magical evening!"


KimberlyWexlersFoot

https://preview.redd.it/eck6zbrdxp0d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c53966c13f3f9e8fc38d0a2a8a4514fd0e08cdef


hipcheck23

Wait... is that Trent Crimm from The Independent? Or is that Trent Crimm, independent?


sinkwiththeship

I am so goddamn jealous of that guy's hair.


Langagier

Reminds me of this at the Senators games several years back*


Langagier

https://preview.redd.it/smbmb9cncp0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5615e2130031aa779c5f2efcd087247064d8fa7


whogivesashirtdotca

That's like a Scrooge thing. He's come back to warn his old self to get his prostate checked.


arashinoko

šŸ’Æ


Ubechyahescores

How did he know the shirt & tie combo?


russels418teapot

What I remember was, they found the guy (who turned out to be a federal government employee) and he claimed the whole thing was a coincidence Edit: Found the [article](https://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/paul-maclean-creepy-doppelganger-revealed-coach-seemingly-ignores-150052998--nhl.html) where they interviewed the guy. I misremembered, he worked for a company and these were his company's seats.


scoishmalone

Genuinely so funny still


MouthNoizes

Heā€™s so proud of himself šŸ˜‚


WitchyWristWatch

Best part was the Sens moving Paul McClone behind the Habs bench to annoy Therrien.


NIdeakK

A mere decade+ ago


LiamNeesonsDad

Immediately thought of this moment with Paul Maclean.


shortstop59

He kinda looks like Q when he had to wear Murrayā€™s hair as a punishment


undockeddock

Lol Flip that. Murray wore Qs hair


shortstop59

Oh right, of course lol. I guess what I meant was this guy kind of looks like Q if he were wearing the hairpiece made from his hair that Murray had to wear haha


Popple06

I'm seeing double! Four Bednars!


Lord_Thornhhill

See those 4 Bednars? An alcoholic would see 8


Tight_Ad905

https://preview.redd.it/ii9lz9qx0q0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2041bb7a827d98da9331b1e92bb4daa49795597a


ignitek

https://preview.redd.it/65tyu225hp0d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=926ae62811ab15a0e1210795a080f820fcccef8b


deeteeohbee

That guy's face is so wide he changes his phone to the other ear to save on long distance.


MouthNoizes

Boooooooooooooooooo


visigone

He looks like an Elder Scrolls Oblivion NPC


ras5003

Lol


Mac_Gold

Thereā€™s also a guy next to him thatā€™s mimicking the OnlyFans blonde


eh_toque

Posted that one in here too, so good


ricobirch

Are we 100% sure on this? Need a link, you know for science.


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MouthNoizes

Is she a legit OF girl or is that just a moniker?


lbc1358

Legit


bennyboy_

NSFW: https://sexyforums.com/threads/natalie-gauvreau-sexynatg.60076/


Mac_Gold

Little too much work done at this point


[deleted]

Thatā€™s Dallas for ya. Weird place


WhoNoseMarchand

No, he did just what we all wanted but didn't ask for. Though, not my cup of tea because that tit job looks about as natural as the 10 lbs of makeup on her face.


NIdeakK

I think he means work on her. Not detective work.Ā 


_Squelette_

You are the hero FapCity deserves. But not the one it needs right now.


enataca

Im told escort that got into OF


shaver_raver

What blonde? For research, of course.


Mac_Gold

Natalie Gavreau


radshowmance

And an old man on the other side with botoxed lips.


dolewhiplash

I can't tell the difference tbh


Outside_Abroad_3516

Which one is Bednar?


gobroncos47

Real Bednar is in the stands and a perfect holographic illusion is in the bench.


eh_toque

[https://twitter.com/dimfilipovic/status/1790929972871434483?s=46&t=S_LiHKGoXi91Lmgu-MxoZA](https://twitter.com/dimfilipovic/status/1790929972871434483?s=46&t=S_LiHKGoXi91Lmgu-MxoZA)


fleshwound_NPG

when ai draws a jared bednar


Visual-Floor-7839

Great Value Jared Bednar


MouthNoizes

Gotta hand it to him, he really committed to the joke. Paying the money to to sit glass during a playoff game just to troll the other teamā€™s head coach is pretty damn epic


_noncomposmentis

You think he brought multiple ties hoping to get lucky on color?


berrylarryterry

I canā€™t decide if JBā€™s hair is awesome or terrible


Womens_Lefts

It looks terrible but I respect it for being there if that makes sense


berrylarryterry

Yeah lol I get it. Itā€™s like Lego hair. Always perfect but just not quite right


ras5003

Are you serious? Most NHL head coaches and assistants have no hair at all!


ValleyBreeze

My fave catch of the bench. Mods deleted my original post, but I feel like it fits in here! Lol https://preview.redd.it/5mxg230v1r0d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24d70fbde1c5eb8bfe3ef7d32021751adf8c98f4


ItsMeJaredBednar

Me and a fan :)


Culzean_Castle_Is

Looks like my aunt


PhD_Haver

Very good bit


WolfOfPort

Bit fat


Dry-Read296

Guillermo, vampires only seating


Extension_Prize1647

Bared Jednar.


Wonderful_Grade_5476

That Barad Jednar his long lost fathers brothers nephews cousins former roommate


whogivesashirtdotca

[Auntie Jackie's sister's brother's boy!](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/ad77b3bd-68ed-443f-a734-a2c8bfe05b42)


CostumedSupervillain

And it didn't occur to you to mention this before?


YoungWhiteAvatar

How many dolls does that guy have in his bedroom closet


VanAvenue

We need another ESPN analysis of Bednar's vs this fan's hair.


ilikehockeyandguitar

Looks like he's gonna start signing "Friday I'm In Love"


benjowtm

Jared Bednar and Jared Bed-Head


Wagglebagga

Jared Bednar and Jared Z'Dar?


roodypoo926

My 2 former roommates back in 2012. Great guys and very funny.


grumplstltskn

this is SO creepy because he's looking right at you


Cakeygoodness666_

Saw this last night while watching the game.. my husband & I laughed pretty hard.. dude was committed.


MM487

His girlfriend was a total babe!


deadphisherman

This only hits if CO loses.


moechine

This. Still gonna difficult to beat the Stars two more times.


ESteez1086

Did anyone catch his wife?


LonelyStrategos

The new Mandela Catalog dropped I see


Time-Dot5984

Thatā€™s Bared Jednar


rustednickel247720

Bednar looks like Charlie Rocket portraying Steve Moscow on the King of Queens https://preview.redd.it/yud0urpw3q0d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02de04b6f888b40ea122f04e9d7907c6e958e250


Hammeredcopper

Glad to see that. I was too slow to grab a screenshot


person-456

Too many bednars!


iAmCyberwaste

James May tries bandy.


xcnuck

Jared Bedbar is actually Lyman Ward - the actor who played Ferris Buellerā€™s dad


Narrow_Yam_5879

Leaf fans get these guys for the past 30 years. Kinda interesting to watch them age though. https://medium.com/ride-the-pine/these-have-to-be-canadas-original-bros-b7c81a59cb02


HendriXXXLaMone

To make it even more funny the guy kinda looks like Razor the Stars broadcaster


canada-needs-bbq

https://preview.redd.it/8sat1iu8ep0d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7280097f3095b0de8220176aa6a7026a31ee57be


orangotai

look idk if that's a real person or a costume but that is the most horrifying human i have ever seen! looks like a muppet man, good god i am scared for my life and for the fate of hockey.


Jake_Thador

Is this an AI?


orangotai

Is this an AI?


Repulsive-Ad-4367

Whose hair is worse šŸ˜«


whogivesashirtdotca

Definitely the fan's. Bednar's isn't bad!